sesiranamiabah

me: ha you missed your skin looks a little pale and dry as a brittle it hurts my eyes and scally... introducing potter Korean skin care gives you smooth and lush skin enough to make witches jealous ask customer satisfaction guaranteed you can ask luscious Malfoy our loyal customer his skin care routine, the results absolutely fabulous skin enough to get Hollywood Stars green with envy. Potter Korean skin care.... because you're worth it.😁🤭🤣🤣🤣

the theory was that he must have because jk did not explain how the durselys got their money to splurge on 36 presents and the expensive lifestyle they had.

Voldemort emerging from the couldron bald.... me: Looks like you have a hair situation introducing potter magic hair cream if you got a hair problems no worries potter family hair cream would solve that in a flash customer satisfaction guaranteed if you don't believe me ask Lockhart once bald he was unhappy but with potter magic hair cream his dream came true even winning witch weekly charming smile award five times... potter family hair cream because your worth it...😂😂😂

that was my first red flag when reading the book why the hell did old Dumbledore have access to Harry's inheritance?

i rebuke you in the name of Jesus !!!