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Prehensile/Elastic Hair Tentacles- zappy_turtle6dReplied to _Naut_
You cooked
Romance Ideas: - zappy_turtle8dCommented
Hypothetically if you did do it with a member of the kineceleran and they used their super speed do you think you’d get friction burns ?
Looking down in confusion, he heard something sliding on the ground at a fast speed. He turned to see XLR8 smirking at him :"Sorry, but power isn't all there is to it. Catch me if you can!" - zappy_turtle8dReplied to WomboReader"Shall we start?" Alistair smirked as Jen smirked back :"I don't see why not!" Smacking the Omnitrix, she transformed :"Humungousaur! Oh, yeah, baby! On the first try hahahahaha!" Seeing Humungousaur with tits, Alistair didn't know how to feel :"Come on, Alistair, let's hustle!"
- zappy_turtle10dReplied to Phlofi"May I see it?" She asked and I handed over the spear without saying anything and for the next minute, she inspected the spear, running her hand down the fur lining the handle of the haft of the spear while also flicking the blade of the spear.
- zappy_turtle12dCommented
You may think “Isn’t that too many vine booms?” To that I say it isn’t enough
Boom. - zappy_turtle12dReplied to Nitroglycerin_345
NOOOO
Florida Man Proved Innocence after Karen Neighbor Accused Him of Having Intercourse with Horse, Her Husband Did - zappy_turtle12dReplied to That_One_Dead_Ali
It’s nothing on your part just having to read dialogue like this is cringy
Alistair couldn't help but chuckle, his face reddening at how cute she was :"My god, you're seriously so adorable." - zappy_turtle13dReplied to Yugi_YugiBut no matter how beautiful he found her, Alistair still cringed at how she slapped the Omnitrix :"Fasttrack!" The blue humanoid feline appeared. But equipped with titties. With some voluptuous ones at that.
- zappy_turtle13dReplied to WomboReader
Fr no disrespect to the author but this is making me cringe so much that I might have a brain aneurysm
Alistair couldn't help but chuckle, his face reddening at how cute she was :"My god, you're seriously so adorable." - zappy_turtle13dCommentedNoir simply responded by flipping him off with one hand while playing perfectly with the other.
- zappy_turtle13dCommentedYou have two days to give me what I want (which is comments) until I'm satisfied, and if you don't? Well… bye bye hostage for the next week! Mwahahaha!
- zappy_turtle13dCommented
Brain trying to figure out if he’s valid or not
Some might say that I'm probably violating the bro code,' He smiled Solo Leveling style internally :'But isn't it the duty of any homie to fuck the baddie version of his bro?! Can you imagine saying "I fucked your female version" to roast your bro?! Wouldn't that be the funniest shit ever?! - zappy_turtle14dCommented
NOT THE BRO CODE
'Bro code be damned, I guess.' He pursed his lips, before shrugging :"Sorry, Gwen... Ken, but I'm not one to lie. Jen is definitely better than you in terms of looks." - zappy_turtle14dCommented
Maybe that’s a bit TOO much. I mean imagine your Ben in that situation your best friend comes back from a different dimension with a female version of you and their dating? You can’t get more weird than that
2) No... - zappy_turtle14dCommented
Did he just go backwards? Either that a small mistake or bro is just messing with them
"Page 343..." He flipped the page, looking away from them momentarily. - zappy_turtle15dReplied to That_One_Dead_AliHis eyes, as if instinctively, moved the girl's wrist. Just to widen at seeing the different Omnitrix than he was used to :"... Ben?" The girl leaned on one hip, and as the lights of a car from the end of the alley lit up, he saw a beautiful brunette with a ponytail wearing a cold shoulder green and black shirt with a 10 in the middle :"Who's Ben, pal? I'm Jen. Jen 10."
- zappy_turtle15dCommented
One of my top 10 favorite villains Simply put he’s just that guy
He would sneer in Malware's face, ridicule Ultimate Kevin Levin, mock Albedo, laugh in Aggregor's face, flip off Zs'Skayr and roast Dagon's ass, but he wouldn't underestimate Vilgax. - zappy_turtle16dReplied to A_Real_Werewolf234
Random Devil: *Sneezes* Reincarnated Devil: Bless you Random Devil:
"It has been 11 years since the blessing that was the birth of my twins, Rias and Romonus Gremory. During that time I have received many requests from many of the Pillars to tie our clans together.