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Your_FBI_Agent1mthCommentedThat scallywag sure be called by fool's name
"My name is Tippex Towson, and my friend here is called Dexter Twiddleton, and we hail from the nearest town east of here."- Your_FBI_Agent1mthCommented(G41 my raifu.)
- Your_FBI_Agent2mthReplied to Mr_9lawat
- Your_FBI_Agent3mthReplied to Kaizara_kaida
I can neither confirm nor deny
"It's those damn capitalists' fault for exploiting me. I could have avoided this. It's their overwork that caused my chest pain. Those capitalists... It would be too good for them to hang from lampposts. If I ever get the chance, I'd personally take a knife and slay those vampires..." - Your_FBI_Agent3mthCommentedRandom pick.
- Your_FBI_Agent4mthCommentedAbility Description: [All creatures see glimpses of their mortality when gazing upon you royal visage.]
- Your_FBI_Agent4mthCommented
Bro landed in the Sisyphus simulator
The force from the strike threw my body forward resulting in me falling on the hard rocky ground. Before I knew it, the creatures had already ganged up on me. Tens of sharp claws and teeth rip into my defenseless body as pian clouded my mind and reasoning. Even when struggling with all my might enhanced by adrenaline, I wasn't strong enough to shake off the soulless creatures. As I was struggling, one of the creatures held onto my left arm with more grip strength than one would attribute to such a creature and pulled at it. - Your_FBI_Agent4mthReplied to The_rickrolled_one
Nu-uh
And the notably high-profile but uneventful Mordekaiser. - Your_FBI_Agent5mthCommented"Now that we have competed in strength, it's time to understand why lions are the apex predator!" Asafa said while instantly using his claws to cut the chest of the gorilla.
- Your_FBI_Agent5mthCommented
Don't forget Shacos deep lore.
And the notably high-profile but uneventful Mordekaiser. - Your_FBI_Agent5mthCommented
Good to know
"Rules are meant to be broken, child." - Your_FBI_Agent5mthCommented
Bro could be an attorney 💀
"Zoran, huh." Vander gave a smile and nodded. "He indeed is a persuasive talker. You share this trait with him. Both of you are people who can argue without reason but still be righteous about it." - Your_FBI_Agent5mthCommentedConnor shook his head in exasperation. "Your 'partial solution' can theoretically reduce stage 4 cancer to 3 in the simulations we've done in Oscorp. You're telling me you have a foolproof method to get rid of cancer? So soon?"
- Your_FBI_Agent6mthCommented[GeniusBillionairePlayboy]: Damn, she's a high schooler, isn't she? What did she eat to have a pair like that? And it's not just her, is it something in the water in this world? (Emote of incredulous Iron Man).
- Your_FBI_Agent6mthCommented
Detroit moment
Though despite the array of towering buildings, the city felt enclosed and almost claustrophobic. The streets were narrow and winding, with buildings jutting out at all angles. Smoke from factories and exhaust fumes from the various cars added to an eerie atmosphere of pollution and decay. - Your_FBI_Agent6mthCommented
If you keep her in the Harem, your search history will be leaked.
You got an hour. - Your_FBI_Agent7mthCommented1. Name: Hayato Kenshin. {Please forgive me, I still don't know how to insert images🤧So if you guys have cool Mc images please insert for me}. His mom is American, making him a half breed, but unfortunately he's orphaned.
- Your_FBI_Agent7mthCommented'Isn't her 18th birthday tomorrow? Then.....' Inside Jin's mind, he saw himself being escorted by the FBI as they pushed him inside their car seat.
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- Your_FBI_Agent7mthReplied to Goca
How many times did God lie in the Bible?God lying in the bible:1 Kings 22:23Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee.2 Chronicles 18:22Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil against thee.Jeremiah 4:10Then said I, Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people and Jerusalem, saying, Ye shall have peace; whereas the sword reacheth unto the soul.Jeremiah 20:7O LORD, thou hast deceived me, and I was deceived: thou art stronger than I, and hast prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocketh me.Ezekiel 14:9And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.2 Thessalonians 2:11And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie
"He's an angel that I sent on a mission, you see. That is to prevent a great war happening. His job is too heavy for him and I can't bear to see him fight alone." God lied through his teeth without changing expressions.