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Michal_krulich7dCommentedCh 70 GOT : Chapter 70- Michal_krulich17dPosted
Probably the best Asoif fic on this site, with an interesting character for Si especially since the rebellion is in full swing. All I fear is that this fic will go way too deep into the maester conspiracy, i think the community is giving wayyy too much credit to a bunch of old men, just give it another thought how exciting are bunch of mediveval "learned men" supoposed to drive a super weapon made of literal dark magics extinct
- Michal_krulich24dReplied to Ismir_Atreides
Agon the Unworthy is just way worse Viseris
With a thoughtful hum, Bartimos acknowledged his son's recollection. "Indeed, my son, you speak true. How ironic it is, isn't it? Viserys himself ascended the throne by virtue of that very law, which preferred males over females. And yet, in this instance, he desires the recognition of every lord, affirming his daughter as his named heir to the iron throne." - Michal_krulich24dCommented
Sorry to be that guy but morningstar is a spiked mace so no chains there, flail is the ball and chain weapon that is borderline ahistorical at least in the one handed variation, two handed flail were both ubiquitous and dangerous but they were mostly a thing among levies, bandids and peasant rebels as they were a conversion of a agricultural tool
With a sense of urgency, the two warriors made their way towards each other, their weapons gleaming in the sunlight. Ser Criston wielded his mighty morningstar, its spiked ball attached to an iron chain, while Clement brandished his trusty axe, its blade glinting menacingly in the light. This was a battle of "unorthodox" weapons, with each combatant wielding a tool of destruction. - Michal_krulich1mthReplied to VerginAngel
just the cleanest plague ogryn
Harley and Ivy had commandeered our kitchen. Harley was singing something happy and off-key as she sat on the counter watching Ivy cook for her. Something something 'Allstar' by the sound of it. Did I want to consider the implications that Shrek existed in this reality? That made 69 lives in a row now. No matter where I went, that damned ogre followed, even when it didn't logically make sense like in less modern worlds. I'd basically given up and decided to consider Shrek a constant of existence at this point. - Michal_krulich1mthReplied to _NorthStar_He knew it wasn't going well at all. You could take the Uchiha out of the prick, but you could never remove the prick from an Uchiha.
- Michal_krulich7mthCommented
before or after it was know that he's mister handsy
Fun fact! Did you know that Michael Jackson wanted to compose a Harry Potter musical? He did, but JKR ended up refusing. - Michal_krulich7mthReplied to YoungMasterLemon16
mans's about to get the true top g up in his a hole
"I am much too proud to even consider talking to women who'd degrade themselves in such a way, let alone vie for their attention." Magnus said that and nothing more, for the match had already started. - Michal_krulich7mthCommented
smells like napalm is on the menu
"Get the flammenwerfers." - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to 0dinson
it's a edited machine translation also all languages do not have the same amount of vocabulary
In his youth, Illyrio had been a poor, robust assassin. But now, due to neglecting exercise and his significantly changed figure, he had lost the ability to ride a horse. He had traveled a great distance by carriage to Andalos, feeling as if his buttocks were going to be crushed. - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to OukisLips
well yes but the andals were the small fish of essos ocean so they moved to the pond of westeros.
Thrilled that he no longer needed to speak in the obscure Westerosi Common Tongue. - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to TaleBeast
yep
The traditional naval strength of the Greenstone fleet was even comparable to the royal fleet and the Iron Fleet of the Iron Islands. - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to ZonicZ
Google romanticism, words can have more than one meening
Being at the innocent and romantic age where she loved stories and daydreaming, she also had some expectations for the future. However, she was not yet aware of her father's death. The name Rhaenys seemed cursed, and her fate was not much better than that of the young queen two centuries ago, leaving little room for sympathy. - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to romeotango148
i would argue that his biggest mistake is creating a new capital instead of taking old town and making it the capital while I get that it is far from Dragonstone but the amount of soft power there is insane
Dorne is not special in my eyes, they got lucky killing a dragon or they would already be conquered. Hell, even the first Daeron took Dorne without dragons and the only reason he lost it is because of the Lords he trusted to keep the order failed in their duties. Damn, Tyrell lusting after some Dornish pussy fucking over the Young Dragon... - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to The_Unfeeling
blackfires were result of dance, as Daemon probably wouldn't have been favored if he had failed to bond a dragon, even if he did Targaryens would probably had way more dragons, honestly after the extinction of dragons downfall of Targaryens was inevitable
I am not trying to tempt the Gods to start a Dance of the Dragons. - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to Metalloid
well hera didn't bang anyone else
I felt like shit having to inform her that her Husband is banging someone less than half her age. I can tell it hurt her more than anger her as of now but I am sure that sadness will turn to rage eventually. Even after they have become distant as of late because of the birthing incident I doubt she ever thought he would do this. It should have been obvious though, in my opinion at least, he is a King and there are few Kings who are not lustful. - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to Lord_1104
this is either aka6 or magnetus, not sure since they have very similar art style
Name: Roxana Keller(15) [Image] → - Michal_krulich8mthReplied to Pretending_Author
that's the popular depiction but if you think about it jousting would be probably banned if at the the end 1/4 of the participants would walk out with crippling back injuries, jousting was pretty much the most dangerous widespread competitive sport with a all volunteer participation
[Yo fair warning I had to research how jousts actually work, like points and stuff and it is confusing, to be honest. I think I got it well enough but lord of mercy is it kind of dumb, I didn't even know the point is to break the lance. I thought the point was for someone's ass to land on the ground and that's how you won...]