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Mr_Blorp24minCommentedCh 5 Chapter 5 : Just Your Average Summer Blizzard- Mr_Blorp32minCommented
EGGY TIME?!?!
Chapter 5 : Just Your Average Summer Blizzard - Mr_Blorp1hReplied to DaoistSleepyHead
Terminated for violating the laws of reality and nature by refusing to age
But another cool thing I found was that Trainers don't start their journey until they become 15 years of age! I always found it a bunch of bullshit letting ten year old kids running rampant with caught Pokémon. Now they need to be 15 years old, letting them mature more before they start. If God was the one who made this change, then I'll tip my hat off to you. - Mr_Blorp23hCommented
D!!!
The boy took a deep breath, summoning his courage before announcing proudly, "My name is Asher D. Blackwell! You better remember it, because someday you'll hear it again!" - Mr_Blorp23hCommented
That's it. We're killin' him
The boy regarded me skeptically, squinting his eyes in a way that honestly grated my nerves. "Nineteen? Shit, you look at least thirty-five, old man," he countered, his defiance unyielding. - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Just get him close, get behind him fast with a metal door or something, then deliver an explosive shove That should have enough force to launch Baka [lel] into the water
Though I had no idea how I'd manage to drag him into the sea even once we reached the shore, I'd just have to improvise and come up with something on the way. - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Love this description I'm adding it to my vocabulary
"Good lord, what in blazes happened here?" Wolf inquired, stepping closer to Law to examine his wounds. "You look like you've been chewed up by a sea king and spat out, only to be chewed and shat out..." he remarked, a trace of genuine concern underlying his words despite his gruff words. - Mr_Blorp1dReplied to Humbuub
Nah prolly just tryna be funnie [which is working] He could also just be nuts in general...
Growing tired of playing defense, Blake decided to take action. "Of course you wouldn't know them, you damned infidel!" he snapped, delivering a swift jab aimed at Hani's face. - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Doge acquired
Yet, as the day progressed, those mournful cries transformed into ones of enjoyment, signifying a budding bond forged between two unlikely companions. - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Must! Acquire! Fren!
Undeterred by the wolf's aggression, Blake remained determined, his gaze fixed upon the majestic creature. "Playing hard to get? Well, I'll shower you with affection whether you like it or not!" he exclaimed with a grin, readying himself for the impending confrontation. - Mr_Blorp1dCommentedIn a moment of anticipation, the mournful howl of a wolf pierced the air, signaling the arrival of the guardian. Emerging gracefully, the giant gray wolf leaped atop the central tombstone, its piercing blue eyes shimmering in the moonlight as it gripped a sizable sword in its jaws.
- Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Bone sword! Hells yeah!
Slicing through the thick foliage with a bone sword, I forged my path toward the tranquil lake shimmering ahead. With ample time on my hands, particularly during the nocturnal hours, I often found solace in perfecting the art of tanning leather and fashioning tools and weapons from the remains of conquered beasts. - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Wouldn't that be a waste of rope?? Not that I can lecture them on it lel Let's just hope they have a lot of extra
With a single deft stroke, he severed the ropes holding the main sail, the canvas unfurling with a sharp snap as it caught the wind. Without hesitation, he repeated the action with the second sail, his efficient movements leaving no chance for Jon to close the distance before the ship surged forward with a sudden jolt. - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
Hells yeah, we want more! A lot of people have already said anything I could say, so just consider me doubling up on the reasons they gave for wanting you to continue :'3
And to the few people that still have this story in their library, I would like to ask: would you like to see more of this story? This shitty patchwork of a story that only exists because I had too much time in my hand? Half of which is what I would consider the cringiest shit known to mankind now that I really think about it? (hindsight is a bitch sometimes I swear to god) - Mr_Blorp1dCommented
All Might actually *meant* to kill AfO, though... like, when he got his injury. The old mf just somehow survived it like a cockroach. All Might *went* for that kill and misted the top half of AfO's head and was *sure* the guy was dead. Unfortunately, well...
There was another reason for my worries... I didn't want to awaken an OP power, because that would attract the attention of All for One towards me and my family. He was an OP Super-Villain of this world and there was only one Hero who could fight him... All Might, but he would never deal the killing blow. Pretty stupid if you ask me...!! And even having a simple Quirk could attract villains towards my family, and having a simple Quirk would make it hard for me to save my family. - Mr_Blorp2dCommented
Ice cold, but... one supposes that this is for the best. So long, Kang the Rat. So long, Kang the Conqueror.
Peter's voice was steady, devoid of emotion. "I told you before, didn't I? No Kang remains. Especially not the most dangerous of them all." His eyes didn't waver as he pulled the sword free, watching Kang collapse beside his foes, blood pooling below his body. - Mr_Blorp2dCommented
Li'l Remy!
[Insert picture of ratatouille here A/N: lmao] - Mr_Blorp2dReplied to psionics_fan_KJC
Both. Both is true :P
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