A small boy in the hot Arabian nights found a magic lamp then while in old age had his genie split into hundreds of smaller less powerful beings for his children and grand children but as they weren’t grateful they turned the genies into various things our hero has found one of them

Pablo's your normal guy who's got a normal life... is what I'd say if I was a goddamn normie. But NO! HE'S A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL TOILET GOD WHO'S POWER IS LIMITED BY... his toilet. As long as he is in his toilet, he is unstoppable...

So join him in his adventures in...

"THE BALLAD OF TOILET MAN"

Maya's Pov 
I stayed up all night thinking about what Izzy said and  came to a startling realization, I was at fault too. 
Pushing all the blame on Niklaus was too cheap of me.This was his first relationship after his personality change and yet, I didn't give him a second chance. 
Thinking about it, he hadn't seen that kiss coming on the Gala night else he would have countered it. Maybe I gave up too easily - but it was already too late. 
Niklaus and I are worlds apart. He has a high status while I have nothing - no family support or background. It was better this way.
I didn't catch a wink at all, just kept turning and tossing until the morning came which I earnestly dreaded - I had to make up with Isabella. 
I said - no, we said pretty harsh words to each other last night and it was lowly of me to hold a grudge against a child - who knows more than she should know.
Grunting, I climbed out of the bed and walked into the bathroom to freshen up. Staring into the mirror that morning scared the hell out of me considering the fact I had huge bags under my eyes because of staying up all night. 
I covered up my hideous features with my cosmetics and headed to Izzy's room which was opposite mine. 
I lingered at the door, my hand hung in the air, should I or should I not knock?
It was a known fact that Isabella has a knack for holding grudges, just like Niklaus - like father, like daughter. 
Was I seeking death by waving the white flag first? Or should I allow her to flaunt her anger for a while before coming to seek for peace when she's eventually calm? Such thoughts occupied my head. 
But when I eventually gathered enough courage to push through with my plan, something spectacular happened. 
Just as my hand was about to sound on the door, it suddenly snapped open and Isabella ran out of the room with an incredible speed my eyes couldn't keep up with. Her hands were in the air and she was screaming like a lunatic. 
My feet stayed glued to the floor, expression frozen from shock. What just happened? What did I just see? What was going on? What got the almighty Isabella scared out of her pants? 
It was early morning so the kids were still asleep save Izzy, but Eden and his staff were already awake. 
I immediately ran down the stairs in order to catch up with the girl who had already grabbed Eden's attention. 
"It's a snake! " Isabella panicked while Eden tried his best to calm her down. 
"What snake? There's no snake in my property " He told her but Isabella shook her head with apprehension. 
"There's a snake in my water closet, moron! " She cursed her uncle in her agitated state, "I had to use the toilet this morning and opened it, only to find a snake poking its head out of the bowl! That creepy disgusting creature was staring straight at me"
I heard her explanation just as I covered the last fleet of stairs, Eden's eyes and mine connected.
"If what she said is true, a snake must have slithered into her toilet " I acquiesced, walking towards him. 
"I made sure my property is secured from such disturbances " He responded, glaring at the housekeeper who instinctively took a step back, refusing to meet Eden's angry gaze. 
I followed his gaze and figured out what was going on. I pitied Mrs. El who's about to shoulder the whole blame. 
"There's bound to be mistakes sometimes Eden, we are all humans not robots " I referred to him about his intention to hold Mrs. El accountable for this incident.
"Besides this is the countryside with lots of trees and there are tall trees close to the house, any snake could have entered the toilet from the plumbing system " I explained to him 
It was no secret that snakes could come in through sewer or ventilation pipes especially in areas with lots of thick, tall bushes. 
"Did you close the toilet lid and the bathroom door? " Eden asked Isabella.
If there was really a snake, it would likely climb out and hide if Isabella had run out without closing it. 
"Yes, I did " Izzy answered this time with a calm expression, It seems the adrenaline has finally worn off. I really admired that girl, even in that moment of fear, she still had the sense to act accordingly.
"You did well " Eden praised her to my surprise and started heading upstairs. 
"Where are you going? " I held him on the arm once he walked past me. 
" I'm going to confirm " was all he said and sprinted up the stairs.  
"Eden" I called, deciding to follow after him but before I could reach Isabella's room, he was done with his inspection . 
"How is it? Is there a snake in the toilet? "
"Yeah, the girl is right," Eden remarked, " Caught it poking out its head the moment I slightly lifted the lid "
My heart picked up speed, I asked " Is it venomous? "
"Triangular-shaped head with two pits on its snout and a banded pattern of yellow and red? Definitely venomous. Isabella is one lucky girl "
My hands flew to my mouth in shock, heart pounding against my chest. If anything had happened to Isabella, the guilt would really eat me alive; we haven't even reconciled yet. 
"We have to call animal-control or local police or fire departments to remove the snake, " I told him seriously but the person in question gave me a stupid look. 
He tilted his head to the side and asked with a mocking tone, " Call the county's animal service to do what? That thing? "
I was flabbergasted, " Of Course! what do you want to do then… ." I trailed off as a sudden thought ended my head, I glanced up with a baffled face. 
"You're not possibly thinking of removing that snake yourself right? "
There was no change in his expression.
You've got to be kidding me. 
"That's a dangerous snake, not a toy Eden" I reminded him strictly in case he had forgotten. 
" If I don't do it, who would? "
"We have animal control for a reason- " 
Eden interrupted me.
"This place doesn't have an animal service department, Maya. Even if it does, they only take-up cat, dog cases, or animals causing problems for the general public, not domestic property. For this, you would have to call a snake removal agency which is miles and miles away from here "
" What about the police - " 
"The police have a handful of cases to settle especially in a rural area like this one; I bet they are investigating a villager's stolen chicken right about now " he depicted the daily life of the local police humorously. 
But I wasn't amused at all, we were dealing with a dangerous situation here. Why wasn't he bothered at all? 
Eden placed his hand on my shoulder, " Calm down Maya, we are not called Spencers for no reason "
That being said, he hurried down the stairs and into his room. 
Standing right outside isabella's door, I began to walk up and down, biting on my nails with a worried and anxious look on my face. Eden was really messing with his life. 
Though both of us weren't that close, I wouldn't wish for anything bad to happen to him moreover, he's Annabelle's father - she can't be fatherless at such a young age. 
My head jerked up when I heard approaching footsteps but frowned instead. 
Eden was wearing a thick long-sleeved overall, gardening glove, a pair of goggles, and stick in his grip with a small bag slung over his shoulder. 
He winked at me, " How do I look? "
Ridiculous. 
I balled my fist and said through gritted teeth, "There is a reason why normal people leave snakes alone, especially venomous ones "
He cocked a brow, " You've forgotten I'm not normal "
"Y-You " I choked. 
"Stop being such a worrywart, I'm wearing protective clothing to prevent its fangs from getting through and goggles, in case it spits." He explained and gestured to all the items he had on his body. 
His brows furrowed together when he saw the worried expression on my face, " I'm not not going to die Maya "
But his lips curled into a smile," I didn't know you loved me this much. It's relieving to know that someone indeed cares about me "
My anxious face expired and was replaced by an obvious scowl, "Stop saying nonsense" I rebuked him but he began to laugh 
Folding my arms, I looked away with a huff, " Since you love death so much, I'm not going to stop you anymore. Knock yourself - "
The rest of my words were cut off when he abruptly turned me around, hugging me with a force that knocked the breath out of me. 
"Thank you," He said and tightened his embrace.
But the strange thing was that my heart began to beat so fast. Must be because he took me unaware, I told myself. 
I tried to pull away but he resisted, instead turned his face and pecked me on the cheek before walking into Isabella's room. 
My feet were stuck to the ground. I blinked,what just happened? That bastard!  


"When am I getting a new mom? "

Maya choked and sputtered on her drink getting herself into a coughing fit while I was quite startled but showed no other reaction other than that. I was expecting it anyway 

Maya got herself after some moments "You! " She bellowed "That's no way to tal-"  I dismissed Maya with a wave of my hand fixing my attention on my dear daughter  .

"Why? " I asked exuding an authoritative aura with an arrogant smile tugging at a corner of my lips 

Isabelle smiled back at me, a fierce determination to win this battle evident on her face "I need a motherly figure "

"And? "

"Girls just want their mom sometimes "

"And? "

"Need someone to talk boys stuff with"

"You can always discuss it with me" I blurted out without even realizing it and the reply I got was an awkward cough from Maya and a death stare from my daughter.

 "Well, we can always compromise on that " I tried minimizing the damage done. Why does it all go south when it comes to boy's stuff?

Isabelle stood up abruptly and banged her hand hard against the table almost knocking some dishes over in the process "Just admit it!What makes you think you can be able to handle me in my rebellious teenage years? "

I  wanted to reply when I heard Maya murmur beneath her breath "As if you aren't rebellious enough now? "

I smirked,she was definitely the perfect match for Isabella and I had the perfect plan in mind. 

"So let's say I agree, who do you want for a mother? "I said throwing the ball in her court and hoping she'll make the right choice "Tina? or.....? "

Isabelle stared at me skeptically, obviously wondering if I was sincere or playing around. So I focused my intense and get down to business gaze on her and in a few moment, her lips twitch upward in a smirk , as if we were communicating telepathically, she said

"I want her" Isabelle announced pointing at an absent minded female entertaining herself with a grilled chicken and quite oblivious to what  was going on. I smiled, Isabelle was surely my blood 

"Fine by me "I agreed  knowing just how much Isabelle values promises " I have to keep my own part of the deal then "

I excused myself before turning to discover the horror on Maya's face but that didn't stop me, instead I added more fuel to the fire

"let's get married"

~~~~

Maya was never special especially not like her sister Kim who seem to have everything.

Nik Spencer a world known professional player, a chronic heartbreaker and the only man immune to love. 

 But fate seems to play a lot of twists as they both cross paths and she ends up being his daughter's Nanny. 

Will she end up as one of the many women on his bed ?
 
Is Niklaus really immune to love?

Well, read to find out.


This is my Second book

You can check out my other book :

THE SHE-DEVIL AND HER ALPHAS
When Death Does Us Apart 

Cover picture doesn't belong to me, all credits goes to the creator

On the other hand, Gu Mengmeng was gradually rising with the white fog. After his first experience, Elvis was no longer so alarmed. He followed Gu Mengmeng closely to protect her and hugged her in his arms out of habit.
The Beast Deity stood on the altar and waved to them, then he smiled as he dragged Gu Mengmeng from Elvis' arms and hugged her, saying, "Even if you guys are partners, you shouldn't hug my daughter in front of me, how shameless is that?!"
Elvis lowered his head and said, "Father-in-law is right."
Even though he said that, he did not think that way. Without Gu Mengmeng in his arms, he felt something missing, as though he was only complete if he hugged her…
Gu Mengmeng hugged the Beast Deity's elbow and grinned, saying, "Father, I have not returned home to see you for a long time, did you miss me?"
"Surely I did." The Beast Deity pinched Gu Mengmeng's little nose dotingly and said, "Aren't you only retrieving the Love of the Sky during the dry season? Why are you back so early?"
Fine, this image of her only returning home after she had run out of money was already deeply ingrained in him and could not be changed anymore.
Gu Mengmeng also resigned to fate, since it was already like this, she just laughed awkwardly and said, "Didn't I create trouble on the Motou Mountains and angered little shit…"
The Beast Deity laughed and poked Gu Mengmeng's head, saying, "See how scared you are." 
Gu Mengmeng did not deny it and held the Beast Deity's elbow and sat on the double-seater long chair, afraid that he would suddenly have ideas about how to make things difficult for Elvis, so she said with an urgent face, "Father, quickly start, I will watch dramas with you."
"Alright." The Beast Deity turned back to shoot Elvis a glance, the glance meaning to say 'My daughter is really popular, you'd better be on your guards, if you are not kind to her, you can be replaced anytime'.
Gu Mengmeng did not see the Beast Deity shooting Elvis a glance and smiled as she rushed him to turn on the television.
With a wave of his arms, a screen similar to a movie theater screen suddenly appeared before them.
The scene was set in S College's female toilet and it was a continuation of the previous scene in which Snake hugged Gu Mengmeng, who was secretly crying in the toilet as he confronted the girls who had bad mouthed her behind her back.
The girls sneaked out quickly in front of Snake by sticking to the walls. Snake really disliked touching females other than Gu Mengmeng, otherwise he would have strangled them to death directly.
Badmouthing his Twomeng behind his back? They must not want their tongues anymore.
Snake's face was filled with sinister. It was not a great day to go to school that day, he was called to school by those bastards, causing Twomeng to cry, then he heard those girls badmouthing her.
He could not hold it in, not at all!
His precious sweetheart, how could she be this insulted by them?
Snake took out a phone to message the principal, so that he would retrieve all the footage taken down by the CCTV along the corridor outside the female toilet, take a screenshot of those three girls' faces and send them to his secretary along with their school entrance particulars.
The principal did not dare to neglect him and followed as he said.
But Snake no longer felt like attending lessons and held Gu Mengmeng's hands, saying, "Let's go home."
"But there are still lessons in the afternoon…" Gu Mengmeng was worried about her credits.
Her grades were not great originally, if she still did not put in effort, how could she graduate?
As though he could understand her thoughts, Snake said, "No one dares to record my woman's absence, I will personally tutor you for the lessons that you missed, it will definitely be more useful than the one the school teaches."


Going for a swim, she ends up in an ancient wild Beast World and ends up being brought home by a handsome wolf.
She wants to stick to the handsome wolf, stock some salt, farm some land, look at some handsome men and grow old like that, but the handsome wolf pounces on her every day.
What? He wants her to have babies?
NO~ NO~ NO~ There is no happy ending to interspecies marriages, hurry and let go of me handsome wolf~

[Mini Story]
"Wolf King, Wolf King, the Queen said that the eyes of the merman prince are as beautiful as the stars in the sky."
"Yes, they’re beautiful indeed, dig them out and send them to the Queen."

"Wolf King, Wolf King, the Queen said that the First Beauty in the tribe, the snake princess’s skin has a unique and fine texture."
"Yes, it’s unique indeed, rip that snake princess's skin off and send it to the Queen."

"Wolf King, Wolf King, the Queen said that the Wolf King is impressively-looking, the world’s one and only."
"What’re you waiting for? Quickly send me to the Queen!"


I have arrived to my location by using a route with the least cameras. I climb up to a neighbouring building to see a better view of what I'm looking for. From I'm told there are three people in the apartment  with guards patrolling within the area. The daughter is on the left side of the apartment while Karabaka is on the right side. To get inside its best I go through the toilet. Its now or never, I drop from the building and rush to the side where the toilet window is, I scale up this building without noise by using a small fire pillar to raise me to toilet  window. By quickly going through the window to prevent being seen  I smell shit as I am on top of the toilet seat. Shit, For fucks sakes the guard is about to look back at me good thing I have my throwing knives on my hands in case this happen. I heat them up instantly
*Ching**Ching*
I throw and slash the flaming knives at his neck, burning his vocals so he cant scream I gently put him down to keep quiet. I peek through the door and see 2 guards protecting 2 doors, so I take equipment from the dead guard, I get a tazer and stun grenades. I roll one of the stun grenades towards the guard on the left.
"What the!?
HYAAAAAZZZZZZZ!!!" ( Left Guard)
'SLASH!'
I stabbed the guard and burn his throat, I quickly dash the body In the room.
"KYAAHH!---"(girl voice)

"BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
I yelled at her as she quivers in fear while I dash the body under her bed. 
"Phew, now its your turn"
"NO Please, Ill do what you want, Please NO."
I see that there's some tape on her table, I quickly grab and tape her mouth. 
"Much better, Now Strip"
"!"
I quickly bring out my green flames 
"Dont make me say it again."
She cries as she doesn't want to, I couldn't care  less about what she thinks I will use her to get what I want.
She finally strips to her underwear, I tie her arms with a rope I brought. I begin pulling on the rope
"Follow me"
She does as she is told. We leave her room and walk down the corridor I raise my gun, I see the guard at the corner, before he can see me I shoot his head with my quirk the bullet travels way faster. 
I kick the door open to see Karabaka, a middle aged man, his body is lased with lashes and while having sex with his hooker but this room is like a sex dungeon what the fuck has the man been upto. 
"WHO ARE YOU!!"
I quickly knock out the hooker who is now on the floor and return back to the tied up girl.
"You dont need to know that, now answer my question snake where is the money" 
"WHAT MONEY!"
He is seriously pissing me off,
"I have no time for games"
I summon a green circle around the girl quickly heating up I can already see she is sweating.
"HMMMMMM!!!"
"Yelenia!"
"Times ticking, tell me where the money is or the girl gets fried."
I look at him with eyes of a vulture.
"I-I dont know where it is... honest"

I can already tell he is hiding something

"Dont mess with me or the girl dies right now!"
"They told me no matter what that I cant tell anyone or else"
"I dont care."
I begin to burn the girl
"HMMMM,HMMMM,HMMMM!"
"WAIT! Please Stop! I can get the money back from all my savings. Please Stop!"
"Bring it right now"

I stop the fire, only my hand is lit, looks like burning her a bit was the right call. I watch him as he gets the vault however If he does anything sneaky the girl dies.
He grabs everything, the stacks and the cheques, . As he gives them to me I was about to say good job but now He shouts clouds of smoke to my face, I cough intensely as he immidiately brings out a knife to stab me, the knife bends off my suit.
"What The!"
Im furious that he did that to me so I grab his face burning it on one side while I punch continously till he is dead. Then to finish it off I set his body ablaze with my maximum heat. he is now no more but ash.
"Dawwwwdy!!"
Im on the floor as the coughing whatever that smoke was its dangerous. Probably poison no wonder they call him snake. But this is bad im about to collapse. I get an itch on my body and its the tattoo as Im clutching my chest the dragon speaks.
"I will bring this snake to our realm while doing so I will transfer his power to you."
"Cough, Cough, Okay"
I see the realm of enlightenment and see snake in chains, as I go near him I shout "forfiet your power to me!"
the shadow that represents snake only nods.
My chest is healed but burning as green fire comes out of my mouth, I quickly stop it as I dont know what is was but seems like it was a fire breath as I breath and out I can feel the flames in my throat. Nice.

"Well done on your first mission"
"Kenta, why are you here"
"Just strolling by looking at ur progress"
"Hm, you never change, well heres the reward for boss, I will see what else I can take before burn it down. Also take this"
I knock out the girl and give her to kenta, I begin looking at other rooms to see what I can get, looks like snake has a lot jewelry so their mine now.
Deku and kenta leave Snakes house. With multiple fire pillars the place is burned as both leave to thier homes and report to the boss.

Izuku Midoriya or Deku was born quirkless however he showed some traits as if he had a quirk. This led him to be bullied and ridiculed by everyone including heroes the only one to help him was him mom but even that wasn't enough, all this pent up rage will explode how will deku deal with the aftermath

After breakfast I took a walk in the ruby palace's garden. Red roses are the only kind of flower planted in the garden but it looks beautiful.

"Your highness, aren't you hot wearing a thick long sleeved dress?" Roseanne asked

"Not really, I'm used to it." I always wear long sleeved dress to cover my birthmark, the dress is beautiful not like the one I usually wear in the town but its still long sleeved. "Umm, can I ask where is Ethan?"

"You mean the commander? he is training the knights in the training ground, you can go if you wanted, your highness."

"Can I?" I wanted to see him training too

"The training ground is not far away, this way your highness." Roseanne lead the way to the training ground

By the time I herd metals crashing together I know that we are near the training ground

Arrows are shoting at the bulls eye, swords are crashing together and horses are running around the field with a skilled knight on its back.

"Your highness, please excuse me. If you need help please just ask any knight." I think Roseanne needs to go to the toilet, well I'm not a kid anymore

"You can go, don't worry I'll be fine." my expression clearly says 'I'm stronger than a thousand knights.' and thats true because I have Hebi the stupid snake with me.

Roseanne smiled at me then rushed to the toilet, the training ground only have toilet for men so she needs to go outside and find a woman's toilet.

"What do we have here." three knights suddenly blocked my view while looking at the other knights train.

"Looks like a lost mouse to me." well, guess they don't know who I am and I dont want to explain it to them either.

"little beauty, where is your parents?" The tone of his voice disgust me. They laughed together even when there's nothing funny.

"You're bloking my view." I said coldly. Even if I don't intended to have enemy in this kingdom they started it so I'll be kind enough to end it. If the person is nice to me I will be nice to them but if the person is a peice of sh*t then I won't hold back.

'hey stupid snake, let me borrow your 'intimidation'' hebi said to me last night that a master can borrow powers from its demon depending on the master's powers, well my powers is at a high level enough to kill hundreds of people in a minute.

"Intimidation" I whispered to myself while bowing my head.

"What was tha-" The knights was gonna mock me but the 'intimadation' stoped them

I slowly raised my head and then showed them my most evil smile. They froze on the spot, the three knights can see the aura of a black snake with a glowing red eyes in my back.

"Y-your a monster!" The strongest on the three knights draw his sword, I prepared my Earth magic. The snake said that my earth magic is at its peak maybe I scan try it now, it should be their honor to be my lab rat.


Yesterday night the snake showed me how to see my skills and powers and they are stone manipulation, mud flood, mud manipulation, plants manipulation which allow me to control vines and trees and other plants, and Earthquake. There is still skills I need to unlock myself.

I'll just use 'stone wall' to block his sword.

But before I know it the knight's sword flew and he was kneeling on the ground. Its Ethan! he pointed his sword towards the knight's neck that made a small wound, the knight was shoked by the unexpected attack.

He faced me then bowed his head "Princess Valerie, sorry for my knight's behavior, I didn't teach them good manners." He said it enough to be heard by everyone near. The three knights kneeled and realized what have they done

Even the commander of the order of the knights respected her, it's true that she is the princess.

"please forgive us your highness!" they can be executed when they attempted to hurt a part of the imperial family.

I looked at Ethan "Don't be silly, you've been with me all this time since chilhood, it's understandable that they act like that, they just need a few lessons then they will be fine~. Besides they don't even know me and I suddenly visited without notice." they don't even know I exit

"Please feel free to come anytime." he said

"Come on, you used to call me Valerie back then." I hit his sholder hard like I usually do. "Do you remember the time you knocked on the window of my room at night because you saw a big spider in your house and you were so afraid that you slept in my room for the night." He blushed of embarrassment. 

He used to live alone in his house, sometimes I wonder how he survived on his own now I know how, because he is in mission and its just right to send allowances and pay to him

"Oh, and remember that time when I was peacefully reading and you jumped in my arms when you saw a bat in the ceiling of the library calling it 'monster'" 

"Valerie! stop it!" he complained like a child and that made me laugh

The knights who saw what happened was shoked by their commander's behavior, he used to be so cold and merciless to them and he called the princess in her name!

The knights know that their commander set on a mission in the age of 9 and that's the reason why they respect him so much because in a young age he received a mission and the normal 9 years old would still be playing outside.

Then Roseanne finaly returned

"Greetings commander." everyone respect a person higher than their rank, so its only natural for Roseanne to greet Ethan

"Your highness, I met the king's secretary and said that the king is free now." 

"Oh, I almost forgot to visit father. Bye Ethan. Bye knights." I turn around and head toward the main palace to meet father.

Inside the toilet, Xi Xiaye could hear the sound of footsteps outside. She did not find it out of the ordinary, so she tried to open the door after she was done flushing. To her aghast, however, she tried for a while and it still did not budge!
She frowned when she still could not open the door after several more attempts.
Obviously, someone had locked the door from outside!
Xi Xiaye then remembered the footsteps from earlier. It must have been that person!
She started to have doubts as her eyes were turned furious. She knocked on the door and yelled, "Is there anyone out there? Let me out! Anyone there?"
However, no one answered her as she kept slamming on the door. No matter how hard she tried, she could not open the door and no one was answering!
Xi Xiaye's heart sank as she started to feel uneasy. She anxiously wrung her hands and then she noticed she had not brought her handbag in.
The turmoil within Xi Xiaye became worse. She took a deep breath and tried to keep calm as she raised her head and looked around while thinking how to get out. Suddenly, the lights in her sight dimmed and she felt a chill behind her with some hissing nearby!
She started breaking out in a cold sweat. Curling her body up and glancing backward carefully, she then realized there was a colorful spotted snake hovering over the little bin at the side!
It was a venomous snake!
It was staring right at Xi Xiaye as it had its forked tongue flickering out!
Xi Xiaye's whole body strained as she started to tremble!
A snake!
An animal she was extremely afraid of!
Fear emerged in her eyes as her face turned pale. Inhaling a deep breath as she clenched her fists and held onto the door handle, she tried to apply strength on it but the door did not budge at all!
The snake started slithering forward and Xi Xiaye's body shook as she watched it inch closer. She was too afraid to make any noise. Fear consumed her as her palms were full of sweat!
Who had locked the door?
Moreover, where did this snake come from?
Xi Xiaye forced herself to relax. She moved slowly and turned her body around, but the snake in front of her was onto her. No matter where she moved, its eyes stared right at her as it closed in slowly!
Xi Xiaye was getting more and more nervous.
Was someone trying to harm her?
…
On the other hand, Mu Yuchen rushed towards the washroom. When he arrived at the corridor by the staircase outside, he saw a sign saying that the washroom was out of order at that moment.
He halted mid-step and his eyes darkened as he tried to calm down. Just as he was about to turn around, an urge within him propelled him forward.
He took a deep breath and followed his heart to advance forward.
He quickly pushed the door to the female washroom open and called out to Xi Xiaye, "Xiaye?"
Thud!
He heard the sound of footsteps from inside, but no one replied.
"Xiaye!"
Mu Yuchen looked around and his sharp eyes saw that the door of the first toilet stall was tied up with a rope to the pillar beside it. The patter of footsteps came urgently from there.
"Xiaye!"
Mu Yuchen's heart sank and he rushed over, quickly untying the ropes and opening the door.
"Don't come near here! Be careful!"
Xi Xiaye had heard his voice long ago, but she could not reply because the snake was already right in front of her. She had no idea how to escape from this narrow space!
However, the snake was startled when Mu Yuchen barged in. In reflex, its flexible body vaulted towards Xi Xiaye's shoulder, shocking her. She quickly evaded it. However, the snake moved even more swiftly and was about to reach her shoulder. In the next moment, a large hand pulled her back!
Xi Xiaye could only feel herself in his arms and smell his unique scent as she released all her fear and hugged him tightly!
Bang!
Thomp!
They swiftly backed off.
"Are you okay?" Mu Yuchen looked at her worried after they had retreated to safety.
Xi Xiaye shook her head anxiously. "I'm alright. I don't know where the snake came from. I... Oh my god, it followed us out!" As she was about to say something more, she glanced by the door and saw the venomous snake nearby.
Thud!
"Ah Chen, Xiaye, move!"
Before they could react, Su Chen's voice came from behind them. He leaped over and crushed the snake with the mop in his hand. With a lightning-fast motion, the mop landed right on top of the snake's head and he grabbed it as it struggled. Xi Xiaye trembled again when she saw that.
"Don't worry! It's alright!" Mu Yuchen hugged her tightly as he looked at the snake in Su Chen's hand. He glanced over at the ropes on the floor as his eyes turned extremely cold.
"It's venomous! How could this be here?" Su Chen frowned as well as he looked at Mu Yuchen and Xi Xiaye.
"Master, Missus, are you two alright?" Li Si and the bodyguards in black suits rushed over too.
"Clean up the scene here first!" Su Chen handed the snake to one of the bodyguards who quickly took it from him.
"Li Si, go and get the security camera footages around here. Be quick! And get people to guard each and every entrance. Don't let anyone leave yet!" Mu Yuchen's expression was chilly just like his tone of voice. Even his stare was extremely sharp.
"Yes, Master! Right away!" Upon noticing the seriousness of this matter, Li Si left quickly after a brief reply.


"Missus, time to fulfil your duties!” Mu Yuchen demanded as he pulled Xi Xiaye closer with his arms intimately wrapped around her waist.
—
It was a meticulously planned feast for the powerful. Her fiancé had knelt down on one knee and proposed to her sister instead. Robbed of her right to her inheritance, she was prepared for the Xi family to throw her to the wolves.
As she slipped away from her family that had turned their backs on her, she found him — Mu Yuchen, the low-profile and reserved noble that ruled City Z and led Glory World Corporation.
“Mu Yuchen, let’s get married!” He looked up at her, then suddenly stood up. 
“Where are you going?”
"Let’s go. Any later and the civil affairs bureau will be closed.”

               Ben reached into the nest to grab out another egg but was greeted with a sharp pain in his wrist. He recoiled his hand in shock and discovered a bite mark! He put his hand right back into the offending nest and grabbed out an egg with a brightly colored snake coiled around the egg. His hand was throbbing, but he needed to finish collecting eggs.
               He remembered a time so long ago now about getting bit by little green grass snakes. The pain was nothing near what he felt in his wrist now, but he didn't want to bother Avery. He also grew up around a farm like Sarah. It was his fault for not checking the nests and just reaching in to grab eggs. Vincent was in the coup with him watching him collect eggs. Wouldn't the cat have warned him about danger?
               After another hour, Ben painstakingly filled the basket. Vincent was purring between Ben's legs, but Ben couldn't even bend down to pick up or pet Vincent. 'You've been bit by a bad thing,' Vincent told Ben. 'Don't let Tim see or I'll get in trouble.'
               Avery was busy checking and mending a fence outside the small goat barn with Sarah inside playing with the goat's young babies.  "You finished collecting eggs?" Avery asked and noticed Ben had one arm behind his back. "You know we have water here to wash up if you got anything nasty on your hands." Avery grabbed the basket from Ben and went to put the eggs in a cupboard.
               "Thanks." Ben said as Avery vanished to put the eggs away. Ben went to wash up his hands enjoying the feel of the cold water on his wrist.
               Tim appeared in front of him and started inspecting his wrist, 'What happened here?' he demanded. Ben shrugged and Tim repeated his question.
               "It's my fault really. I reached into the nest without checking and a snake bit me." Ben said.
               'Was Vincent around?' Tim asked Ben.
               "Yes. It's not his fault. I was going too fast and he didn't have time to check every nest before I was grabbing the eggs from it. I wanted to finish as soon as possible so I can go see the older goats today." Ben said.
               Vincent purred between Ben's legs. 'I'm sorry Elder, I didn't have time to stop him. I tried to scare away all the snakes, but some remained. We need to have a bunch of cats move into this area to scare away the snakes.'
               Tim's hair stood on end, 'You do not give orders around here, Vincent. I'll see about having Francine and a few of the other female cats check out the area if the infestation is as bad as you say it is.' He hissed out a warning to Vincent for overstepping his boundaries.
               The pain became so bad in Ben's wrist that he fainted. Avery heard the fall and came running. He scooped up Ben and ran to bring him to the home. Ericka was sitting at the desk taking down notes when she saw Avery running in with a collapsed Ben and a dark blur flashed ahead of them.
               "Did you forget to make him drink water?" Ericka said to Avery. "Ms. Carol, can you come here for a minute?" she called out to the caretaker of the home and head nurse. Ericka cleared off a bed in a small room behind the front desk. It was a smaller room than the others. It was just a small bed and an open toilet room with no dividers and a tiny sink in the corner near the toilet. It also had some books on a shelf. It was Ms. Carol's room. "What's this on his wrist?" Ericka asked Avery. Ben's wrist was bulging and purple-colored with puss leaking from the bite marks. "Do you know what bit him?"
               "I don't know. I can't stay here. I have to head back to the animal farm." Avery said.
               "Of course! You'd avoid the home and any slight chance of catching an illness at all costs." Ericka snapped. Avery never came to the home. It had become her and Lexi's responsibility.
               "No! Sarah is still there playing with the baby goats. I can't leave her there alone." Avery said.
               'I'll stay here with Ben and Vincent.' Tim said. Avery looked down shocked at first forgetting that the cat had ran into the building with him.
               Ms. Carol came around the corner entering her small room, "What is it, Ericka?" she asked then stopped when she saw Avery and Ben. "Oh no! What happened to him?"
               "It seems he was bit by a snake or something. I shouldn't have sent him out alone to go collect eggs. I should have been there with him, but Sarah was also playing with the baby goats. She's a natural at that." Avery said. "I'll go check out the coup and see if I can find any snakes to identify what bit him."
               'No need.' Tim said. 'He will die from this bite.'
               'No.' Vincent shakily interrupted Tim, 'He is my ward. I can heal him.' Vincent cuddled up in the small bed against Ben and began licking his wrist. It didn't seem to work at first, but slowly the purple-colored skin turned back to normal and a cold sweat broke out all over Ben's face. Signs that he was fighting whatever venom was put in his system by the snake.
               'Do not give them false hope.' Tim warned.
                Meanwhile at the goat barn, Sarah sat playing with the young goats. A brightly colored snake appeared. Sarah jumped at the sight of it. It was an unfamiliar snake to her. Ophelia jumped on top of it and ate it. 'That is a bad thing that could hurt you. I protect you.' Ophelia said soothingly to Sarah. 'I'll have to report this to Tim later…' Ophelia thought to herself.
               'Those have been appearing more often.' Francine said to Ophelia. 'I don't know why those bad dragons are coming here now. Haven't they caused enough damage in dragon form that they now want to take on snake form to hurt our humans? Has Tim been told about this?'

HIATUS AFTER 21/4/21 FOR ABOUT 3 MONTHS.


The discovery of Dragons has been swept under a rug and hidden for many years. This is the story of their rediscovery and their journey to be accepted into a dystopian society. The Dragons learn to take on a form we are very familiar with even today, cats.

More about novel:
Estimated Length of novel (when completed): 112,200 words.
Part 1 chapters are 1,000 words minimum (10 chapters) Part 2 chapters will be 1,100 words minimum (20 chapters). Part 3 chapters will be 2,100 word minimum (30 chapters)

Oh, sweetheart, open your window.
Oh, pretty rose, so I can come and tickle your urethra. 


Princess, make a nice tea.
Jules will be very thirsty when he will have dismantled you.
There's no need to put the little dishes in the big ones.
I'll leave right after sticking you a glans blow.


Oh, sweetheart, open your window.
Oh, pretty rose, so I can come and tickle your urethra. 


Let's not wait any longer to have fun, my sweet love.
Let's go cheerfully. No more time to waste, I have to stuff you.



Voice from outside. "Jules, did you fall into the hole or what? Seriously, you've been in the toilet for 45 minutes and our travel companions are waiting for you. Jules, hurry up and put down your fishing and join us in front of the restaurant."

How do you expect me to compose a new song under these conditions? In addition to the time I lack, I am very aware that if the members of my group refuse my ideas, it is only out of jealousy. 

Talent is something natural, so when they discover my highly literary works, they cannot face their own failures as composers. Men are so small when jealousy comes into play.... 

It doesn't matter! I am a great man with an inexhaustible inspiration and these few baseness from their narrow minds will not be able to influence my behaviour as a gentleman, worthy and honorable.

"I'm coming, my love. Give me the time to wipe my ass and I'm all yours."

Tina "Jules! I remind you that this is a public toilet. You're not alone here, so could you please watch your language and manners?"

It's that inappropriate jealousy again. It doesn't matter, as long as I can make her happy... "Yes, my love. I scrape the clod and I'll join you there." 

The toilet door slammed? Strange! There is no wind in this hotel, however, I have a belly that demands his food. It's time for me to rise from my throne. Fuck, what's with all the pimples? 

In our country, two buttons are enough to swallow our overflow. I had already noticed it on several occasions and these high-tech toilets confirm my first impression of them. Fish swallowers really like to be pretentious in front of tourists. 

Let's try this button. Oh, violent! I just got penetrated by a water snake. Normally the water flows down, not up. Would these toilets be broken. Damn, a 5-star hotel with toilets that fuck tourists, he's gonna hear me that asshole at the reception. 

It's true that I couldn't feel him up already, but I have an excuse now to yell at him. That button there maybe? No, they even have that? A real wind tunnel? 

Wait! Wait! As with automatic hand dryers, I must correctly position my anus that the water snake has moistened. A ass hairs care treatment for without spending $1, that's the real luxury I expect from a 5* hotel. 

The wind tunnel is really powerful! In the wild, it's a lot of fun, so I wonder if.... There's nothing to do, I have to try. 

As everyone knows, I am a scientist. Given the fact that the main purpose in my life is to do scientific experiments, I get up from the toilet. With my big dick in my hand, I aim at the source of the strong wind and I release the pressure. 

Further to the left. Not good, my bladder is three quarters empty and my jet is far from powerful. If I had known, I would have saved some juice for this revolutionary study. 

"Bullshit!"  

It's bad! The danger is coming much too quickly for me to avoid the tragedy that will happen for sure. Since my arrival at the fish swallowers, I have been used to complex calculations, so why haven't I taken these two elements into account? 

My jet was too weak to resist the violent wind tunnel directed towards the outside. I only now understand it, whereas my t-shirt, my shorts, my sneakers, my whole body is soaked by my precious liquid. 

Conclusion of the revolutionary scientific study: I really look like a jerk!

Staying here won't help things, not to mention that my stomach can't stand waiting any longer. Too bad, though, I'm still going to wash my hands as a precaution. 

"Did you also test the toilet wind tunnel, once?" Berny: 45 years old, moron all the time, Belgian at his hours.

"Yeah, I miscalculated the piss return and here's the result."

"Tabernacle, I sympathize with my good friend because last night, I myself got caught three times in a row in this trap set by the fish swallowers." Marcel, 52 years old, potentially retarded, certainly from Quebec. 

"Three times? Aren't you being a little simple?"

"Tabernacle! No, my Marcel is not just a simple man. He's also an artist, so sometimes he's a little bit in the moon. Does anyone know where I have put my glasses?" Micheline: 54 years old, Marcelle's wife, undoubtedly a dumbass, potentially from Quebec.

"They're still on your nose! I really like the fish swallowers people. Unlike cheese eaters, they are kind, polite and very clean." Évelyne, Berny's wife, a 44-year-old slut, doesn't know when to shut her big mouth.

It's a good time to get one out. "What is written underneath Belgian beer cans?
Open on the other side"
 
In our country, we love to rot them with this kind of history.

Norman Stone cursed his luck to have met such barbarians out here. He thought he could pilfer and trick the rebels who will be desperate for the supplies he was delivering and force them to concede to the full payment despite only delivering half of the agreed amount of supplies.

If it wasn't for those strangely dressed barbarians with black grey war paint's interference, he would have succeeded. Norman leaned over to his chief guard and spoke in a low voice, "Can your men take them out?"

The grizzled looking old war veteran, shooked his head slightly and replied back in a low voice, "They got us surrounded, if you look closely at the trees around us, you can catch a glimpse of them following us."

Norman jerked his head around in surprise, and stared intently at the surrounding trees, trying to spot the barbarians following them.

"Save your effort, they are very hard to spot," The chief guard said, "those damn leaves, twigs and strange clothing makes them almost invisible in the forest. Even the war paint serves to hide them."

"If word got out to the boss that we ripped his clients off..." Norman twisted his coat tail nervously. "We are in big trouble..."

His chief guard just gave a shrug, "Well, think of how to survive this first before thinking of tomorrow!"

The wagons creaked as they followed the direction given by the three Marines, following a freshly cleared trail around the massive tree roots and towards the distant towering mountain peaks. The moving was slow, as the caravans had to maneuver around the trees despite a trail clearly marked and cleared by the Marines days before. So far, the caravan managed to avoid most of the weaker and lower willed monsters with the usage of the monster repellant, but on the third day of travel, they have gotten a close encounter.

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Private Lenn walking point cocked his head to the side as he thought he heard something. He paused and raised his left hand up in a fist, signaling his section mates to halt and take a kneeling position. He crouched low and slowly and steadily crept forward to observe the terrain in front of him. Once in the cover of a tree root, he slowly removed his motion detector and scanned his surroundings, but there were no return signals on his scanners except for the convoy's movement at the rear.

He paused, his sixth sense was telling him something is wrong ahead, the forest was too quiet like it was holding its breath, waiting for something. That was when he heard a soft hissing from the trees. He froze and only moving his eyes upwards and saw a large coiled shape in the trees, several meters away.  

The dark bronze scales blend the giant serpent almost perfectly against the tree trunks, the only give away is the hissing the snake made as it tasted the air with its tongue. The creaking and squeaking of the wagons grew louder, as Pvt Lenn stared at the side of the snake. He did not dare to look directly at the eyes as it might sense him, so he used the corner of his eyes to carefully observe it. A trickle of sweat slowly rolled down his eye and he ignored the stinging sensation of his eye and very softly, he touched his mike key and radioed his sergeant. "Contact, big snake on a tree ahead, over!" He whispered softly.

A second later, two burst of static replied him, indicating the message was received. Pvt Lynn slowly readied his shotgun as he waited for orders to come and kept watch on the snake. Suddenly the creaking and squeaking sounds from the wheels of the wagon at the rear stopped, and the giant snake jerked its massive diamond shaped head up and gave a low hiss.

"Oh, shit," Pvt Lynn cursed softly, as he calmed his beating heart, "here it comes!"

-----

"What? A Giant Bronze Boa is ahead?" Norman nearly yelled out as he heard the news from the dirty looking barbarians. "Are you sure? You can sense it from here?" He looked at his chief guard in disbelief at the words of the barbarians.

"Stop the wagons," Sergeant Eunos repeated tiredly, finding that dealing with this merchant was harder than killing goblins and imperials. "Get you people prepared and ready for an attack now!"

"I simply can't believe it!" Norman folded his arms, "We have not been attacked for the past three days! Why would there be any monsters now?"

SGT Eunos rolled his eyes and thought inside, its because we were protecting you, you farking dumb ass! He gave up trying to reason with Norman and looked at the chief guard next to him instead. "Come on, it's the bloody Uncharted Forest, there are monsters everywhere."

The chief guard looked at Eunos and pondered before he said to Norman, "I think we should take up defensive positions, to be safe."

Norman looked at his guard with a red face and nodded angrily, "Fine! Fine! If we are late to return, there will be a fine to pay!" He waved for the drivers driving the wagons to stop and they reined in the land dragons who, honked and rumbled as the iron straps dug into their fleshy necks, making them stop.

Suddenly several loud thunder cracks were heard, and then the whole forest erupted into chaos.

-----

Pvt Lenn watched the Giant Bronze Boa slithered its way down the tree majestically and crawled its way towards the convoy.  He hugged himself against the tree roots and prayed that the snake did not detect him as it passed by his way. The Bronze Boa's tongue flicked in and out as it tasted the air and it suddenly froze, before whipping its head directly at Pvt Lenn's position. 

"Ah fark this!" Pvt Lenn cursed out loud as the large glassy eyes of the Bronze Boa stared at him, its jaws slowly stretching out and exposing fangs the size of his arms. He aimed his shotgun directly at the mouth of the Bronze Boa and said, "Say hello to my little friend!" and held down the trigger while furiously pumping away at the pump action slide.

Blasts of 12 gauge, 00 buckshot fanned out into the head of the giant reptile, stinging and hurting it. Its soft meaty mouth ruptured with dark red blood as shot torn into its opened mouth. The Bronze Boa jerked its head back in pain and surprise, an angry bubbling hiss came from its bloodied mouth and it wrapped its rear body around the tree which Pvt Lenn was sheltering at. 

"Ahh!" Pvt Lenn yelled in terror as the lower half of the tree was crushed into two, showers of wood bark and splinters rained down all over him as he ran half crouched away from the destruction caused by the thrashing snake.

Gunfire popped in front of him as his section mates opened fire with their Magelocks, clouds of smelly and dirty grey smoke shrouding the undergrowth. Pvt Lenn leaped over another tree root and slid to rest against the tree, and dug into his ammo pouches and started to reload his shotgun with shaky hands. "That was farking scary!"

 "Go, go, go! Spread out!" Someone yelled as the gunfire intensified, causing the roosting wyverns in the trees and other small animals to scramble or fly away in fright at the sudden loud thundering roars. "Use the RPG!"

The Bronze Boa rampaged as bullets slammed into its body, most were deflected off by the tough bronze scales while some managed to penetrate into its body, the soft lead bullets ballooning inside the flesh of the snake, tearing muscles and severing nerve endings. It swung its massive body towards the creatures that stung and hurt it but the tightly packed trees blocked its attacks.

The Boa decided to run as no matter where it tried to attack the strange creatures, more appeared and stung it with their loud weapons. It turned tail and tried to slither its way away from the stings when suddenly a loud crash threw it against a massive tree trunk and breaking it. It wiggled its body feebly, trying to escape but its back was broken and it felt the lure of sleep calling it into its embrace and gently it surrendered to the darkness.

-----

The RPG-1 team hoisting the smoking bazooka had fired at the back of the retreating giant snake, the rocket-propelled grenade took less than two seconds to impact against the back of the snake, where it punched through the bronze scales and dumped all its explosive warhead into the snake, ripping out a huge chunk of flesh and the force of the explosive slammed the snake into a tree and breaking both the tree and snake into two.

The stench of blood and cooked meat rosed from the aftermath of the one-sided battle and other then a few scratches and torn skin, the Marines suffered no other injuries. SGT Eunos received the all clear from the forward team and he invited both Norman and his chief guard over to take a look at the dead giant snake.

Norman stiffened when he saw and smelled the gory scene and quickly covered his nose with a scented napkin while his chief guard's eye glinted with excitement. He stood over the dead carcass of the snake and peered at the damage of its body. "Magic?"

SGT Eunos nodded, not wanting to disclose their strength yet. "We will need some of your people's help in dismantling the meat, bones, and skin of the Bronze Boa." He said instead, "And fast, this amount of blood is going to bring a lot more trouble."

The guard stood up and turned to Norman with a questioning look, who agreed and nodded, the merchant inside him seeing the value of the skin despite it being damaged. "I get my people on it quick!" and with that said, he turned and hurried off back to the safety of his caravans.

"Very powerful," The chief guard praised SGT Eunos, "Your warriors are very strong to defeat a Bronze Boa, that monster should be at Level 4 or at the peak of Level 3. It would take over a hundred warriors to fight and take it down, and at least half or two third will die fighting it." He spoke in a respectful manner. "Many must have died to fight that monster and I give my regards for their sacrifice."

SGT Eunos nodded and did not share that there virtually were zero casualties at all. Nevertheless, he thanked the guard and watched as the caravaners appeared nervously and started to butcher the Bronze Boa up, skillfully separating the meat from the skin and bones out.

In a span of the turn of two-hour glasses, the giant snake was cut up and quartered and carried back to the caravan. The men were in high spirits as the meat will be a vast improvement over their current travel rations. 

As they left the area, snarls and cries were heard as lesser monsters and creatures fought over the scraps left behind.

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Camp Alpha, Recruit Barrack 'C'

Recruit Onetooth aka Slow was on his knees scrubbing the white urinal with a toothbrush that looked like a tiny toy in his ham-sized fists. He sighed as he carefully scrubbed with the toothbrush, as he had already broken several by using too much force, earning him extra toilet cleaning duties. 

It will be almost time for the final Crucible test and he has to pass the inspection of the toilet first before he could join in as punishment for fighting among themselves. If he failed this inspection, he will have to retake the whole course again!

He frowned when the doors burst open and his platoon soft skins and orcs entered laughing and joking there watching him clean the toilets. "Come on Slow! You can't be that slow!" 

Onetooth sighed inwardly and forced down the rage boiling inside him. He kept quiet and focused on moving the brush up and down, the wooden brush creaking as his grip tightened.

"Hahaha," His platoon mates laughed and to his surprise, they crouched down next to him and brought out brushes and started to scrub the toilets along with him. "Come on, you can't be slow for the inspection!"

"Whaa-what?" Onetooth looked around and found everyone in his platoon here, helping to clean the toilet. "wh-why?"

"Come on, we are all one big family!" One of the elves said as he bent over the sink with a brush. "Yeah, we do this together!" Another spoke up.

Onetooth sniffed and quickly rubbed away a tear forming in his beady eyes. "Oh, is our poor orc boy crying?" The platoon laughed.

"Not crying!" He hid his face away from his teasing mates.

 "AM NOT CRYING! It's THE KHEN-MI-KALS!!"

The crew of the Training Ship UNS Singapore escaped from an alien fleet, finds themselves stranded on an unknown planet and has to survive against deadly monsters and magical creatures.

Genre  
Sci-Fic, Fantasy, Magic, Kingdom Building, 
 Army Building, Technology gap, War, Grand Strategy 

Book 1 Chap 001 - 200 
Book 2 Chap 201 - 400 
Book 3 Chap 401 - 600 
Book 4 Chap 601 - Ongoing
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