Venerable_Daoist
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A lone immortal doing mortal things
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Venerable_Daoist17dCommentedPuppy secured
"I'll be your best puppy, Master. Please take care of me."- Venerable_Daoist23dReplied to chaos_Xeros(Image)
- Venerable_Daoist27dCommented
perfume? that's crazy
'She even shaved for me.' I thought as I changed my stance, holding her legs and letting my head closer to her treasured hole. I could smell a nice smell. 'She even put perfume there.' - Venerable_Daoist27dCommented
port?
She opened her port for me, our tongues dancing together. I sucked on her pink plump lips, placing my hand on the bottom of her waist and caressing it. - Venerable_Daoist27dReplied to Defective_Angel["Tonight. After the hero's night schedule is over."]
- Venerable_Daoist28dCommented"It's time for me to ride you," she smiled and clapped her hand. "You can't complain now, can you."
- Venerable_Daoist28dReplied to Ismir_Atreides
this show is hilarious even as an adult
"Mind your language." - Venerable_Daoist28dReplied to Vidhan_BhardwajI had a principle. Don't trust two people. A rich guy who started as poor flashes money to motivate you to do something for them, and a woman flashing her beauty as well to get you to do something. In the end, you get nothing. That's why I didn't like it.
- Venerable_Daoist28dReplied to HeavenlyEvilGod
that's dumb
I didn't know how to break the news to him since Orochimaru was making me a passive income that I no longer needed Mineta. But I could use him as a cow for extra cash. For now, let's see if he could keep his 'girlfriends.' - Venerable_Daoist29dReplied to DolphinFucker69Remembering I have a good little brother, I smiled and did what every big brother would do. Instead of knocking on the door, I kicked it open. Mineta quickly put sheets and covered himself.
- Venerable_Daoist29dCommented"Secret" Ren answered as he put his index finger to his mouth, "Nah, just kidding... I chose-" He said his answer.
- Venerable_Daoist29dReplied to Trace7187"KING EXPLOSION MURDER EMPEROR THE THIR-" Bakugo interrupted with a loud shout before Midnight took off her shoe and threw it at Bakugo's head in disapproval.
- Venerable_Daoist29dReplied to Grizz_Rex_89
surprisingly a lot of women do think like this which I find slightly baffling
'If you're single, we have no hope' Most of the single women/girls thought as they heard Midnight's rant. - Venerable_Daoist29dReplied to WaitWhoWhat"Nejire! Are you okay?!" A girl with short, reddish hair and piercings asked the girl who bumped into Ren - now identified as Nejire.
- Venerable_Daoist1mthReplied to DaoistEren5Ch 28 Power and selfishness!
- Venerable_Daoist1mthReplied to IseeyouChapter 21: An old man's troubles is a toung man's responsibilities.
- Venerable_Daoist1mthCommented"Oden-Sama thank you for avenging our second Hokage, if I had daughters I would have offered them to you as wives, no, even concubines would be fine, Sadly I only have sons... unless you swing that way? Don't worry I won't tell anyone of your secret! In fact, if you want... I can offer myself, even though I'm 67 years old I'm still pretty, my husband doesn't need to know xoxox" Oden read the letter that had been sent to him. At the same time, Migoto had stepped into his office and waited for him.
- Venerable_Daoist1mthReplied to jahmii
what they were saying is he has no personal weapon, all the weapons were probably only allowed to be used at school except the ones he took from the dead ninjas
'I mean I doubt they ever would, but fine,' the voice states. 'We're low on time so I'll name a few things quickly; stuff only we know. We- ...you first developed the Oiroke no Jutsu(Sexy Technique) because you noticed how girls are treated better and how much more attention they'd get. You found a box of Barely Legal and Raw Kunoichi magazines in the dump, peeped on girls in the bath houses, and finished the jutsu in six months.' Though wide-eyed in shock and red in the face, Naruto refutes nothing as the voice continues, 'you found your green goggles in the park by the academy. You stayed there for nearly three hours waiting to see if anyone would come back for them. When no one did, you kept it on your head in hopes someone might recognize them. You found a fat toad in that pond by the Hyūga compound. You became best friends and named him Gama-chan.' Naruto can hear the levity in his voice all but disappear when he continues, 'we were really sad when some of the Hyūga kids killed him. That was a hard month, but while you were scavenging the dump, you found a toad wallet that reminded you of Gama-chan and kept it. Your shinobi tools were mostly scavenged from corpses in Training Ground 44. Everything else in your apartment is a hand-me-down, clearance sale, or found in the dump because nearly all the shops in the village make you pay more. You sent a letter to yourself when you first learned how to write because you never got any mail and you wanted to know what it felt like-'