Chapter 8 Consuming the fruit.

I woke up the next day and found the atmosphere a little odd. I was in my personal room given to me by the hospital. The odd thing was that I had accumulated much IP in a single night.

When I came out of my room, all the personnel were looking at me like a ghost. Amidst of them, Taji came out with a tray of food.

"Let's eat then I will tell you." She said then we sat in my room.

While eating, she explained to me what happened last night.

"So Hokage is interested in my abilities?"

"You should know that a medic-nin is more beneficial than several genins."

Damn, I didn't know the demand is this huge. Maybe if I can improve a bit then I would be rich… Nah. I wanted to discover new things and new techniques. I want to be rich but being a doctor would be the last choice.

Another concern was that I had the recognition of Hokage. I was not worried about it but those who are actually controlling the village. It includes Danzo and the clans' heads.

"But he won't intervene if you don't work hard. And I assure you that you won't face discrimination and pressure of any kind. Just work hard and make a name for yourself."

I smiled when I heard that. I wanted to grin but I can't let that show to my aunt.

I can grind more IPs now that I had Hokage's backing.

"Oh, he also 'suggest' to increase your combat training." She said with a grin.

I coughed and nodded.

If anything I need desperately then it would be hard training. I hate to train where I have to move my body but what I hate most is to be looked down on.

We chatted for a while then she dragged me for training. I can't waste time on long training arcs so I will skip it.

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Three months after.

I was lazily lying on a plain field near the river bank and looking at clouds. I heard from Shikaku that watching clouds remove your depression and ease your mind.

I was doing the same and guess what it is working.

It was the day when I was going to eat Ope-Ope no mi but regret took all my excitement away.

The reason for my depression was salt. Not the salt that we use in food but a different salt. An intangible grains that could increase your depression ten folds.

If any of you have played FGO or Ginshin Impact then you could understand what salt is.

I took out a small red-colored packet where a man was wearing a red-black outfit but his face was that of a chicken.

[Unlimited Condom Works: A packet of unlimited condoms. You can 5 condoms in each day with different colors and flavors. It gives your partner great pleasure while giving your little brother greater strength. Every condom has an automatic system where you could decide if you want to release your cum outside or not.

Rank: D]

Me: …

System: …

My little brother: *Cough*

"WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCC!!!!"

I can't help but scream.

[System: I told you before that you were lucky for the first time.]

"Shut up! You did this to me! What am I supposed to do with this shit? I can't even this use on my nail size chicken!" I retorted.

"That's highly offensive sir." Said my little chicken under my pants.

"I am a child, little chick. Besides, I am a man to do it outside and use my important sperms then let go to waste in toilet or garbage."

"Ohh…" He went back to my pants.

"And you freaking system, tell me. Am I going to get trashes just like that?"

[System: Yes. That's why I suggested not to rely on the system too much. If you are thinking of getting Saiyan bloodline or something that could destroy the world then you will get disappointed.]

"Screw you!"

[System: This function is not available.]

I shook my head and decided to place the UCW in the storage for my future use or just sell it to someone else.

"No use in crying."

I then took out Ope-Ope no mi from the storage.

"Is it okay now?" I asked the system.

[System: This is the 49th time that you asked since last week. The host is advised to ask one more time and you will complete half-century.]

"Is it okay now?!!!"

[Ding! A new title 'An idiot who asks idiotic questions' has been acquired. Do you like to equip this title?]

"Curse you!"

[System: This function is not available :P]

"Argg!"

I really wanted to smash this system but then took a deep breath and sighed.

"What could possibly go wrong?"

I shrugged my shoulders and took the first bite and immediately regretted it again.

[System: There is a function where you could disable God's tongue…..]

"Aaahhhh!!!"

I screamed and experienced the worst daylight nightmare of my life. It was so horrible that tears started to flow from my eyes. My tongue was in pain and I immediately vomited my breakfast.

After suffering from the worst taste ever, I calmed myself down.

"Ach! It was like I had eaten all the shit of all living creatures combined…"

[System: Does that mean the host knows the taste of that kind of shit before?]

I didn't bother to answer and closed my eyes. Information related to the devil fruit was flowing in my head. However, since it was related to space, the information was vague. I could only know it by actually experiencing it.

After finding no one around and reconfirming it with the system, I raised my palm above the ground and spoke the Law's signature word, "ROOM"

A circle formed under my palm which slowly expands and manifested into a spatial barrier 3 meters in diameter. If someone was to enter this ROOM then he won't notice the change. Only people outside could see the boundary in a light blue dome.

I could feel the spatial changes that I could make but it was drowning my stamina at a very incredible rate. Before it could suck me dry, I dispelled the ROOM.

"Phew, it was harder than I thought."

[System: It is all thanks to your stamina training that you were able to make ROOM.]

"Yeah, I guess."

I smiled. It was called the ultimate devil fruit for nothing. It is related to manipulating space itself which was very unique in any reality.

But it costs a lot of stamina. I wished I was born in Uzumaki bloodline so I wouldn't have this kind of problem.

"Hey, what is the limit?"

[System: 3 meters for 2 minutes.]

"Very little."

[System: It is a safe limit. You could use it longer but it could leave you vulnerable for half a day or damage your body at the growing stage.]

"I understand."

I stopped speaking since I saw a black hair prick running towards me.

"Hah hah…" Itachi was panting like he ran a marathon.

"Hey, Itachi-san. Why are you moaning- I mean… what happened?" I asked giving him a handkerchief.

"Hello… Yukio-san. Thanks but I am fine." Itachi said then spoke, "Taji-san has ordered you to come to the hospital as soon as possible."

"Hey, it is my holiday and no one can order me around," I said and crossed my arms. This is the drawback of being a doctor. Emergency emerges when you just got your time to relax.

Itachi looked a little sad and turned his head down.

"What's wrong? And I forgot to ask but why are you running errands?"

It was a rare sight seeing clan heir doing the odd job.

"I…" He hesitated for a moment then stated, "Please help my mother."

I thought for a moment when I realized why he was here.

"Is it time?"

"Time for-

"It doesn't matter. Why didn't you say that earlier?" I said and ready to run when I saw Itachi looking dumbfounded. "What? Do you need an invitation?"

"No…"

"Then stop standing there like a pacifist and come," I said and then started to run. He also smiled and followed me.

"And follow me a little back since I am the important one here."

"Wut?"

…

[[Status]]

[Name: Yukio Yatogami

Age: 4

Title: Cute Nurse

Occupation: Nursing.

Clan: None

Chakra Quality: D

Chakra Control: C

Elements: None

Luck: D

Status: Satisfied to see nurses.]

[Passive Skills: Charm B, Cooking S, Taunt A, Hacking A, Cursing D, Stealing A, Surgery S, Medicine A…]

[Active Skills: Chakra Manipulation B]

[Abilities: God's Tongue, Ope-Ope no mi]

[Impression Points (IPs): 4]

[Money: 1050 Ryo]