Mutant [#3]

"That's it." Finishing his explanation and demonstration of magic, Vince smirked as the boys tried to copy him only to fail miserably. "Well, that's basically it. You asked me to teach you more about magic- And i did, now you know the basics... Go to the New York Sanctum of the Order of the Masters of Magic and you'll learn more, but don't say you learned what you know from a demon, just say you learned it from a wandering old man that accidentally dropped an old thin book and never appeared to get it back or something." What he taught them was something he spent years perfecting by working his manipulation of energy, with the addition of magic in his body he learned a way to affect thr magic around him by words and gestures and absorbing it into his body.

He just taught a few spells he made, which were just words meant to move magic, or the elements, and then shape it. Of course it wouldn't work right away, since they didn't have magic inside them to use these spells, but they could learn from Kamar-Taj or maybe even somehow absorb magic into their bodies and end up using the spell if they try to cast it every day. "So... Don't try to summon other demons, they aren't as cool as me- They'll try to eat your face, or try to fool you into selling your soul to them." With a smirk to his face, Vince just willed his body to shift into Air and his body turned into this breeze as he flew away from the basement of this house just as a door creeked open and someone began walking downstairs into the basement.

'Well, it was fun for a short while.' Vince didn't know then, that he had just started a whole new story.

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Walking the streets of New York was fun- Even more so when people stopped and stared at him as he walked past them, wearing a black hoodie with its hood down, black sweatpants with a hole on the base of the spine where his tail could comfortably leave out of, a pair of golden rings dangling from his left ear with a piercing right above them. He had headphones on as he walked like he was just jogging, people just stared at him up and down, his 7'5 (7'10 with the horns) tall body that looked like he could bench press steel bars into dust and a sharp and handsome smile to his lips that reflected his devilishly handsome appearance. "Hey there." He waved at a pair of old women holding bibles as he walked past them, his tail swinging around like a cat's tail: "Praise de Lord right?" He chuckled, his hair setting itself on fire very Hades from Dis Knee's Hercules when he was enraged, but the fire on top of his head was regular orange and not very hot.

"D-demon!" One of the old ladies shouted as he just kept walking, however, he felt water hit his back- He raised the temperature of his body to boil the water and make steam and with a hissing sound, turned to stare at the old woman, saying: "Hey! Don't throw holy water at people! Rude bitch." And kept walking away. He admits, is fun playing the devil, even though he wasn't- And he could also make fake weaknesses to make his opponents overconfident on their abilities so he can take them out when they least expect it. He turned on a corner when a guy just bumped into him- "Hey, watch where you're walkig ass-" The man quickly looked up at him and Vince watched as the color from the man's face drained instantly to the point where he just turned into paper white and stood there. "Am i that scary?" He raised his hand and was ready to poke the guy to see if he had just fainted when his hand was caught by something.

"Mn?" Confused, he turned to look back and see a white thread of silk holding his hand back mid-air, he turned to look at the beside behind hin and saw him, the man in a red suit with white eyes and black outline- Spider Man. "Huh. What are you? An Arachnid?" He of course knew who Spider Man was, but he was playing the role of devil! A demon who crawled out of hell into the modern era and has just arrived at New York. "Oh my God that's the first time someone called me an Arachnid! Which is the scientifically correct term to use when you refer to a spider- Like, thank you so much Mister Murder Demon, you just made my day... Night?" Looking up, it was neither day or night, but twilight. "Meh, good enough." Vince was slightly taken back by Peter Parker's joyful tone, it must be hard be compared to a insect when you're an Arachnid! "You're welcome Arachnid Boy, but the name's not murder demon, i wasn't going to murder someone- Also, why did you assume i was about to hurt someone? I mean, the sticky white stuff makes it clear, racist much?"

He couldn't wash the smirk out of his lips as he heard Spider Man say: "Please don't call my web that ever again-" *Suddenly, Deadpool's Spidey Senses are tingling! Someone's trying to steal his man-* "-And sorry? From my point of view you were about to attack the guy!" Peter, oh Peter, you just dug your grave! "So Arachnid Boy goes around being racist-" Peter sighed: "Throwing sticky white stuff on people, and then he doesn't want to apologize? What am i going to jail for? Being born- Wait, that would make sense yeah, since I'm a demon and all that jazz." Peter cursed under his breath before he jumped down from the building while the whole New York around them stopped to watch the potential fight. "Name's Spider Man, please don't call my web-" But Vince stopped him by smirking: "Name's Vice, Vice of Utto, pleased to meet you Cum Boy." There was a "Fuck no" that escaped Spider-Man as Vince himself chuckled at Spider-Man's reaction.

"So, what brings you here Cum Boy? Tryinna get lucky with sum' red coc-" He was about to finish his sentence when he felt something alodge itself onto his head, he would've splattered blood onto Spider-Man if it wasn't for his Vibranium bones! A fucking bullet? Even though his Anti-Metal wasn't able to absorb kinetic energy, his body itself could! Since it was an energy, so he was caught by surprise by the sniper but afer te bullet went through his skin and flesh, he absorbed all the kinetic energy from the impact of the bullet against his skull. "What the fuck!" He shouted, turned to look at where he knew the bullet had come from. "Bunch of racists just-" Another shot, this time he caught it with his teeth and spilled it out with a disgusted face. "Hey! Let me talk, bitch!"

Vince got angry that a sniper was shooting at him, even though he place a layer of Arctict Vibranium beneath his skin and actively absorbed the kinetic energy making so he received no damage and felt no pain. It was irritating. "Hey, Cum Boy." He turned to look at Spider-Man only to notice he was long gone- "Why is everyone leaving me?" He shouted as another would be bullet missed its target as his head opened in half, revealing gross pieces of flesh and eyes and teeth inside, his mouth still intact he smirked as the two sides of his face merged together again: "Well, i think it's just dear old Vice alone again!" And a pair of feathery red wigs spread out of his body and he raised to the heavens like a fallen angel, curious as why someone would attack a Demon Boy in broad daylight!

Like, the audacity was overwhelming and pretty stupid.

He should consider that this is not the Savage Lands, but nah! It's already something deep inside his mind, he was already used to fight to kill anyway.

"Hey, Cum Boy." Spider-Man turned to look at his side while he was swinging to see the demon guy from before, staring at him while a pair of large wings flapped behind him, making it easy for him to follow Spider-Man as he swang towards the sniper- Like, who the fuck shoots someone in broad daylight? "Don't call me that!" The was another shot, Spider-Man's spider senses tingled and he had already dodged the shot, but Demon guy caught the bullet with his tail because there were people below them! That bullet could've killed someone. "Say, Cum Boy- Wanna go out with me after this? I like you, you're cool!" Peter cursed his luck- There was already a guy in a red spandex suit trying to get into his pants, and noew there's a red guy trying to get into his pants! A demon to be specific. "Well-"

"HE'S TAKEN!" Falling from the sky as they landed on the building where the sniper was, stood Deadpool. "Wade-" Peter was about to say something when a gunshot rang, Deadpool held his gun and shot towards the demon guy with anger: "Go away, homewrecker!" Three more shots rang as Vice raised his hands and received the bullets to his chest- the bullets sank into his skin before he stared at the red spandex man and flexed his muscles- The three bullets popped out of their holes and the holes closed easily. "Okay- That was hot, but you're still a homewrecker!" He pulled out his katana and slashed towards him, only to have his katana caught by Vice's tail that wrapped itself around the blade. "Well, i didn't know your boyfriend was so... Possessive of you, Cum Boy." The smirk on his face was strong, his sharp canines exposed as the blue iris of his eyes flared up in energy.

"Fuck- Is the author making me think you're hot or are simply just hot?" Raising an eyebrow, Vince looked at Deadpool and remembered: he can break the 4th wall, right? So he can see things. "Hey hey hey hey- Wade!" Spider-Man used his web to pull Wade back as he stood there for a moment staring up at Vince- since the devil was taller than him. "Stop it Wade." Pulling his mask off, Vince finally saw Deadpool's face- and he must say, even though there were some ulcers here and there from this man's cancer, he still was handsome! "Spidey!" Throwing himself towards Peter, Wade expected his beloved to catch him, but sadly no- Peter dodged and Wade came to hit his face on the concrete surface of the roof where they were. "So, besides being obsessed with Cum Boy-" Peter sighed loudly, face palming- "And using guns, having cancer in a stage i didn't think would be possible, and looking hot-" Deadpool just jumped to his feet and looked away with a exaggerated shy gesture, like a victorian woman who was just flirted with by a guy (respectfully of course): "What else can you do cutie?"

"Well~" Deadpool approached him, sliding his fingers over those large muscles- "There's some things i can do-" He took out another blade from his back and sank it deep into Vince's chin, the blade was about 5 iches long, so it would've done some pretty hefty damage to someone else- but Vince's not a normal guy is he? "Ouch, luv' you're so rough~" With a sexy grin to his lips, his tail pulled back to reveal his stinger which he used to stab through Wade's chest. "F-fuck-" Wade spit out blood before grinning like a madmen, teeth full of blood- "That's so hot."

Meanwhile, Spider-Man stood on the sidelines just watching it: "Uhm... Guys?" Spider-Man awkwardly scratched the back of his head, making both stabbed men look back at him and ask: "Yeah?"

"Can you not? Like, here?" Oh, right.

They were above a children's hospital.