The first-class diviner Tang Sinan of the capital was struck by lightning on a sunny day. He was struck by a half-baked old woman who was over seventy years old in a certain fictional era. F * ck, he became a woman. His house was empty, and he had no food or water. He was even lucky in love. The handsome young man on the bandit mountain next door had lost a bet with someone and wanted to forcefully marry him. What was he going to do?
In the 21st century, in mainland China, the first-class male diviner Tang Sinan of the capital revealed the secrets of heaven and was struck by lightning and transmigrated to an old woman in the virtual era.
At this moment, his entire body was emitting a deathly aura. He grabbed a handful of dried vegetables and desperately chewed them in his mouth. F * ck, man turned woman. After Tang Sinan was shocked, he had an expression that he had no desire to live. However, he didn't want to die. The situation in front of him was a house with four walls, two dilapidated thatched huts, and a warehouse.
Tang Sinan counted on his fingers. This old woman was also called Tang Sinan. She was 70 years old and had no children. Her eight characters were incompatible with her marriage. She had been engaged three times and was broken off. She vowed to be single for the rest of her life. She had a childhood sweetheart in her heart. Was it God's will that he had the same name as her and transmigrated here?
Tang Sinan was angry at the injustice of being struck by lightning. He suddenly stood up and scolded," Damn God, why did you strike me with lightning on a sunny day? Don't you know that there are not many first-class diviners in the world in the 21st century?" There are extremely few people."
At this moment, snowflakes suddenly drifted across the cloudless sky. Tang Sinan counted with his fingers. Serves him right! Standing in a lightning zone and setting up an altar, who else would I strike if not you!"
"It's thunder on a sunny day, and you're blaming me for courting death!" Tang Sinan said angrily.
"I have a reason to strike you. Go and calculate it yourself!"
Tang Sinan: " It's just a secret. Those who should have died didn't die, and those who shouldn't have died were killed by me!"
"I'll strike you, right?"
"Yes!"
"Then why do you have such an indignant expression on your face!"
"I haven't reached the end of my lifespan yet!" Tang Sinan sobbed.
"Yes!" You're dead!"
Tang Sinan was about to speak when a woman's voice came from outside the door.
"Fourth Granny, are you there?"
Tang Sinan was so hungry that his lips were pale. He walked unsteadily. He was full of energy when they quarreled just now. Did the Host starve to death? She shakily went to open the door.
The door of the shabby thatched cottage creaked open, and a haggard middle-aged woman with a worried expression appeared. She was wearing a green robe and holding a bowl of broken rice paste. She looked at Tang Sinan with a sad expression.
Tang Sinan's attention was completely on the bowl. He subconsciously swallowed his saliva and said," Auntie, thank you for coming to deliver the food!"
"Fourth Aunt, why are you calling Yingzi Aunt?" The middle-aged woman forced a smile.
"Is it because of the fever?" Ying Zi asked as she stepped forward to touch Tang Sinan's head.
Tang Sinan subconsciously dodged Yingzi's hand. He's not confused by the fever, he's probably confused by hunger!"
Ying Zi: " Auntie is Ying Zi's only son, Da Bao. He saved my life. Ying Zi is willing to send you some food every day, but you won't let him. You're afraid that you'll burden Ying Zi!"
Tang Sinan subconsciously opened his mouth." It's not easy for you either. You're bullied by your husband's family. Mother-in-law always dislikes you, and your husband doesn't know how to feel pain!" After saying that, Tang Sinan's whole body quivered as he looked around."Damn, this old woman's house has a hall, and below the two immortals Hu and Huang written on it are rows of people from the hall. Just now, was I possessed by a great immortal who was cleaning the hall and guarding the house?"
At this moment, the Great Immortal gave Tang Sinan a blank look.
Tang Sinan looked at this person. He was actually an old Taoist priest who had cultivated his soul for a thousand years!
Tang Sinan: " Damn, old Taoist priest, have you betrayed us? You're helping the witch!"
The old Taoist priest sat at the side and smoked a pipe without saying a word.
"So down-to-earth!" Si Nan was stunned.
Ying Zi looked at Granny Four, who was looking around in a daze. She then muttered something to herself!
Yingzi held the porridge in her hand and stood at the door. She cried silently for a moment.
"What's going on? Let's talk inside!" Tang Sinan turned to look at Yingzi, who was crying.
"Fourth Aunt, my father is dying!" Ying Zi cried as she wiped her tears.
Ying Zi fell to her knees." I beg you to go and take a look. Is there any hope for my father to survive?"
"No!" An old Taoist priest who had been squatting in the corner of the wall for a thousand years answered.
"Let's go inside and talk about what's going on!" Tang Sinan quickly helped Ying Zi up.
Ying Zi sobbed as she entered the room and handed the bowl of porridge to Granny Four.
Tang Sinan quickly took the bowl of porridge and gulped it down. At this moment, the two of them were sitting behind a dusty and old table.
Soon, Ying Zi stopped crying. She saw that Granny Four was looking at her from head to toe. Her turbid eyes had a glimmer of light." Tell me what happened!"
Ying Zi: " My father was beaten up so badly that he vomited blood. He's bedridden. He doesn't have much time left!"
"Why did your father get into an argument with someone?"
Ying Zi: " The son of the county's Official Wang is arrogant and domineering. My father accidentally bumped into him when he was driving an ox cart. He was slightly injured. He brought five or six servant boys and beat my father up. The officials said that it was a private matter. Official Wang was afraid that someone would die and threw ten taels of silver at my father, so he didn't care!"
Tang Sinan: " This Minister Wang isn't bad. He gave ten taels of silver. In this day and age, some people bully others without giving a single cent!"
"Yes!" So this matter can be considered private, but my father!"
Tang Sinan subconsciously glanced at the thousand-year-old Taoist priest.
" Don't look at me," the old Taoist priest and Tang Sinan communicated through their spiritual sense." Three of his father's ribs were broken and pierced into his heart and lungs. He won't live long!"
"Yingzi, your father's birth characters!" Tang Sinan frowned.
"The 18th of May, the 2nd year of Qingyu!" Ying Zi quickly said.
The Taoist priest in the corner knocked the tobacco pipe in his hand and said,"We have a rule in the hall. We don't count people who are about to die!" Do you still want to be struck by lightning? The soul of another world!"
"I don't want to experience the feeling of being struck by lightning a second time!"
"I think you'll be struck by lightning many times in the future!"
"I can't do anything about it. There's a limit to how long mortals can live!" Tang Sinan sneered at Ying Zi.
After Ying Zi left, crying sadly, the old Taoist priest floated to Tang Si Sinan and said with his holy sense,"Remember to give incense to people in the front hall when you read their fortunes!".
"Understood!" Tang Sinan immediately nodded.