bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
i lazy to write to wright
sex and  hentai

"ARGGGG!!!!"
Suara kesakitan terdengar dari dalam penjara, itu terdengar sangat keras hingga orang - orang mulai mengintip dari pintu besi.
" Apa yang terjadi?"
"Segera laporkan masalah ini"
" Ya "
...
Sial sangat menyakitkan, mengapa aku harus di siksa setelah kematian?, di mana dewanya?, bagaimana jalan ceritanya?, mengapa harus di tubuh Ban si Dosa Keserakahan Fox?.
Pertama ... aku harus menyingkirkan besi besi yang menembus tubuhku dulu dan berfikir kembali apa yang terjadi setelah aku mati.
{ Sebelum MC mati }
Di sebuah gedung tinggi, seorang pria berusia 18 Tahun sedang menonton anime di HandPhonenya. Dia bukan Otaku yang menonton semua anime, dia hanya seorang pria yang menyukai beberapa anime action-adventure dan hentai.
Baginya, genre Harem dan Ecchi hanya layak jika berada di anime hentai karena MC bisa merasakan tubuh mereka.
Melihat ke luar "Hah ... kapan corona-chan akan berakhir?, saya ingin berkencan"
Pergi ke jendela kaca, dia melihat gedung - gedung tinggi dan kota Jakarta yang padat.
*Brrmm*
"Hmm?, suara apa itu?"
*Brrrm*
Mencari suara sekitar kamarnya, dia tidak menemukan apa-apa hingga tiba -tiba ada truk-sama yang menabraknya.
" INI LANTAI 8 LOH ... " Dia berteriak sampai mati.
...
( Pov MC )
Jadi gitu ... saya mati dengan truk-sama di atas gedung lantai 8?, mengapa tuhan begitu kejam. Saya masih perjaka dan ingin mempunyai keluarga seperti manusia normal.
*BAM* Pintu besi tahanan terbuka.
Pria dengan full armor yang aneh masuk ke dalam dengan percaya diri, melihat ke arah Ban yang sedang duduk tampa luka karena tubuh Abadinya.
" Apa ? " Kataku.
"Ck" Dia berbalik dan pergi meninggalkan Ban.
Serius, apa yang terjadi di sini?. Bukankah itu bocah sombong yang akan mati di tangan Ban dalam canonnya?. Meh ... biarlah, lebih baik aku melihat layar biru di depan wajahku.
[ Anda di undang dalam Obrolan Grup (Y/N)]
Mengapa harus di tolak?, bukankah seru jika ada Grup Obrolan saat anda membuka lembaran hidup baru? ... dan sepertinya layar ini hanya bisa di lihat oleh diriku?.
"Hei bocah tombak" Penjaga yang membetulkan pintu segera melihat diriku dengan takut.
"Apakah kamu melihat ini?" Kataku sambil menunjuk layar.
Melihat wajah bodoh di dalam kepala besi, Ban tahu jika tebakannya benar. Layar itu hanya bisa di lihat olehnya!.
[ Dosa Keserakahan Fox Bergabung di dalam Grup ]
[ Vampir Otaku Bergabung di dalam Grup ]
[ Youkai Rubah Ekor Sembilan Bergabung di dalam Grup ]
[ Penghianat Uchiha Bergabung di dalam Grup ]
[ Monster Slime Bergabung di dalam Grup ]
Melihat nama - nama pemberitahuan di dalam Obrolan Grup, Ban menghela nafas dingin.
"Mereka semua ... OP!!! " Gumam pelannya.
...
Kembali ke akal sehat, Ban melihat layar hologram biru di depannya dengan penuh minat. Haruskah aku mengetik Hallo?
[ Monster Slime : Hallo? ]
Ahh ... sepertinya ada yang lebih cepat dariku!.
[ Dosa Keserakahan Fox : Hallo juga ]
Hehehe, apakah ini cheat yang di berikan oleh truk-sama kepadaku?. Sangat di sayangkan aku mati di umur 18 Tahun, tapi yah ... karena truk-sama memberi Kompensasi tidak apa-apa.
30 Menit berlalu~.
Cenggung ... sangat cenggung!. Apakah mereka semua bodoh atau apa?.
[ Dosa Keserakahan Fox : Mengapa semua orang diam? ]
[ Monster Slime : Saya sedang berbicara dengan naga. SlimeDanNaga.JPG ]
[ Dosa Keserakahan Fox : Eh.. Emm ... selamat? ]
[ Penghianat Uchiha : Bisakah aku merubah nama? ]
[ Dosa Keserakahan Fox : Oh.. aku sudah menyiapkan catatan di Dokumen Grup, anda bisa melihatnya di sana ]
[ Penghianat Uchiha : Terimakasih ]
[ Ding! Penghianat Uchiha mengganti namanya menjadi Itachi ]
Ban hanya tersenyum melihat obrolan mereka sejauh ini, walaupun ada beberapa orang yang masih tetap diam.
[ Vampir Otaku : Apakah kalian sungguhan?, maksudku ... kalian semua ada di dalam Anime & Manga loh.. ]
Ketika Ban melihat pesan dari Vampir Otaku, dia tersenyum lucu karena pesan itu sudah di tunggunya dari tadi. Jika pesan itu darinya, mereka akan aneh karena dunia Nanatsu No Taizai tidak mungkin ada cerita mereka dan jika mereka meminta bukti akan mustahil menjelaskannya.
[ Youkai Rubah Ekor Sembilan : Anime & Manga?, apakah maksudmu hiburan manusia? ]
[ Monster Slime : Eehh.....?, apakah itu benar anime?, diriku sebuah Anime & Manga?. SlimeTerkejut.JPG ]
[ Ding! Dosa Keserakahan Fox Mengganti namanya menjadi Ban ]
[ Ban : Apakah anda memiliki bukti? ]
[ Vampir Otaku mengirimkan anime Nanatsu No Taizai ]
[ Ding! Vampir Otaku Mendapatkan 10.000 Poin untuk membantu teman! ]
Ban tidak terkejut karena dia sudah tahu akan hal ini, dia bahkan tidak mengunduh Anime Nanatsu No Taizai.
[ Ban : Hei ... Anime itu benar, aku sedang di tahan saat ini. BanGondrong.JPG ]
[ Youkai Rubah Ekor Sembilan : Vampir Otaku coba kirim anime tentang diriku ]
[ Vampir Otaku : Bisakah kamu mengubah nama dan mengirim Foto ke Grup?, untuk membuktikan saya benar ]
[ Ding! Youkai Rubah Ekor Sembilan Mengganti namanya menjadi Yasaka ]
[ Yasaka : Foto.JPG ]
Ban bersiul ketika melihat Milf sexy di layar grup, entah mengapa Yasaka selalu memakai kimono yang memamerkan payudaranya besarnya. Ban sangat ingin mengenal Milf kesepian itu sebelum plot issei datang dan mencuri hatinya.
[ Itachi : Foto.JPG ]
Mengapa dia juga mengirim fotonya?.
[ Ding! Monster Slime Mengganti namanya menjadi Rimuru ]
[ Rimuru : Foto.JPG ]
"..."
[ Ding! Vampir Otaku Mengganti namanya menjadi Staz ]
[ Staz : Tunggu sebentar, saya kesulitan menggunakan layar biru ini untuk mencari Anime di internet ]
[ Ding! Staz mengirim Anime High School DxD (New,BorN dan Hero), Naruto dan Naruto Shippuden, Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken ]
[ Ding! Staz mendapatkan 30.000 POIN ]
Melihat pesan dengan kata - kata Poin, tentu saja Ban tahu kalau system toko ada di Grup Obrolan ini. Meh, sepertinya Grup akan sepi untuk sementara karena mereka menonton anime.
Ban tidak perlu melihat Anime lagi karena dia sudah tahu semua cerita mereka dan pergi untuk melihat toko system di obrolan.
~{Toko Serba Ada}~
[Cari apapun di sini]
Hmmm?, sepertinya toko system ini terlalu percaya diri.
{Mencari ~> Arc of Embodiment Berhasil}
[ Arc of Perwujudan adalah bentuk Sihir Hilang yang memungkinkan kastor terwujud, dan kemudian menggunakan setiap keinginan mereka, apa pun yang dapat mereka bayangkan = 1.000.000 Poin ]
Melihat harga seperti itu, Ban hanya menghela nafas panjang dan mencari yang lain.
{Mencari ~> Robot Sex Berhasil}
[ Robot Sex adalah robot masa depan untuk umat manusia yang akan menjadi penyebab kurangnya manusia di bumi = Gratis untuk perjaka]
Ban hampir terbatuk darah ketika melihat harga yang di beri system, dia hanya iseng - iseng mencari itu! Dan apanya yang geratis untuk perjaka?.
[ Apakah anda yakin membeli Robot Sex? (Y/N)]
Tangan Ban gemetar untuk pergi menekan tombol Yes di hologram, dia menelan ludah dan menghela nafas.
" Tidak di sini " Serunya sambil bersiap keluar dari penjara.
Ban terlalu malas menunggu Meliodas datang ke penjara ini, dia juga butuh udara segar dunia fantasy!.
" Mari pergi?" Katanya sambil tersenyum membanting pintu.
* BAAM!!*
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Pesan : Saya kembali, maaf jika blak-blakan karena ini bukan hanya FF Anime biasa. Ada kemungkinan Misi Dunia Hentai untuk masa depan.
Sumber : Robot Sex dari Teach Me How to Please You.
Sumber : Arc of Embodiment dari fairy tail.
Sumber karakter :
-Yasaka <> High School DxD
-Itachi <> Naruto Shippuden
-Rimuru <> Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken
-Staz <> Blood Lad
-Ban <> Nanatsu No Taizai
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1100 Kata
Lempar batu anda agar FF cepat update
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Terbangun di dalam tubuh Fox's Sin of Greed dari Nanatsu No Taizai, dia memutuskan perjalanannya sendiri.

Yang tidak menyukai Harem silahkan pergi dari FF ini.

"Damon, can you go to the grocery store sweetie?" This is my mom, I love her cause she is a sweet-hearted person. She understands that I am A-social and don't like talking to people, and she is the one that buys me weeb-like posters for my room cause she accepts me as who I am. I'm a typical 17-year-old guy that likes anime a lot and plays games
"Sure Mom, Il go, what do you want me to buy?"

"Just some milk, carrots, cucumbers and tomatoes."
Oh man, school is going very bad for me, I don't have bad grades, in fact I have average grades.
I get bullied because I'm anti-social, and cause I like "Cartoon Girls"
I don't have a girlfriend, I'm still a virgin and I am an otaku.
Life Isn't too bad but I do hate it, I wish I would get ISEKAI-ed like in anime. But this is the real world pal, nothing happens like in anime, It's just boring and non-exciting.
While I was walking I was daydreaming and thinking of what anime to watch next cause I finished my 300th anime this year, I don't like manga or novels. or anything like that to be particular.
My hormones are raging through me and i have the biggest sex drive every day. I wish i could bang my hot classmates but they don't like a bit chubby weeb guy. They also like HOT guys, man I wish I was hot or slightly attractive, but my genes are bad I guess.

"Watch out!!!" Will be the last words I hear, apparently, I got hit by a speeding car, welp, I guess life is over, I played the best ero-games, watched the best anime, and I finished my 300th anime. I feel proud, but my biggest regret is I am a virgin, I wish I raped a girl so at least I could lose my virginity before I die. But I suppressed my urges cause i am a Christian and I have my morals. but whatever, where am I anyway? I only see darkness right now. but I still smell, touch, see, taste, I still have my senses

"Hello mortal, Welcome to the between land. This is where every lad is sent after they die, you had a quite interesting life if I do say so, You can choose to get reincarnated or to go to heaven. But. you won't have your memories or anything"

"How can I keep my memories then?

"You can't, unless.... A god chooses you to be their descendant, but that's too rare to happen so don't have your hopes up, you will also get a system if a god chooses you, you will get a lesser version of their powers, and you will get their soul in that system."

"What's a system?"

"I'm too lazy to explain kid, you won't get one anyway, so it isn't worth to explain."

"Ugh whatever, Just reincarnate me"

"WAIT!" Said an unknown voice

"Huh?" said both of us

"I will choose you to be my descendant, you are worthy!"

"Huh?!?!?!" says the angel

"Who are you?" I said

"Shut up, don't talk like that near a god, we are sorry Eros-sama please forgive this vulgar mortal"

"It is okay, Denmir, I like him, you will be my descendant"

"This is too sudden," I said

"What's going on?" I said again

Eros-sama explained everything to me, I will be his descendant, and I will get a small number of powers from him. He explained that in this world, Gods and Goddesses exist. Wars and destruction exist, and many universes,multi-verses, cosmic beings, and much mythical stuff, there exist an infinite number of worlds you can choose to reincarnate to. 

"What's a system," I asked Eros-sama

"Hasn't Denmir explained?"

"No he was too lazy, he said"

At this point, Denmir was sweating balls. He was so scared that he almost pissed himself

"DENMIR! EXPLAIN YOURSELF"

"Master, please understand that I didn't mean any harm, I just didn't think a god would choose a descendant at this time, And this man should know what a system is, there are many novels that explain that."

"I'm sorry but I hate reading novels, haven't read a single novel in my life" I said

"Oh boy...."
Then Eros explained everything to me, what a system is. in novels tho, but he didn't explain what this system does, cause he didn't wanna spoil the fun of learning the system

"Ok so Damon, What world do you wanna reincarnate in, I suggest a Cultivation world, you can increase your power a lot, and meet many beautiful ladies."

"Umm, what is a "Cultivation"?" 

"Boy, haven't you read any Wuxia novels? Oh, wait I forgot you don't read novels!"
Then Eros explained everything to be, From cultivation, how it works, to spirit weapons, and how to use them.

"Okay, so what kind of cultivation world do you wanna reincarnate in?"

Of course, I chose a world with many Beautys and undeveloped cultivation

"Okay, just so you know, you will remain who you are, you have to work hard to get handsome! Good luck, Il also be coming with you! I will be the system, see you!" said Eros-sama. 


I woke up, Where am I? I looked around me and say woods and bushes. I was in the forest!
I wasn't naked, nor was I dressed like a normal human from earth. I wore clothes that were from this world! This smelled, looked, tasted different! The air was so clean, with no pollution, deadly bacteria, bad smells in this world. Just fresh air, I felt 10x better, I still was 17, Still had my unattractive chubby figure. This was me!. The oxygen in the air was so fresh! maybe there was 2x more oxygen in the air.
It felt amazing, I read somewhere if the world had more oxygen, creatures will have more strength, stamina, agility. it truly felt like that, I was so happy I was out of the God forbidden earth.
My head suddenly started hurting like hell
[DING!]
Eros god system activated
"Hello there Damon, I'm here!"

"Wow, that hurt, anyway show me my stats, powers, and information on this world

Damon
Lv. 1
Cultivation rank: Not started
Strenght: 10
Agility: 11
Attractiveness: 0.1
Reflex: 3
Women: 0
Dick size: 5.7 inches
Had sex: 0 (still a virgin)
sex: M 
Weight: 100 kilos
Height: 188cm

Active skills:
Sex drive: MAX
Orgasm meter: You can see how close a girl is to an orgasm, Can be locked, so the girl can get more than 100%, can be disabled so the girl can't have an orgasm.
(you can get more active skills in the future from the shop)


Skills:
Sexual pheromone(increases the opposite's gender sex drive) LV. 1 (lv. can be increased from using it)

[SHOP] locked until lv. 2
Mission: Lose your virginity: 2000 exp and 3000SP(sexual points)
Take a girl's virginity: 3000 exp and 4000 SP(Sexual points)

Wow, that's amazing, Eros, show me the average adult male stats from earth

Average adult male stats:
Streanght:10
Aglity:10
Attractiveness: 10
Reflexes: 10
Had sex: at least 50 times.
Women: 1
Dick size: 5 inches
Wow, am I that unattractive?
"Master can buy Attractiveness boosting items from the shop, don't worry"

Okay good, I stand up and look for a nearby town, I have some gold in my purse. and a few silver coins. I don't care about losing my virginity until I have found the right one. Cause I am a Christian and I believe in sex before marriage is a sin, but now that I know GOD doesn't exist I don't care about that now, but I still care about finding the right one.
I search for what seems 6-7 hours and I see a nearby town, well it looked more to a City, it was huge, Around 500 square kilometers.
I approach the gate. The guards stare at me and then ask me a question

"What cultivation realm are you, how old are you, and the fee to get in is 1 silver"

"Hello, My name is Damon, I currently haven't started cultivation but I plan on doing so, I am 17 years old, And here is a silver

The two guards burst out laughing like maniacs

"What's so funny?" I asked

"You haven't started your cultivation? What a joke, most kids around your age are at the 4th realm of beginner copper rank! Whatever just get in.'

Ugh what's the matter with those two, Nevermind that, Now that I'm in the city I guess I should find a house, cause I do not want to stay in inns
10 hours later and -20 gold I've got a cheap house, not too big but it's not bad, I guess I should get some sleep, it late.

In a world full of gods and destruction, Eros, Is deciding on who to choose as his descendant as he is soon dying.
One day, Derwin, Wanting to go to the grocery store, accidentally slipped and died, unfortunately, he died a virgin even tho he lived to 17. He was your typical Otaku shut-in NEET with a lot of erotic posters and a lot of Ero games. Fortunately, Eros, Seeing that Damon loves erotic stuff, chose him.
Follow the life of Derwin, As he uses his system to become.....

(A.N)
Cover art is not mine, contact me if u want me to take it down

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James's POV
Lalabas ba ako ng bahay o hindi? Wait, mas specific...
Lalabas pa ba ako ng kwarto ko o dito nalang ako hanggang sa huling sandali ko dito sa mundo?
Feeling ko hindi ko kayang harapin ang mga nangyayari sa labas ng pintuan ng bahay ko. Parang ngayon lang kasi ako naka-encounter ng ganitong situation kaya hindi ko pa alam kung paano mag-react.
Pero from the conversation I had with Dexter yesterday, medyo naliwanagan naman ako ng bahagya kung bakit bigla nalang s'yang lumayo sa aming tatlo nila Greg at...
At ni Kevin...
Nako, naalala ko na naman tuloy 'yung ginawa n'ya. Napanaginipan ko na nga rin eh, kaya nung magising ako ng kalagitnaan ng gabi dahil doon, hindi na ako natulog pang muli...
Baka kasi pagpikit ko at pagnahimbing na ulit ako, 'yun na naman ang eksenang magpe-play sa isip at panaginip ko.
Para mawala at mailayo ang isip ko sa pangyayaring 'yon at iba pa, minabuti ko nalang manood ng Anime. Tinapos ko talaga 'yung isang buong series dahil nawala ang antok ko.
Na-LSS na tuloy ako sa opening theme song nung pinapanood kong anime na Yuri on Ice.
Hayst, hindi ko inaakalang maiiyak ako dahil sa isang anime. Naaalala ko lang is 'yung naiyak ako dahil namatay at naging bato pa si Ash sa isang movie ng Pokemon pero nabuhay naman ulit. Sayang 'yung luha, grabe.
Pinayuhan rin naman ako ni Dexter na manood ng mga bagay na may kaunting hint of yaoi or shonen-ai as introduction. This anime has lots of subliminal BL scenes. He suggested this anime for me to watch dahil kung Boku No Pico raw ang papanoorin ko for a start, baka ikamatay ko na raw.
Dahil I treasure my blessed life, sinunod ko nalang s'ya.
Hindi ko na-feel 'yung pandidiri habang nakikita ang mga nangyayaring paglalapit ng mga mukha, 'yung bagsakan ng lines na medyo may pagka-romantic, I guess. For me, it is like a normal thing now, seeing people of the same sex getting that close as if they have something mutual going on. Anong taon na ba ngayon?!
Siguro sa panahon ngayon, masasabing tanggap na ang same-sex couples, though marami pa ring against it and against same-sex marriage. I know for a fact na mahirap talagang matanggap ito lalo na kung ang tao ay parte ng pamilya, kaibigan o kakilala mo nang matagal.
Siguro mahirap lang talagang mag-adjust?
Though I came from a Christian family, individually, I have no problems or things against genders other than male and female. 'Di ba nga, "love thy neighbours as you love thyself." Kaso bakit may iba na may hatred pa rin towards them?
Most of the time, ang explanation ng mga religious leaders about it is that kaya raw pinarusahan ni God ang Sodom and Gomora is because of sodomy and great sins. Under that is homosexuality, we cannot deny that, kasi it is written. Pero there is more to it, ang lahat ng iyon ay ginagawa nila at hindi na sila tumitingin sa Diyos.
Maaaring tama ang interpretation ng word ng mga religious sects, pero maaari ring mali. Hindi lang pictures ang nagkukwento ng maraming kwento, ang isang salita rin ay maaaring magkaroon ng maraming kahulugan at hindi exception ang words from religious books.
Para sa akin, ang D'yos lang talaga ang makakapagbigay ng tamang kasagutan at kahulugan sa mga katanungan at kaguluhan tungkol sa mga issue na ito. Sana naman maibigay na n'ya ang kasagutan sa akin para hindi na magulo ang utak ko at windang na windang na ako.
Ipagdasal nalang nga ulit, ano pa nga ba. Ipagdasal na magkaroon ako ng kaliwanagan ukol sa mga bagay na ito, please.
Amen.
Hindi ko na kaya 'to. Hindi ko kaya ng ako lang talaga, kailangan ko ng payo.
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Ayokong mag-isip ng mag-isip, dahil gusto ko lahat ng magiging desisyon ko ay tama, I never want to let my parents down because of things like these and etc. Dahil s'yempre, drama malamang kapag napag-alaman nila na napariwara ang anak nila etc. etc.
Kaya minabuti ko nang pumunta sa simbahan, nakasalubong ko sa entrance ng simbahan ang classmate ko nung high school na si Faith.
"James? Wow, ang tagal na nating hindi nagkakakita ah? Kumusta ka naman?" Tanong nito sa akin, nararamdaman ko na parang naexcite s'ya na makita akong muli pagkaraan ng... ilang taon na ba? Isa? Dalawa?
"Ah, Faith. 'Eto, okay pa rin naman, kinakaya pa. Dapat kayanin." Sagot ko.
"Ano, James. Mukhang may pinu-prublema ka ah? Is something wrong? Is something going on in your mind?"
May pagka-mindreader yata 'tong si Faith.
Ano bang dapat kong sabihin? Hindi ko naman maitatago forever ang nangyayari sa buhay ko ngayon dahil walang forever.
"Faith, may itatanong ako." I sighed before starting the question, "paano kung may kaibigan ka na magkagusto sa isang tao of the same gender or sex?"
"James, mahirap masagot ang tanong na 'yan dahil lagi nalang pinagdedebatihan ang tungkol sa issue na 'yan. Pero, pareho nating alam na ang mga magulang ko ang preacher dito sa church... well, honestly. Let's put it like this nalang, I onced had a crush on a girl, myself. I asked my parents about it, and they said..."
"They said what?"
"Sinabi nila na wala naman raw mali na magkagusto ka sa same-sex. That's all." Nginitian n'ya ako, "sino ba 'tong kaibigan mo na 'to?" Nakatingin s'ya sa akin, pakiramdam ko ay nalalaman n'ya ang lahat ng nangyayari sa akin dahil feeling ko her eyes are looking through me. It was as if she was looking through my soul.
Pero agad naman rin n'yang iniba ang tanong n'ya, "I mean, sino ba itong kaibigan mo na nagkakagusto sa same sex?"
"Mahabang kwento kasi, Faith. Sa ibang panahon ko nalang siguro maikukwento sa'yo. For now, thank you so much sa answers."
Inaaya ako ni Faith na pumasok sa loob, "nasa loob ng church sila papa at mama, gusto mo ba silang makausap at matanong para magkaroon ka pa ng ibang kasagutan. Malay mo, may iba pa silang masabi other than that na sinabi nila sa akin noon."
"Hindi na, may kailangan pa akong puntahan. Napadaan lang ako, mangungumusta lang talaga ako."
"Sige, 'pag may time ka, punta ka lang. Bukas naman palagi 'tong church at bukas ang church para sa lahat."
"Sige, thank you ulit. Goodbye na, Faith."
"Yes, you're welcome at thank you rin. God bless you always, James."
"God bless you rin."
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Marami na ang nahuhulog mula sa tulay, sinasadya man o bunga lang ng katangahan, ito ay isang nakababahalang pangyayari. Pero paano naman kung mahulog ka para sa isang taong naging tulay mo sa pag-ibig?
      
Masama bang mahulog para sa lalaking laging tumutulong sa'yo para makipag-ugnayan sa iba? 
      
Masama bang ma-fall sa taong nag-eeffort para tulungan ka? 

Masama nga ba?

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There are scenes in this story that contains acts that may interfere with your beliefs, ideas, and/or opinions about such topics, Reader's Discretion Advised.

"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental."

Enjoy.

<Notes>
'  means thoughts
" " means talking
Italic means flashback or telepathic communication
BOLD means dark mood or seriousness
CAPITALIZATION means shouting
everything else means normal narration
</Notes>
Girl : "AH! Baby Thoda Side Me, AH! AH! Haa Haa Aise Hi AH! AH! Bus ab main Baby ab main control nahi mein bas orgasm bahut karib hu kya tum bhi ho"
MC : "HA!, Main bhi bahut karib ho"
Girl : "Toh Chalo Saath Mein karte hai"
Both : "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
MC : "aahhhh….. maja aaga ya, kyo tumhe kaisa laga"
Girl : "Mujhe na Bahut maja aaya"
MC : "Toh kya kehti hoh har din kare"
Girl : "Woh Sab baad me dekhenge par chalo pehle so jate hai"
MC : "Par kyo abhi jawab kyo nahi de sakti"
Girl : "Maine kaha so jao"
MC : "OK"
Girl : 'Chalo mein ab apna plan suru karti hu'
Girl : "Hey, Darling yeah lo main tumhare doodh leke aayi hu tumhare liye"
MC : "Abhi toh kahe rahi thi so jao so jao ab yeah doodh ki liye"
Girl : "kal subah ke liye"
MC : "kya iska matlab ham ab har din karenge"
Girl : "haa babe"
Girl : 'soory par sayad tum kal jinda hi nahi bacho"
MC : "yeah lo pi liya"
Girl : "piliya, chalo ab so jate hai kal subah bhi toh karna hai"
MC : "OK, Good Night"
MC: "oh, yeah kaunsi jagah hai ek dum andhera hai, aisa lag rha hai ki sa sura mai kisi andheri gupah me huu jaha par koi light hi na ho"
Random Person: "WOW!, Maan gaye tumhe tum bilkul bhi chauke nahi, agar koi aur hota who ab tak shock ki wajah se chilla raha hota"
MC : "Ek minute, tum kaun ho"
Random Person : "Main ek God hu"
MC : "God, Sach me majak kar rahe ko kya"
God : " Main majak nahi kar raha hu Sach bol raha hu main ek God hu aur main tumhe bata hu ki tum mar chuke ho"
MC : "KYAAAAAAAAAA!, KYA KAB KAISE, ABHI TOH KUCH MINUTE PEHLE MAIN ABHI GIRLFRIEND KE SAATH SEX KARNE KE BAAD SONE GAYA THA, PHIR KAISE, AUR ABHI TOH MUMMY KO MAINE POTA BHI NAHI DIYA"
God : "Thund rakh munna thand rak, ruk jaa sab kuch bata hu ki tu kaise mara par pehle saant toh ho ja ghade ki dum sala jab se aaya hai chillaye hi ja raha hai, chutiya kahi ka"
MC : "OK, toh batao mujhe bhencho ki main kaise mara hu"
God : 'is chutiye ki toh puri ki puri personality hi badal gaye apni maut ki khabar sun ke'
God : "main tumhari ki maut ke bare, mein tumhe kaise batau, mujhe toh soch ke hi hasi aa rahi hai, ki raat mein hi sex aur maut, matlab jindgi main pehli baar sex kiya who bhi mar ne ke liy, hahahaaaaaaa mere toh hasi se aa su nikal aaye hai"
MC : "accha ab bahut hogaya ab batao ki main mara kaise hu"
God : "OK, bas ek minute hahahahahahahahahahh, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh….. chalo ab mein sidha point pe aata hu, munna dekho baat aise ki tumhe jahar deke tumhe tapka diya gaya hai tumhari girlfriend jiske saath tumne apni jindigi mein pehla aur aakhri baar sex kiya hai, ab bas mujhse yeah mat puch na kyo, kyouki ki abhi mera mood nhi hai tumhe batana ke aur naa kabhi hoga"
MC : "kya main mar gaya aur tumhe koi parwah hi nahi hai meri, ki mujhe bata do ki kyo meri girlfriend ne mujhe jahar de ke maar diya"
God : "bolana na mera mood nahi hai kyo faltu ka time khoti kar raha hai"
MC : "toh ab batao mera kya hoga mein yaha se kaha jaunga hell or heaven"
God : "nahi tum swarg jaoge nahi narak"
MC : "matlab"
God : "tum hoge reincarnate kisi bhi game anime manga ya phir kisi bhi series"
MC : "mein koi otaku nahi hu"
God : "kisko tum bewakoof bana rahe ho, mein sab janta tumhare bare mein ki tum kya ho, aur kya nahi launde mein ek bagwaan hu aur mein sab kuch janta hu, ki tumne kitni baar hilaya hai, tumhari pasand aur na pasand, sab kuch"
MC : "Oh, accha toh batao mere pas kitna collection hai movies,games,anime,manga aur comics ka, agar tum sab kuch jante ho"
God : "tumhare pas hai movies ka 7.16 tb ka collection 2.73tb anime ka collection, 1.6tb ka hentai collection, 3.8tb ka manga collection,  273 games aur kuch puchna hai"
MC : "tum toh sach much me god"
God : "kya bolte ho mere otaku sathi"
MC : "sathi"
God : " ha sathi kyouki ki ham dono hi true otaku hai"
MC : "kya baat karte ho tum bhi otaku ho, matlab main joh soch raha hu wahi tum soch rahe ho"
God : "Haa"
MC : "MATLAB TUM MUJHE SACH ME EK ANIME WORLD ME REINCARNATE KARNE JAA RAHE HO"
God : "haa bhai haa, par kuch limits ke saath"
MC : "matlab, kya kaunsi limits"
God : "mera matlab hai, ki tumhe koi extra abilities nahi milegi jaise ki koi anime system or system type abilities koi yeah reality hai koi comic ya fanfiction nahi, aur saath hi tum koi akele reincarnator nahi hoge us world me jisme tum jaoge"
MC : "matlab mujhe har abilities apne bal bude pe panii hogi aur main us world mein koi akela reincarnator nahi hunga"
God : "sahi kaha tumhare sath aur bhi kai reincarnator honge, aur un sab pe bhi wahi limits hongi joh maine tumhare upar lagai hai, aur tum kis being mein reincarnate hoge woh main khud decide karunga"
MC : " toh kam se kam main apna world khud chun sakta huna"
God : "haa, batao tumhe kis anime world me jana hai"
MC : "High School DxD,"
God : "thik hai bye"
In a certain place in china,
A woman gave birth to child name Cao Cao.

Hamara MC ne gindigi me kabhi sex nahi kiya, aur usne girlfriend ke sath kiya toh woh mar gaya kyo hua woh usko kabhi pata chala nahi, par marne ke baad woh god se mila aur usne use bataya ki beta tumhe main tumhare pasand dida anime world me bhej dunga par tumhe koi wish nahi milege aur nahi tumhe choice milegi ki tum kis character ke roop me born hoge bas tum us world me born ho jaoge, baki aur reincarnators ke sath.

matlab story mein apna main character hi akela reincarnator nahi hai uske saath aur kai reincarnators hai.

ab aap story padhiye aage jaan ne keliye ki kya hoga

agar appko shuru shuruwaat me pasand naa aye toh bas app volume 1 tak use kaise ki karke khatam kar ligiye taki main world building puri karlu uske bad ki story bahut hi mast hone wali main aapko guarantee deta hu.

i promise you.

**Disclaimer** This Is My First Novel And This Novel And Only Serves As Practice For When I Make My Original One. 
My Grammars Bad So If You Can, Please Point Out The Mistakes Made In The Para Comments, Constructive criticism Is Appreciated, If You Choose To Drop The Novel Then Just Go, No Need To Make A Fuss About it. 
Oh And Before I Forget.., THIS IS A NO HAREM NOVEL, SO ALL OF YOU HAREM DUMBASSES BETTER NOT COMPLAIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, 
ALSO TO THE NO HAREM ADVOCATES IF I GO TO THE HAREM ROUTE SOMEDAY FLAME THE HELL OUT OF ME, MAKE ME REALIZE MY MISTAKE. Anyway, I'm Done With My Tirade Now Onto The Chap Enjoy.~~
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Narrator's pov 
 
At Night In a House Somewhere in Japan There's an above-average looking Man in his Bedroom seemingly bored out of his life.

Mc's POV

Mc:"*sigh* I'm So Borrrred, I've finished Every single good anime, read every single good manga, and read so many good fanfictions. I have a trauma now!!!!". The Man Screams practically Breaking every single one of his neighbor's eardrums.

 *Knock* Knock*

Mc: "Who is it"? He asks Confused

Random neighbor:" it's me." 

Mc: "What Do You Want *opens the door slowly ." He says while opening the door annoyed with whoever just came.

Random neighbor: "*tick mark* WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU DUMBASS, YOU WOKE EVERYONE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT, IF YOU GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, EVERYONE IS SLEEPING!". The neighbor says fuming in anger 

Mc: "oh…. Sorry". He says in a not so sorry voice 

Random neighbor:" Whatever Just go to sleep, no one wants to hear your complaining anyways *Shuts door*". The neighbor says while Slamming the door close and clicking his tongue.

Mc: 'Well that just happened, anyways l got to go to the bathroom' he says in his thoughts 
______________________________________________________________________________
Meanwhile in another plane of existence 

???: ' hmm let's see what up on SoulNet'.HPOE the being says in his thoughts.

???: "ohohoho looks like there's an interesting soul, let's look into his life".
"Let's see STATUS SOUL NUMBER 6942096024

SoulBot(LOB):" searching…, Soul Found, Status open.

Name: Suzuki Ryu Miyamura

Age:22

Race: Human
 
Status: Bored Out Of His Life/non-orphan/straight

Likes: Otaku things, working out, having sex( but he barely does it) his friends, playing sports, food, and destroying thots/hoes/sluts(in the bed, of course, *insert Lennys face)

Dislikes: useless Anime characters,SacredJoker,Lewdpaper,Thots/sluts/hoes, dropped/trash/dumb fanfics


BP: Normal Human

IQ:115

Sex Life: Non-virgin

Looks: Above average 

Parents status: dead

DS
Normal:2in
Erect:5.5in
Backstory: 
Suzuki Ryu Miyamura is a 22-year-old extremely rare otaku, he enjoys otaku things, working out, having sex, his friends, food, playing sports, and destroying thots/hoes/sluts(in the bed of course *insert Lenny face*).
he dislikes Useless anime character/tropes, harems, dropped/trash/idiotic fanfics, he also dislikes HatefulBerry, CrudePaper, I'll Fuck Till You Love Me Fag,


Physically he is in really good shape he is tall with With pale skin as white as a sheet, Red Hair with red-colored and ion eyes, he has Ears that are so beautiful that even gods will die from jealousy(ok jk he just had good looking ears)


He grew up in an upper-class neighborhood.
His parents died when he was 18 in a plane crash

After that, he became kinda self-isolating and started watching anime and such.
 
He's currently in no relationships

He has a best friend who's a virgin and is nice and wise

???: Hmm Looks like I was right!
Let me kill and reincarnate him
He might give me some enjoyment. The being says Excitedly

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Annnnd I'm done , Tell me how it is, there are any mistakes if so then comment down below, anyways see you guys next time bye.

This Is YOUR TYPICAL TRASH HAREM FIC SO DONT READ IT CYA

**Disclaimer** This Is My First Novel And This Novel And Only Serves As Practice For When I Make My Original One. 
My Grammars Bad So If You Can, Please Point Out The Mistakes Made In The Para Comments, Constructive criticism Is Appreciated, If You Choose To Drop The Novel Then Just Go, No Need To Make A Fuss About it. 
Oh And Before I Forget.., THIS IS A NO HAREM NOVEL, SO ALL OF YOU HAREM DUMBASSES BETTER NOT COMPLAIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, 
ALSO TO THE NO HAREM ADVOCATES IF I GO TO THE HAREM ROUTE SOMEDAY FLAME THE HELL OUT OF ME, MAKE ME REALIZE MY MISTAKE. Anyway, I'm Done With My Tirade Now Onto The Chap Enjoy.~~
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Narrator's pov 
 
At Night In a House Somewhere in Japan There's an above-average looking Man in his Bedroom seemingly bored out of his life.

Mc's POV

Mc:"*sigh* I'm So Borrrred, I've finished Every single good anime, read every single good manga, and read so many good fanfictions. I have a trauma now!!!!". The Man Screams practically Breaking every single one of his neighbor's eardrums.

 *Knock* Knock*

Mc: "Who is it"? He asks Confused

Random neighbor:" it's me." 

Mc: "What Do You Want *opens the door slowly ." He says while opening the door annoyed with whoever just came.

Random neighbor: "*tick mark* WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU DUMBASS, YOU WOKE EVERYONE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT, IF YOU GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, EVERYONE IS SLEEPING". The neighbor says fuming in anger 

Mc: "oh…. Sorry". He says in a not so sorry voice 

Random neighbor:" Whatever Just go to sleep, no one wants to hear your complaining anyways *Shuts door*". The neighbor says while Slamming the door close and clicking his tongue.

Mc: 'Well that just happened, anyways l got to go to the bathroom' he says in his thoughts 
______________________________________________________________________________
Meanwhile in another plane of existence 

???: ' hmm let's see what up on SoulNet'.HPOE the being says in his thoughts.

???: "ohohoho looks like there's an interesting soul, let's look into his life".
"Let's see STATUS SOUL NUMBER 6942096024

SoulBot(LOB):" searching…, Soul Found, Status open.

Name: Suzuki Ryu Miyamura

Age:22

Race: Human
 
Status: Bored Out Of His Life/non-orphan/straight

Likes: Otaku things, working out, having sex( but he barely does it) his friends, playing sports, food, and destroying thots/hoes/sluts(in the bed, of course, *insert Lenny face)

Dislikes: useless Anime characters , HolyJoker, Lewdpaper, Thots/sluts/hoes, dropped/trash/dumb fanfics

BP: Normal Human

IQ:115

Sex Life: Non-virgin

Looks: Above average 

Parents status: dead

DS
Normal:2in
Erect:5.5in
Backstory: 
Suzuki Ryu Miyamura is a 22-year-old extremely rare otaku, he enjoys otaku things, working out, having sex, his friends, food, playing sports, and destroying thots/hoes/sluts(in the bed of course *insert Lenny face*).
he dislikes Useless anime character/tropes, harems, dropped/trash/idiotic fanfics, he also dislikes HatefulBerry, CrudePaper, I'll Fuck Till You Love Me Fag,

Physically he is in really good shape he is tall with With pale skin as white as a sheet, Red Hair with red-colored and ion eyes, he has Ears that are so beautiful that even the gods will kill blood from jealousy 
VA

He grew up in an upper-class neighborhood.
His parents died when he was 18 in a plane crash

After that, he became kinda self-isolating and started watching anime and such.
 
He's currently in no relationships

He has a best friend who's a virgin and is nice and wise

???: Hmm Looks like I was right!
Let me kill and reincarnate him
He might give me some enjoyment. The being says Excitedly

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Annnnd I'm done , Tell me how it is, there are any mistakes if so then comment down below, anyways see you guys next time bye.

Friday. Week 1. Year 1.

[You have triggered exotic sleep! All stats except paranoia and hidden stats are boosted by 10% Hidden stat endurance has been revealed. You received an endurance boost of 50% for the day!]

 

Clyde turned off the alarm as he stared into the eyes of the hungry demoness. Before he could speak, she launched an aggressive kiss, pulled back then smiled. Her hand was already in his boxers, as she kissed him again.

"You can't let me play alone," Alice said softly, unlocking the beast within Clyde. He pulled her onto his lap, launching his own assault of kisses. Alice's breathing grew husky. She softly moaned from a kiss on her neck. Swiftly, Clyde took an eye full of every man's glory, his craving for the demoness at the point of no return. While she had nothing on Harumi, he still cuffed a handful of soft, amazing, breasts. Boobs were love, boobs were life—this briefly rang through the young man's head, perhaps heads, until a logical thought managed to pierce the lustful instincts.

He had no protection. He could still remember Mortem's warning as if he spoke it to Clyde hours ago. Everyone and this world were real. Sure, in a parallel world or alternate dimension, but living, breathing, conscious beings. The last thing he needed was to take his chances at accidentally impregnating a fucking demoness.

Maybe he'd have to chance it at pulling out in time. He made the judgment call—Alice was way too into it. And so was he. He'd just have to be late for class, regardless of the consequences.

He laid Alice down, hungrily kissing her, moving lower. He slipped two fingers into what felt like an ocean. The demoness's moan almost made Clyde release. She frantically accepted Clyde's kisses as if they were her source of life. As his fingers swam in her, she pushed fingernails into his back, ecstasy pouring from her mouth.

Clyde was ready to enter the land of milk and honey when abruptly, a ring of the doorbell, followed by a few knocks sounded from his front door. He wanted to ignore it but realized that someone else also went to the same college as he. A neighbor whom he'd have to explain things too—not that his sex life was her business.

Harumi had done nothing to get his cold shoulder. He also didn't want to explain why he was about to have wild sex with a demoness.

"Ignore it," Alice said softly. "You're an incredible lover—take me. Dominate me now."

Clyde's erection felt like it tripled. He seriously considered her offer, but Mortem and his douche-shit masters expected him to attend this school. He couldn't risk it.

"After classes, if you come over," he said, almost disbelieving the words that flowed from his mouth. The demoness frowned.

"I suppose I cannot be angry with you for attending your human schooling," Alice said then laid back. "A smart man is an attractive one—but we were in the middle of something you know. It's rude to leave a girl unsatisfied, so I will be back, twice over. If your human friend is jealous, she could just join in. I can do things—"

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves," Clyde said, holding down his eagerness of getting to plow a beautiful woman twice. He couldn't wait for this school day to end. He'd have to avoid any afterschool engagements, though something in the back of his mind warned him that it wasn't going to be so easy. After cleaning up and ignoring Alice's temptations for a quickie in the shower, while he brushed his teeth, and even while walking to answer the door. To his relief, the demoness vanished when he opened the door, though with a silent promise to return after his classes ended.

"You sure took your time," Harumi said. "Are you okay?"

He noticed that she attempted to peek inside, as if searching for someone. Clyde closed the door. A prompt nearly made him freeze.

 

[Your relationship with Alice has changed from friendly, curious, teasing, and sexually interested to friend, teasing, and sexually intense craving. You will be subjected to constant sexual banter from Alice. However, as your friend, she will respect you. She will not interfere with your operations. Warning, verbal sexual banter may spark jealousy levels from any of your female friends with CLOSER standing, regardless of level. It is advised not to enter a relationship until you abolish the sexually intense craving rank. You can do this by simply telling your friend. You will not be penalized for doing so; however, regaining this rank becomes 150 times easier. Be warned, if you cheat in your relationship, be prepared for consequences if you're caught.]

 

[You've earned 500 EXP for obtaining this rank.]

 

"Just overslept a bit," Clyde lied. He decided to deal with the prompt later. If Alice wanted to make a play or two at him, he wouldn't mind. He still asked himself why do this with a demoness.

When the duo reached the front gates, Chika anime-dove into his arms. As if a switch flipped inside his brain, he found himself engulfing comfort from her. Dammit, it's just because she was cute. Clyde pushed away the sappy thoughts. The fact that he almost…. almost…. fucking, almost had sex with two beautiful women but some event got in the way of it. His anime trope senses rang. THE FUCKING HAREM. It all made sense now. And it had to be dealt with this day.

A cold, revolting chill sunk into his spine. Maybe the inability to ever have sex in this world was simply a sign to focus on getting home.

Only an idiot would believe that. He could end up in this world for years…. years of anime tropes. Shit. He needed to take control, guide his own fate. Fate or whatever the fuck it was called, Clyde thought.

During lunch, Clyde decided to eat lunch alone, in hopes to think to himself when caught sight of another anime trope. A really busty anime girl with long purple hair and matching eyes walked in a stuck-up, possibly dignified way. Young men all around her seemed to lose their minds—doing whatever they can to greet her. So, she showed up at last. The popular girl. Clyde would not say, "oh," to her. He would not greet nor pay her any mind. He had better things to do anyway. Somehow, the girl seemed to notice his resolve because from afar, Clyde and she made eye contact. He didn't bother holding it and just started for the door. He could already tell she was going to be a nuisance.

--- Extra tags: Satire, Adult/Mature, Monster girl(Monster girl Encyclopedia kind), Fiction/Satire/comedy (I.E. Not to be taken seriously).

By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more…
This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore.

This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him:  demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl…

A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor…

In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not.

Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods…




~A lover of character development lover! 


Warning:
 Episode 7 and beyond contains and ramps a lot up on sexual content, including scenes. You have been warned.  This is not for the faintest of hearts! There are also monster girl quest references in here too. Once again, fair warning. Think about that before entering.
You now know what you're getting into...
[Recommended for those who know of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia] 
--Heads up: this develops into a Harem (and eventually they'll end up as his wives. If that's not your thing, this is your head's up.) 
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Written and edited by me with Persona as my inspiration!
*He goes from cautious to embracing! 
*Don't just stop somewhere in volume 1 (because we know the beginning doesn't count for a judgment). Binge it! Binge it! Binge it! 
***Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for a while xD.***
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ZAB

I gently slapped my face with the makeup sponge and traced my lips with the bloody red lipstick. 

I smiled at my reflection and pursed my lips. 

Perfect.

Agad kong hinubad ang suot na dilaw na damit, leaving my body in two piece tiny garments in golden glitters. I tapped my breasts, making sure it's properly tucked under the flimsy fabric. Bumaba ang paningin ko sa panty, down to the garter set.

Not bad.

I stared at my reflection in the mirror. Wow, the groom will be aroused seeing me, baka nga magbago ang isip niya na pakasalan ang kanyang bride. Tumalikod ako at tiningnan ang likod. Whoops, not bieng vain but I really love my wriggly ass. 

Okay, few more minutes and I have to do my job.

The door opened at pumasok si Yna, nagtatrabaho sa restobar kung saan madalas ako. Siya ang nagpapasok sa akin sa trabahong ito. 

"Ready Zab?" tanong niya.

"Where's the box?" Kaagad naman niyang kinuha ang malaking box na nakapatong sa isang platform truck. It's a giant gift box that the groom to be is suppose to open. I giggled and glanced again at my reflection on the mirror. 

It's sexy dancing time!

✒️✒️✒️

Mula sa loob ng box ay rinig ko ang boses ng mga nasa stag party. I waited for the groom to open the box before I'll start entertaining him. Well, not really strip dancing-- since I'm not going to strip. Maybe go-go dancing.

Una sa lahat, hindi naman ako maghuhubad. I just need to dance provokingly on the groom's lap. Hindi ito ang unang raket ko na ganito, in fact this is the third. This is just a few hours job na ang sweldo ay pang isang buwan na ng mga empleyado. provocative dancing is a fast-money job.

The dance lasted for a while at halos mabingi ako sa sigawan ng mga nasa stag party. Mahiyain ang groom at kahit alam kong nagagandahan siya sa akin, malabo yatang hindi matuloy ang kasal. He's too smitten with his soon-to-be wife na kahit sa stag party niya ay puro ito ang bukambibig niya.

The party ended by past 1:30 AM-- to me. The boys are too drunk so I made my exit at tiyak kong hanggang umaga pa sila doon. I yawned as I counted the money I get for dancing. 

Finally! Mabibili ko na ang damit na gustong-gusto ko. Last week, I was eyeing a pretty dress but hindi pasok sa budget so kailangan kong pag-ipunan.

Habang nasa taxi pauwi sa apartment, hindi ko mapigilang mapangiti sa sarili. This is the life that I want-- free and exciting. Life as Elizabeth Alexis Cruiz is tough. My adoptive parents who picked me at the orphanage when I was eight were tight and too boring.

I grew up in wealthy, uptight and strict Cruiz household. Pinag-aral ako sa christian school tapos may tutor pa sa bakasyon. No time to play. High school was no fun since my adoptive parents became more uptight as I hit adolescence.

At college, I was forced to take up a business course, so I did. Nang gumraduate ako, I asked for freedom-- so here I am, living in my apartment alone. I'm thankful to their kindness to me but I really wanted to be free.

I have an online job to support my living. I write articles on some sites and it was an easy job not to mention na mabilis lamang kumita. Minsan ay rumaraket ako ng kahit ano, including stripteasing-- for fun and excitement.

Hindi ko pa nagagamit ang pinag-aralan ko at wala akong balak na magtrabaho sa mga kompanya ng 8 hours sa isang araw. No fucking way. I need time for myself. I'll work according to my own preference. And I spent my own money, not my adoptive parents and it feels so good to do so. I never once touched the money in my debit account even when I asked for freedom although they said that I should spend it. 

Maybe not now. Saka na kung gipit na gipit na talaga at wala ng ibang paraan. I am earning high and I invested in public trading and so far it's doing good.

This is what freedom means to me. No required prim and proper behavior. No standard skirt length. Just free.

I yawned as I lean my head on the cab's window. 

I was free when I turned 20, with my diploma and Summa Cum Laude degree. It made my adoptive parents proud and my freedom is the gift that I asked for. Nang umpisa ay tila ayaw nila, they said life is tough... of course I know. I'm from an orphanage and the first challenge in life I faced there is to handle mean orphans. I was mean in some way too... but some are too mean.

Pasado alas dos na nang makarating ako sa bahay. I'm too sleepy that I have no strength to change my yellow dress above my lingerie and garter set. Kahit tanggalin ang make up ko ay hindi ko magawa. I tossed my bag on the bed and let myself fall but two knocks on the door disturbed my trip to dreamland.

Damn.

Sino sa mga kapitbahay ko ang kumatok?! I stood up to much of my annoyance and open the door. 

"Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" A man in a black hooded robe came to my view. Read hairs were sticking out. My eyes traveled down to his pale hand holding a hook black umbrella. Oh, is it raining? "Man, what's with the black hooded robe? Are you emo? And is that a hook black umbrella? What are you, Kingsman? Try folded one mister, it's easier to carry."

He's tall with pale skin and striking features. What the hell, he looks like an anime guy with his red hair. Saang anime ba siya galing?

"Elizabeth Alexis Cruz, 23 years old. Born on December 7, 1995. Died at 2:13 AM. Cause of Death: Heart Attack. Your time is up and you can't say no to that." His voice was deep, and sexy in some way.

But what did he say? Is he on drugs? I sniffed and he doesn't smell like alcohol. I am so familiar with alcohol so even if someone under alcohol stands a meter away fro me, I can still smell it. He doesn't smell drunk so maybe he's on drugs. But how did he know my name?

Not the last name though. 

I'm Cruiz, not Cruz. Kruwiz, not Kruz.

And December 17, not 7.

Heart attack, what the hell?

Hmm, is he so thin that's why he wore a robe? I pretended to hit his shoulder. Oh, not thin... I guess he's muscular enough.

"Mister, what prank are you pulling on? Sorry but my name is Elizabeth Alexis Cruiz, 23 years old. Born on December 17, 1995. And no heart complication and still strong as a carabao. I think you mixed me up with someone. Next time you should be careful with spelling and typos. Have a good day mister." 

I'm too sleepy right now but it's not everyday that a guy who looks like he leaped out of an anime film knocks on your door. Okay that was a chance I don't want to miss. I immediately opened my drawer, at inilabas ang NSO at driver's license ko. I jot down my cellphone number in a sticky note before opening the door.

The anime guy looks like he's about to knock again.

I shoved my NSO and ID on his face, with an intention of pulling his hoodie down so I can have a better view but failed. Whoops, better luck next time. 

"Proofs. Make sure you slip them back under the door after you check them mister." I smiled and handed him the sticky note, "And oh, here's my number. I do hookups depends on the face and I think you passed. Call me anytime, just make sure you don't have sexually transmitted disease, for now just let me sleep." I winked but anime guy didn't even react.

Hmm, if I'm not sleepy, I would have already pulled him inside and moments later we're both naked. Too bad, sleep is everything to me more than sex and food. 

When I said freedom, I tried everything that was deprived to me when I was still Elizabeth Alexis Cruiz-- and that includes sex and alcohol. The lucky guy was my college crush. He's the hottest guy in the campus so losing my first to him isn't regretful. I was 21 and exploring my freedom. It happened once and few months after, we met again. Basically, he's my first and second.

Last year I met a guy at the restobar, we had sex and it was fun while it lasted. He's boring so it never happened again. 

No other sex experience aside from those two but I kissed countless guys. And none of them seems worthy to be let inside my panties. But anime guy outside could be my third guy and fourth sex. 

That if he'll call or knock again.

For now I really need to sleep.

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