
Ra ra ooh la la ga ga row ma ma
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Nids won against the orks in their home sector, even. Thing is, orks are mushrooms, and mushrooms don’t grow where there are no nutrients. So when the nids slurp up all the biomass, the orks can’t grow back. Even if you don’t take that into consideration, the nids would still win because they just take every dead ork and eat it. So more orks just means more food, and once the second stage of a nid invasion begins (where all the growing things on a planet’s surface turn into plants that extract subsurface biomass), the ork spores would just be eaten on contact. The only race that has a chance against the tyranid swarm are the necrons. And their chance relies on using their super weapon to wipe the galaxy clean of all life by forcing every star in it to go supernova at once. And even then, that wouldn’t kill the tyranids, it would just remove everything they want from the Milky Way entirely and they’d simply go into hibernation and skip to the next galaxy
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Man the translation is getting kinda shoddy. Not the grammar, but the Chineseisms are coming through more obviously and the voice and flow of the text is way off.
Yeah, as the worst-named team ever
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Caladbolg. It’s an Irish sword said to be wielded by either Finn McCumhaill or Cu Culainn. I think it’s one of those. If it isn’t that one then it’s probably one of the armaments from the Fate/Stay Night anime series. Since this is a Chinese translation, it’s probably the anime version. Some lore also links it to Excalibur, but to be fair there aren’t many “holy swords” in western mythology other than the Big Three (Caladbolg, Durandal, and Excalibur) that I can think of offhand.
Surprised nobody suggested Shippy McShipface
Goddamn button mashers
You translated Basilisk as “petrified lizard” if I’m remembering right. Something like that; I binge read and I’m fairly fault tolerant so errors don’t “stick” in my mind. (The Basilisk I’m referring to is the OG artillery vehicle)