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So, a Naruto of a fanfic that exposed himself early to Hiruzen. I don't know if that's a great idea, but we'll find out later I guess. There are some advantages and disadvantages for sure. Oh well, everything will be answered in the next chaps, I'll just dig it for now.

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Sakura and Itachi: I suddenly felt a disturbance in the force...

Ahem. Shameless author here, don't mind me, just sharing my paypal.me here: https://www.paypal.me/LodElamUy *cough* hungry and sleepy *cough*

Shameless self-review from me, the Author. Well, nothing much to say really, since I already explained everything to expect and what not to expect on this fanfic in the first chapter. I don't have a fixed upload schedule, as I just publish it as I finish it, but you can expect at least 1 chapter everyday, and if I am not able to do so, or skip a day or two, I will make sure to make up for it with in the next upload. Feel free to share my work, make money of it even in other sites, OTHER SITES, but don't forget to put the webnovel link there as well to support me. Thank you. PS. I actively read comments, so if anyone noticed any spelling errors, or incomprehensible statements, just comment on it, and I'll fix it.

Indeed, fellow daoist.

Blame it on these alpha wannabes that misconstrued the real meaning of it to fit themselves with it. 'Ooh, MC is keeping himself and his family safe by not exposing his real powers!? What a beta, hurr hurr.' followed by 'If it was me..' bs self-insert. Every single novel has these kind of people, always projecting themselves, imagining their self-insert as this 'alpha' that will slap anybody, sleep with many women, and become the God of their own world. What an alpha, living their wishful dreams by self-inserting to a character made solely for everyone's entertainment, instead of facing their real bitch selves in the mirror and do something productive.

For many months, I've been avoiding this fanfic because of its negative reviews. Now, I will finally test the poison myself. According to many reviews, theres chinese vibes all over this Naruto fanfics, and the author seemed to be not well studied about the Naruto World. My expectation are low, and I am already expecting to encounter some chinese novel writings, like over the top description of someones appearance every single time they are introduced, bunch of annoying chain villains, and random face slappings. Words like meridians, cultivation, Mt. Tai, dantian, and many more. To be honest, I am very familiar with Chinese novels, and really like reading most of them, even now I am still up to date with my favorite one, Emperor's Domination. So I don't really mind, but what I do mind are painful blocks of unnecessary texts describing physical appearances, 'impossible' powers and feats, and the likes. So yeah, wish me luck my fellows. I will update my rating for this novel as I go through the story, see you later!

She's a Genin, already involved in the shinobi life. If she is old enough to kill, then she is old enough to kneel... ahem ahem.. Thats a bar though, and yes, irl, I will be out behind ones too... damn, another bar..

This dude...