A Light Prank

Things followed the plot after we entered the great hall of Hogwarts. The difference would be that almost all young wizards had little golems on their shoulders or laps. I rejoiced at affecting this magical world so much and smiled slightly. One thing I shouldn't have done as it caused a series of dreamy gasps from the girls around me.

Hell, am I that attractive?

It was a dumb question on my part. After all I was as horny as I am now. My long hair was braided into a single long tail with the smaller strands escaping and framed my face. My robes, which had been made before I woke up, were now tight, showing pectoral muscles, and if there hadn't been that long robe, my buttocks would have been luxuriously outlined by silk acromantula pants. Let's not even talk about my eyes, as it was almost an obligation for them to be attractive to this bunch of little girls with no training in occlumency...

Oh, there seems to be one that wasn't too affected after all.

But anyway, I heard the sorting hat song. I was called in, to the fright of many cute wizards who knew my grandfather's infamy. The hat can't break my barriers and asked where I wanted to be classified and I said Slythering out loud and ended up going there.

My girls were selected for Slythering too. So the rest ran its course.

Greengrass, Daphne... Slythering.

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Weasley, Ronald... Griffindor.

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Potter, Harry... Griffindor.

As expected. So we had a feast. The old man warned about the usual stuff... blah blah blah Forbidden forest blah blah blah Forbidden Room on the 3rd floor... and then it was time for the banquet, which my girls and I ignored since it only commercials the food made by the servants Eldens, and at the end the old man got up and suggested he start singing the school anthem.

Let's start with the works....

I smiled mischievously as I looked at the Weasley twins. Waiting and waiting...

It started.

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3rd POV

Fred and George Weasley were imagining singing the Hogwarts song as a funeral march for the delight of prank admirers when they felt a slight ache in their heart. They didn't understand what was happening to their bodies because as soon as the twinge hit, they got up and stood at the Gryffindor table.

The eyes of the entire school were on them now. Headmaster Dumbledore with a sour expression of someone who had already expected something like this to happen. Professor Snape with hatred shining in his dark eyes and Professor McGonnagall with sadness as they were from her house and their actions reflected poorly throughout the house.

Each of the non-first-year students was interested in what the twins had been up to this time, not knowing that even the two of them didn't know what was going on.

"Why is everyone looking at your brothers, Ron?" Harry Potter asked curiously to the redhead next to him.

"Fred and George are crazy and they are always playing pranks." He responded with a mouth full of food. "Mom goes crazy with them every year and every year they come up with new tricks to entertain the school."

"Amazing." The young brunette exclaimed and turned his eyes to the pair. The two twins were typical Weasley. Red hair, freckled face, and somewhat worn clothes... it wasn't much different than any other Weasley in history. No one would really look twice in their direction.

Then your appearance changed. From two 13-year-olds with red hair they became two curvy women with chocolate skin and dark hair. No one here would know who the personified women were, as they didn't exist in this world. Pietro made sure to look since he didn't want to be accused of plagiarism.

But if a reincarnated had seen the transformation they would recognize them as pop diva Beyoncé and her fellow singer Kelly.

Their clothes also changed considerably from what they were. From threadbare and worn witches' robes, they became tiny bathing suits, which exposed more skin than it covered. Interestingly, their balls had not been modified by the spell and were marking their clothes, causing a stir among the students and annoyance among the teachers.

Minerva looked like she would have a syncope just seeing it and began to pant with rage. Dumbledore for his part felt that something was not right. Young Weasleys wouldn't play a prank on themselves, that was a fact, so it didn't make sense. Besides, all that change…were the twins shapeshifters? Of course not. So how did they change like this? Polyjuice potion maybe? Since when did they know how to brew such a potion?

The laughter started among the Hufflepuff students and spread to everyone else, but it wasn't the end.

"Look inside, look inside your little mind." Beyoncé Weasley began to sing in an unusually androgynous thin voice. The voice brought a feeling of disgust to everyone who heard it, but the lyrics of the song basically becameseeped into everyone, making it impossible to forget the lyrics.

"Then look a little deeper." Kelly Weasley completed similarly. The phrase was said almost hypnotically. So much so that no one knows who started tapping cutlery on their glasses in time to the music.

"Cause we're so uninspired So sick and tired Of all the hate you've cultivated So you say it's not normal to be gay I just think you're bad

You're just a racist who can't tie my shoelaces." They sang together this time scaring everyone. Surprisingly the music was pretty gum. So they started dancing choreographically as well as professional dancers.

"Fuck you Look inside, look inside your little mind So look a little deeper 'Cause we're so uninspired so sick and tired Of all the hate you've cultivated So you say it's not normal to be gay I just think you do It's bad You're just a racist who can't tie my shoelaces Your point of view is medieval Fuck you, fuck you really, really fuck Because we hate what you do And we hate your whole gang So please don't keep in touch …" The music was good. But in their voice it sounded frighteningly disgusting. If Lilly Allen were in this world she would have nightmares about rereading her music. Yet everyone really started thinking about the lyrics of the song. Some of the kids there didn't even know what a gay man was, but those who did began to think that maybe this is the twins revealing their dirty secrets to the world.

"Mrs. Weasley...that kind of language is inadmissible...you...get off this table now!" Minerva tried to stop the show by donating performing twins to everyone's delight. But as soon as she rose from her chair, Beyoncé Weasley cast a binding spell on the old lady and continued her show with her sister.

"Fuck you, fuck you really, really fuck because your words don't match And it's getting too late So please don't even keep in touch Do you feel, do you feel a little bit left out For having such a small mind? You wanna be like your daddy It's approval you seek Well that's not how you're gonna find it Do you really enjoy living such a hateful life?" By then they were leaving the Gryffindor table and he started walking towards the Slytherin table rubbing his groin each one of the sides of Draco Malfoy's face. The words about seeking his father's approval caused many to laugh uncontrollably, even those in the same house were falling with their hands on their stomachs, crying with laughter. "Cause there's a hole where your soul should be You're losing control And it's really gross." And it was ironic all in all, since the one who felt most disgusted was the poor boy with sticks rubbing his cheeks. Draco had never felt so enraged and had his mamodo, a fire type, attacking the twins, but the golem just lay down on the table and slept, as if it couldn't be bothered with its owner.

"Fuck you, fuck you really, really fuck because we hate what you do And we hate your whole gang So please don't keep in touch." The song ended and they stopped rubbing themselves against the poor boy who was almost spitting blood.

"And that was another one of the amazing pranks of me, the king of pranks, Sheldon Cooper." Kelly Weasley spoke with pride. "Wait until we come back with new games to amuse our beloved students. BAZINGA!!!!!"

And then the two fell unconscious.

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POV MC

Now, many must be wondering how I did that, right? Very simple. I sent a total of 6 microscopic golems to wait at the barrier separating the train stations. Each of the golems had different functions. One of them merged into her clothes, to cause the changes from the robes to the bathing suit. It is not necessary to explain the spell that altered the clothes because it was neither unusual nor self-created then expendable. But the other two other golems were my masterpieces.

The first was a variant of a seal of the hundred that accumulated magic in its core and created an illusion around the body, similar to Naruto's transformation jutsu, that changed the appearance of something while the energy didn't run out... I did it to that lasts 7 full minutes, long enough for this prank.

So the other golem was even more amazing, as it carried a rune array that when activated casts my modified talantalegra spell. Everyone knows that this spell, when hit, causes people to dance uncontrollably in a disorderly fashion. What I did was establish an orderly pattern in the actions that followed the cast making the spell similar to the imperium, but without the dark magic mark. So, in the same golem, I added the memory of the song and the actions they should take after being affected...

I called this new spell Devil Fruit.

So it was almost obvious what was supposed to happen, rightTwo of the golems merged into each of their clothes. Two others pierced their foreheads and stuck to the dermis and the last two pierced their bodies and flowed into their hearts, which is where the nuclei were spiritually located.

The scariest part? The golems dissolved as soon as they completed their goals. So, no traces.

Haha ha

That was hilarious.

Draco was still there, looking at the unconscious twins with deadly hatred as everyone continued to laugh. It didn't help that the two of them had passed out on their stomachs and their white butts just turned back to the original were there for all to see... I felt a little sorry that their clothes wouldn't be stripped of the original, they'll always be tiny bathing suits... .

hahahahahahahaha

I'm bad.

Very bad...

But it sure would be better not to draw attention to me. I just laughed like everyone else who was laughing instead of being silent or saying something sarcastic. The old goat could be dangerous if I get caught.

Aaaah. What about Professor McGonnagall? The spell the twin Beyoncé cast shouldn't be able to contain her, right? But I know wandless magic, bitches. Even if I cast the spell while being camouflaged by the transvestite twin's spell I wouldn't be tracked...that's my binding magic was stronger than any other.

Oh gods, McGonnagall's face was hilarious.

I had so much fun that I don't even want to distill my frustration on Assholedore anymore...that and I calmed down enough not to make fun of a sorcerer of my grandfather's level.

I wasn't afraid of him at all since my bloodline was enough to make me invincible, wands of wands or not, was irrelevant at that point.

But what's the fun in getting caught? Better to make them suffer without knowing who or what hit them. I wondered what the beardless old man will look like...

Um... maybe I should shave my beard? It might be hard to affect him at all... potion? It might be feasible.

I hope I can see a smooth-faced old man at Hogwarts one of these days. It would be priceless.

Aaaaahhhh. Glad I remembered to record the show doa twins. He will be at Wiztube tomorrow morning.

Hehehe