Chapter 1 Beep*

"How could you do such a thing?" I said after I opened the door finding my girlfriend with my best friend naked. They were definitely not practicing dual cultivation since it is Japan.

"Yukio… listen to me… That's right I am breaking with you!" My then ex-girlfriend said while covering herself.

"Yukio, it is to be expected. You are still a poor medical trainee while I am head of the construction department." My best friend said while also wearing his clothes. He was a typical rich man guy.

"Ah, it's okay. I was also about to break up with her but it is good that she said to me sooner than expected." I shrugged my shoulders.

Their jaws dropped on the ground, "What!?"

"Yeah, you guys have my blessing. Here take my card. It has a million in it. Consider it compensation for my past mistake or use it to improve your living condition." I said and threw a card towards my Ex.

"How could it be…?" She was surprised and a little disappointed.

"Hey, don't you have a little shame and how could you have this much money?" My still best friend was furious.

"Don't mind me. I am not wuxia protagonist. I knew that this would happen sooner or later so I was prepared. No tough feelings man. And as for money, I was always rich from the start. It is just that I don't like showing off and wanted to stand on my foot." I said with a smile then waved my hand. "Well, I will be leaving then. If you guys decided to marry then make sure to invite me. Again I am not sad."

"Wait Yukio..." My ex pleaded.

I was about to leave when I stopped and shove a white powder in the air, "Happy Christmas."

I closed the front door and locked it so that they won't escape.

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"What the hell did he do?!!" The 'best friend' shouted scratching his skin rapidly.

"I-I don't know but your face…" The 'ex-girlfriend was also the same.

"You look more ugly!" The 'best friend' said pointed at the cheating girl. Both of them turned around and saw their worst nightmare. Both had dark spots and ugly hair was growing all around their bodies.

"Yukio!!!!!" Both of them yelled but were unable to get out of the apartment since the gate was locked from outside.

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Achoo*

Someone must be remembering me but whoever they were, I just hoped to never see them again.

Just one month of dating and she was already cheating behind my back. I have just dated her 5 times and I soon found out that she was just a gold digger and only wanted my money to enjoy nights with my 'best friend'.

They forgot that I was also a doctor and twisted more than twister candy. I prepared a drug to teach those jerks some lesson. That allergic drug was my find and they won't even find a cure for it.

Even after taking revenge, I was sad. I came to sit on a bench and sighed. First relationship and already ruined. Perhaps if it was my karma but I was irritated with life. An eye for an eye, the most I did was to make someone eunuch.

Sure I was not a good person but I am not bad either.

Anyway, I came to a park to relax and found some old friends.

"I am sure you haven't forgotten the 1 million you owe me." Said the bald man. I won't waste time explaining their appearance but they had metal pipes and baseball bats on their hands probably were going to a construction site.

"Of course boss. How could I forget? But the problem is, the money was taken away from me. Sniff*" I said and started to cry. "I was about to return it to you when I found my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. They cursed me and taken away all the money. You could found the debit card if you go to his apartment. Sniff*"

"W-well. You should stop crying. I-I will see them. It is settled between us." He said looking a little sympathetic and left with his goons.

"That's what I call two birds with one stone. I didn't spend a single penny on that bitch. All the money I borrowed from this lone shark idiot. Better get going and hope that allergic drug remains effective."

I then left to stroll more on the street before returning to my apartment. It was a good idea to use my girlfriend's apartment when I started to date her. No one knows where do I really live so it was not a problem.

Hehe, I wanted to see the drama but I didn't want to involve myself again. As for money and fame, I have both as a surgeon.

Don't judge me like a bad person. I am an advocate of equality. Even if I want revenge, it should be in the nicest yet cruelest way.

Anyway, for some unique reasons, I was sad and wanted to smoke so I came to a utility store. I detected an unusual guy who came out of the store. He was carrying shoppers and wearing a black tracksuit. What unusual about him was that he disappeared when he just exited the door of that shop.

My senses told me to run away like a bitch but I was also a retard since what others told me not to do, I would definitely do it.

I bought some cigarettes and then smoke one.

"Ah what a freaking boring life," I said and exhaled smoke which formed a white flag for some reason.

Beep*

Without even looking at the scene, I dodged the incoming Truck-kun.

"The hell?"

The infamous Truck-kun was a real monster as it took a quick turn like a mother bike and came to hit me again.

"Oh come on!"

I ran from that position and came to a narrow street.

Cough* cough*

I realized that I swallowed the cigarette I was smocking and then it was stuck in my throat. No matter what I did, I was unable to breathe.

Slowly light started to fade away and the last thing I remembered was Truck-kun right above me and giving me the expression like he was laughing at me.

"F…u..k yo…" I was not even able to curse him when my consciousness faded away.

Beep*

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"ahh….. shi*t…"

I woke up from my bed and cursed. I won't run around the bushes but I think I was reincarnated into a fictional world.

Yes, I had a childish body around 4 years old with black hair and the same blue eyes.

My name is Yukio Yatogami and I live with my uncle who works in a smiting shop. He only has one daughter who works as a nurse in a hospital.

"Okay, where is my cheat or system?"

[Ding! Operating the Impression System.]

[System: Welcome to the Shinobi world.]

[System: In this new world, I will be your guide as well as 'cheat' to make you strong.]

"Wait shinobi world? Sounds familiar."

[System: In your world, it was called Naruto.]

"…"

Crap.

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