Tortoise

Yikes...

way to pull up the ladder behind you

Man I hope so—like really do, but he's like... fuck how am I forgetting... shit I literally made the fucker... sorry I lost a lot of my notes with the destruction of my prior phone BIG SAD I'm blanking on Sozo’s age, doesn't help I'm horrendous with time-progression, he's—mmmm... man make copies. to be a bit more specific I'm blanking how old the version of Sozo my readers know—as the fucker been in my head for over a decade, I've got about a million different on-going thought processes on events that won't happen for a good while. fun fact Sozo in my mind came into existence already like 16 or something at the youngest-hell only reason he's so young is because the ages in Naruto are so mucked up when looked at closer that's just kinda where he landed after a couple of tosses Orochimaru’s another one–had to make him younger–and as a result had to make all three Sanin younger, cause I'm a prisoner to my own mind. So after all that nonsense I finally had ages that I was just gonna run with–which I adjusted many times, So now yeah... we'll see...

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Another one.

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