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MrInfinty15hCommented"Faithless Heretic! The Holy Cross will be your end! The holy flames, will purify your filthy body and redeem your soul!!" In an instant, a golden cross appeared from the void and stretched out a golden chain, tied the berserk Gnome chief directly to the cross. The raging golden flames began to burn. Soon, the Gnome chief became a burning man.- MrInfinty1dCommented'Someone as young as me shouldn't have anything close to five inches.' Kai worked his jaw. Is this where all the effects of his growing [Physique] went? His cock didn't look like anything before. Kai did not recognize the angry, bluish veins mapping his length. He did not recall any form of liquid pooling the rims of his skin against the thick pink head.
- MrInfinty1dCommentedHe glimpsed the Third Hokage's wife in the passing. She was a total babe despite her age. Another smashable grandma in the making. But he never felt these urges. It could be chakra.
- MrInfinty1dCommented"Azula, I need your clothes."
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Dude lost before even getting to the battlefield...
In comparison to the second greatest Hax weilder that is Naruto, Naruto would lose 11 out of 10. - MrInfinty3dCommented"He came, gave knowledge about the principles of souls and life, obliterated me in chess, and left…"
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*tent*
Alternate Title: Sass Queen Kai; Continuous Chats; Kyubi Is Mood; The Talk of Seals; Kekkei Genkai Protection; Hyugas Exist For a Reason Without Experiencing any Civil Unrest—Plot; Kai, The Menace To Children and Weak Alike; Also Kai: Here's a Balloon… *Pop*; No Wonder Hashi and Madara Were a Thing, Mito's an Enabler; Mito Likes Her Pie Creamy; Cook Kai On Duty; Dutiful Grind; The Skills; Monthly Grind; Kai Is a Man of Habit; Delicate Grind Balance; The Shuriken Practice; Tsume Is a Good Example For Packs; The Happy Kouhai?; The Boys; Panicked Kushina; Kushina Likes Her Kai Cheeky And Trained; Kai To Everyone But Mikoto: Losers; The Boys Tried, But The Princess Wanted Their Cheek Machine; Kai's Cheeks=Stress Release; The Perfection; Kai Instantly Locks On; Bribing Katsuyu With Grass; Hormones of TWO Lives Hit Kai Like a Truck; Kai: Thank Rikudo For Small PP *Also Kai: Not Noticing The Tilted Tent In His Pants*; The Tsunade That Gets It; Jiggle Physics Is Real; Nawaki's Sister; The Serious Chat - MrInfinty3dCommented"You wouldn't get it."
- MrInfinty3dCommentedHentai Shinobi Rule 7: If you set your mind to it, you can jack off to anything.
- MrInfinty3dCommentedFaster than he could blink, or otherwise react, Gelebor found himself flying through the air, my armored gauntlet leaving a bloody print on his face.
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- MrInfinty3dCommentedUnfortunately for him, Uzumaki Kushina Uzumaki was not only able to contain him, but she was strong enough to bind him using her chains even in her subconscious mind.
- MrInfinty4dCommentedA/N: Unlike the previous fic where Tsunade had a whole ass clan with Danzo trying to take it out, I felt this was less niche, shed more light on the emergence of other monsters, and even tied into wilder theories like Tsunade being Minato's mom just cause they're blonde. Maybe Tsunade's mum was a blonde Namikaze? Who knows? I just feel that such a Senju Clan that accepted other smaller clans and families to defend against the wild Uchiha was more like how Ashura would operate. Meanwhile, I can see the Zetsu-manipulated Indra just getting a harem and tapping asses to create a whole-ass species. Also, we see early on that Ashura took charge of his friends and their families, who could be the base of the Senju Clan. And it might tie into that wood jutsu user from Boruto? Maybe I'm grasping at straws, but Hashirama freeing others from Senju's name and letting it become Konoha itself—making the village his family—felt more up his speed and his conviction about the Senju clan never needing to rise again due to their peace with the Uchiha Clan.
- MrInfinty4dCommented"See?" Kai frowned and reprimanded the girls. "Learn to be more respectful to me. From now on, you are only allowed to pinch my cheeks after a week's notice."
- MrInfinty4dCommented"Ah," Kai smiled. "The Ichiraku Ramen's owner. He's a few years older than Kushina and me and has always wanted to make the best ramen. He told us how others laughed at him. However, Teuchi said something amazing the other day." Kai giggled, sincerely happy. "He said—I was tired of dreaming for things, so I woke up. Isn't that cool? No wonder that dog already has a girlfriend."
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Wisdom from HIM.
"Ah," Kai smiled. "The Ichiraku Ramen's owner. He's a few years older than Kushina and me and has always wanted to make the best ramen. He told us how others laughed at him. However, Teuchi said something amazing the other day." Kai giggled, sincerely happy. "He said—I was tired of dreaming for things, so I woke up. Isn't that cool? No wonder that dog already has a girlfriend." - MrInfinty5dCommented
I like to think they made the book Anbu Commander similar to how one city voted a cat as mayor. Everytime they check on them they are reassured they made the right decision.
"Sounds like you had a great week! Mine was great as well. Got ambushed by goons in black cloaks and red clouds, all of my comrades were actually clones in disguise, Darui of the Black Lightning tried to stall me, the ANBU Commander was actually a porn book, and then I found a thousand Kumo troops with a thousand more dead surrounding one of our allies - who happens to have been attacked because of no reason besides who she is. Then, of course, I only came upon them when her heart was shutting down and only barely saved her. Of course, in response, I had to defend her and then make sure no one could chase us while she was being sent to Tsunade - who in turn only barely managed to get her to recover. My week was great as well, y'know?"detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert