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Here is your ID and Parking Pass. You are the youngest person to ever receive them, at only 18 years of age! Additionally, here is a punch card for discounts at the cafeteria. You are the youngest person to ever receive such a membership, at only 18 years of age! Oh, I also forgot to mention (continued ad infinitum).
2 week is bad. 3 week is terrible.
Souls of the thousands of warriors he killed in his experiments:
Ah, I finally understand. This is Dark Souls
5 minutes ago: “Curse you cowardly traitor! How could you turn on me just to save your own skin?!” Now: “Meh, survival of the fittest, baby.” Really, MC?
“Do you want to kill some kobolds? Every new relationship needs a kobold.
Sneezing is taboo for turtles. Shocking profanity. Think about it: Have you ever seen a turtle sneeze in church?
Spin-off novel: Asassin gets reincarnated. “It was supposed to be an easy job…”