Shadowkeeper

The 'Immortal Farming System' has revoked it's offer.

I love how it has a question mark like: Are you sure that's what I'm looking at?

he only took one

I get what you're saying, but they are hormonal teenagers who have probably never lived through such tragedies (aside from Gray), so what happened isn't exactly as quick as you would think. But from a reader's standpoint, the storyline is progressing like sonic.

I nearly had a stroke trying to read this.

It's capitalized. It is officially cannon that Brest is the name of his breath in heat.

See kids? This is why we always brush our teeth before going to bed.

If he had that many sheep, why didn't they just eat mutton for dinner?

speaking of reviewing one's work. . .

I mean, it makes sense if you think about it. They probably haven't had a bath in at least a week, not to mention he's been out killing the undead. Of course he's going to stink. She was just thinking of him a little.