Mom and dad
"Ughh fuck all my head hurts."
Laying down I grabbed my head and covered my eyes.
"Mom Dad can you shut of the lights please."
I waited for a response only to get nothing.
"...Mom?...Dad?"
I removed my hands and opened my eyes wide to see a field of scorched fallen trees.
".....That's right I got isekai'd."
I straightened my back and sat down on the ground.
"...I'm pretty sure he said I can make any magic I want...I have to be careful I can't just imagine anything I want carelessly."
I began to think as to wether I should try to cast a communication spell.
"...I should be fine after all they're hardcore anime fans...I guess I'll try..."
I closed my eyes and began to imagine a large screen about double my height and with the width of a large flat screen TV. I imagined it two feet away from me.
"Summon magic mirror."
I opened my eyes and saw a mirror right in front of me.
"...No way In hell am I touching that."
I pointed at it, closed my eyes and began to imagine my parents.
"Enchant target view."
I opened my eyes and saw my parents alone in our house crying as they watched my favorite anime lucky sun.
"Cast spell dimension link."
I looked straight at the mirror imagining both of use being able to see and communicate with each other.
"Hey Mom hey Dad."
-Non-Isekai world(Parents home-Dads view)-
I cried holding my sweet wife thinking of our son, hoping truck-san wasn't the only thing with the power of isekai.
"Hey Mom hey Dad."
I heard my son's voice...This has to be a hallucination.
"Sweety did you hear that?"
"Mom Dad your son is here to tell you something great."
"...."
"...."
Me and my wife rubbed our eyes and looked behind us to see our son standing right in front of us.
"...."
"...."
"Hello?"
"...Are you real?"
"Yes mom"
"...Nozumi is worst girl."
"FUCK OF DAD!"
"THE FUCK HES REAL!"
We both stood up at the same time and jumped at our son only to land face first on the floor.
"So ya Mom, Dad I got isekai'd."
"...Lucky little shit..."
"What?"
"Shut up you shonen trash. Anyways what's it like in the other world?"
"...No idea just woke up."
"So what kind of magic can you use? Oh and screw you to you Robot lover."
"Any magic."
"SO HURRY UP AND USE A MAGIC THAT LETS ME HUGE YOU ALREADY!"
"...Are you alright son?"
"....yeah why?"
"Your cum face sweater is burnt..."
"...Sweety...what happened?"
"...I decided to try a fireball spell."
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT CAN YOU BREATH TAKE OF YOUR CLOTHES SHOW ME ANY BURNS YOU HAVE!"
"Mom I used healing magic I'm fine."
"SHUT UP AND DO AS I SAID!"
I stared at my perverted wife as my son undressed.
"Son-con."
"SIS-CON!
"See Mom I'm fine."
Me and my wife looked all over him as he moved around to show us he was fine.
"Alright I guess your fine but tell me how the hell did you do that with a fireball spell?"
"...When I shot it the fire burned my hand...And instead of breaking the tree it just burnt it setting it on fire...It's actually kinda dry here but I didn't notice till it was to late."
"Aren't fireballs supposed to be explody?
I slapped my forehead hard
"....Both of you are idiots."
"Yes yes anyways tell me does anime Jesus exist?"
"...."
"Allright I guess that was dumb of me to ask."
"Yes...Yes it was mom."
"Alright son I need to ask is there anyway that you can come over to our side or for us to come over to your side?"
"Go ahead do whatever you want after all you anime nerds have managed to make my dad give up."
"...."
"Son who was that?"
"You can call me anime Jesus."
"...The meme was real...I CALL BULLSHIT SON WHAT ILLUSION DID YOU CAST ON US!"
"Dad he's telling the truth...God's son became an otaku."
"Yup. Anyways way to many of you have asked to be isekai'd so god decided fuck it give them whatever bullshit powers they want. Let them travel through worlds. It'll all be good as long as I make it so that the crazy ones die when they pull some bullshit and make sure only the good ones keep their memories...So basically you Weebs annoyed god so much he decided to leave you to me."
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