Unexpected Things And Explanations

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Asahi did not expect this to happen, totally impossible, 'How is Saeko from High School Of The Dead here?, this is totally impossible. Did I accidentally come to an AU with me being in HOTD or something, Rapahel! Would you like to explain?'

[Yes, it is the result of merging two worlds because of most likely an omnipotent entity messing with them]

'So this isn't an AU?'

[No AU yous exist as their existences were devoured and assimilated into you when Beelzebub was obtained, so that is highly unlikely and this world was locked on to when opening the rift so it is impossible]

'That is some freaky shit, anyway how do you know this?'

[Three words: All Of Creation, also normally you would notice no change as well but Mammon negates everything that can affect you since everything exists]

'I see, do you have any idea when the outbreak will happen?'

[None, it may happen tommorrow or it may never happen since I can not see the future]

'Oh well, would've been good to know but doesn't matter just gives me the chance to kill more because even if they're undead they do bleed AND I was planning on visiting HOTD anyway, and I also get to interact with Saeko I was quite interested in her anyway looks and personality both, on top of that I can also get my sister used to seeing blood this is for her own good' thinking that Asahi began smiling maniacally scaring the store's receptionist but his smile soon returned to normal.

On the way back, Testarossa asked him, "Did something good happen?"

"Yeah, this world's about to get a lot more interesting due to some troublesome God's interference, Testarossa Carrera we're going to hunt in a few days but do use your hands or small scale magic we don't want to destroy this world accidentally."

"Oh great! I was getting bored but what about the anime?"

"You can watch them in the next world we go to."

"Okay" with that they reached home, and Asahi knocked on the door and was greeted with the sight of his sister, " I'm home! "

"Welcome back!" she said happily and hugged him but she was pulled away by Kasumi who said, "Who ARE you and the ones beside you?!"

"I am known by many names Demon Lord, Conqueror, Destroyer, Lord, Dominator, Eldritch but you, you may call me Asahi"

"Do you have chunnibyou? also what about them?" she asked pointing towards the two girls beside him

"Testarossa" "Carrera"

"Weird names" as soon as she said that a strange pressure fell on her and she began choking, "Miss Kasumi I would appreciate it if you could not make fun of their names they're rather sensitive about it and you two stop! What are you doing?, she'll die!"

"Oh sorry"x2

"As long as you understand"

Kasumi began looking at the three of them with fear in her eyes, "Oh this is so troublesome, why don't I just tell her? Not like anyone will believe her if she tells them" ,saying that he walked to his room while saying, " Oh right Kei! I owe you an explanation don't I? Here's the stuff prepare some dinner I'll explain it over some food, also sorry about them Kasumi"

"N-no, it's fine"

'I'd believe you if you weren't stuttering from fear while saying that'

After that he went to his room and got out his Tensura and Re: Zero novels while also pulling out a poster of Edmond Dantes on his laptop and placed all this on the dinner table while also picking up a laptop on which he stored recorded anime.

A few minutes later, A simple dinner had been prepared with all of them sitting at the table, with Carrera and Testarossa sitting at Asahi sides while Kasumi and Keiko sat in front of them.

He first pulled out Wisdom King Raphael's chapter and then the chapters introducing Carrera and Testarossa, and put them on the table.

"Ho, this is quite interesting to think that we're just fiction here. and why would I serve a mere slime"

"Who wrote this?! How does he know so much about me, I'l Kill Him also how dare he think that I'd fight for some one other than Asahi's attention"

"Now now, this is just fiction not you, so would you introduce yourselves please"

"Primordial Yellow, Carrera"

"Primordial White, Testarossa"

"His lover"x2

"hahahaha!" hearing the last part Asahi started laughing while Keiko's lips twitched.

"Hey Keiko, I think there's something wrong with these people"

"Oh it's not much really" he pulled out pictures of both of them on the laptop and showed them to the girls next to him, "See any similarities?"

"H-How is this possible?"

"Oh no wonder they looked familiar, I saw them once when cleaning your room" Keiko said while smiling.

"You're taking this better than I thought Kei"

"All that matters is that you're back"

"I guess"

"So what? they look like them doesn't mean they are them"

Normally Asahi would have killed such an annoying person by now but he didn't because he knew Kasumi was doing this for his sister. "So let me tell you my full name Kasumi, Kasuke Asahi"

"Huh! Do you think this is some sick joke?"

"No it's really me, don't tell anyone."

"Why would I believe you, you sick man?"

"You really know how to get on my nerves, you know that" massaging his forehead he suddenly got an idea, He pointed his finger at the table and cut a rift to the Eastern Empire allowing them to see through it, all of them peeked through it and saw a barren wasteland reeking of death and destruction, "Oh it's been five days they still haven't been able to clean it up, I guess I went overboard"

"Hahahahaha! not really it was really funny how you burned Velgrynd with those flames she's so proud of! and I had quite a bit of fun with that Kondo or what ever his gun's good too!" Carrera said while pulling out the Golden Gun she had gotten.

"I also agree with Carrera" Testarossa said voicing out her own opinion

Kasumi and Keiko gasped seeing the gun, and both were afraid Keiko a bit less since she was sure she wasn't in danger because her brother is here but it was her first time seeing a real gun so it was understandable.

While both of them were rubbing their eyes checking if the sight before them was real since it resmbled real life magic which neither believed existed.

" So Onii-chan what is the point of showing us this?"

"Hey Testarossa sorry but I'll be using a bit of your memories"

"Oh I don't mind, go ahead" Asahi tapped her forehead and another view appeared besides the wasteland. This one showed the Empire in it's full glory, seeing this both of them awed at the sight of a gigantic empire. This time Kasumi said, " Again what's the point?"

Asahi opened the picture showing the Empire on the internet and showed it to them and both of them had their mouths since both of them were clearly the same places,

"Onii-chan what is that wasteland then?"

"Oh that, that's-" before he could finish Carrera cut in and said, "That's what's left of it after Asahi attacked!" she said with pride, while Testarossa also looked proud.

"Oye Carrera! You weren't supposed to tell them yet, did you forget that this world has no magic whatsoever"

"Oh right! Well what's done is done!" she said while smiling. Kasumi looked at him in disbelief and horror, if this was true then what kind of monster would destroy so much and kill so many people.

"Before you say anything know that I do not care for the lives I took, It was necessary to do this if I wanted to return, well 10, 000 would've been enough but I sorta went overboard and killed almost four million, but I had to get back to my sister"

"Y-you Monster!"

"Onii-chan! You care about that me that much! I'm very happy!"

"Ummm Kei did you not hear what I said?"

"You wanted to get back to me as soon as possible so you did such things right?"

" Well yes but like i said four-"

" That doesn't matter If I had been there I would have stopped you, but since I wasn't nothing can be done! "

" But the four-"

"I don't care!"

"But-"

"No buts!"

"sigh..... alright So Kasumi what about you want to tell some one?"

"I-I won't, I don't want to take away Keiko's happiness from her, but I do loathe you how can you kill so many people without batting an eye or feeling guilty"

Asahi just shrugged and said, "When you're in my line of work you get used to it" this was a complete lie, He was someone who loved killing and destroying more than anything, this love was further boosted by his powers which allowed him to be practically Invincible in terms of defense.

"Also which high school do you go to Kei?"

"Fujimi Academy"

"Oh Fuck ME!"

'this just had to happen didn't it! it had to be that school out of all of them didn't it! Well I can't leave her alone there oh right that's a good idea'

"Guess I'll be teaching there from tommorrow!"

"Yay!"

Kasumi just put her hand on her head and sighed in exasperation and looked up her expression saying, 'Why? Just Why?'

"What about qualifications?"

"I'll get 'em don't worry about it!"