Cid_Is_Tired
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Cid_Is_Tired9dCommentedIt’s not like he wants Karoo there because he’s going to kidnap Vivi and doesn’t want to have to worry about grabbing them as well right?
"Hey, don't look down on Karoo. This girl can outrun a bullet, I kid you not. Besides there is a more important reason why I am sending her, you'll know when I see you next time."- Cid_Is_Tired9dCommented
I’m sure a future version of this copy would be very entertaining
The Copy-rama didn't wait to exchange any words and just jumped from his spot, dashing away from the spot to somewhere Mikita couldn't guess. - Cid_Is_Tired9dCommented…However, he wished otherwise, but in truth this prank of his wasn't entirely a bluff.
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“…in a way that wouldn’t shock him too much,”-> immediately disintigrates his balls
Through his connection with the wood, Hashirama felt two little orbs shatter like eggshells, which in turn made him shudder in pain. - Cid_Is_Tired10dCommented
“Hideous”
She blinked before breaking into laughter. "Yeah, he does look somewhat hideous. But to not go just because of that? You know, joining him will give me opportunities to fight many pirates, right? That'll allow me to grow stronger and faster. To not accept such a beneficial offer just because…" - Cid_Is_Tired14dCommented
someone report this man to loki familia hr, hes saying this to the entire expedition during what is essentially a company barbecue
"When you're faced with such two perfect choices, it's really hard to decide which one to pursue you know?" Steve said before. "But I am a man of honour and care. I will not pursue one at the risk of breaking the heart of the other. I'd rather they find their own partners and fall in love with them than start hurting because of any grief I have caused them." Steve stretched as he chuckled. "Obviously it would be strange if I did anyway. After all, we've only just met." - Cid_Is_Tired14dCommented
While I understand the intended sentiment, Steve’s speech ultimately culminates into a very long winded way of dismissing any and all effort a woman can put into her appearance or physique by saying it’s “all natural,” Furthermore , it propagates the belief that “men work harder than women” whenever he states that men have to work for any and all improvements in their physical health. The speech is inherently contradictory as it outwardly preaches of female courage yet fundamentally relies on the concept of biological privilege. Not to mention he assumes that all women desire to or are willing to undergo the trials of pregnancy, which is simply incorrect. Then again bros drunk so I’ll give him a pass as long as he converts to the cult of femboy thighs.
"Good personality? A man has to learn manners, kindness and compassion and how to respect women if women find personality attractive. Big muscles? Exercise all the time and you have to watch what you eat, make sacrifices so you can appear attractive. Money and wealth? You need to be a bright mind in a competitive market to make more money than others, the stress of which shaves off a few years of our lives no doubt. Power? You need to risk your lives to monsters everyday down here in the dungeon just so you can get that teensy bit stronger bit by bit. And if all it takes is handsome face, then you just simply have to be born with it which is something that most men don't have. Because men are usually just average as F***. And yet all a women has to do to look attractive is to just simply take a walk down the street!" - Cid_Is_Tired2mthCommentedIn fact, everyone knew about the rats.
- Cid_Is_Tired3mthCommentedI'm kind of excited by the prospect.
- Cid_Is_Tired3mthCommented"Traps, great," I grumbled, finally freeing myself and dropping onto the ground with a thud. "Since when is he into traps?"
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A certain nanomancer approves
Augustus shifted his body in order to deflect Lux's attack and weaken its momentum. However, just before he could properly block the Half-Elf's attack, a moan of pain and pleasure escaped his lips. - Cid_Is_Tired4mthCommented
It’s kind of weird that Lux really only ever interacts with grandma’s or 12 year olds when his mental age is at least 30+
In these past few days, the Half-Elf accepted a couple of missions that focused on repairing the village. He hadn't gone out to hunt, so his stats hadn't shown any signs of progression. - Cid_Is_Tired4mthCommented'Get a grip, Lux!' Lux berated himself internally. 'I am the oldest here! I should be the one protecting these kids! Grandma would definitely feel sad if she found out that I was hiding under the skirt of a girl that is younger than me by four years!"
- Cid_Is_Tired4mthCommentedNote: Congratulations! You got your first lackey! Yohoho! Here we go!
- Cid_Is_Tired4mthCommentedThe angel stared at the two useless lust driven idiots with scorn as she summoned a giant cannon. Her patience was already at its limit and she wanted to end this job as soon as possible.
- Cid_Is_Tired7mthCommentedA welcome change from the usual of being attacked, I thought.
- Cid_Is_Tired8mthCommentedAfter all, you can't hide if there's nowhere to hide.
- Cid_Is_Tired8mthCommentedShowing no mercy, she launched herself at me, and drop-kicked me, her foot colliding with my chest with a force I wouldn't have thought she was capable of.
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But like…hear me out for a sec…
"Oh, Jellal, with all this animosity you're showing, one might start to think it's a twisted form of affection," I replied, unsheathing my Zanpakuto. "I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way." - Cid_Is_Tired8mthCommented"Well, it was easier than interrogating an assassin for the location of this place," I replied, cracking my neck, as I activated an dim aura of Kaido around my body, focusing said aura on my wounds.