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Meriones3yrCommentedThe most likely cause has been determined to have been ergot poisoning. Ergot is a parasitic fungus that can infect grain species like rye, wheat and barley, and which produces ergotamine, a chemical to lysergic acid diethylamin aka LSD. The people in Strassburg had eaten rye bread baked from tainted flour and were trippin balls.
In 1518 A.D., the "dancing plague" broke out in Strasbourg, France, when a woman suddenly danced and partied in the street, attracting people to stop by. Later, people joined in one after another and danced with her, continuing through the night. One day later, there were 34 dancers, and three days later, there were more than 400. The local officials brought in medical doctors for help, but nothing could be done. Even a number of doctors and soldiers joined the dance, danced for several days, and died of exhaustion. A month later, nearly half of the people in the city died in the madness of the dance.- Meriones3yrReplied to Fish_is_life
Or alternatively they made mistakes in their younger days that they came to regret, and just want to keep others from repeating them.
Of course, the old man wouldn't lust for beauty since he was old in his years. However, in his younger years, he was definitely promiscuous and lustful. - Meriones3yrCommented
*ding* +1 lvl.: bullshitting
Although it sounded impressive, it was simply nonsense. - Meriones3yrCommented
Soon they'll have enough people to form a support group: Living with YPDS (Ye Ping Depression Syndrome).
"I'll be teaching this Little Junior Brother tomorrow. I have to teach Eldest Senior Brother what it's like to be a teacher." - Meriones3yrCommented
Universe: "Challenge accepted!"
'I, Su Changyu, swear that I will make up a set of sword techniques that you will never learn or understand.' - Meriones3yrCommented
Ye Ping: *nods admiringly* "The Chuuni is strong in this one."
"I am Daoist Mo Xuan. Born before the birth of heaven and earth, I experienced 360 million tribulations before finally participating in creation and becoming one with heaven and earth. - Meriones3yrCommented
The Wuxia version of a s#x tape.
Examples included, 'Perfect Development of the Supreme Vision', 'Ten Dragons Ten Elephants Primordial Spirit Technique', 'Immortal Dao Pupil Activation Technique' and 'Master's Wife Knocks On My Door Late At Night'. - Meriones3yrCommented
Flag!!!
If anyone could have an epiphany after reading those secret manuals, Daoist Tai Hua would eat up all the books. - Meriones3yrCommented
Shame is merely a symptom of an insufficiently cultivated thick face.
Even Su Changyu felt ashamed when he said that. - Meriones3yrCommented
"And by treasure I mean sucker."
'I've found a treasure.' - Meriones3yrReplied to GamingReadingLong
You forgot pigs. Pigs are usually depicted as loyal pets and are often Stealth Nukes™ that end up owning characters that should be way above their weight class (Lao Hei stands supreme!!).
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1x Pet, Furry Dog." - Meriones3yrCommented
Wait, he's literally a boy named Su(e)?! No wonder he's so desperate.
Su Yu wasn't actually a person from this world. He had transmigrated to this place and possessed a body that was named Su Yu, just like him, one month ago. After inheriting the original owner's memories, he slowly adapted to life in this different world. The cheat within his body was now finally awakened. - Meriones3yrReplied to Morggyb
Yes, pubs are usually involved. 😋
But the virus, code-named X, brought by extraterrestrial creatures had engulfed the globe. - Meriones3yrCommentedInitially, she had hoped that Xiao Ran would never cultivate, but it would be a big regret if someone as penetrative as he was could not cultivate for life.
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Yes, all immortals are full of sh*t. Known fact.
Everyone else was an otherworldly fairy that ate spiritual energy and drank immortal dew. One was not qualified to cultivate to become an immortal so long as one pooped. - Meriones3yrCommented
MC: "I shall crush you Demonic sect scum with my ultimate technique. Brownnoser Deepdiiiive!!" Enemy Cultivators: ???
"Supreme Devotion System has been loaded successfully. Host Xiao Ran is bound permanently. Host will grow stronger if he's devoted to his master." - Meriones3yrCommentedThis was the first person Xiao Ran had met since transmigrating to the cultivation world who exuded more masculine beauty than he did.
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Because transmigrated Keith Richards already depleted the Other world's cocaine reserves several centuries ago in a Calamity known as The Big Snort, that's why.
Upon finishing her pot of alcohol, Lingzhou Yue eventually became aware of the fact that her new disciple had yet to reply. His lack of reaction ruffled her feathers. - Meriones3yrCommented
Massive gambling debts?
Where the aged pine tree's roots coiled and intertwined on the cliff facing east, a lady in a dark robe sat with her legs crossed in a lotus position, telling a young man standing reverently under the tree after she took a sip of her bamboo wine, "I've cultivated for thousands of years and have been the sect's Sword-Wielding Elder for over 500 years, but I have never taken in a disciple. Do you know why I've picked you out of the blue to be my Direct Disciple?" - Meriones3yrCommentedThis particular group of people was known as Warriors.