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not Caroline describing Keanu Reeves

well... it's literally skill issue - Felix has the superior skills

well he shouldn't have any Horcruxes any longer because all of his soul shards were reconnected into one, and even if he would come back by this point he will be a small fry to Harry

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what kind of a safe place has several traps and dangerous magical creatures, all kept behind a door which can be unlocked by the most simple unlocking spell taught in the very first year? Let alone house a thousand year old monster which species is classified as one of the most dangerous in the entire world? And if that wasn't enough by the next at least a hundred soul sucking monsters were all around the place, barely under any control, and stationed there because SUPPOSEDLY a dangerous criminal wanted to go after a single student. Oh and let's not forget about how by the following year a deadly, supposedly magic binding tournament, was hosted there and the very reason why the original tradition to do so was stopped DECADES before was because the death toll was INSANE

true... In Hogwarts an "A" is nothing to write home about

maybe Lily dying sooner or being murdered made her hate the greater wizarding world, but still love Harry as the only thing that was left of her sister... or maybe unlike canon Petunia wasn't a jealous bitch but rather an older sister who only ever cared and loved her sister

wrong side of the planet, he is a British waving around a stick, not an Asian who sits on his ass in a cave all day and does drugs

maybe James was the dad who went to buy milk... or due to some pure-blood bs nonsense over how Potter is a pure-blood name and Harry is a half-blood