PP Candy

"What!?! You're going to Mt. Frypan? Are you guys crazy?!?" Oolong shouted crazily.

"You know that place?" Goku asked, Bulma also looked at Oolong in askance.

"You've never heard of it?!? The terrifying Ox King lives in Mt. Frypan!" Oolong said fearfully.

"Ox King?" Goku said curiously.

"He doesn't scare me. Goku and Kalan will take care of him for us." Bulma said confidently.

"You mean you don't know how horrible the Ox King is?!" Oolong said while waving his hands frantically.

Oolong explained that anyone that goes near Mt. Frypan gets killed.

"It sounds interesting!" Goku commented.

"I'm not going! I'm not going!" Oolong shouted frantically and jumped up.

"Transform!" He shouted and transformed into a red fish and dived into the river.

"I'll catch him!" Goku shouted and threw off his clothes and dove into the river.

"Wait!" Bulma shouted but it was too late, Goku had already jumped into the river and dove down.

"What a lively group." Kalan said as if it did not concern him.

"Well, lets wait for for Goku to come back." Bulma said.

After awhile Goku swum back to the surface.

"He got away." Goku said.

"There's no need to dive into the water to catch Oolong." Bulma said matter-of-factly.

"Eh?" Goku looked curiously at Bulma.

Bulma stood up and took out a fishing rod, took of her panties and hooked them on the hook.

"This is all you need!" Bulma said proudly. She casted out the fishing line and in a moment pulled it up. A red fish was biting onto the panties.

"See? It worked!" Bulma said proudly.

Oolong transformed back into a pig and sat back down.

"If you run away again I'll eat you up." Goku said while holding a fork and knife.

"Count me in! I would love to have some fresh pork chops!" Kalan jokingly said.

"Ugh, it can't be helped. But at least let me have those panties." Oolong gave in and asked.

"Here, you can have this instead." Bulma said and gave Oolong a candy.

"It's just a stupid piece of candy." Oolong said and ate the candy.

"If you prove yourself useful in the future, I'll give you my panties." Bulma said.

"Really? It's a promise." Oolong hurriedly said.

"Hey! Hey! Can I also have a candy, too?" Goku said.

"There's no candy for you." Bulma refused.

"Hehe. I'm more popular with girls than you." Oolong said smugly.

"Kalan! Don't you also want a candy?" Goku asked.

"Nope, I don't want diarrhea." Kalan said.

"Eh?" Both Oolong and Goku looked at Kalan in askance.

"Wait a bit until we're at land, I'll show you." Kalan smiled mysteriously. Bulma looked at Kalan but didn't say anything. The candy would make the consumer have diarrhea for one month every time they heard "Pii! Pii!". Kalan didn't want to show it's effect on the already small and cramped boat.

Bulma sat back down on Kalan's lap again.

"What's the hard thing pushing against my crotch?" Bulma asked.

"You ask me, who am I supposed to ask?" Kalan said shamelessly.

"You-You pervert!" Bulma suddenly thought of something and stood up and shouted.

"I mean, you're the one not wearing any panties and sitting on my lap..." Kalan said honestly. And obviously describing Bulma as the pervert.

"Tch, so lucky." Oolong mumbled.

"It can't be helped they are still wet." Bulma said. She had used her panties to fish up Oolong, so they were still wet.

"Well you can't just be standing there right? Come sit down again. Your butt feels pretty good too." Kalan said shamelessly and patted his lap.

"Shameless! If it wasn't that it's so cramped I wouldn't be sitting on your lap." Bulma said frustratedly.

After awhile, once Kalan's thing calmed down, Bulma sat down again.

"But be honest, are you really a pervert? You throw out your panties to catch a guy, then you sit on my lap without wearing panties?" Kalan teased.

"You! One more word and I'll throw you off the boat!" Bulma said furiously.

"Kakarot, wanna ride on your Flying Nimbus and tour East City? They have a lot of yummy food." Kalan said.

"Really? Alright! Alright!" Goku immediately agreed.

"Bulma we'll be back in a few days! Good luck passing Mt. Frypan." Kalan said jokingly.

"Argh! Fine, I give up! Bully me! Bully me! Waaaah! Aaaah!" Bulma rubbed her eyes with her knuckles and cried.

"Uh... Bulma relax I was just joking with you..." Kalan said awkwardly. He felt he had gone too far.

"What's wrong with Bulma? Kalan are we going now?" Goku asked but then the thought of tasty food got the better of him.

"Eh, forget about it I was just making a joke." Kalan said and rubbed Bulma's shoulder to comfort her. After awhile she calmed down.

"Why do you always bully me?" Bulma asked.

"Eh, because it's fun...?" Kalan scratched his cheeks.

"..." Bulma.

"When did Kalan bully you, Bulma?" Goku asked confused.

"Kakarot, don't talk." Kalan said.

After awhile the boat stopped. They were out of gas.

"Hey, Oolong, can you turn into gas?

"Of course I can't!" Oolong said.

"Well, even if he could." Kalan pointed at the engine and said "Once he goes through the engine, he would die." Kalan said nonchalantly.

"Yeah! Don't try to kill me!" Oolong said.

With no choice, Oolong transformed into an oar and Goku paddled the boat to shore. Goku really enjoyed paddling.

Bulma felt her pockets and shouted "It's gone! The case where I keep the capsules must have fallen down in the river!"

"Oolong if you turn into a fish and find it, I'll give you my panties." Bulma said.

"It's impossible! The river is too big!" Oolong refused this impossible quest.

"Ahh! The boat doesn't work, and we have no house, no car, no motorbike! We can't go anywhere now!" Bulma shouted with tears in her eyes.

"Why not walk?" Goku said as he jumped on his cloud.

"It's easy for you since you have your Flying Nimbus!" Bulma said exasperately.

"Bulma we'll walk with you. Don't worry it'll be good a good exercise." Kalan comforted and thought "Although I could carry you on the cloud, but wouldn't that mean we won't meet Yamcha? Bulma, blame it all on Yamcha..."

"Kalan! Don't you have any capsules?" Bulma asked hopefully.

"Hm... Yes, in matter of fact, I do. But..." Kalan said, Bulma looked at Kalan hopefully.

"I only got capsules stuffed with food. I never brough my room with me, It's still at my home." Kalan said as he thought of his portable training room still left at his dojo. Kalan's words dashed all of Bulma's hope.

"Well, don't worry if you get tired, I'll carry you." Kalan added, he considered that he had been too mean to Bulma. So he wanted to make up to her.

"Oh, alright. Then let's walk." Bulma said helplessly.

They noticed that Oolong had run away while they were talking. Their surroundings were filled with mountains, making his hiding really troublesome.

"I'll go find him!" Goku volunteered and was about to fly away on his cloud.

"Wait!" Kalan shouted.

"What is it?" Goku asked.

"You remember that I said I would show you something right?" Kalan said.

"Yeah, you said something about diarrhea." Goku nodded.

"Just shout out "Pii! Pii!" until Oolong comes back." Kalan smirked and said.

"Ah, so you really knew about the PP Candy I invented." Bulma commented.

Goku then flew up the mountains and shouted "Pii! Pii!"

After awhile, Bulma shouted out, threatened Oolong to continue shouting "Pii!" if he didn't come back, each time he heard that he would have stomach cramps and diarrhea.

*Rustle Rustle* An exhausted and tired Oolong came out of the bushes with one hand holding his butt, the other on a roll of paper.

"I'm sorry, I won't run away anymore. Please stop shouting." Oolong said in resignation.

"D*mn it, she tricked me into eating that candy. She sure plays dirty!" Oolong said.

"Good thing I didn't eat one. I'm an honest person." Goku smiled and said happily.

"Rub salt on my wounds, yeah?!" Oolong said angrily.

"What was it again? Pii! Pii! Pii!" Goku mischievously said.

"Eh... Rather than being about an honest person, Bulma just threatened and made herself a servant." Kalan thought funnily.

"Stop playing around!" Oolong said angrily as he jumped into the bushes and hurriedly pulled out a long section of paper from the paper roll.

"Ahahaha!" Goku laughed mischievously while holding his nose.