TH Chapter

"What shall we do?"

Yu Bei panicked as if someone had broken his love.

"What are you guilty of? We didn't do it here, isn't it because the underwear is torn."

Gu Yiming's voice was so loud.

Now you know what I'm guilty of?

Why didn't he shout with a horn?

"Let's put on our clothes and leave quickly..."

It is not advisable to stay here for a long time.

But what about Yu Bei? He doesn't even have underwear.

Yu Bei was about to change into his trousers, but Gu Yiming stared at him without turning his eyes.

Straight enough.

"You turn around."

"Why?"

He still didn't understand? Do you still think it looks fair and square?

"I'm going to take off my pants."

"Take it off." Gu Yiming suddenly remembered something and said, "Oh, I know, I'm not gay, what are you afraid of? Take it off quickly, don't linger."

Can straight men look at each other? touch each other?

Is this what straight men should do?

"Turn around!"

"Xingxingxing, who cares about your ròu, I'm not interested, and I'm not as big as me."

Gu Yiming turned his back, and Yu Bei hurriedly took off his pants and changed his clothes.

"Huh?"

Gu Yiming's voice came from behind.

"Yaoer, I haven't found out yet, your pì gǔ is quite white."

Whose pì gǔ is black?

wrong...

What do you mean when you're not interested in front of me and stare at me behind?

For the first time, pì gǔ felt unsafe.

That 's not right...

"Didn't I tell you to turn around?"

"Yeah, turn around, I turned."

"..."

"Stop thinking about it, give me your panties."

Pervert!

Does this make people think?

"Why do you want my underwear?" Yu Bei was shocked.

"I'll take it out for you, otherwise, how bad would it be for people to see it?"

Yu Bei almost broke his spirit and was very ashamed: "No... No, I'll take it myself, dirty..."

"Nonsense, you're not dirty, if you were dirty, no one in the world would be clean." I was

so moved... I

almost cried.

Yu Bei gave him Nei Nei, and quickly put on his trousers, so fast that he seemed to be violated for a second.

After tidying up your appearance, you will come out of the locker room neatly, and there is no mess like being spoiled, so that everyone will not doubt it, right?

Xiaobai's eyes lit up when he saw the two of them coming out.

"So fast?"

What is so fast?

Who is he suspecting?

Yu Bei was embarrassed to ask anyway, he quickly escaped with his left and right feet, wishing to build a vertical cloud ladder.

"Xiao Bai, help clean up the locker room, I accidentally messed it up." Gu Yiming followed behind.

"Okay!"

Xiaobai and another assistant walked into the locker room.

"Wow, it's too intense to make such a mess."

"I heard Mr. Gu say that his panties were torn..."

The dead child turned around and had to smash his mouth.

After escaping from the studio, Yu Bei got into the car and calmed down. Gu Yiming walked out slowly and sat in the cab.

"Is that thing... lost?"

"Hmm."

"Let's go quickly."

Yu Bei urged him to go, but he didn't have the face to stay for a second.

Start the car, walk on the road, the breeze is blowing, ah comfortable.

It's just the wind in the crotch... the eggs are cold.

Yu Bei was not used to hanging his crotch, he still felt uncomfortable after twisting in his seat for a long time.

"Gu Yiming, can I take off my shoes?"

Gu Yiming glanced at him and said, "Isn't this nonsense? '

"Take off, there are no outsiders, we have our own car."

Gu Yiming paused, and then said, "Do you have stinky feet

?

" It's almost the same."

Yu Bei was very angry, threw his shoes in revenge, and curled up his legs, just like he was on his own sofa, in a wild posture.

After pressing the trouser legs, sure enough, no air leaked into the crotch.

Yu Bei suddenly wanted to tease him.

"Gu Yiming, are you doing something wrong these past few days?"

"What?"

"You care too much about me."

Yu Bei looked at his profile and observed whether he had a guilty reaction.

Unfortunately, only handsome was observed.

The man driving the car is so handsome...

"Isn't it that you have to go out and wave?" Gu Yiming said.

"I just want to work and make money."

How ugly is it to say waves?

At most it counts.

Gu Yiming laughed and let out a sigh.

"How much can you make if you catch two announcements?"

When it comes to this, Yu Bei is furious, or incompetent and furious.

"At least I can pay the rent, otherwise, when I get old, will you support me?"

Gu Yiming disagreed: "You can support me, how much money can you spend on raising me

.

"

How did he do that?

"That's your money."

Yu Bei was sour, who knew who Gu Yiming would marry as his wife in the future? Will you still keep him?

So much money!

It's a pity...

Yu Bei suddenly felt that he had another layer of connotation. He not only coveted Gu Yiming's body, but also coveted Gu Yiming's family property.

"Tsk..." Gu Yiming said impatiently, "Isn't my money your money? Dude, I don't like you saying that the most, why do we have such a clear division? What's yours and mine, you won't be allowed to talk about it in the future? It's gone."

"..."

Mom.

Yu Bei's heart was hit.

Money is the best confession.

Jimei people, this is the life teaching of the great philosopher and thinker Yu Bei. It is not an exaggeration to take it as a motto.

Remember?

Gu Yiming thought for a while and asked seriously, "So that's why you hooked up with Wang Jiarui?"

"What are you hooking up with? He invests in several movies a year, what a good partner."

Gu Yiming sneered: "Ha."

Ha? !

What is he doing?

"To attract bees to attract butterflies." Gu Yiming guessed that his words were very precise, and added, "Yes, it is to attract bees to attract butterflies."

"That is my charm, both men and women can kill." Yu Bei said shyly. , "What do you say, if you are in full bloom and the butterflies come spontaneously, if you see it, I will be very beautiful."

"Hahaha." Gu Yiming was amused, "You can recruit a moth. What about just recruiting flies like Wang Jiarui?"

Yu Bei's face darkened: "You are the shit."

"I thought about it, I was busy with things outside recently and didn't care about you."

This is a human word. .

I used to think of my family as a kiln, I would come when I wanted to, leave if I wanted to go, and then I ran away after I was happy.

This is his conscience discovery, and he has changed his mind and returned to the right?

"But I can't hold back my loneliness and go out to fool around. This time the punishment is inevitable. I'll practice you when I get home."

Yu Bei was so disappointed.

One more word.

The hateful "practice", I really want to delete it from the dictionary.

It was officially announced that the first phase of the plan to escape Gu Yiming had failed.

In exchange, Gu Yiming was madly clingy.

Don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

But the tactics were still successful, at least making Gu Yiming pay attention to me.

come! Ambiguous! There's a lot of time anyway!