PurpleMuse

Yeah but you said he was already 16 earlier in this chapter

What about his fight with Mr. Liu that happened somewhere in cannon

She’s got the better personality, lady death has the better body

I’m just imagining an Apple Watch with a green strap

Seems like he has a point until you realize that his powers are basically indestructible bones and being able to regenerate from anything. Not that impressive then

Poor Johnny, it may have been hundreds of thousands of years for Yelena, but for Johnny she made that promise less than a day ago and she’ll show up with a child from another man. I’ll be a little disappointed if he doesn’t get upset just for a little bit.

Lol he did try to commit murder when he was in hogwarts

I’m honestly just taking this as samurai’s the chakra equivalent of this technique that appears in the future just hasn’t been invented yet

Tenten

That don’t make sense because Tenten was second best in this fanfic