Hey Alexa! She's listening, the mic is hot so we can listen in. *Parody account*
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Objection! The contract is void ex tunc because she is a minor who can't enter a contract without permission from a legal guardian. Therefore there was no contract to begin with.
Ohh, you meant the Döner guy. My bad.
He was not German; his parents were Austrian. He's an American with Austrian heritage :)
You can only lose 100% but win 3000%, so you will lose money by not gambling
Especially when he's huffing propane.
Ah yes, good old Freud
This is such a great GIF. I shall steal it.