this opening was hilarious! I totally get it though! Dang mouse has REALLY strong lawyers

This book has an odd tendency to split to several other characters that, as far as I can tell, have no connection to the Mc. It also bounces back to day 0 over and over for them . not sure it adds anything to the story overall...

The editing after the free trial drops markedly, to the point it's unreadable

Long live the Golden Brick!

HOW IS HE SHOWING HER A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITHOUT A MAGIC CARPET! SHENANIGANS !

This is what happens when someone decides they don't want to write about a blacksmith after choosing the title. The end result is a story i have no intention of going further in

Sis: she's gotta be there for a little brown chicken brown cow...😘 Jo: ... only if it's chicken and burgers for dinner...

so sad when a lover's quarrel leads to heartbreak

lol totally forgot about the family stuck in the reception room...

He's going to start collecting women from every race isn't he. Like harem Pokémon... Gangster Skelly is his Pikachu!

MC: These crystals come from dying gods? And there is a city over there... Gods in city:...collective shiver

Still not as bad as above the bed of energetic newlyweds...

MC: This is such a nice graveyard! Nothing like the other one I went through! God girl: Umm... nobody is dead.... MC:... yet

The mighty dragon woof is once again nothing more than a ride. Rivers of tears for that good boi...

Dollar dollar bill yall Dollar dollar bill yall...

I don't know... pretty nice clothes! lol

Gangster Skelly strikes again!

Sis: Look what i got on my trip! mc: Nice! BTW I made enough cash to buy the entire block the store is on, got a lamp that helps cultivation, and then played around a bit. And a tree! Sis: A tree? what are you growing, lemons? Mc: Spirit berries we can sell for a billion a pop! sis: ... mom:... mom: ... so are you gonna eat or not? mc:... sis:... both: yes please

Gangster skelly rides whatever and whoever he wants. Dragon woof? Riding it. Not so sneaky snek? Riding it. Literal flaming dragon? Rode 2. MC? About to be ridden! ALL HAIL GANGSTER SKELLY!

A tail no one can forget!