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There's nothing "tactical" about SHIELD agents' clothes
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ABSOLUTELY EXACT to her canon personality/stupidity !
He's in the DC Universe, dodging bullets is almost casual for a Peak Human. It's ridiculous, but that's still how it is in these ridiculous verses!
Look , it's not really . They weren't kidnapped by some cosmic force or "view" like in many other fanfics ! They're not watching themselves in the past , present or future ! They're looking at paintings that blur what will happen in the future , even if they're done by a self-insert , it still counts as if the protagonist had priced it . These types of details matter a lot to Aficionados, Nerds, Addictive , Obsessives and the Like (I'm really going to make my own group with that name. The A.N.A.O.L.s)
At first I didn't know what was more ridiculous: S.H.I.E.L.D.'s incompetence, or the fact that Hammer was put in a cell with a lethal mutant, or that a man who is basically a walking lethal weapon has a cellmate. Then I realized that they are all the same thing. Oh Author, that is so "canonically faithful" of you to make the characters so ridiculously stupid. It's not irony, I'm serious, this felt straight out of canon.
DAMN. Not even real-life politicians are this ridiculously disgusting (they are disgusting, but at least they stopped pretending to be something else a long time ago). I know Marvel has a lot of exaggerations, but damn, I wish Jack would just go out there and kill everyone, INCLUDING OBAMA. They wanted to protect Fisk "so they wouldn't look weak", but they had no problem letting him get away with everything he did and now this. What really made me angry was not this false moralism, but the fact that Xavier puts up with these things for the sake of "coexistence", being ridiculously submissive, that made me so disgusted when I read the comics and watched the movies. How could someone as ridiculously powerful (using Cerebro, he can control the minds of the entire world) and as (supposedly) intelligent as he is be such a absolute failure ?
Is it Mace from the series or from the books? It seems that the author is trying to maintain only his characteristic features.
Will everyone develop "realistically" like Jake from Two and a Half Men (Angus T. Jones was possibly the only teenager in sitcom history to look his age. Because he WAS the age the character was) or will it be a case of teenagers having adult bodies like in almost all TV shows, since they are played by men and women who are at least 20 years old? It would be funny if Jake were the only one in his group of friends who looks his age (or maybe he will look younger than he is in this specific verse). Could he be rejected by the girls/women he tries to charm because of his "childish" appearance? That way you (the author) could keep the dynamic of the three male Haroers desperately chasing women.
Great Fanfic, sheds a beautiful light on the "moral" absurdity of the Mavel Universe! I just didn't like that it seems like the main character thinks this way because of a traumatic childhood instead of out of pure logical sense and being rational in dealing with criminals/supervillains . Put #MARVEL at the beginning, this will attract more readers!