Hello, there my name is ZV, and I am a zombie. you heard that right. I was not always a zombie, but things change. 

it is funny how life works. I am currently working to evolve. my goal is to become a zombie overlord. yeah that is right.

the funny part is that i have a system this will be fun. who will be able to stop me? the answer is no one.

" Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
..."
A Teenage kid 15 - 16 years old with a lean athletic body, olive brown skin, clear green eyes and lose black hair wearing a blue floral shirt with bright red roses, a pure white shorts, a Hawaiian straw hat and beach flip flop was singing his Hakuna Matata from Lion King.
If it happened in a normal situation it would been just a teenage kid enjoying his vacation in Hawaii but
The thing was he was singing and dancing around with a luminous Spirit Spear inside Dark Spirit Strom which was now covering over 100 m radius strengthened by Death Ether in the surrounding which this all was taking place in the land of the dead with Countless Zombies all around him. All trying to get a piece of him.
The spear was dancing with him with each step stabbing a Zombie Wild Cat reaping the unfortunate Zombies of their life.
[ Killed Zombie Wild Cat : 49,700 CE ]
[ Killed Zombie Wild Cat : 52,100 CE  ]
[ Killed Guardian Zombie Wild Cat : 71,600 CE ]
[ Killed Royal Zombie Wild Cat : 98,000 CE ]
...
Few Minutes ago.
Vihaan : So many precious stats...
Vihaan : All of you precious Stats Come to daddy...
Vihaan started his next assault on a Guardian Zombie Wild Cat but he was not as lucky as before. The Cat could feel it was in danger, this cat had more sentiment than the earlier Zombie Wild Cat. It struggled vigorously. Vihaan tried to follow the same method. Pin it down with weight then rip of its head make a meal out of it.
But he was smacked hard in his face.
BANNG
It was a strong hit. He was thrown a few meters away. The Chains also loosened. It was only beginning other than normal Zombie Wild Cat all the Guardians and Royal Zombie's Wild Cat broke free of the restraint's. He used 12 chains to lock the neck and bring the beast down.
He added a few more while using CE to replenish the EP ( Such Extravagance ) adding 10 more casts Chains of Agony adding more than 50 chains each locking down one beasts.
Now 6 Guardian Zombie Wild Cat and 2 Royal Zombie Wild Cat have broken free. although response time, Mind and Spirit Stats are heavily nerfed insides Dark Spirit Strom. These beasts were too close so they easily locked their sights on Vihaan.
Vihaan woke up with stars floating around his head.
Vihaan : Fuck, That Ugly cat is strong.
He looked around to see 8 Zombies all above Level 365 staring at him like hungry wolf's
Vihaan : Fuck.
He was not going take on all the beast at once. It would be foolish. Atleast not without help.
Vihaan : It's going to cost dearly but investments are needed for Plentiful harvest.
Vihaan : Charge Infinity Severance with 100 K CE and Check out my Shopping cart.
[ Acknowledgments ]
[ Detecting 100 K CE for charging Infinity Severance ]
[ Detecting 400 K CE for Unique Tier Rune Artifacts ]
[ Artifact Dress : Incomplete - Hawaii Set ( Custom Made - Unique Tier )
Increases Spirit and Ether Recover by 500%
Increases Focus and Control
Auto Repairing
Indestructible but attacks still care the force
Set - Hat, Shirt, Short Pants and Flip Flop ]
Vihaan didn't spend the last 3 months in vain. Its true he had the proud Ancient Race but that doesn't mean he would be stubborn not use his advantages. His Lindwyrm gives him physical strength and defense beyond normal means with excellent Mind and Spirit control but its not practical to depend on it forever. He can get accessories for that body but it would look funny so he opted to change into Human Form to use accessories and runes to strength himself. He is basically a glass canon now in this form compared to his Lindwyrm form but this still has its use.
Using CE instead of his own EP and Spirit doesn't leave him vulnerable and the Spear is strengthen beyond his power with extra bit of Ether. Its more like weapon with sentiment than a skill so this is the better way to use it.
Immediately Vihaan's body started shrink rapidly and change shape.
A Heaven defying spear started to form on his side they both acted simultaneously.
The Zombies didn't wait for him to finish his transformation they attacked as soon as they got free. What do you expect from an Undead.
But Vihaan was prepared.
A Hover board like object materialized under his foot. He use Metal and Bone Creation to form a Metal board and used Elemental manipulation to fly in the sky but there something funny happening below. The metal board was connected to the ground by a wire made of soil. It was quite flexible.
He had to be in contact with Earth for his Son of Earth to be active at the same time he needs to be safe when he is vulnerable when he is transforming.
Guess what he did?
Tata...
That's where Perception came in handy.
In his 3 months seclusion he toiled hard to come with tricks like this to keep him alive. he still has many in store for situations like this
But they all need high level of Concentration, Mind and Spirit.
This is the reason the new dress comes with Focus and Concentration. He can maintain all this maximum for few minutes without the help of the dress. He particularly asked system to design this dress for him.
Now it was finally time for him to showoff all his hard work and play.
The Spear was giving of bright white light. It was an odd ball in the dark environment filled with Death. It immediately came alive and started its hunt after all it has to do a lot work.
It should have been his trump card skill but Vihaan was using it as a hire thug 🤣
SWOOSH
Guardian Wild Cat was it first target.
Infinity Severance directly struck the Zombie's soul flame inside head.
The Guardian Zombie who was moving forward trying to attack Vihaan who was 100 m high in amidst of transformation suddenly froze. It was as if it had seen a ghost ( Funny how can an Undead get sacred seeing a ghost ?? ) . Within few seconds it start to twitch and left out loud growls and wails as its mind and spirit was slowly severed and devour by the Infinity Severance.
Vihaan finished his transformation in few seconds.
5.5 ft. tall, very lean and chiseled body with olive brown color, green eyes and jet black hair. Everything looked normal like a well fed and athletic teen except for his little brother. Who was huge towering over 9 inch in length with 3 cm thick.
Vihaan : ha how I miss you my precious.
Vihaan slowly crazed his little brother and his golden egg with great care.
Vihaan : Don't worry my precious, I will find someone to take care of you very soon.
Following after his narcissistic behavior. Vihaan dressed himself with the Rune Artifact which directly Increase his EP and Spirit reserves.
He was greeted with a pleasant notification.
[ Killed Guardian Zombie Wild Cat with first Kill : 73,900 CE x10 = 739,000 ]
Vihaan had a bright smile.
Vihaan : System, Get me that Music function.

Have you ever though how much life can change in moment?

Humans Die For Wealth, Birds Die For Food

Greed, Betrayal, Fear, Love, Schemes, Enemies. Everything has to have a limit. 

What if you are unable to endure them?

Take a Trip into the Life of Vihaan who wanted nothing more than a peaceful life. A Ordinary Human who is now running away things and beings he didn't even know of that exists.

He is a normal human who has no experience in any of the story plot. So he is quite emotional, dramatic, dumb and judgemental. He is totally unfit to be MC untill the end of Volume 1. 

Be sure to read volume 2 atleast few chapters before judging the book.
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The First Volume is very dramatic and emotion intense. The Mc is a dumb fuck in Volume 1. Its pretty chaotic in Volume 1 but Volume 2 is where the story starts. If you don't like to read the first volume. you can skip to Volume 2. You wont miss most of the important info's as they will be covered later...
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The stoic face turned her head and gazed coldly at the snake beauty.
"Is it very funny?"
The snake beauty: …
It was originally super funny, but when seeing your expressionless face, all of a sudden, I freaking don't want to laugh anymore!
At this moment, that level-four zombie was swaying its head. Because its back suffered a heavy injury, it dizzily tottered its body on the spot.
When it turned around and saw Jin Ji lying on the ground, it pounced towards her with a roar.
The whole audience erupted into feverish shouts, and all the neurotic demonic cultivators couldn't sit still. The people in the back even stood on the long benches and brandished their fists to cheer for the zombie.
"Tear her apart, ahahaha!"
"Tear her, tear her!"
"Wow, bravo! Hahahaha!"
"Dinner is about to be served, hahahaha!"
Qiao Mu swept a glance at the crowd of madmen in front of and behind her. Did these people all have a screw loose?
"Little Miss, don't look at us in the same way you would at madmen!" The snake beauty pursed her small mouth to act cute, and she explained daintily, "We aren't madmen. It's only that life is too boring. If we don't seek a bit of pleasure for ourselves, then wouldn't that mean that we wouldn't even have a life goal at all?" 
Qiao Mu scoffed.
You people's life goals are staying underground in decadence and fighting for amusement every day.
Meanwhile, the level-four zombie finally had its wish fulfilled and pounced on Jin Ji's body. It gaped its huge mouth and tore off a piece of flesh from Jin Ji's chin with its sharp fangs.
Jin Ji only had one last chance to use her poisonous thorns today.
However, she knew that she was going to die for sure.
Even if she wasn't dead for the time being, she had already been infected by this level-four zombie. In a few days, she would also become a monster just like him.
Her ten extremely poisonous fingertips were already directed towards that level-four zombie's head.
Even if she had to die, she wanted to avenge herself first.
However, at this moment, her gaze suddenly froze. 
A copper ring strung by a shoddy string suddenly fell out from the pile of rotting flesh on the zombie's neck, dangling in front of Jin Ji's eyes.
Jin Ji widened her eyes in horror and just stared with fixed eyes at the level-four zombie in front of her.
Its face that was streaked with rotten flesh suddenly transformed into the face of a man wearing a simple-minded smile.
"Wife, I bought this copper ring from a street stall, I thought it looked quite nice. The lad next door also bought one for his wife. I also can't let my wife lose out…"
"What our neighbor wears is a low-level defensive ring. A defensive ring, do you understand? You bought me a knockoff."
"Wife, then wait until I'm rich. I'll buy you a defensive ring that's even higher-leveled than the one next door!"
Ahhhhh— Why is it you? Why!
Jin Ji's eyes were flushed with tears, and the poisonous thorns on her fingertips also gradually retracted fully.
She could feel her body presently being gnawed on and devoured by the zombie, yet the suffering her body was going through was already nothing to her. She was mainly suffering from the anguish in her heart that she couldn't speak of at all. 
Her tears spattered drop by drop on the level-four zombie's large head.
The level-four zombie glanced perplexedly at Jin Ji.
Although it had some intelligence, this wasn't enough for it to recognize that the woman before its eyes was once his wife.
This zombie merely continued to tear at its food out of instinct. 
Mhm, she was nothing more than food.
"Husband, is it that you're hungry?" Jin Ji's voice quivered slightly. Because she had lost too much blood, her eyesight had long become fuzzy. 
"Then eat me."


A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. 
In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince!
“Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.”
“Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!”
“Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!”
A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!”
“Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again!
The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” 
A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.”
“Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!”
“Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving!
Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!


Atkinson was immediately knocked out cold and probably in a coma. His whole body fell backwards like that of a cartoon character slipping on a banana peel.

It would've been funny, except it's not funny. His head hit a sharp edge on the hole and bled profusely.

The group was immediately frightened, they saw the shadow of those things. Those things are like cancer cells.

They are basically a clump of zombies mashed together into a large monster zombie.

Surprisingly they were not loud, but rather quiet like a stalker hence their name is the stalker.

Their sizes vary, but the average would be around two meters in height and very large but not fat.

They have large funguses completely covering their head and parts of their torso and legs.

The group faced one when they were stuck in a subway. It crashed when the subway conductor was infected by the spores in the miasma coming from the underground.

Lots of people were clumped together when most of them were infected by the spores.

Luckily, they left with a few other people when the stalker started to charge towards them.

It chased them outside onto the platform before dumbly crashing into a metal pillar. The ceiling crashed onto the stalker and the group escaped successfully.

Back to the highway, Rick started up the truck and drove back where they came from.

No one objected, once the stalker acts up, they were all probably going to be dead rotten meat.

They really left him in the dust. What a cruel world.

Squish Squish

The stalker's hideous face full of fungus stopped an inch before Atkinson's face.

If it was a normal person seeing this, they would've passed out. However, Atkinson already passed out dreaming about zombie sheeps.

A thick cloud of microscopic spores was sprayed onto Atkinson's body shrouding it completely.

Meanwhile, inside his zombie sheep dreams

It was quite pleasant, he was rearing some very fine and obedient sheep. Following his every command with ease.

Some were also quite intelligent and knew how to communicate back to Atkinson, giving him information about how the sheeps were doing.

They were doing just fine, grazing the endless fields of the fleshy earth and multiplying moderately.

Sometimes a sheep would go far away when not commanded and lose its source of food, causing it to lie down and sleep forever.

The corpse would be rotting away while the fungus rested dormant. Waiting for the next meal.

Suddenly after an unknown of time, Atkinson woke up feeling totally refreshed as if he just took a nice hot shower.

Wait.

What is that in front of me!?

Seriously, it hasn't even been a week and there are already boss level zombies?

More importantly.

Why is it just sitting still?

Strange.

Suddenly, a headache washed over his brain. It was painful, but not as painful as hitting his head on a sharp edge.

When he closed his eyes, he could 'see' the zombie in front of him. Not only that, but he could also in a way that would take years to explain, 'see' what the zombie sees.

It felt natural, once again it would literally take years possibly decades to explain how and why this happened.

Lets just say for now, that he was the chosen one.
He tried to 'talk' to the zombie several times. Just then, the stalker moved as Atkinson commanded.

There was a strange feeling inside his heart just then. It was probably excitement and happiness.

For the next hour, he could finally control the stalker with ease like a professional. He ordered it to climb out of the hole with him.

Using his newfound mind-sense, he felt several other normal zombies that were nearby. He tried to communicate and control them.

He succeeded.

Soon he had about 10 normal zombies and a stalker lined up like sheep about to jump over a fence.

Of course, he couldn't control them all at once. He decided to just control the stalker as it was the most useful.

However, when he tried to control more than one zombie at a time, in his mind he could see something that limited his number of control.

To describe it, it wouldn't be possible for a human to even fathom. So using a levelling system as an analogy would be the best way to explain it in detail.

There was an experience bar labeled level 1. And there was an inventory bar below it and a figure of Atkinson with all his belongings.

The inventory bar was grayed out, it was inaccessible for now. Atkinson saw it as an empty void, maybe it's an dimensional pocket mentioned in many novels.

Whatever, I'll figure it out when I become more powerful.

It was a really epic scene, never seen before, a person riding on top of a very large stalker walking off into the sunset.

It was enough to bring someone in tears… of fear of course.

It was really disgusting for Atkinson to ride on some fungus zombie so he wrapped its head with the last towel from his arms.

He didn't think much about his new ability, he already saw others with abilities such as Carl who can discharge high voltage of electricity.

As for Negan, he probably has mind powers only for controlling inanimate objects.

Since they already left, it wasn't necessary to follow them or get revenge on Negan. They will probably meet again.

That's just fate.

Now that he had pretty much an invincible shield, he doesn't feel like he needs to go to some shelter for protection.

Now that the government is probably dead inside, I should make my own shelter and possibly an empire in this new world!

As long as he improves his ability, he will definitely succeed.

Once he reached the city, it looked like a real zombie apocalypse city. There were zombies to be seen every so often.

He didn't know how long time has passed since his coma, but from the condition of the city, it seems to be about a month.

Broken windows, doors, signs, cars, you name it. Nature has also taken roots in the city, there were overgrown weeds and saplings and grass.

There were also some fungus nests in a few buildings.

Truly disgusting.

In reality, it should've taken at least a few years for an empty city to look overgrown by nature. This acceleration was probably because of the strange miasma that can be faintly seen in the air.

Anyways.

Where should I establish my fine base? I think it should be a trading post for now, i can protect myself pretty well so there should be plenty of customers when survivors spread the news.

He walked deeper into the city and chose to settle down in a Bank, named Banknetic. Not the best place in terms of supplies, but great for other reasons.

Besides he can just stay safe inside locked behind strong doors and there are cameras outside and inside the building.

He controlled the stalker zombie to guard the front doors which were metal and secure.

Meanwhile, he took his time to explore the bank thoroughly.

I apologize ON HIATUS. In the abandoned cities and places of the former human civilization, a transformation to a new era begins as a calamity befalls mankind. Atkinson Young is a young man set out to survive and prosper with his unique powers and mind. 

Updates every weekday. (ON HIATUS)


This is the real JITA. Cover is not mine, I edited it from the original, if there is any problems contact me at chensteven2004@gmail.com or discord at TurtleAudience#2101.

Probably because the six zombies were all at a high level and were smart, Lin Qiao made them recall their names or nicknames.
The male zombie with super strength remembered his full name—Xia Ri.
The other zombie remembered his name as well—Ye Qingxian. He even remembered that he was from the North.
One of the remaining two female zombies always had a bland face. Her eyes, nose, and mouth looked average separately, but together, they made an impressive face. Her name was Mo, and she was a possessor of metal power. She was as tall as Nan Jin, about five-feet and eight-inches in height. 
The other one was funny. She was short and fleshy, with a chubby face and a large tail! Her beady eyes always rolled quickly.
As same as Lin Kui, she possessed the animal power. Judging by her tail, she should be a fox.
What was funny was that she didn't remember her name, but remembered that her nickname was Fox.
Lin Qiao was a little speechless about that.
After coming out of her space, she felt that the space in that one building in her space wasn't enough anymore. So, she asked Yuan Tianxing to move two more houses into her space.
"You might as well get an apartment in there!" Yuan Tianxing looked at her and said.
"That's a good idea! Come on, get me a good apartment," Lin Qiao clapped and agreed.
Yuan Tianxing didn't know what to say to her, but looked at her with a frowning smile.
She could deal with big matters neatly, but for the small affairs, she was always carefree. She had never changed. After becoming a zombie, she tended to be even more careless than before.
…
On the other side, Wu Chengyue returned to Sea City Base. Thinking about that zombie emperor, he immediately decided to forcibly upgrade Xiao Licheng, Moli and some of the other level-five base administrators with zombie nuclei or energy nuclei.
A couple of days after that, a tense atmosphere started to spread among the leaders of Hidden Cloud City Base.
"They went missing? How could that be possible? He's with so many people! Have they all gone missing? Not even one made it back?" Fang Xiulin, one of the three base leaders, yelled with a sullen face.
They were waiting for Lu Zhuofeng to return with the drugs. However, it had been a few days, but they hadn't heard anything from Lu Zhuofeng yet.
Fang Xiulin sent his people all the way to Huaxia Base to try and find them. Earlier on, those people brought back the news, saying that Lu Zhuofeng and all his people had left Huaxia Base a few days ago.
However, they didn't even find a trace of Lu Zhuofeng and his people on their way back.
Hundreds of people went missing just like that, including Lu Zhuofeng, who was at level-eight, and Zhou Chenghao, who was at level-seven, along with tens of lower-leveled superpowered people. They had all disappeared.
"Did you find anything from Huaxia Base? He didn't hide away, did he?" Mu Chengfeng, the other base leader, asked with confusion. 
"According to some Huaxia people, they encountered a zombie attack not long after they left. That was a large group of high-leveled zombies. They came fast, and left fast," said Weiming, who was holding the report.
Weiming was from the Northeast. After the apocalypse, he ran to Heilong Base together with his boss, who was like a brother to him. However, his brother was sick all the way. The world was full of zombies, yet that man couldn't help at all. On the contrary, he became a burden to others.
Weiming wouldn't have taken care of him for so many days before he showed him his real face if he didn't have eyes on that man's girlfriend.
Later on, that man's girlfriend found that he didn't attain a superpower, but was having a strange illness, so she turned to Weiming without hesitation. Weiming was thrilled; he instantly made a move and attempted to kill that man.
However, that man's subordinates risked their lives and saved his. At last, he ran away.
About three months after that, that man healed and found him. That man was always more scheming than he was. He also found that that man wasn't afraid of zombies. Zombies ignored him, and he was able to walk in a zombie crowd without any difficulty. Weiming fell into his trap, and all of his subordinates died. At the most critical moment, he pushed out that woman to shield himself from the bullets. That was how he escaped. He was tired of that woman anyway.
After that, he ran into Heilong Base and told everyone in that base about that man's special power. Heilong Base people caught that man to try and figure out the secret of his body.
They studied that man, and soon found that his blood and flesh could help superpowered people to upgrade. For that reason, they cut off that man's flesh slice by slice.
Weiming was relieved, and in fact, he was happy. He ate that man's flesh as well. That man's flesh could only be effective on a person once. It delivered no effect when he ate it the second time.
Around the third year after the apocalypse, a giant zombie crowd suddenly attacked Heilong Base and nearly destroyed it.
The base survived the zombie attack, but that man died. His body disappeared. Weiming thought that he would cut him into pieces.
He then left the Heilong Base. He had been to a few other bases, and at last, he settled down in Hidden Cloud City Base, which was located in the West.
"Zombie attack? Where are their bodies? If there was a zombie attack, we'd at least find some broken limbs, right?" Fang Xiulin said.
If they were attacked by zombies, their bodies would certainly be eaten. But without question, some remains of theirs would be found. But according to the report, not even a hair was found!
"Well…" Weiming fell into silence.
Fang Xiulin was right. If it were a zombie attack, their body couldn't possibly disappear.
He browsed the report again. According to the report, some burn marks and a large molten trace was found in that area. 
Clearly, someone destroyed the bodies and wiped out the traces. Zombies wouldn't do that. It was humans who attacked them.
"I've checked. The leaders from the other bases all returned to their bases through the way they came. None of them went to other places. Only Green Mountain Base disappeared not long after they left Huaxia Base," Weiming read the report again and then said.
"Green Mountain Base?" Fang Xiulin frowned.
"Green Mountain Base is suspicious indeed!" Mu Chengfeng knitted his brows as well.
Green Mountain Base was actually located in Xinjiang.
That was a remote town, and behind the town was a green mountain. At the foot of the mountain was a mental institution. 
Some people also called that kind of place mental hospitals.
That mental institution was the foundation of Green Mountain Base.
At that time, in the inpatient department of Green Mountain Base, a five-feet-tall girl, who had long, curly hair and wore a pair of round glasses, carried a plate of warm food and knocked on a door. 
"Chief, it's mealtime." The girl had a dull face. She looked gentle, and her voice was soft.
She didn't wait for the response from the room. Instead, she repeated her words for a couple of times, then pushed the door open with one hand and walked into the room.
She was extra gentle and careful when she opened the door as if she was worried that she might scare the person in the room. After walking in, she conveniently but silently closed the door from inside. 


Lin Qiao remembers nothing from the past five years since the post-apocalyptic era began. She wakes up only to find herself having become a newborn, superpowered zombie, in a body that used to belong to an evil and notorious woman!

Having kidnapped a girl and raped her father, the previous host met her demise at the very hands of the conspiracies she courted all her life, leaving Lin Qiao no choice but to deal with the consequences while trying to figure out her own past and the fate of her loved ones. 

As for the little girl’s father, can’t he just have a decent fight? He’s a human being, but why is he biting a zombie? She’s the zombie! She’s the one who’s supposed to bite! 

HISTORY 3-Cross Over Snippet
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Zombies
Question: Eh, if your partner becomes a zombie, what will you do? 
Shao Fei: Hah? My Tang Yi become a zombie? Duh, of course he will be the most handsome zombie around. What? He is supposed to be dangerous? What's so dangerous except he is a hot zombie? Look. If he is a zombie, I will damn well be a zombie with him. He ain't escaping me, dead or undead. 
Tang Yi: This is a ridiculous question. But hypothetically, supposedly Shao Fei turns into a zombie, I believe he will continue nagging me. I do not believe I am able to escape the clutches of him, not that I mind very much. Perhaps a zombie Shao Fei is easier to manage. 
Zhao Zhi: My Jack as a zombie? But doesn't that mean he can't cook for me anymore? NO! I don't want him to be a zombie! But if he can cook for me still, I don't mind. Huh, he will be dangerous and want to bite me all the time if he is a zombie? There's no difference. He is biting me every night. I am used to them. 
Jack: First of all, my little cutie Zhao Zhi is too cute to be a zombie, not that I will let him turn into one the first place. He needs to be my little cute, LIVE, babe. But even if he is a zombie, the only thing which wouldn't change is his appetite. I can imagine that would be cute, ok, not too cute since zombies only want raw bloody human meat, that means he wouldn't eat the food I cook. Nope. A live Zhao Zhi is cuter to look at and the better to "eat" too. I don't think I fancy rotten meat. This conversation is getting really weird...
Xi Gu: Hao Ting...as a zombie...*teary eyes* that would mean he is...dead. I don't think I can imagine a life without Hao Ting...so I pray that this doesn't happen. Hao Ting...ummm...If he turns into a zombie, I'll...I'll find a cure...If I can't...I'll join him....Hao Ting...can't leave me. 
Hao Ting: Wah! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! There is NO WAY, my Gu Gu baby will ever turn into those eww zombies, eww, no. I will protect him and make sure he never will turn, EVER. What if? What do you mean what if? Eh, if he turns into a zombie, I will still love him ok? He is mine and mine alone. He is my Gu Gu Bie Bie, I mean, NO, he CAN'T turn! Bye. 
Hao Ting drags Xi Gu away. 
Zhi Gang: Sun Bo, turns into a zombie? I think I'll run. First off, zombies are dead meat walking, I don't appreciate that slobbering all over me but with Sun Bo's personality, I think he can catch me in no time. Wait, you think it's possible to domesticate a zombie? If I could, perhaps I can consider keeping him.
Sun Bo: My Zhi Gang Ge is too sexy to turn into a zombie. Hah? What if he turns into one? Eh, why you insists on turning my Zhi Gang Ge into a zombie?  What is your intention in asking questions like these? Eh, are you trying to be funny and make a pass at my Zhi Gang Ge? Oh, you want to separate me and my Zhi Gang Ge? You want me to answer badly so he will think of me badly? FINE. I tell you, even if he becomes a zombie, I will still love him and he is MINE. He can eat me if he wants and turns me so we can be the hottest zombie couple ever. I see you are getting jealous. 
Zhi Gang: I am sorry my boyfriend is silly. Please don't mind him. 
Zhi Gang apologizes on behalf of his silly jealous boyfriend. 
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The daily life snippets of the boys of HISTORY 3 TV series. The show must go on, even after the original show is completed.

David Khan suspected something was a little off when his curvaceous bro tried to sniff him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly callous zombie, Rachel Humble, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Rachel proved to be peculiar and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with jogging. David soon learnt that Rachel had taken an oath never to peck a human being.
When David's curvaceous bro is injured in a skating accident, David realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Rachel's sharp teeth and evil eyes, David finds himself falling for the zombie. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.
One night, a yeti appears before David and warns him of a darkness within Rachel. The yeti gives David the magic pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a callous zombie.
Will David find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly afraid?
A/N: lol this story idea is funny , but this is fantasy

A book of short stories and story ideas for other peoples who want to write a book

"Let me tell you, that little girl is only 19 years old and only in her first year of college. She is also the wife of an outstanding soldier in our country. If she were to be scared out of her wits, I want to see how you are going to answer to her!"
Hearing this, Jiang Yao understood that this captain Chen should be one of Liang Yueze's men. Captain Chen would not let her be taken away by anyone.
After seeing clearly the position of this group of people, Jiang Yao was relieved.
"Raha, I know him! It's fine if you don't say raha, but when it comes to raha, I'm going to sue him!"Jiang Yao's expression was originally very scared, in an instant, it turned into anger, "I bought the mine in YN, but raha brought more than 20 people, guns, and knives to stop me. He forced me to hand over the contract I just signed to him. He's blatantly robbing me!"
"Did you guys just say that Rahl accused me of carrying the virus? Don't tell me he is laughable enough to tell you what the neurovirus called Zombie No. 1 is?"Jiang Yao's face was full of disdain. "A greedy fool like Rahl really makes me laugh to death!"
"You admit it!"When the people from YN heard the translator mention Zombie No. 1's neurovirus, they were all excited. "Yes, it's this virus!"
Captain Chen never thought that Jiang Yao would casually mention Zombie No. 1.
"What virus? are the people of YN side's government as stupid as idiots like Rahl?"Jiang Yao's tone was full of mockery, "The silver needles that were dipped in anesthetic were called Zombie No. 1 by me, and he actually believed it! I'm just an ordinary college student with a little money, where am I going to get the neurovirus for you? To steal it from the heavens for you?"
After saying that, Jiang Yao laid the suitcase flat on the ground and opened it directly. Then, she took out a set of silver needles and handed it to Captain Chen, "Zombie No. 1 was made up by me to scare raha. I even told him that when the Zombie No. 1 virus enters the human body, it will rapidly destroy the human nervous system. It will also devour red blood cells, turning people into stiff dead people who have been sucked blood by zombies. I said it to scare people, but Raha believed it. I didn't expect that the people of YN government would also believe it. This is so funny. If that virus was really that powerful, would raha still be alive now?"
Captain Chen didn't know much about Zombie No. 1, but he had received orders from his superior to bring people from the YN government to talk to Jiang Yao. He had another mission in private, which was to protect Jiang Yao from being taken away by anyone.
Now, after hearing Jiang Yao tell him everything about Zombie No. 1, he also felt that it was unbelievable. He even felt that the YN government that believed her words was a retard.
"Miss Jiang Yao means that there is no zombie No. 1? Is Rahl lying? However, Rahl and his men can prove that he once fell to the ground without moving,"the YN side people questioned.
"First of all, Rahl is a criminal. He tried to kidnap and rob me with guns and knives. This is an indisputable fact. May I ask, why would you believe the words of a kidnapper and his men, who have no credibility at all? "Are you investigating this matter for your people, or do you really hope to get the so-called Zombie No. 1 from me?"Jiang Yao's doubt was louder than anyone else's.
"I just said that the so-called zombie No. 1 was just a silver needle dipped in anesthetic. When Rahl threatened me to bring the document to him, I took the opportunity to stab the acupuncture point on his palm with the silver needle dipped in anesthetic. This is the reason why he fell unconscious after a few seconds."


“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!”
He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?”
“Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…”
He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.”
Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him!
After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings!
Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life:
First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage.
Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.


In the cold streets of Memphis, Tennessee a horde of corpses stumbles thoughtlessly, bunched up like people in a subway. They march along to incoherent mumbles and groans.

In this horde a seemingly unimportant zombie stops; Lifts his head in a confused manner, and looks back and forth in horror.

After a couple of seconds of the the smell hits him. "Ugh!" the man can't help but express his disgust in noises. 'What the! Where the fuck am i!?' the man thinks to himself; After this a flood of memories come back. 

The zombie was once a normal human like you or me, but after the apocalypse hit, things changed. It was four months ago, he was sitting in class studying. Every now in then he would sneak a look at his crush. Her name was Jessica, she was smart, funny, and most of all, absolutely gorgeous. He knew he stood no chance. He had loved her since the 6th grade; Back then they were close friends, but ever since  puberty hit her like a dumptruck, they drifted.

After all he was short, skinny, and nerdy, he even had glasses; But she was tall, Beautiful, and had an hourglass. Everyday he would tell himself, 'Todays different. Today i will go up to her, and tell her how he feel.' but he never did.o

This day was no different, he told himself as these things once again. "DING!"  the school bell rings, "Alright class dismissed." the teacher Mr. Bennett says. 

The class gets up with excitement, and as everyone has left and our zombie is about to step out, Mr. Bennett says, "Not you Eddie."

A zombie gains consciences; Chaos ensues.

[The Random shop system is bounding to the host.]
 
[Error code GX1OQ in the mainframe of the system.]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 10 gift worth of 100 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 10 gift worth of 1,000 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 10 gift worth of 10,000 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 100,000 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 1,000,000 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 10,000,000 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 100,000,000 prestige each]
 
[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 1,000,000,000 prestige each]
 
[Congratulation to the host for binding to the system.]
 
[Showing status screen]
 
Hostname: Zhu Ling 
 
Combat power: 1 (ordinary human have combat power of 1)
 
Mental power: 2 (ordinary human have combat power of 1)
 
Charm: 1 (ordinary human have combat power of 1)   
 
Luck: 100 (this is due to the host binding to the system)
 
Life Skill: guitar (level 3) Piano (level 3) singing (level 6) cooking (level 4 driving (level 1)
Cultivation realm: none
Money: 2000 dollars 
Prestige: 0 
Current world: big blue star 
 
My name is Zhu Ling and I am not from this planet. The planet that I come from is called the zombie planet. The reason this planet names like this is because 99% of the planet is full of zombies. The other 1% are human beings. 
 
When I was on that planet my ranking was that of a general 4-star zombie. This meant that I was close to becoming a king zombie. I was the strongest of the zombie in that world. 
 
The reason why am on this planet now was that I was betrayed by my closest friend. He was a general 3 stars. This meant that if he ate my brain he would evolve to a general 4-star zombie or even a king zombie. After I was betrayed by him, the system brought me to this planet. You can say that I was reborn on this planet thanks to the system. 
 
I am a human now. I am not longer a zombie which is a good thing. The only issue is that I am extremely weak and poor on this planet known as a Big Blue Star. The reason why I say I am weak if because there are people that cultivate on this planet. 
 
My combat power is that of just 1. This means that I can be easily be killed by someone with higher combat power than me. The good this is that since I used to fight a lot when I was on the zombie planet I can defend myself with ease. 
I am not sure what the gift pack that the system is talking do but it seems like they are good things. I hope that with these packs I can become stronger to protect myself.
 
The former owner of this body died because he offends someone he should have not offended. The funny part was that this person only had a combat power of 3. You can say he was almost a cultivator. When a person reached 5 combat power, they step into the realm known as gas refining level 1. This realm is divided into 10 levels. Every realm increases the combat power of someone by 10 combat power.
 
This means that when someone breakthrough the second level of gas refining they have a combat power of 15.this means that when someone becomes 10th level of gas refining they already have a combat power of 105. After that, the realm that follows is the foundation realm this realm increases the combat power by 20. This realm also has 10 levels as well.

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 10 gift worth of 100 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 10 gift worth of 1,000 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 10 gift worth of 10,000 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 100,000 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 1,000,000 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 10,000,000 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 100,000,000 prestige each]

[Due to error code GX1OQ the host will receive 5 gift worth of 1,000,000,000 prestige each]

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