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Chris_Kettle1mthReplied to Bowsmenyep
The whole next day went on as usual. Transfiguration with Gryffindor, ZOTI with Gryffindor, Herbology with Hufflepuff, and Potions with Ravenclaw.- Chris_Kettle7mthCommented
this sounds like a magus from pathfinder 1e... wizard spell list with sword powers. the only thing missing is the ability to enchant your sword on command. the standard options are making electrified, flaming, or cold.
Cantrips: Acid Splash, Ray of Frost, Jolt, Daze, Resistance, Touch of Fatigue, Light, Flare - Chris_Kettle8mthCommented
dumbfounded is four words? welp, i need to use that in more essays for word count
The look on Hermione and Neville's faces could be summed up in four words: dumbfounded. - Chris_Kettle9mthCommented
no multiverse please
I could travel through dimensions with this power. Hell, I might even be able to travel through multiversal worlds. - Chris_Kettle11mthReplied to bob685014
I think it is a reference to what hero they tend to interact with, or what show they are from
[Ding! Wound Anatoly (Daredevil), get 100 villain points, current progress: 1150/2000] - Chris_Kettle1yrReplied to Chris_Kettle
needs a fix
Gwen was there! It had to be her! He recognized the heart-shaped face, full lips, and big, blue eyes. The makeup, which included lipstick, eyeshadow, and mascara, was the first new thing Peter noticed. - Chris_Kettle1yrCommented
picture is busted
Gwen was there! It had to be her! He recognized the heart-shaped face, full lips, and big, blue eyes. The makeup, which included lipstick, eyeshadow, and mascara, was the first new thing Peter noticed. - Chris_Kettle1yrReplied to Morg535
as long as it's not some "super amazing gods own fingers axe" or something that is both unwieldy and looks like a 5 year old designed it to have all the spikes
RARE SWORD 'SHIGURE' - Chris_Kettle1yrCommented
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
It finally finished and left the majestic form of Persian who looked like a mountain lion on growth hormones who's girlfriend glued one of her bullshit healing crystals on his forehead while we slept… - Chris_Kettle1yrCommented
+1
1. Janna Tyrell - Chris_Kettle1yrCommented
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2. Harranhall . - Chris_Kettle1yrCommented
I think the 100+ is to account for some pokemon being abnormally strong... maybe?
Legend Tier (100+) - Chris_Kettle1yrCommentedAll was well that ended well though. The Master Ball had in fact worked, and Cam now held one of the most terrifyingly powerful Pokemon in the world in the palm of his hand. Bill would be lying if he said he wasn't a little jealous… but at the end of the day, it was fine. Cam had more than earned it. And besides, Bill could always make another Master Ball.
- Chris_Kettle1yrReplied to Mysteryon
he's the monkey!!!!!!!!!!!
Before Thomas could ask any questions, one of the displays behind him, depicting a pristine white beach against the backdrop of a verdant jungle, abruptly expanded to the size of a door. In less than a second, it passed through where he was standing, depositing the extremely confused and barefoot man onto the beach. The sudden change caused him to fall onto his ass while the elderly figure casually tossed the book and card through the portal, musing, "By the way...my name is Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg. Yes, the very same Zelretch that has just appeared in your mind. With that said, good luck, Thomas D. Jensen..." - Chris_Kettle1yrReplied to Sondre
what does it mean?
"..." x3 - Chris_Kettle1yrCommented
so he wants to be a discount whitebeard... well there are certainly worse pirates you could be the discount version of than the worlds strongest man.
With this amount of progress, I feel content for the moment and in the near future I am also planning on looking for something very special that can only be found in the West Blue and can increase my lethality by quite a bit, the Hasshoken. - Chris_Kettle1yrCommentedCh 48 Eldritch monstrosity - End of volume 1
- Chris_Kettle1yrReplied to Mysteryon
the wizard died of 1d4 social anxiety damage that made him ill
I died at the age of 50 while being a virgin. I was a virgin not due to my inability to woo a girl but due to the weak body that I possessed from my birth.