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A Boy's Pee

It wasn't that there was another group of low-class people who were so fierce that they dared to challenge the invulnerable zombies.

Even if there were still people waiting for an opportunity nearby, they would immediately run away when the zombies appeared.

This group of real warriors were the wolves that were feeding outside the ravine!

The Wolf King let out a long howl and actually led the pack of wolves to surround and attack the two zombies.

This was a heaven-sent opportunity! Chen Ren smiled and sat back down.

He leaned against the tree trunk and smacked his lips twice. He was a little impressed.

The wolves outside the Great Wall were ferocious. Their territorial awareness was so strong that even zombies did not give them face.

Although the zombie's body was as hard as steel, its slow speed was its Achilles 'heel. The pack of wolves rolled around a few times and fought back and forth.

The wolf pack's way of fighting was to exhaust themselves. This time, they did not make much progress. Their opponent was a master without physical strength.

Zombies were not afraid of prolonged battles.

Chen Ren observed for half an incense stick's time and found that there was a wild wolf that was a size smaller than the wolf king. It was probably injured. As it moved, it was slower than the other wild wolves.

If he had been surrounded, he would have used the wolf as a breakthrough point and might have been able to kill his way out.

The two zombies were teased by the wolves and finally lost their patience. They opened their mouths and spat out a green-black corpse aura.

The wolves relied on their agility to move aside.

The wild wolf that Chen Ren saw as a weakness was not so fast. If it moved a little slower, it would have been hit by the corpse qi.

At this moment, the Wolf King pounced and knocked away the wild wolf, using its huge body to block all the corpse qi.

This corpse aura was indeed powerful. The Wolf King rolled on the ground a few times, stood up, and let out a long howl. Chen Ren could even see that the saliva at the corner of his mouth had turned black blood.

The wolf king seemed to know that it did not have long to live. It changed its leisurely fighting style and pounced on the zombie, which was the main culprit, and threw it to the ground.

He fearlessly fought with this zombie and started the most primitive bite.

The pack of wolves saw that the Wolf King was going all out, and they also pounced on him.

This pounce was a waste of the Wolf King's sacrifice.

Watching the wolves fall one by one, Chen Ren remained motionless. It was obviously impossible to expect him to have any pity.

He only took the time to praise the wolf pack in his heart for their selflessness.

However, if Chen Ren were to be so selfless, he would definitely not do it.

Chen Ren almost laughed out loud after he finished sighing like a sage. Two rows of white teeth peeked out from the black mud.

The result of the wolf pack's desperate battle was that a zombie had almost been bitten into a skeleton. It was lying on the ground and releasing its corpse aura. It looked like it had been physically ferried.

The other zombie was not in a good state either. Its two greenish-black thighs were already bony and meaty, and half of its old bark-like neck had been bitten off.

The wolf pack was completely annihilated.

After seeing that the remaining zombie was not jumping as nimbly, Chen Ren moved.

One zombie tooth was worth ten taels of silver. Adding on the eight pieces of living corpse skin and the stock of the three dead groups of servants, a conservative estimate would be fifty taels of silver.

When he returned to the city, he would be able to fill the old man to death with a scallion meat patty that cost five copper coins.

Although he would be able to get two after the zombie left, if he killed this seriously injured zombie, he would get four!

The extra twenty taels were worth Chen Ren's effort.

He didn't even dare to fight when he was seriously injured, so why did he set up this trap? It was better to return to the city and find a rich family to marry while his body was still strong.

Still walking with frivolous steps, Chen Ren slowly approached the zombie. When he was three meters away from the zombie, he suddenly stopped and neatly took off his pants to aim at the chopper.

Unlike zombies who relied on their hearing, zombies relied more on their sense of smell.

Fortunately, the zombies in this world were not as perverted as those in the movies. They could tell the location of a living person just by smelling the yang qi.

The zombie in front of him seemed to have limited patience. It did not care about the wolf corpses lying on the ground. Instead, it pounced on the corpse with the heaviest smell of blood, which was stuck in the ironwood.

After taking a big gulp, the zombie realized that something was wrong. The blood in its mouth was extremely stinky. It had always loved to eat raw food when it had ever eaten such expired food!

"Hah!"

The zombie raised its head and spat out a mouthful of corpse gas, as if it was venting its dissatisfaction at the sunlight. Chen Ren, who was patiently lying in the mud, was waiting for a flaw.

The black mud shadow flew up, and the long blade that was covered in crystal droplets accurately stabbed into the zombie's mouth. Chen Ren did not have time to see the result of the battle and turned around to run.

After running thirty feet in one breath, he suddenly stopped, lifted a piece of green stone, and turned around to prepare.

It seemed that the boy's urine on the long saber had really taken effect. White smoke was coming out of the zombie's mouth.

The zombie shook its head with all its might, trying to get rid of the chopper in its mouth, but its two long fangs stuck the chopper in the middle.

Even a three-year-old child knew that taking advantage of his illness to take his life.

Chen Ren carried the green stone and walked forward slowly. When he was sure that he could turn around and run away, he stopped and used all his strength to throw the green stone in his hand.

Chen Ren, who had never fought a zombie before, had obviously underestimated the zombie's defense. Although the green stone hit its forehead, the zombie did not even take a step back.

Not only did it not have much effect, but it also tore open the wounds on his shoulder and neck. Chen Ren frowned slightly and his gaze kept sweeping across the zombie's ugly legs.

Just as he was denying all his assumptions, a slender figure rushed over and threw something at him.

"Hold on!"

Chen Ren thought it was a hidden weapon, so he rolled lazily to get out of the way. However, when he saw that it was a red rope that was thrown at him, he rolled back.

A strong force came from the red rope in her hand, and the woman who was running over was like a god who had descended to the mortal world. With a toss and pull of the red rope, the zombie who was still spewing white smoke fell to the ground.

The zombie struggled for a while and was about to straighten up in a very strange posture. The woman pulled the red rope and flicked it. A bolt of lightning exploded on its body, emitting waves of green smoke.

Only then did Chen Ren see that the woman was holding an ink fountain in her hand. Was this girl from the Zhengying faction?

Before Chen Ren could recover from his shock, the woman quickly took out a few one-foot-long steel nails. After a quick movement, the steel nails had already been nailed to the zombie's hands and feet.

The woman only took out a dagger from her bosom after she pinned the zombie down firmly. She raised her head and asked Chen Ren,"Do you have more?" 

After all, Chen Ren had experienced countless life and death situations. He instantly understood what the woman meant. However, he had no choice but to reply awkwardly." No, no more…"

The woman sighed as if she had made a huge decision. Chen Ren's eyes immediately widened.

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