Prologue

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[Spiraling through the infinite place between space, a softly glowing heterogeneous orb can be seen. around it was a visage most would say is incomprehensible, others would describe it as seizure inducing, the few lesser beings that saw it and remained mostly sane though, say that each experience of it trumps the previous, ever changing with gilded speckles and colors seen and unseen swirling and twirling, with the subtle pockets of foam and froth marking the exits and entrances to the dimensional gaps of multiversi. to put it in simple terms, the surroundings made one think they were swimming through glistening rainbow vomit.]

[It is here we see a victim of chance, or from another point of view, one really lucky soul. you see, this soul has been granted a wish, one that had an almost nil chance of actually being listened to, as there are many souls throughout the omniverse that plead for a wish from any sort of local omnipotent being they can think of. the soul knew this, and so it didn't really even make a wish. it had simply had a thought. "Hey, i wonder what i would do if i was reincarnated or something as valac clara's twin?". this mere thought was barely heard by this narrator.]

[This narrator was puzzled it was, as it was its first time receiving this sort of thing to this degree. focusing on its origin, this narrator was surprised. Most beings don't know this, but many of the inhabitants in a world found on a universal scale are incarnations of a higher being, usually for entertainment and challenge. In fact, some worlds are filled to the brim with incarnations of just one being. Usually this leads to the inhabitants stagnating, so us beings like to send multiple incarnations to 1 world. ah it seems this narrator is starting to bore you. it would like to continue, as it is a topic it finds quite interesting, but the show must go on.]

[This narrator thought it was a wonderful idea, as its siblings have done this kind of thing before. it eventually decided to grant it. as it plucked its incarnation from their home reality, it decided not to inform them of its new predicament, entertaining itself with the soul's utter confusion. hehehe.]

14 Years Later

In the basement of the home of the valac's, a child can be seen standing in what most demons would call the most absolutely convoluted and incomprehensible ritual ever conceived, the likes of which would send even the most composed and collected individuals through a series of emotions that could only be summarized as a speedrun of the stages of grief. the north wall? covered in a collage of posters depicting every magical girl she could think of. the south? the same, except this time every kamen rider/power ranger. the west? every vshojou, female vtuber, and devidol. the east wall? inlaid shelves filled to the brim with a formidable amount of statuettes and figurines of the girls found on the other three. in the corners are pillars chronicling the script of several of the girl's favorite movies. the south east one containing only The Bee Movie in comic sans at the size of a nanometer, repeating over and over, as a funny prank for who will be summoned. you heard me, summoned. all over the floor was a large magic circle that could only be described as the work of either a madman or a powerful millennia old sorcerer. there was just one thing off about it. every rune was replaced with the sailor moon script in futhark. standing in the middle of the magic circle, our protagonist, Valac Kathryn, also known as [this information has been redacted for the protection of author-kun's identity], can be seen, dressed in a magical girl outfit. Now, let this one tell you just what exactly she is summoning. Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, the collective vampire wizard with a hard on for magical girls.

Kathryn knew what the world she was in was, and to be honest, she was a little bored of it. so, she decided that the bestest most greatest idea would be to summon the Wizard Marshall to personally dub her a magical girl, and help make her own kaleidostick. She wanted to cause a funny throughout multiple realities, and causing it was a valid reason to summon this particular wizard. sensing a disturbance in the force, Kathryn quickly took out an old looking sheet of parchment. mustering a small bit of courage, she starts to chant voice lines of various magical girls in the verbal equivalent of Minecraft enchantment table in reverse for added magical effect. gale force winds start to pick up as various thuds and crashes emanate from above. Just as Kathryn starts to float, a scream can be heard from upstairs.

"SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOIN CAN I JOIN IT SOUNDS MAGICKY PLEASE LEMME JOIN!"

"NAH IMMA BE SUMMONIN A WIZARD!"

"BUT SSSSIIIIISSSSSSS, THAT SOUNDS COOOOOLLL!"

"NO MEANS NO!"

"BUT WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

"THE MAGIC CIRCLE WON'T WORK IF SOMETHING BREAKS!"

"OH!

WHATS A WIZARD?!!!"

*ahem*

"A GUY THAT LOVES CASTING SPELLS!"

"OKAY!

DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE CHEESE BALLS!?!!"

"WHY DO YOU ASK?!"

"excuse me youn-"

"NO REASON!"

"CLARA IF YOU FLOOD THE ROOM WITH THOSE FLAVORED STYROFOAM SPHEROIDS I'M GONNA SHOVE A BRICK DOWN MURF'S THROAT!"

"LEAVE MURF OUTTA DIS HE DONE NOTHIN BAD!!!!"

"HOW ABOUT I DO IT ANYWAY!!"

"NNYYYYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"miss-"

"HOW ABOUT I SHOVE-"

"that's enough of that." *bonk*

*sniff* "...owie..." *sniff*

"missy, care to explain why exactly i-"

"DIDJA GET THE MAGIC MAN!!!!"

"WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN AND S-!" *flick* "A!"

"look, why am i-"

*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUNK*

"ROLLIN AROUND AT THE-!"

*CRASH*

*THUMP THUMP SLAM (insert violent door opening and closing sounds here)*

"IZZAT DA MAGIC MAN HE LOOKS VERY OLD IS HE HUNGRY I BROUGHT THE CHEESE BALLS!!!!"

As the door opens a copious amount of cheese balls can be seen flowing down the stairs. Riding on top of this veritable cheese ball flood, a girl can be seen. As the flood starts to die down the excitable form of Clara lets out a screech of glee as she slides into the circle, coming to a stop adjacent to Kathryn

"WEEEEE THAT WAS FUN *GASP* DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE TWICE AS FUN IF I DO IT AGAIN?!!!"

"No Clara , we gotta talk to the wizard now or he'll hit me again."

"AWWW But Why?"

"I wanna ask him something."

"But-" "ahem" "AH"

"Now that I have your attention, why, exactly, am I here?"

"OH OH I KNOW!"

"Yes?"

"SIS WANTS TO BE A WIZARD TOO!!!!"

"DARN IT CLARA!"

"...sorry..."

A long awkward pause occurs as Zelretch takes in the room around him, humming all the while.

"So, you wanna be a wizard?"

"No, I wanna be a magical girl!"

At those words, a faint twinkle can be seen in his eyes, as a grin slowly forms on his face.

"Oh. Really?"

Kathryn responds in the only acceptable way she knows. By vigorously nodding her head, to the point that it's just a blur.

"So. You want one then?"

"Yeye!"

"Here you go then."

As he said this, a wand is seen forming above an outstretched hand. When it's done, it glides over to be in front of Kathryn. The wand is a sparkling silver color, with pentacles and runes ever shifting, glowing rainbow with the force of a nightlight. At the head of the wand, instead of the typical kaleidostick, it has a gilded cage. Within, some sort of prismatic non-euclidean shard can be seen.

"Yay thanks mister wizard sensei!"

"None of that now, call me Zelretch. I have the feeling that we are kindred spirits. Go forth into the Root. Go, do all the funny prank. Tata"

At this, he turns, glancing at Clara.

"Here, have a bag of Skittles."

His form starts to break down, glowing prismatic sparkles and specks falling and floating off in an intangible wind.

Clara and Kathryn look at each other.

"That's was cooooool."

"What Now Sis?"

"Imma be doin some funny pranks to certain people."

"Who?! Can I Come?!! I Wanna Do Pranks Too!!!"

"No, you can't, you'll get hurt."

"Why?!"

"Cause some of them are big meanies that like being big meanies."

"Oh…. Won't They Try To Hurt You?!?"

"I have Haxx."

"Oh. Have A Good Time! Come Back Before Dinner, Momma's Making Your Favorite!!"

"I will."

Kathryn grasps the kaleidostick lifting it above her head He-Man style. The runes on it start to glow as bright as a lightbulb, and she starts to float.

"SEE YA LATER CRAGGOGATOR!!"

"IN A WHILE AGGRODILE!!!"

*fwoop-paash*

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Author's Note:

Well, i think that i did well for my first fanfic. if you have any questions or concerns please let me know. i dont really know what im doing, so like, any sort of feedback from you people would be great. I dont really wanna skim through this and correct all of the things i didn't capitalize, so like yeah. heh. so, like, im gonna be working on this fic when i can, cause i dont think i can always spend 1/3rd of my entire day writing it. don't wanna use up all my creative juice cause like when i do i just dont feel like doing anything. its really annoying cause then i fall asleep and it messes up my sleep schedule and i also forget to eat. i like eating, but i look like a skeleton my dudes. when i get hungry i tend to ignore everything to go eat and it makes people like my parents mad cause i was in the middle of doing something and forget what i was doing afterwards. so yeah, imma take this real slowly. i dont have a schedule for this so dont expect anything within a month. i forget easily. im probably gonna forget that i wrote all of this in like 2 days from now. plus, if you dont expect anything, its always a nice surprise when something good happens. expect wacky things when i update this story, okay? this is a good spot to end i think.