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Soryuken4dCommentedSo he issei hyodou ok lame
Sure, that was a scummy move... but then again, he was one. Besides, he wasn't about to lose his virginity just because Tsume was feeling like it when Kai was sure her young body will not be able to handle it. He would rather wait than ruin his own fun.- Soryuken5dCommented
The third hokage is arguably the key lynchpin for all the evils of the naruto world. And his picture stands solely behind the definitions of weak blind and feeble
"It is either Danzo, Koharu, or Homura... or I am thinking too deep into this and it's that hunched humper Onoki..." Hiruzen frowned. He wouldn't have resorted to making such speculations but the evidence and track record of the matter were simply too short to follow any concrete suspect. Not to mention Danzo's behavior had only gotten better after losing the Root as if it was a poison that had corrupted his old friend long ago who was only recovering now. - Soryuken5dCommented
Why the heck would he do that
Minato looked a little out of it with a basket filled with water balloons placed next to him as he groaned, "It's the Ichibi... wait, you do know about Jinchuriki, right? Sensei told me about Kushina..." - Soryuken20dReplied to Daoist_Legion
I can think of twenty three ways the wizards could win and ten of those are viable and not mutually assured destruction but one just to get you thinking is the obliviation and imperious if of key figures and generals/soldiers. Very hard to use weapons if you can’t remember codes or can’t control the finger to press the buttons
Destruction of modern wizarding and muggle worlds . . . no pressure - Soryuken20dCommented
Yeah any girl or woman who talks about sleeping with someone inside of five min is not someone I’d wish to know or have anywhere near my mouth at all possible
"This is a momentous occasion then. Let's make it a bit more interesting for you. Most of us got knocked out when we had our first drink of firewhiskey, right?" There was a collective mumble of agreement from the crowd. "So what I propose is that if our Boy Who Lived here manages to down FIVE shots of firewhiskey on his FIRST time drinking and not pass out, he gets a kiss from Tina. Tina, are you game?" - Soryuken20dCommented
Hello int what he thinking
Quickly deciding that it was time for an upgrade, Harry started distributing his stat points. While grinding would be much easier, Harry wasn't going to have time to grind his stats with all the exams and homework that was heading his way, and stat points were often given as rewards for his academic quests, so he could afford to splurge a little. He put ten in Vit, four in Dex, six in Wis and the remaining five in luck. - Soryuken21dCommented
Something he has never seen
"Magic!" Harry replied with a grin as Vernon turned even purpler. This was way too much fun. "In fact, you can come with me, if you like, and see it for yourself. All you have to do is sacrifice an appendage of your own," Harry suggested, smirking as Vernon turned purple to pale, thinking of the appendage dearest to him. - Soryuken21dReplied to tai_master9903
His birthday is right around the cut off point for admittance for that year hermione explains this in I think the second book as she is a year older than harry and Ron due to her missing the cut off for the previous year
However, in this reality, she took a swig and placed the tumbler back down without an incident and went over to the letter stack to look over the letters. After erasing the bedroom numbers off of the addresses of two muggleborn children, she finally came down to the youngest student of the year. - Soryuken21dCommented
There are like three gamer Percy Jackson ff I have read that have the same dialogue same stat distribution and same quests what is up with this blatant plagiarizing
"You get those as you evolve Harry, but you've got to be careful so that you never use them." - Soryuken22dCommented
Does that mean she losing years of her life or is it like a stamina thing
He slowly ate away at Ginny's life force, but was careful to maintain a limit. Ginny looked like she had a cold these days. - Soryuken24dCommented
She better get her lips and knees ready cuz she fittin the be earning her keep
"One finger, just one finger, defeated such a terrifying giant!!!" Miss Valentine felt weak in the knees; she finally realized that Ron hadn't used his full strength when dealing with her earlier. - Soryuken25dReplied to DeejaeSutherland
Yeah but the artist who drew them still made them look similar
The door of the house was opened, and a girl with short light blue hair appeared in the eyes of everyone. The girl's figure and features were similar to Nami's, but her age was slightly older, with tanned skin, giving off a healthy beauty. - Soryuken25dReplied to TheDudeThatReads
You do realize he is in a world where willpower equals nuke and fruit give you supernatural abilities? Why are you trying to use real world logic
"Absolutely!" Ron smiled and assured them, "Though the genetic disease in your bodies was deeply entrenched, even in your bloodlines, I've removed the disease's source. Your family's genetic ailment will be completely eradicated in the future." - Soryuken26dCommented
He got high blood pressure and possibly diabetes
Nawaki just smiled. His smile was slightly more mature, yet still cute as his dimples deepened in his slightly flushed cheeks. - Soryuken26dCommented
Hey just thought of a problem what if naruto takes a long mission and there are no females. Will he just croak
"Yeah, this weekend sounds great! I'm totally free then," Naruto agreed enthusiastically. Hanging out with the boys was really fun. - Soryuken26dCommented
Wait did he get his arm back
"So this is the new world." Naruto did not waste any time. He did not care about the skills or the things that he gained from the so-called System. At this moment there was only one thought in his mind and that was to confirm if he had really returned to the past. - Soryuken1mthCommented
She got a hair trigger
"Kazuki," Kyoko moaned, her voice barely a whisper. "I'm cumming." - Soryuken1mthCommented
Obviously the value of 400 million is lost on the author because in no way shape or form would casinos allow for such a large amount to be won by a gambler ever
After his successful stint at the fourth casino, Barry decided to call it a night. His winnings had soared from $60,000,000 to an impressive $452,500,000. Content with his earnings, he made his way back home. - Soryuken1mthCommented
It begins
I secretly kept the bottle when no one paid attention to me. - Soryuken1mthCommented
Oh yes when your friends about to be raped you should just stand there and wait for the police cuz that always turns out so well.
The officer didn't seem very convinced at first, but when Najimi used Komi-San to deal with the police officer he quickly fell into the [Komi Effect], from then on everything was easier, we left with only a slight He scolded us not to expose ourselves to so much danger and that it was always better for us to call the police directly instead of playing heroes.