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Caio_Bernardo2mthCommentedNah… it’s simply genetics…a friend of my moms eats as much as a whole crew of blue collar men and she never get fat. Matter of fact she sometimes loses weight… which is frankly astounding…like really.
Sometimes I wonder, was Selina Kyle always this much of a foodie because it's practically impossible to maintain that slim body with how much food she eats every day unless of course comic book logic.- Caio_Bernardo3mthReplied to ImuSama
The new sheoggorath seems to be less evil than the last one… well he was the Hero of Kvach before he became Sheo so…
Davos chooses not to comment at the poor choice of venue and leaves as quickly as possible, following wherever Minthara went. Before he closes the hatch he hears "Oh and spider boy, don't touch the kids." - Caio_Bernardo3mthReplied to Leon_Luis_
It’s actually that easy… anyone can meet with our presidents.
"Yes, without a doubt, but this time is different, see, my name is Roberto da Costa, but you can call me Sunspot, and I want to offer you a deal." He said as he held out his hand. - Caio_Bernardo7mthReplied to Hanni_Baal
No… it’s because he’s Dumbledore
< Combat Skill (T7) > - Caio_Bernardo7mthReplied to Teress
Merope was not a squib… she just did not used her magic very well. Like Crabbe and Goyle. Merope was an inbred crazy witch with little magical power and abusive relatives to boot. She should’ve been a obscurial… I think, and that’s a personal theory of mine, that the only reason why she wasn’t a obscurial was because she was too weak.
Similarly, muggleborns were also quite rare. No one knew where they came from, or why they develop their magic, but barely three or four students are Muggleborn every year. Everything in between was considered a half-blood which was a very large pool of the population. - Caio_Bernardo7mthCommented
Grindelwald was a Dark Lord. Tom Riddle was magalomaniac dude with daddy issues who was racist
Tom Riddle was, without a doubt, an exceptional wizard in the books, but unless his portrayal from the books was false, he was a terrible dark lord. Harry didn't know if it was because of the Horcruxes, or if the man was just mad, but he didn't seem to have a goal in the matter. He definitely didn't believe in pureblood supremacy, since he was living proof that it was a lie, and probably thought that it was the best cause to support in order to secure his rise to power. - Caio_Bernardo9mthReplied to Insert_Here
He don’t belong to Darren
The two Leaguers looked at each other for a moment before turning to him. Canary took charge in speaking. "Though it is…unexpected, it doesn't change the fact that you're our responsibility. You're technically our son, that might be hard to explain but we'll manage." She said, raising her hand to lightly ruffle his blond hair. - Caio_Bernardo9mthReplied to Sirknight
My dude… people can’t transform themselves into Ice… and yet here we are…
"Keep quiet, and don't bother her. I have already guided memories through her mind, and she's going against her haemophobia as we speak. Her success depends on what happens right now." - Caio_Bernardo9mthCommented
Y’all forgetting that Mito Uzumaki was alive and well at that time… and that the other three villages were not made out of 5 year olds… the first thing they probably did when attacking Uzushio was cutting off communication… why on earth would Konoha lose such a powerful and interconnected ally? Just cuz y’all don’t like monkey boy doesn’t mean he’s an idiot
"That is correct. They were so good in Fūinjutsu that it took 3 villages to destroy them." - Caio_Bernardo9mthReplied to IntactReincarnator
Part Cherokee for sure
Minato and Hashirama were teaching him how to cook. They said it was a good life skill. Minato was a much better cook than Hashirama but Hashirama wasn't too bad. He cooked himself a taco salad, one of his favorites. It wasn't as good as ramen but it was good. - Caio_Bernardo9mthCommented
I also like cats… specially the ones woman have… those are amazing and taste quite good
Renjiro then looked at Mieko. She said, "I am Uchiha Mieko. I like cats. I dislike anyone treating me like a small child. My hobby is practicing Ninjutsu and playing with cats. And my dream is to be the strongest Uchiha ever!" - Caio_Bernardo9mthCommented
Have you ever heard of Americans ?
After that, all the 41 students were gathered before Hiruzen. Hiruzen smiled and began giving another speech on the 'Will of Fire'. Only this time, he was much more passionate, spoke with more fervor and his speech was more intense than any of his earlier speeches! Even Fujin was a bit dumbfounded on how someone can brainwash little kids so openly, with such vigor and be extremely proud about it! - Caio_Bernardo9mthCommented
God Aoba… Rikudou’s master and the true power behind the shinobi world
"Good timing Aoba. Stay at range. Kurenai, play to your strengths," said Kakashi as he ran through a set of hand seals and slammed his hands on the ground. - Caio_Bernardo9mthCommented
That’s literally the Thu’um in Skyrim hahaha
Horizon shrugs, "I tell the world what to do, and it obeys, because it knows better, that's all." - Caio_Bernardo10mthReplied to Sam0207
Dumbledore wasn’t even wrong… He chose to “sacrifice” a boy he loved as a son for the sake of the magical world… pretty much like Abraham and Isaac in the Bible… with the prophecy taking “God’s role”
"Thank you Headmaster, always nice to hear from the second coming of Merlin." I reply with my own chuckle. - Caio_Bernardo10mthReplied to CPS01
Just posted my friend
A/N: I am hyped for this fic now! So there's gonna be another chapter coming for y'all by Friday - Caio_Bernardo10mthReplied to Jackp3Ch 21 The Faceless One
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Dude thank you so much, I‘ll use that in my, not as good as yours, fic fr
Theodore and Brien had been sitting at a table in the corner all this time. "Around two hundred and forty thousand, give or take," Theodore replied. - Caio_Bernardo11mthReplied to Jackp3Ch 21 The Faceless One