This is just a random poem expressing my feelings for now. I just felt like I needed to write again.

Note: Not for backstabbing people or lovers.

Super heroes who are quite shy to reveal themselves in public.

Note: fictional, please read without comparison with your lover or ex or beloved or someone you think you know more than him or her because after all it is a mere subject of the contest.

Please read with open mind. Trying to be the lost descendant of Shakespeare when English just a language to speak to convey our feelings not a barrier with subtle rules.

The mother in question was not feeling well during their vacation on her private island. Her stomach had been cramped since morning and her husband panicked because the mother was pregnant, and he was afraid that something was happening with his wife's pregnancy. Fortunately, he himself was a doctor and could easily check her condition.
"Pfew... it's nothing, just regular cramps," he muttered in a relieved voice. "When you were pregnant with Aleksis, did you experience cramps or other complaints?"
Finland shook her head. "Not at all. Aleksis was a very good child while she was still in the womb, I was not bothered at all, not too nauseous, and I didn't even crave for anything. Everything was fine..."
"Oh... yes, your pregnancy is now 10 weeks in, yet you still don't crave for anything?" Caspar asked again, amazed.
Caspar was actually looking forward to all the hassles of being a father-to-be. He would do anything to make up for the lost time when he was absent from the days when Finland was pregnant with his first child.
But until now Finland, still had not shown any signs of cravings or even nausea and vomiting. Everything felt fine, except for the cramps she experienced this morning,
"How strange, why don't you vomit or crave?" Caspar asked, almost complaining.
"Would you rather I suffer with nausea, vomiting, and cravings?" Finland pouted to hear her husband's ridiculous complaint. Caspar could only scratch his head even though it was not itchy.
He should feel lucky because his wife had an easy pregnancy, but for some reason, probably because he was not around during her first pregnancy, he became curious and wanted to feel the hassles during this second pregnancy.
"I want you to be fine..." Caspar said, smiling, "Don't ever feel worried or reluctant to bother me. I will fulfill whatever you want. Whatever."
"Hmmm..." Finland seemed to think about what she could ask Caspar to do. "I want a massage. My legs are getting a bit sore..."
Caspar smiled broadly and nodded. He went into the room and took the fragrant shea butter cream, then lifted his wife's legs onto his lap and began massaging them one by one with full dedication.
"You've changed..." he said casually, "In the past, all you could think about was how to get more money... Now, you never mention money again... hahaha. Do you still remember our bet about whether or not I could look and act poor? You bet my one month's income..."
Finland covered her mouth with the back of her hand while laughing out loud at Caspar's words.
Gosh... of course she still remembered that ridiculous bet. Thinking about it made her feel a little embarrassed. She used to be very calculating and only thought about how to get money. Really, so many things changed in three years.
"Hey... I was just a poor employee back then..." she protested.
"Yeah, that's why I have prepared myself in case your pregnancy makes you crave weird things related to money... hahaha..." Caspar said jokingly. "I have prepared a money pool fit for Scrooge McDuck in Germany if you suddenly want to swim in a pool of money like him..."
"Gosh, Caspar! You think of me as a female version of Scrooge McDuck?!" Finland hit Caspar's shoulder with exasperation. But a moment later, she could not help laughing. She imagined Uncle Scrooge McDuck bathing in money and jumping into his pool of money for relaxation... Gosh, how funny it would be if Caspar really set up a pool of money like Uncle Scrooge's for her. "Eh... you're just joking, right!? You didn't really make me a money pool?"
The smile on Caspar's face disappeared and he quickly shook his head.
"Oh, thank God... I thought you were serious." Finland said with a chuckle, "Otherwise, how could I face all the people in Germany. Your staff would think that I am a materialist or something."
"Hehe..." Caspar continued to massage Finland's legs with affection until slowly the girl fell asleep. Her stomach cramp had disappeared.
When he saw his wife asleep, Caspar hurriedly took his cellphone and typed a message to Kara.
[Destroy the money pool. Don't let Madam find out.].
.
*Scrooge McDuck is a fictional character created in 1947 by Carl Bark for The Walt Disney Company. Scrooge is Donald Duck's uncle, he is an elderly Scottish anthropomorphic Pekin duck with a yellow-orange bill, legs, and feet. He typically wears a red or blue frock coat, top hat, pince-nez glasses, and spats. He loves money and often shown jumping into his money pool for relaxation


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Volume 1: CASPAR THE ALCHEMIST
The Alchemist clan leader was a 438-year-old womanizer who was never in love, until one day he met the only woman who was not impressed by his good looks and massive wealth. 

Fueled by rejection, he decided that he must have this woman no matter what. And for once in his life, he had to woo a woman. It was no easy feat because this woman only cared about working hard and making money.

Volume 2
HE WAS THE MAN WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
What happened when an immortal didn't know that he was an immortal? He was born during WWII and after his 40th birthday, he realized that he still looked like he was in his twenties. Then, 60th, 80th, and 90th birthday came and he still looked like in his twenties...? 
So he thought, maybe... maybe he was a freak, a victim of some crazy human experimentation during Hitler time...
He was a broken man who grew up hating humans. All he wanted to do was rule the world and decide who got to live.

SHE WAS THE PRECIOUS DAUGHTER OF THE IMMORTAL ALCHEMIST CLAN LEADER.
She was always in danger. Twice she was saved by a handsome young man with a scary dragon tattoo on his right chest. Years after the second rescue, she swore to find the man and make him marry her even though he was just a regular human! 
(Ssshh.... she didn't know he was not a regular human)

What will happen when two immortals met and fell in love, each thinking that the other was a regular human? When one wanted to rule the world and destroy humankind, while the other was taught to be kind?

THIS BOOK HAS 4 DIFFERENT STORIES. They are connected, but you can read them as standalone.

1. Caspar The Alchemist (chapter 1-252)
2. Aleksis & Prince Siegfried (chapter 253-579)
3. Secret Identity (chapter 580-856)
4. Side stories (chapter 857 - present)

Volume 1 has fluffy romance, Volume 2 has action/adventure, Volume 3 has comedy

READ MY OTHER BOOKS:
- The Cursed Prince - ONGOING
- The Cursed King - ONGOING
- Finding Stardust - COMPLETED
- The Prince Who Cannot Fall In Love - COMPLETED
- Till Death Do Us Part - COMPLETED

I DON'T DO SLOW BURNS. My stories NEVER have rape or overbearing/scummy male leads, so rest assured you won't find them here. They're all doting husbands who would either give you dog food every day.. or diabetes for being too sweet.

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"What's wrong with it? There're true feelings and love everywhere in this world. It's fine as long as you love each other," Xiao Xiao turned the pages of the comic book with gleaming eyes and asked, "But the situation at the moment is that your dad doesn't like you. Don't you worry, you can't imagine how big the army behind you is."
"Army? What army?" Bai Wu asked puzzledly. 'Could it be that there are other followers of mine in this world?' He thought.
"Uhm… Forget about it. You just have to know that your master is amazing," Xiao Xiao waved her hand impatiently because Bai Wu was bombarding her with questions when she was at the climax of the comic.
"Hmm… What are you reading?" Bai Wu nodded his head after giving a thought. He was quite interested when he saw Xiao Xiao looking at colorful pictures.
"Oh, this? Comics. Do you want to see it? You can use it as a reference and put it to practice in the future," Xiao Xiao took one of the BL comic books[1] and passed it to Bai Wu.
Bai Wu immediately shut the book closed after turning to the first page. He glared Xiao Xiao with a flushed face and asked, "You… How can you look at these things?"
"What? You don't want it? Then return to me." Xiao Xiao did not anticipate Bai Wu's reaction and reached out to take it back.
Bai Wu hid the book behind his back with a reddened face and said softly with his head lowered, "I want!"
"If you have any queries, just search it online. They have very detailed explanations."
"Uhm," Bai Wu answered softly, where his ears were so red that as if it was gonna bleed.
"He he! Don't need to be so shy okay? If you're this shy, how will you make me feel, as a girl? Don't you think I need face too?" Xiao Xiao reacted as if she was going to snatch the comic book away. Bai Wu quickly protected it by hugging it between his arms.
"You said that it's for me!" Bai Wu said loudly with a reddened face.
"I can give you this, but you'll need to send a photo of you two after you succeed, deal?" Xiao Xiao used this opportunity to get welfare for the fellow comrades who contributed the ideas and suggestions.
"What photo?" Bai Wu asked.
"How about something like the one you saw on the first page just now?"
"No!" Bai Wu rejected sternly!
"Such a scrooge. What about just a photo of you guys holding hands, surely this can be done?" Xiao Xiao curled her lips and said miserably.
"What are you guys doing!" Xu Lan stood at the door and stared at both of them with a blackened face. He was standing there since Xiao Xiao reached out to snatch the thing behind Bai Wu's back. Bai Wu did not notice him even after such a long time!
Xu Lan was suppressing his anger, but he did not even know why he was angry.
"Papa!" Bai Wu tossed the comic book to Xiao Xiao as if it was a hot potato and ran towards Xu Lan's arms joyously, "Papa, you're back."
Xu Lan looked at Bai Wu coldly while he hugged him coquettishly. He remained silent with a long face, as he recalled that Bai Wu threw something towards Xiao Xiao just now.
"My father will be back at night, you don't have to cook dinner for me, Bai Wu," Xiao Xiao pretended to say pitifully, ignoring Xu Lan's surprised expression.
"Okay. Papa, let's go home. I cooked mung bean porridge today, cause Xiao Xiao mentioned that Papa's quite heaty, this can cool you down," Bai Wu said pamperingly while he reached out to hold Xu Lan's hand.
"Walk by yourself! You're a grown person!" Who knew that Xu Lan immediately flung his hand away and strutted his way upstairs.
"Why don't you go to the cafe anymore? You were hanging out with Xiao Xiao from downstairs throughout the day?" Xu Lan could not suppress his anger. He deliberately inquired about him from the surrounding neighbors that were managing the place when he came home.
[1] BL - "Boys love", also termed as yaoi, involving manga or anime that contains gay relationships.


A young boy named Bai Wu was saved and adopted by a thirty-something police sergeant named Xu Lan. It was love at first sight for Bai Wu, and once he started getting older, his heart yearned for a taste of the forbidden fruit - the romantic love of his adoptive father. The question is, will Xu Lan ever reciprocate? With deranged serial killers, parallel dimensions, time warps, dragons, and a bit of ancient black magic, Bai Wu and Xu Lan are caught in a series of crazy adventures while discovering what they truly mean to each other. This is a story of lust and madness!

The experience of having involved in a dead or alive situation, twice, had forged Chris's mind to stay vigilant all the time. He was worried that another incident would befall them at any moment. If his family was involved, he had to make sure that the threat wouldn't reach them.

As he ran inside, he found out that the roller coaster's cars were derailed. Killing all of the passengers riding on it and unfortunate bystanders on the ground. Although it was still pretty nasty and people would judge him if they knew what he was thinking about, he still breathed a sigh of relief because it was just an accident. 

He met with the group of teenagers who were supposed to be on the rides a few minutes ago in front of the entrance and asked them about what exactly was happening. However, no one knew except one particular girl. The staff also said that there must be a malfunction on the rides itself and it was just a simple accident without the involvement of a third party.

The owner of the Park must have been fainted by now because no matter what answer they provide to appease the public, the Park would be closed until gods know when. And also they will be waiting for charges to be filed.

Now, Chris's view was focused on the girl, who was still sobbing at the corner. Thinking that she might have a prophetic ability, Chris approach her and asked what was making her get out of the roller-coaster's car.

Meanwhile, Claire and I were both sitting in the car. She sat on the driver seat, just in case we need to move out, and I was on the backseat, with the window open, talking with Regina.

"Regina, do you know anything about the sound earlier?" I asked, whispering. Claire was still watching the entrance, waiting for Chris. People were still trying to get out, worried about another accident falling on them.

[Not so much, Sir. There must be an accident involving one of the Park's rides. From the direction of the sound, it must be the roller coaster, since the other dangerous rides were placed far from each other.] answered Regina.

"You said you know about my memories, right?"

[Yes, Sir. Partially.]

"Then you must know that this accident was part of a movie in my previous life."

Regina paused a bit before answering. She might have been pondering about it for a while.

[Do you mean Final Destination?]

"Yes, the third movie. Do you know how to survive it if you were one of the victims? There must be a way, right?" The reason I asked this question was because of how the rules would affect my action in the future. And what if I would be one of the victims of the scenario. It must be noted, that none had survived in the movie.

[A victim was not a proper word, Sir. Since those involved were scheduled to die.] answered Regina, opposing my conjecture.

"Anyway, you got my point."

[There's no other way except looking for the most painless way to die. Death could be cheated, but never to be evaded, Sir. The only thing you could do was delaying the inevitable.] said Regina. It was what I expected, but hearing the answer directly from her made me feel hopeless.

"But, on the 5th movie, there were two survivors that could escape them, although they got pulled into another shitty situation."

[Word, Sir.] Protested Regina. I could even hear her pitch getting higher by the end of the word.

"Hey... I've been saying things a lot earlier, why now?" argued me, trying to defend myself.

[Earlier, we were still in a war. Thus, it was acceptable.]

"Okay, sorry... Jeez... Anyway, got any idea about that?" I raised both of my hands. Arguing with her wouldn't end in my favor no matter what I said. Is it just me? I think that she was getting more expressive the more I talk to her. She seemed to just sigh and continued. 

[On the fifth movie the main character didn't pay attention, and so did you.]

"Hey...What was that supposed to mean!" I accidentally raised my voice, causing Claire to hear my protest. 

Ahe turned her body and asked, "Is there anything wrong, Edward?"

"Nothing, aunt Claire. Just wondering why pizza was named pizza... haha..." answered me, while laughing awkwardly. Then I thought about my impromptu answer. 'Huh? Why they named it pizza?'

As I continued thinking, Claire walked out of the car while warning me. "Okay, your uncle is taking too long. I'll go and check him, but you have stayed in the car. Don't talk to any strangers and keep the window close. I'll be back in a minute."

"Okay, aunt Claire. Be careful." I watched her getting further and enter the Park. I moved my attention toward Regina again.

"Okay, continue."

[Just like I said, in the fifth movie, the last two protagonists were supposed to live. They survived the initial accident, the falling bridge. However, as they were basking on their newly won life, they never stop to review the vision in greater detail. If they did, then they would have found out that Death never targeted them in the first place.]

"Then why did Death killed them in the airplane accident?"

[The obvious reason would be because that was their schedule to die.]

"So, in conclusion, you are fucked, no matter what." I knitted my brow and held my forehead.

[Word... but yes. At least, that was what the movie depicted as the rules.]

This would change many things. The main reason that I asked it was because of one possibility. What if, in the future, I had to save someone and tried to change their fate, only to find out that they were dead in a later time. Then my action would be futile. What if I saved a lot of people in Raccoon City. Would all of them suddenly die, one by one?

"Wait a minute, this is not the movie. This is a whole another universe."

[Again, Sir. It's not your responsibility to save those teenagers.] Regina was assuming that I was trying hard to find out a way to help the characters from Final Destination.

"It's not it! This world is a combination of several other worlds. I have to know the main rules first. Each world has a different set of rules to follow. Carving the identity of the world and determining which world to be the main world, and which were the integrated world. Having this knowledge would answer my dilemma about my future action and might help me on different occasions. Even predicting the course of an event that didn't happen in the main storyline."

As I keep pondering, I continued, "What if... What if my action in saving people that were destined to die would turn in vain, ending with them dying at a later time. Connect me to Dante!"

I was growing excited by the possibilities. But I need help with this, as I don't have even a glimpse of power to do anything yet. There's only one person in this world that has the power to help me. The one who would also be interested in them. The Ancient One.

[Alright, then. First, get out of the car and go to the nearby payphone.] said, Regina. She changed her perspective on this event, as she also realized how important it was.

To contact Dante was simple. All I need was a phone or any communication tool, and the system would connect me to him through the closest one to him. After a while, there's a voice answering on the other side.

"Welcome to Devil May Cry, unfortunately, we are closed until uuhh... I don't know when. If you have any message you could start after you hear the beeping sound." followed by a fake beeping sound made by his mouth. Currently, he was sunbathing on someone's rooftop, topless, with sunglasses on.

"Cut it off, Dante. It's me, Edward."

"Huh? Shit... I thought you were Lady. How do you know my phone number? I never gave you one. Or did I?" Dante raised his body, surprised by the unexpected person on the other side of the phone.

"Let's just say it was my power," answered me, trying to make him ignore it.

"So your power is stalking? You know that I still like women, right?"

"Shut up! Listen, I need your help." I looked around as I saw the Park was getting quite deserted already. From afar, ambulances and police cars were rushing in.

"Business? Or just help?"

"Why would you be so petty?"

"I need to make a living, man. Can't keep hiding away like this." protested Dante.

"Okay. I'll help one of your mission, free of charge."

"Make it two."

"Fine!"

"So, what is it?"

"I need you to take several people to meet The Ancient One."

"Hey! I don't have a plan to go home yet. It's still summer for god's sake. Vacation time!" Dante was bewildered. It was the least expected request he could ever think of. He was afraid to know if I already found what happened on that night with The Ancient One.

"It's important, just do it once, for me!"

"Urrgh... okay, where are you?"

Not long after, Dante arrived using his oval portal. I forgot that he was raised by the Sorceress Supreme in this world. It was weird seeing him using magic.

I walked him into the Park and met with Chris and Claire. They were talking to each other, discussing the bizarre event. The local police had arrived and taking the employees for questions. The poor remains of the victim were being carried into the ambulance, one by one. The teenagers were also trying to leave before being stopped by us.

At that moment, Claire saw me walking with Dante.

"Edward! Why are you here!"

I was startled by her, I should have hide or used stealth. Anyway, I already told Dante about everything, including the premonition that the girl saw. Everything would be dealt with by him from now on. I only need to wait for The Ancient One's response. She will be interested in this event as she also has the same problem.

"Uhh... I was looking for you because you were taking so long," answered me while fidgeting. Chris chuckled at my poor action, but Claire was effectively fooled by it.

"Ohh... my poor boy. Let's go home now," said Claire, taking my hand as we walked back to the car. Chris followed right behind us. Funny enough, no one seemed to suspect the odd white-haired man wearing red trenchcoat who was leading a group of teenagers away. I looked toward him and made eye contact, signaling him about my request. He just sighed and take them away. Fortunately, after watching the accident directly, the group was pretty much obedient when Dante explained what was happening and that he offered a hand to them. All I have to do now was wait for the result.

20 minutes later, we arrived at home. Although there was a slight hiccup at the end, it was fun spending time with my Chris and Claire. As I opened my door, I saw the opened window and traces of someone inside my room. It seems he already left as there was no presence of anyone now. Is it burglary? What do I do? This is the first time I was facing this kind of issue. I checked my belongings, looking for any missing properties. Then I ran to the living room while shouting in panic, with tears glittering on my cheek, after finding out what was missing.

"Uncle! Aunty! Somebody just robbed my Uncle Scrooge comic collections!"

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Somewhere, inside a helicopter. Agent Maria Hill was staring at the sleeping Nick Fury, with a box of comics by his side.

"Did the Director of SHIELD just rob a bookstore?"

My name is Edward Kavka. Well, that's the only name that I remember after i was born... or reborn I guess?

Yep, I think I reincarnated because I still remember my past life though I don't really know who i was and what led me to this world. 

Finally, after living for years in this world I know that I was born in a unique world. Marvel Cinematic Universe.

"Hey kid."

Hmmm... but wait... if this is MCU why is there a board written with "Welcome to Raccoon City: Home of Umbrella"?

"Oi!"

Is this really MCU that I know?

"HEY! Do you hear me!?"

Startled I looked back only to see a man looking at me from his car.

"Huh? Ah... I'm sorry, I just spaced out."

Curious the beardy man then asked, "Are you okay? Need a ride?"

"Ahh, thank you. I happen to lost my family at the gas station before. I think I walked too far.", I said while pretending to be sad.

The man looked concerned after seeing my haggard clothing and bag. After getting in to the car I asked, "My name is Edward. Edward Kavka. What's yours, kind sir?" After thinking for a while he answered, "John. John Wick"

What the f@€k!! Is this really MCU?!

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