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cause he has scissor hands

Merek Ishtar

sadly he can't make the true best maid as she is a human

alot of fics like to go with the whole " I don't want to use magic for simple things as it will make me lazy" and to a point I get it but at the same time I would 100% use magic to get my TV remote from the other side of the couch like in the movie jumper with his teleporting

had to use old twice to emphasize just how old he is

didn't he just murder a magic grandma and a mob in Texas so how is he now suddenly in Central City with no kill im so confused

actually green lantern is the only one who really can't kill as the guardians have a lock on the power ring to that stops them from killing most of the time I only remember one instance in the comic where that restriction was removed and the whole went full murder hobo on the yellow lantern core it was fucking awsome

go toriyama go teach a dinosaur how to ride a unicycle

this is the 3rd time this is being rewritten