loskro

Yeah I know, that's the joke.

All accurate except the pincers. Those are actual legit crab claws.

Can someone explain how the hell this works? No starting amount of points was mentioned so I assumed it was the downsides giving him points but the math ain't mathing. Also we don't see any of the options or why these ones were picked. I get not wanting to bog down a story with a huge amount of details all the time but context is SUPER important at the start like this, especially for people with no clue what premise you are drawing from. I'm so lost.

So what remains exactly?

So all of the above then.

It would hurt but that's about it.

It's the liver of a duck that has been intentionally over fattened to an unhealthy degree.