139. Chapter 139

After Death Gone Crazy

By

UCSBdad

Disclaimer: I'd have to be crazy to…You can figure out the rest. Rating M Time: See above.

"Castle, you are really, really over reacting." Kate said softly. "Do you really think Alexis is going to be posing nude on line, or posting all of her information so that anyone can get access to it. Do you really think Alexis will run off with a tattooed outlaw biker and start making meth?"

Castle nodded. "You're the one who told me about your wild child days. All about Becks the Rebel? Riding a Harley in skin tight leather? You told me that good girl's wild child days are the worst. How can you tell me all of that and not expect me to worry? And worry a lot."

Kate rolled her eyes. I really need to learn to keep my mouth closed. She took a deep breath and smiled at Castle. "Rick, I went to Stuyvesant High School. It's one of the most academically challenging and demanding schools in Manhattan. Then I went to Stanford, another very challenging school. Do you really think I had time to be some outlaw biker chick out of Easy Rider?"

"Yes! What did you expect me to think?"

Kate sighed and put her arms around Rick, resting her head on his chest. "I liked to tease you. To make you think that I was something I wasn't. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that."

Castle gently stroked the side of her face. "So your wild child days were…"

"Decidedly un-wild. I did ride my Harley but I always wore a helmet. I dated inappropriate guys. I went to rock concerts. I drank beer when I was underage. I occasionally cut class to go to the beach or take a trip somewhere." Kate kissed his cheek. "And as long as I have your attention, I learned all that I know about bondage and after hour's burlesque clubs as a uniform or a detective. I'm afraid those images you have of me as Mistress Kate, dressed all in black leather and fishnet stockings, or doing a strip tease on the top of a bar are just pure Castle fantasy. Except where you're concerned, I'm really quite conservative. You might even say cop-like."

He kissed the top of her head. "You're sure?"

She ran her hand over his chest. "Absolutely!"

"So if I bought you a leather bustier and some knee high boots, or maybe a school girl outfit…?"

"For you, I'd consider it."

He thought about it for a second. "Maybe not. I'd hate to think of Alexis finding something like that. It might give her the wrong idea."

She giggled. "No, it would give her the right idea. Just like she would if she found your porn collection." She stopped for a moment. "Come to think of it, where is your porn collection? I thought you said it was in your closet."

"It was. But I found something much better than porn."

She smiled at him. "And that was?"

"My fantasies of you as Mistress Kat. Or as Katie, the Naughty Cop. I imagine you dancing on top of the island in the kitchen with nothing on under your dress. "

"Let me guess. A black leather miniskirt?"

"You are such a great detective!" He smiled. "Do you want to know what else you're wearing?"

She looked at the ceiling for a second. "A skin tight, wet tee shirt and hooker heels?"

"Oh! I like that."

"Aren't you afraid that I'd hit my head on the ceiling? What with the heels and the gyrations?" She looked over at his kitchen island. She'd easily hit the ceiling, she thought.

"I swear I'd catch you."

She smiled but shook her head. "I'm afraid not, Castle. I don't mind a little playacting with you, but I'm not trying to get myself put in the hospital. Especially if I had to explain to Gates exactly what happened to me. "Sir, I was dancing with no panties on for my boyfriend on his kitchen island and while he was trying to shove a dollar bill in my cleavage…"

"A dollar bill!" Castle interrupted, looking offended. "You are definitely worth a hundred dollar bill in your cleavage. Several in fact. Many. A plethora! A multitude of Franklins."

Kate raised an eyebrow. "So you have a lot of experience in shoving bills between a dancer's boobs?" She asked sweetly.

"Um…Would you believe me if I said it was research and I didn't enjoy it?"

"Never in a million years."

He sighed. "Thought so." Suddenly Castle had a gleam in his eye. "Wait! You say you don't mind a little playacting with me? Do you mean it?"

Kate thought about that for just a second. This could be fun. "Of course. But I don't intend to be the only one who has to playact. You'll have to, too. What did you have in mind?"

"Don't you have that Russian party girl dress here, as well as the red underwear?"

She nodded. "You vant to see Tatiana again, Reeky?"

He could only nod.

"You vait right here, beeg boy." Kate headed for their bedroom. She was back in a few minutes dressed in the black mini-dress she had worn in the Chinatown poker club, and he could clearly see she had on the same red bra. He wondered about the rest.

Kate frowned sadly. "Poor Tatiana. Her Reeky just vants her body. He probably has some American girlfriend." She looked at him suspiciously. "Or do you have vife?"

"No!" He said quickly. "I don't have vife…wife. There's just you, Tatiana." He put his arms around her and held her close, gently kissing her and then sliding his hand onto her boob as he cupped one cheek of her magnificent ass. He pushed the top of her dress aside so that he could get access to both boobs. She took his hand off of her ass and slid it under then hem of her dress. No. No panties. He thought.

Suddenly she stepped away from him. "Enough, Reeky. Now Tatiana vants something. You do sexy streep tease for Tatiana. Yes?"

"Yes." He said. He turned on the radio and found a dance music station. He began dancing, taking off his jacket quickly and throwing it onto the sofa. Then the tie and shirt. He danced close to her, letting her rub her hands over his chest. Then he danced away, loosening his belt, then letting his trousers drop. He smiled and stepped out of the trousers, stopping to take off his shoes. He danced back to her and pushed the top of her dress back over her shoulders, and pushing the cups of her flimsy bra up. He began kissing her boobs and pulling her dress up over her hips.

Kate put her thumbs in the waistband of his boxers and pushed them own. He was ready for her. She grabbed him and stroked him.

"DADDY!"

Castle whirled around to see Alexis standing in the doorway, a look of shock, embarrassment and shame on her face. Her two girlfriend's faces showed entirely different emotions. He quickly put his hands over his crotch. "Alexis. I thought you wouldn't be back until tomorrow."

Kate quickly pulled her dress down and stood in front of Rick. "Um, Alexis…We were…"

Alexis turned red. "We'll talk about this later." She grabbed her two friends. "We're leaving." The two young women didn't seem to want to go. "We're leaving now!" Alexis shouted and dragged them out of the loft. "Nice to see you, Mr. Castle." One of the girls said just before the door closed.

Kate reached around and took ahold of Castle, who was now entirely flaccid. "I think we should go to bed, Castle. And from the look on Alexis's face, you don't need to worry about her wild child phase."

"No. Just our wild child phase."