Nux_And_Briggs
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NUX AND BRIGGS! BILLY!! 189!!! I LOVE MELODY!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!!!!! DON'T MEAN TO FLEX ON YA!!!!!!
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Nux_And_Briggs3yrReplied to PeanutGioCh 19 The Great Incident- Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
Briggo's insults are so chadly. This whole monologue of him being a fool made me cry
"It's true, I am the biggest fool, because I sat by and did nothing while these two insecure snowflakes drove the nation to the brink of ruin. As their closest friend, I didn't want to get in the middle of their argument. I tried to calm the situation down from the sidelines, and when that failed, I just gave up. I refused to pick sides, so I packed my bags and became a pirate in the Lawless Lands. But instead of leaving, I should have dropkicked them both right in the snake eggs! I should have stopped their petty bickering before it spiraled out of control. In the end, I am the biggest fool." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
😢Just like the Rant Cafe boois
"Once we came to power, we made sweeping changes and the masses supported us. The Rant Café evolved into something new; instead of a café where a few of us gathered to talk about change, it became a large weekly assembly held in the main square of Central City. We renamed it Recon Square, in honor of our fallen comrade. Every week, thousands of people gathered to hear Animak, Nuxanor, and I debate the latest policy initiatives for Central City. We invited special guests – experts in various fields who could advise us on the best course of action – and we took questions and received feedback from members of the crowd. - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
RECON, NOOOOOOO! EVEN THO U BEAT EVAN ON BUST OR BUST. NOOOOOOO!
Briggo nodded. "One of our dearest friends was murdered by the royal guards. His name was John Recon." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
Honestly, Chad Lass is best kink right now
Both Kinks then ran at each other at full speed, their blazing auras preparing to clash in a fierce explosion of magical energy. But before these two unstoppable forces could come together, another aura flashed to life before us, and suddenly Chad Lass was there. As both Slavic Queen and Lelle Flexine prepared to kick each other, Chad Lass appeared between them. Sparks erupted as Chad Lass used one of her fists to block Lelle's kick, and the other to block Slavic Queen's. - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
lmao, really Nux! Bell Dephine is his Kink. lmfao
Johnny nodded. "Yes, that's Nuxanor's Kink. Lelle Flexine." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrReplied to Shinx120
what are these "parents" u speak of. Also took me 9 days to type this as my hair is currently covering my body up to my ankles.
"I think we're almost there," Animak said after some time. "Birito, Truck-chan, and Lube, listen to me carefully. I know that Nuxanor is an old friend of Briggo's and a former friend of mine, but he is neurotic and unpredictable, and the Edge Lords are the strongest Kink users in all of Nuxturia. Don't let your guard down, and don't underestimate the danger that we are about to walk into." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrReplied to Jacob_KrausCh 17 The Rant Café
- Nux_And_Briggs3yrReplied to FinalSlasher
"Cuase something IS!!"
Animak and Briggo thanked Syd one more time as we all piled into the carriage. It was a spacious coach, but there were 7 of us in total, and one of us was Briggo, so Truck-chan had to sit on my lap. I didn't even have time to complain about this arrangement, because as soon as the carriage doors closed the horses were moving. The carriage rattled to life, wheels rolling over the cobblestone, and just like that we were off again. - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
EDGY BOOOOIS
"Nuxanor is attending the annual assembly of Edge Lords. He is giving them his Honest Descriptions and evaluating their performance for the past year." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
Get him some footage of Interspecies Reviewers
"What's in it for you?!" Animak thundered. "You won't get pegged by the Demon Lord, that's what." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
This is another big brain move from Imposter Hiding
"Uhm, what?!" Animak snapped, and he sounded nervous again. - Nux_And_Briggs3yrReplied to Laid_O
same
"HA!" Animak sneered. "Nuxanor is at war with sanity itself. Trust me, I never would have entered this den of degeneracy if it wasn't an emergency. Briggo will explain." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
SANITY IS OVERATED!!!
"HA!" Animak sneered. "Nuxanor is at war with sanity itself. Trust me, I never would have entered this den of degeneracy if it wasn't an emergency. Briggo will explain." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrReplied to FinalSlasher
ara ara
About a dozen large, comfortable sofa beds were spread out throughout the room, and a number of those beds were occupied. As we made our way to the back of the salon, we saw a man being whipped across his bare behind by a woman dressed in tight black leather. Another man, who appeared to be hog tied, was crying out in pain as a second leather-clad woman poured hot candle wax all over his body. - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
The queen of degeneracy herself
"We don't have time for the past," Animak proclaimed. "Come on, let's talk to Syd. She runs the place now, and information is her currency." - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
They have the Ara Ara Café, I have the Muda Muda Club.
Animak led us deeper into the side street. We turned one corner, and then another. Before long we saw an old house which appears to have been repurposed as a business establishment. There was a large sign in front of the house, and the sign read: "Ara Ara Café". - Nux_And_Briggs3yrCommented
whats that
"Another nuxing festival," Animak said. "Do these clowns ever sleep?"