Gatzsuga

lad become a gynaecologist in his down time

I believe he's just said "kind boy" to calm the troops. As one does.

what kind of fire would I spark if I were to ask the question... "What's SAO?"

That's because Rogues do it from behind.

that straight up sounds like a 'shart'

im surprised no one made the "yeah I bet you want a bit of meat noodle, you cheeky boy" or some such phallic reference.