Uriel_et_teneberis
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Honestly I don't know myself except that for some strange reason I really really like making myself feel bad. Am an introvert , nice to be with and yata yata yata that's me
2020-05-17 JoinedKenya
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Uriel_et_teneberis2mthReplied to Bigzee17It's something called dowry . You mostly give them something like a cow or some domestic profitable animal , well at least it's practiced in where am from
"Make sure to send them gifts as well." Draco said, "From what I have heard, for Asian people, the first thing you've got to do is get in the parent's good side. If you succeed, Cedric can't even get close to her."- Uriel_et_teneberis2mthReplied to blablador
Definitely adding this
" So what !! You never change I mean this is the 4th one this week for god's sakes , when are you gonna stop killing my boyfriends " Lily shouted. - Uriel_et_teneberis8mthCommented"Dad then understands just how superior they are. I am definitely the son of an amazing person," I said letting out a sigh of relief internally.
- Uriel_et_teneberis8mthCommented
Duck
"Oh, only humans who are virgins can be turned into vampires, that's why I know you're a virgin." - Uriel_et_teneberis9mthReplied to Lakaet
Kratos!!!
"Alex, don't underestimate me. Before I was born, the Three Fates predicted I would be able to vanquish Father Zeus." - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to God_Of_BrutalitySince not a single trace of him remains. Don't worry about your wife. I'll tell her the truth. Your child will grow knowing his/her father was a spineless cheating coward who got what he deserved. But I simply can't leave her to fend for herself, so I will invest my newly attained money into her to run a business here for me. She'll grow to be grateful to me, touching herself while thinking of me and cursing you. As for your child they'll love their generous uncle and will work hard to be useful unlike their father. Now die knowing I will enjoy everything you worked hard for. From your wife to your wealth".
- Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to XIANJING
Actually believe it or not Jesus is an angel. God is incapable of birthing children . Jesus was u Kno promoted
I mostly use the clones now to do all my studying, which increases my free time, which means Thor is dragging me off on more of his adventures, not that I don't like it since it is quite fun. One adventure a few decades ago on Midgard caused the creation of Norse mythology. Now the people of Scandinavia call me God of Chaos and Magic which isn't completely accurate since we aren't technically gods just an advanced long-lived species, but who am I to deny their worshipping of me because compared to them we are technically gods. - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to crimsonitaci
Sylvie??
She has grown fond and dare I say in love with me. If I want I think I have a massive chance to become king of Alfheim, but being king is only something I would consider a few thousand years into my existence or if I create a clone spell. Plus the kingdom is a matriarchy and I would rather not play the role of a queen. - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to Uriel_et_teneberis
However faster in bed ❤️
My nights with Aelsa are satisfying for me and a great stress relief for her. I can play her body like a fiddle, I have all her sensitive spots and preferences memorised that an uneducated person would think I am using sex magic to fuck her, but the truth is it is all-natural. I doubt I would ever use sex magic for anything other than adding variety to my sex life since it just takes the fun out of seducing someone and finding out how to become a natural aphrodisiac to them. - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to Squirrel_Protector
Flat you say ? * Thinks about streamlining weakness * They're slow
My nights with Aelsa are satisfying for me and a great stress relief for her. I can play her body like a fiddle, I have all her sensitive spots and preferences memorised that an uneducated person would think I am using sex magic to fuck her, but the truth is it is all-natural. I doubt I would ever use sex magic for anything other than adding variety to my sex life since it just takes the fun out of seducing someone and finding out how to become a natural aphrodisiac to them. - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to DaoOfCopying
Half of thou gods came from thy
By the morning I had her in a lot of positions and deposited my seed into her cunt more than a few times. I didn't bother to cast spells to stop the seed from taking since I don't mind breeding someone if they are sufficiently powerful enough, but I doubt Aelsa wouldn't cast a spell to stop impregnation. I lay there with her on my chest and I can't help but smile to myself in satisfaction. - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to DemonicAtol7037
...... You just made my day
"Age is just number, love and I always thought I would at least be 100 before bedding a queen." I quickly pull her and throw her on the bed and dissolve my clothes with nothing but a thought as she does the same. - Uriel_et_teneberis10mthReplied to Daoist_Dennys
Huh , I was opening my Jack
"Age is just number, love and I always thought I would at least be 100 before bedding a queen." I quickly pull her and throw her on the bed and dissolve my clothes with nothing but a thought as she does the same. - Uriel_et_teneberis11mthReplied to L0501
hahaha
I wanted to crush them, but I could not move my hands. And having opened my eyes I saw that from which I have two beauties sleeping on both sides: Artemis and Diana. Both. Naked. Drunk. Dangerous. Amazon. - Uriel_et_teneberis11mthReplied to Sir_Vaughn
Hahaha I wish . I would be getting gals but as of now I don't even have a gal
You have been given a new title: "Racist". - Uriel_et_teneberis11mthReplied to Nyeh_IamSkeletor
That's what made me stop watching Re-Zero
"I love Emilia." Akihiko answered quickly. - Uriel_et_teneberis11mthCommented"Hmph! That won't work on me anymore. I already know that you are not as innocent as you look." Kushina replied.
- Uriel_et_teneberis11mthReplied to DivineAsureDragon
know your place , fool
"Haah, the cookie is one of a kind. Only Akihiko-kun can make it. He also says weird things like "Come to the dark side, we have cookies." and just now he returned with burned clothes. All the evidence points towards him. Akihiko is too mysterious. Don't you think so?" - Uriel_et_teneberis11mthCommentedBatman?
- Uriel_et_teneberis11mthCommentedBabysitting Sauce Gay (Future Step-son)
