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Bwahahahahah!! 😂🤣 Not me dying of laughter... heheh!!

Oh dear!

Straight to the kokoro!! Damnation, expand the ML-Harem, nooow!!! All hands on deck... (or keyboard, pen & paper?) Aaaaand swoon!!

... or maybe he'd gift his Little Brother a big, fat red-envelope. Maybe also get him another rare & expensive car... One can only hope. Me: 'Desperately trying to recruit a new ML. You won't blame, right?'

Ricky!!! ...that Ricky?!!

Ah, so that's how it is. Handsome hunks don't fall from the Heavens, they literally throw themselves under the wheels of your car.!! And that's basically how we develop 'crushes' based on looks, me thinks... (Only if they live to tell the tale, considering my lack of driving skills!!) 😒

AKA - obedient puppy. Cute! I'll take him! Mine, mine, mine... (it's OK, the delusions are all mine too, sigh...)

I didn't see that one coming... Seriously, I laughed out loud... (maybe even choked a little) 😅

Because it's easier to rob you, you dimwit! 😏

Yes, please! Well, freedom of information or not... The public, general or otherwise, has a right to know about his glorious deeds... (and laugh about him... repulsive, cheap, trashy, tight-bast*rd!!) Please excuse my language, it's actually a severe disease only ever triggered by scumb*g MaleLeads.