When everything comes crashing down, a little girl will wonder, "why did the world end before she was even born?"

This is a story about hardships and struggles that will determine who she will become. A destroyer of the monsters that stalks her homeland or a savior who shall be entrusted with humanity’s future?

Remember, however, life began at habitat five

An unlikely team, Snake and Hamster, put their heads together to escape the pet store on the only day of the year there is no staff; Christmas.

A one-shot for a writing prompt - target length 1k words.

Trouser Snake 

If you think that the Cobra is the most venomous snake in the world then you are mistaken... The following snake has been found to be the most venomous.... 

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) 

LOCATION: Throughout the world 

DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin) Varying from pink to black. 

Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 1-3 feet) 

* Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & subspecies. 

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. 

Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen! 

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places. 

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men. 

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED: 

TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected. 

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks any how. 

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success. 

SEARCHING FOR ANTI-VENOM: 
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front. 
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion. 
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very rigid and start spitting. 
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked. 
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 15-20 minutes. 

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.

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I have always had a love for animals and they for me. When I was a child, my mother had to keep me from approaching all kinds of animals, large and small. It didn't matter whether it was an average common cat or a rattlesnake in the wild. My mother always found me talking to them, stroking them, and singing to them. To me, they seemed to understand. They looked me in the eye as I spoke to them, seemed drawn to me and I to them.
It never seemed strange to me, but my mother would talk about it like the strangest phenomenon, "She would approach a bangle tiger if I let her!" 
This caused my mother to keep an extra close eye on me. My location and what I was up to was always on her mind. But that didn't stop me from talking to the creatures I loved most. A lot more than people.
People made fun of my name. Janill was hard for them to pronounce and it was off from the common Janell that others were used to. I always got called, "Janiel or Jan-il. Like Neil or Jan is ill." Aside from their common English incompetence, the kids my age made fun of my hair. It was a deep strawberry blonde, almost a sort of orange. People said my hair was orange and I was a white skinned and orange haired clown. My freckles should be "covered up". It didn't help that I didn't care much for fancy clothes or brushing my hair. I often found myself more enthralled with the world around me. I was exploring private properties covered with foliage and old buildings, pretending I was a part of the animals world that I more thoroughly enjoyed than my own.
People didn't like me much and a part of me was sad, but I always found reason to be happy in my life. I enjoyed the moments of a friend here and there. Accepting the inevitable when they decided to no longer be friends with me. I couldn't help the way I turned out and I wasn't about to change myself for a bunch of wishy washy people.
Nine years later, graduated and living on my own, I am free to be myself. I chose nicer clothes these days. Not fancy, but more relaxed with t-shirt and jeans. My hair is much better, brushed, well cared for, but in a high ponytail so to keep it off my neck. 
Late September was still pretty warm and I did much better in the cold.
After taking care of my grandmother at her home, I was off to go purchase my first python. I bought an Emerald Tree python and it would be arriving at Mystics and Exotics pet store. I had to buy a HUGE habitat for him and have it custom built in my grandmothers entryway. Yes. I love with my grandmother, but it was her idea. She's my fathers mother and after his passing, she asked me to come live with her. I was only ten and my mother refused, but after turning eighteen, I came straight here. 
My mom didn't like that my grandma encouraged my obsession with animals and she was even the one who told me about the Mystics and Exotics pet shop. Apparently, only a few people knew of this shop and it was very exclusive. I had to give my grandmothers name and he had to call and verify with her that I was who I said I was.
At first, I was super excited at all the exotic animals. Snakes, foxes, hedgehogs, monkeys, and so much more could be found there. Some were for sale and others were just a part of the shop. It was unlike anything I had ever seen. There weren't tiny cages, scruffy floors, or cashiers. It was all done online. Ordering the habitat, the pet, and even the care products were delivered, installed by a professional and even cared for by the M&E's employees. 
And their shop, if you can even call it that, it a huge building the size of IKEA with enormous habitats, all behind perfect shining glass. The floors were legitimate black marble with gold twining and the ceilings were arched and made of glass. Each habitat had natural lighting from the ceilings and I was told by the oh-so-handsome shop owner Golden, that the ceilings even open.
I only met Golden the one time when I was making an order with a clerk. I had thought the clerk was pleasing to look at with his aqua blue eyes and rich chocolate brown hair that hung to his waist on one side and was shaved on the other. An edgy haircut I always enjoyed, especially on guys. However, the moment I laid eyes on Golden, he was an intruder. A gorgeous, heavenly scented, and deep voiced intruder. He had the longest hair I had seen on a guy in person. It went to his hips. You'd think that he'd tie it up in some way to make it easier to deal with, but no. The jerk let those pitch black silken strands dance around his well built figure and send off a scent that made me think of autumn leaves, cool earth, and warm sun rays. I had the hardest time concentrating on what he was telling me after his hair tickled my shoulder when he reached over me. He could've sold me every dang animal in the book and I would've agreed. Especially when he caught my gaze with those gold colored eyes. Makes sense his parents named his Golden, in two ways. Those eyes and his perfect EVERYTHING!
Leaving afterwards helped, but only a pinch. I found myself fantasizing about our next meeting and things I could ask him or say to him to get him talking and hopefully laugh. Maybe I could make an impression on him? 
I slapped my face. For the fifth time today. I was excited about my snake. I have been WAITING for this day and it was going to be the highlight of my life. Not some sexy shop owner who would never think twice about little ol me. A nineteen year old who lived and took care of her grandmother. I have barely tasted life and he was at least twenty four. I was a cute little girl to him, at the very most. That's if he found anything about me cute. 
Hopefully it would just be Skyler. Yes. I can convince myself that I am actually hoping that.

A Yinstagram model goes to a beautiful spot in the woods for a photo shoot. Unknowingly, someone had his eyes on her and for quite some time.

Hadi (1) showed a frustrated look as he kept on dialing on his smartphone for the n-th time. His wife approached him and consoled, "Enough dear, when they read the message, they will reply."

"The thing is, Bro Arash had replied.  That means he had read his phone. But I still can't contact him!"

Hadi still didn't believe Haziq's (2) and Hasna's (3) theory of saying that the picture was photoshopped. He knew his lil' sis was proficient with using the latest Photoshop software and had doctored quite a number of amusing pictures in her free time.

But this time, it was so seamless. The picture didn't give any clues to doubt its authenticity. The picture was only added with filters to make the subjects stood out as the background was too dark.

As a digital artist himself, he believed he knew a doctored picture when he sees one. This one is no doubt authentic.

His other siblings didn't know anything.

As the eldest in the family, he needed to get to the bottom of this before the couple offended their mom again. She was very strict with them and will unleash her wrath on all of them regardless of who upset her first.

It was collective punishment she employed since they were young because they were too naughty and unruly. It had taught him that, he, as the eldest, must be responsible to all of his siblings, correcting their wrongs as early as possible without waiting for their mother to act on them.

It has led Hadi, as the eldest brother in the family to be like a father-figure to the rest of the siblings and matured faster. It also developed Hadi's sense of responsibility to a higher level as compared to his other siblings and peers.

Even now, as all of them already grew up, he still stood tall and continue his job as the eldest.

He had cleared up a couple of his siblings' immature mistakes before. Especially Hana, who was pretty cheeky although she already had two children. He sometimes wondered, when she will truly grow up.

His thought was interrupted by an incoming call.

[Finally!] He thought his sister or Arash had finally accumulated enough courage to give him an explanation.

Reading the name of the caller on his smartphone's screen, he trembled incessantly. 

As he answered the call, he realized he could hear the sobbing of her strict mother retelling him about his brother-in-law's story about their missing sister. 

It took a while for him to coax his crying mother. It was a first since the death of his father for him to hear weakness and fragility in their mom's usual imposing behavior. He felt really worried over both his mom and his little sister.

Once he ended the call, he immediately fetched for his car keys.

"Dear, I'm going to Bro Arash's house for a while. Lock the gates. Give me a call if there is anything okay." He didn't want to waste anymore time. It's going to be a four hour's drive to and fro. He needed to double up.

His bewildered wife gave a nod.

"Be good." He kissed her forehead before she fetched both of his hands to habitually kissed after holding them lovingly (a).

"Careful on the road. Don't speed. Although you worked in the police department, you're not a police officer." She reminded her hubby again.

Sometimes, this hubby of hers was more spirited then the real officers. It worries her a lot. He was supposed to be in-charge on digital cybercrimes as well as a digital artist in the police department.

This was the highest tolerance her mother-in-law could accept. Hadi's wife knew her mother-in-law didn't want her son to end up like her late husband. 

Hadi coughed awkwardly and bid her goodbye.

Inside his car, he gave a quick call to his fourth sister, Hasna, who stayed the nearest to their mom, to return to their mom's house to sooth her. If their mom collapsed alone in that house, he won't be able to forgive himself.

....

Humaira found it funny that her elder sister pranked them with that picture. She chuckled lightly in the library while she huddled for warmth. 

She was finishing up her post-doc studies with the final article. When this one was done, she can finally say bye-bye to this god-forsaken cold region and returned to the bosom of her favorite tropical climate.

With a speedy finger, she reposted her sister's picture in all social platforms she was registered with. She typed a fun caption gleefully, "In the process of being stunned by a Pokémon."

In less than an hour, her post had gone viral as it had been retweeted, reshared and reposted so many times due to its unique and funny nature. It has garnered 300 thousand unique shares within two hours.

The netizens discussed on the authenticity of the picture and the species of the snake. They were arguing about the emergence of a unicorn-like mid-horned snake which had never been seen before. If it's not fake, it's a new undiscovered species!

At the same time a hot debate on the jewel-like stud ensued. Majority of the netizens brushed it off as a Photoshop gimmick. Some argued that it was real, while others felt angered by the notion that the snake owner was abusing it with add-on 3D make up.

Another faction even claimed that they had proof that the owner had undergone a cosmetic surgery to permanently add a jewelry to her pet snake. Each statement was worse than the one before.

The trending of the picture had caught the interest of a few snake enthusiasts and specialists to the snake pet in the picture.

Some naturalist and environmentalist fanned the flame demanded the release of the unfortunate snake into its natural habitat. While others were inquiring the whereabouts of the owner herself, expressing interest in purchasing it.

When Ma'am Shaza gotten a forwarded message from her aerobics class buddies featuring her own daughter, she nearly fainted from shock.

#Shocking news!
Cruelty towards Animals!
A Malaysian had been killed by her own exotic breed pet snake! The woman was allegedly abusing her pet by embeddening foreign objects via surgery. It has sparked the rage of the netizens worldwide. Naturalists and environmentalists were fighting to gain the freedom of the poor snake from its abusive breeder. If you have more information, contact the hotline below.
#ReleaseThatSnake
#AbusiveOwner
#NeedDivineRetribution

When Humaira finally noticed the storm brewing from her irresponsible post, she was so scared that she immediately removed it and closed all her accounts. However, it was a done deal. The damage was done. She could only find her big bro to settle this issue immediately.

She tried to call her reliable big bro, but to no avail. Unknown to her, he was driving towards Hana and Arash's house to demand a face-to-face explanation for making their mom cried.

[Bro Hadi...where are you.. ] TT_____TT

Now, Humaira was the one who wanted to cry.

...


Author's note:
The names depicted in this chapter was an example on how the Malay ethnic in Malaysia synchronized the names of their children. They can start with the same alphabet, the same sound, or the same phrase. They do not have a family name but were connected to their father's name with a Bin (for guys) and Binti/bt (for girls). Bin/bt means son/daughter of. For example, Hadi's name might be "Hadi Zaujan bin Miskon Shafiee". Hadi is first primary name, Zaujan is middle name, bin (son of), Miskon (first name of father) Shafiee (second name of father). Hadi's daughter, example, Seha, might be known as Faseha Solihin bt Hadi Zaujan. Look how it connects.

A short trivia :D Recently, the names of the younger generations had gotten longer and longer. Later when they need to fill in forms, confirm not enough boxes one (laugh)

Name meanings:
(1) Hadi = [Arabic: leader]
(2) Haziq = [Arabic: smart]
(3) Hasna = [Arabic: beautiful]
(4) Humaira = [Arabic: blushing cheeks]

(a) habitually kissed after holding them lovingly = this is the way everyone in a family shakes hand over here. We grab with both hands, not one, and we don't actually shake, more like grab each other's hand warmly. We will kiss the hand of the elder or the ones we respect. Eg, children to elders, or wife to husband. It signifies filiality, love and respect. You don't grab your friend's hand and kiss it, they'll feel super gross and awkward. The kiss is also not a real kiss, just a light touch. Strangers warrant the normal handshake, or none at all, depending on genders.

Meet Hana, a not-so young clumsy housewife, who got lost in a different world when she stepped out for a short grocery shopping session. How can this aunty survive without skills or even a 'golden finger'? What actually can a housewife do besides cooking and cleaning? There's nobody around at all, so she can't even scheme. Is she destined to die in a foreign place full of trees as a side character? Or will she step up and find her own 'edge' in order to survive? Follow her colorful journey and her struggles to carve up a humble abode (sojourn) which she could call her own while awaiting for the beloved of her life to rescue her from her nightmarish predicament.

Will her beloved even be able to rescue her?

Will she obtain benefits and unimaginable wonders as she struggles day to day to survive?

Will she one day obtain super powers as a transmigrator should?

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Meet Hana, a not-so young clumsy housewife, who got lost in a different world when she stepped out for a short grocery shopping session. How can this clumsy aunty survive without skills or even a 'golden finger'? What actually can a housewife do besides cooking and cleaning? There's nobody around at all, so she can't even scheme. Is she destined to die in a foreign place full of trees as a side character? Or will she step up and find her own 'edge' in order to survive? Follow her colorful journey and her struggles to carve up a humble abode (sojourn) which she could call her own while waiting for the beloved of her life to rescue her from her nightmarish predicament. 

Will her beloved even be able to rescue her?

Will she obtain benefits and unimaginable wonders as she struggles day to day to survive? 

Will she one day obtain superpowers as a transmigrator should? 

Let us wait and see while rooting for this bumbling yet lovable housewife 

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After getting the white core, he refines it as soon as possible.
A few minutes later, he woke up and looking around the cave and went more in-depth.
"hmm.. what is this dark aura?"

'i feel a little pressure here. Let's check it out!!'

"I smell treasure!!"

When he arrives at the source of dark aura. in front of him, there is a black bamboo floating while giving of little pressure to him.

"this bamboo can become a material upgrade for my spear."

This bamboo will upgrade the spear, and who knows, maybe with this dark aura will add an ability to the spear.

"let's fuse this bamboo with the spear then, kill the monsters."

Like that, he does the same thing when he makes the dragon sword, melting the bamboo and separate the impurities away. Next is the spear, trying to maintain the shape and burn the filth away.

"uhh... I'm not used to this yet."

He has sweat around his head to his whole body. 'final touch' his focus eyes toward the spear and slowly fuse the two-item.

'Ting'...
"huft huft...its difficult to maintain this spear shape."
he wanted to upgrade this spear without changing the shape because he like it this spear, and it can become camouflage of my low key to enjoying life when he came to contact with another human.

'Though I don't know what my species now.. as long as I have this little brother in my lower body. It's okay. ahaha" 

"this spear becomes a little heavy now, and when I grip hard, this spear gave off the pressure like when I meet the black bamboo."

He tries to swing, stab, and thrust the spear around. It feels comfortable than before.

"Now is the time to hunt. previous battle I'm using my magic, and it's overkill, next is with my battle strength."

Time went by.

In a desert, there is a small hill of centipede corpse. At the top of this little hill of corpses is Seinth stand straight while holding the sword in hand and spear on the back, staring at the bloody sky while making a solemn expression.

"fvk, I can't wait to see human habitat!!" 
I will raze this place upside down!!

With that, he was running wild every time he sees a monster, KILL!!.

After killing monsters days by days, he trains all basic combat style spear, sword, fist, kick, throw until he can make an ultimate move on every basic combat style.

"in this desolate land, I can only found Alligator, centipede, wolf, Boar, and snake.

well, the boar is rare to see because I only see it two times all this time while the snake is like a monstrous boss, I almost died because I get trauma on my previous life that I get choked by a python. 'fortunately I'm still alive on that accident fiuhh'

"time to cook the boar, I never taste boar meat before. since now.. this is what I can have, to get my stomach to have a feeling of being full"

A few hours after eating and rest. 'not bad, it's tastes good. is it because different world different tastes?' 'well, it doesn't matter because I live in this world now!!'
he is thinking about killing the wolf den. Because there is no monster on sight except the wolf den.

so while walking toward the wolf den, he imagines when he came to human settlement and interacted with so many beauties. 'hehehe'

Seinth Arrived 100 meters from the wolf.

"here we go!"

He makes a stand to run and shout...

'whooosshh'
'stab' 'slash' ' slash' ' stab' 'swing 360°'

He massacres the wolf pack with his sword in hand. until there is a loud sound wave and aura of deterrent coming from a cave at the small hill.
"Grraaaaaawwwllll!!"
a big giant wolf is coming out of the cave and howling his head at me with his sharp eyes looked at me!

"I make the right choice to place this wolf den on the last kill list."

While I'm saying that. the leader wolf run straight toward me with his mouth open wide just about to rip me apart. 

'shitt!!'

I dodge on the side and when I see my left shoulder. it got ripped.
'fvk'

Oh, after a few seconds, I feel my wounded shoulder got better, but my left shoulder still hurt to move. While I try to buy time for my left shoulder to be healed, I focus on the leader wolf and concentrate my energy to fuel my legs. After a 15 minutes dodging the wolf leader attack, I feel my left shoulder fully healed, and I can move freely with my left hand.

"time to counter-attack!! fvking wolf!!!"
"gwaaaarrrrrwlll!!!"
with that shout, a wolf leader and a Man have a duel. 
'stab' 'parry' 'slash' 'howl' 'claws'
Thirty minutes pass by, and the two are still standing while staring at each other with injuries on their body.

"hurt..huftt, you fvking wolf. You can't beat me!! my recovery is faster than yours!!!"

when Seinth feels like he is in an advantageous situation, he looks at the injured wolf in front of him.
'hmm.. this wolf looks cool if it didn't have an injuries' 

Maybe I can tame this wolf leader? 

'But how?'

Well, I will just beat you to half-dead or make you exhausted!!

"come on, little wolf!!"

He says that with his middle finger pointed at the wolf leader.

"grrwooaoaahhhhh!!!"

'wow that work fast!'

The wolf leader got provoked and immediately attacked him more ferociously.

'haha, that is it more come! Attack me more. I will just dodge and counter this wolf attack.'

2 hours later.

"hahaha, you finally exhausted, huh? little wolf!"
"grrr...aouu"

This wolf leader can't do anything because he won't have any energy to stand anymore. The wolf leader is groaning while looking at Seinth walking toward him.

"relax little wolf. I wouldn't hurt you! As long as you become my pet! how is it?"

'you can understand me, right?'

You accept my provocation, so I know you understand me, little wolf!

"grauwl...!"

"come on, just become my pet! I will bring you to a fun place and get tons of food for you later!"

A few minutes of silence.

"aouuuu.."

This wolf moved his head towards me, and suddenly there was a golden light emerging from his forehead, the light then came to me and went straight to my head and disappeared.

'huh, I can feel the presence of others in my mind. Is that you, Little Wolf?'

'auuu .. master is mean, you know.'

"wow, you can talk now, little wolf?"

Suddenly got reply make Seinth happy because he has a companion to talk now!!

'Hmmpph!!'

The little wolf was pouting with her head looking away from him.

"Alright, I'm sorry for making you hurt like this. I have no other way but to do this to tame you little wolf. and wow, you're a girl, huh, Little Wolf?"

grinning, I wonder what he will do later if Little Wolf gets his human form?
'what are you thinking, master! and you are mean to me, my body hurts!'

Oopss!

"Alright, here, swallow this white core, I'll help you absorb this white core"

He helped Little Wolf to swallow the white core stones that he got after killing a giant snake. And put his hand on Little Wolf's head then focus on transferring his energy to help Little Wolf absorb the white core stone in 5 minutes.

Little Wolf feels comfortable, and his wounds have healed completely.
 
"hehe, now you have recovered."

Seinth smiled as he gently stroked Little Wolf's head.

"auuuuuuuu"

Little Wolf roared happily, then said ...
'master, you are the first person to enter this place after 10,000 years'

#first novel & writing

In This Life!!

when a small mistake makes your life end!.

fuck my previous life!! when I endure the pain of body and mind just to get another life.

then I will do what I want to get a fulfilled life of mine this time!

hehe.. this girl is slim and mature..
wow.. that milf is so seductive!
hmm..this playful girl is cute too..
let's make them mine!

#+18

It's been a month since Neal's vacation started. He missed the Hogwarts more than so ever. He missed the Castle, with its secret passageways and ghosts, his classes. Especially the Potions class which he loved the most.
He kept missing the dark forbidden forest, those centaurs, Acromantulas. Every time he saw soccer or basketball on television, he would miss watching Quidditch strangely as he never really liked the sport.
The only thing which didn't bore him was his magical suitcase. The Newt's Notes on habitats were too complex for him. So, he put it aside for now and just enjoyed the ones which it offered currently.
In the previous summer, he was able to learn various spells by taking advantage of the Ministry's rules who exempts the kids who haven't admitted into Hogwarts yet.
But now that he had already registered his both wands in Hogwarts and completed his first year, there's no way he can use magic outside the school. That's why to escape their monitoring, Neal practiced spells daily with Edward inside the suitcase in one of the habitats.
With Edward's help, they changed the small room in the suitcase to something grander and made it into a luxury living room. It's the only thing Neal managed to succeed while reading Newt's notes and giving up after failing to create additional habitat.
Since Edward wasn't a Potion Master like Snape or have better abilities than Prof. McGonagall in terms of Transfiguration, he didn't dare to practice those subjects and left them for the academy year.
Meanwhile, his results finally came home even though it's been evaluated on every exam dates itself. Edward was stumped to see his results who scored 120% in all the subjects. Only then Neal remembered why Dumbledore gave him an additional 50 points.
Neal knew that Hogwarts gives bonus marks to a student if he does better than perfect but he was surprised himself that he didn't he had done too well. At the same time, Hermione too was happy with her scores as she got perfect scores in all the subjects. Especially charms where she got 112%".
Neal felt a bit unfair as he only got 50 points for it despite getting such scores and not to mention breaking the record which hasn't been broken for the past seven decades. Then he thought that "maybe because it's only the first year which is too easy. I guess I'll get more points if I break the records of upper classes".
At the end of July, he got letters from Malfoy, Tracey, and Daphne that they were going to Diagon Alley this Sunday to get supplies for the 2nd year. He looked at the Hogwarts letter once again to see the contents which he ignored back then.
SECOND-YEAR STUDENTS WILL REQUIRE:
The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2 by Miranda Goshawk;
Break with a Banshee by Gilderoy Lockhart;
Gadding with Ghouls by Gilderoy Lockhart;
Holidays with Hags by Gilderoy Lockhart;
Travels with Trolls by Gilderoy Lockhart;
Voyages with Vampires by Gilderoy Lockhart;
Wanderings with Werewolves by Gilderoy Lockhart;
The year with the Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart;
He said, "uh, Edward. Who is this Gilderoy Lockhart? The second-year supplies that we would buy only contained his books". Upon hearing the name, Edward frowned, "did you say, Gilderoy Lockhart?".
Neal asked, "is there any problem?". Edward replied, "no, he is a famous author and did receive many prestigious awards for performing many heroic acts. He also had a huge fan base, especially among the witches. I heard from Dumbledore that he's going to be your new Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor.
But I heard bad rumors about him about being a fraud and he's a plagiarist who has stolen many things from others. Nothing is conclusive yet and it might just a rumor spread by one of his haters. After all, Hogwarts would appoint no mediocre for such an important subject. Neal mumbled, "yeah, right. The past Professor was an excellent wizard who turned out to be just a thief".
A few ago, the Ministry has denied the existence of Voldemort's shared soul with Quirell and the Daily Prophet released it as just a theft attempt which was stopped by Harry Potter and his two friends. But it still made him famous as he's just a first-year student and the culprit is a Hogwarts Professor.
On the morning of the weekend, both of them traveled to Diagon Alley with Floo powder again and met his friends' families. After everyone arrived, all of them went to buy their 2nd-year supplies. Everything was okay aside from the fact that Lucius Malfoy kept trying to have a conversation with him.
Neal thought maybe it's because of his heritage. After all, in the 1990s it is very rare for a pureblood from Slytherin family to exist when considering most of the families are on the verge of extinction. But he found it strange when Malfoy asked to see his pet snake. As he rolled up his sleeves of the robe, he saw Isle was coiled around his arm and slept. Malfoy looked at it intently until Neal spoke in a parseltongue, "wake up, Isle".
Suddenly as Isle woke up and looked at Malfoy and hissed, the rest of the parents moved back a step but as for Lucius, he looked at it even more curiously and straightened himself up after commenting, "that was one good magical creature of a pet you have".
Neal's heart skipped a beat for a second as no one knew Isle was a snake with magic powers, even Dumbledore yet. After calming down in a second, he replied, "No, Mr. Malfoy. You are mistaken. Other than being venomous, it doesn't have any magic powers".
Malfoy looked at it once again and frowned, "strange. I guess I was mistaken". Neal nodded, "well, it is illegal to have a magical creature as a pet inside the school. So, there's no way they would have allowed it. Dumbledore already did a favor for me to allow a venomous snake inside the school".
As Lucius Malfoy's suspicions cleared, they continued their way until in the midway, Lucius and Samuel Greengrass, Daphne's father separated from the group and went towards a dark alley alone. Draco asked, "Mom, where's Father and Mr. Samuel going?".
Narcissa, his mother replied, "They have some business at Borgin and Burkes. I guess they went to buy some antique stuff. Let us not wait for them and go to buy your books". Edward, Narcissa, and Dulcie Davis, and The Slytherin Quartet went their way to Gringotts bank to withdraw money first.
Then, Neal changed his vault and transferred all the money to a new vault in the upper levels upon Narcissa and Dulcie's insistence as they too like Edward feared the thing on the ground level which made Neal curious about it.
Neal and the rest were particularly shocked including even Draco when they saw the Malfoy's vault which has heaps of mountains and has dozens of times more than even Neal's who has more than 10,000 galleons in his bank. 
After seeing Daphne's too which had more or less the same amount as Neal's, Tracey felt very embarrassed to see her Mother's vault only has five to six hundred galleons at most and decided she would never come with them especially to Gringotts in the future.
After that, as they headed to Flourish and Blotts, they saw to their surprise, a huge crowd jostling outside the doors, trying to get in. The reason is because of a large banner stretched across the upper windows.
GILDEROY LOCKHART will be signing copies of his autobiography, MAGICAL ME. Today 12:30 p.m to 4:30 p.m. The kids and Edward suddenly heard a squeal from these two witches, Narcissa, Dulcie and Tracey who were huge fans of him and members of his fan club, "I can't believe we can actually meet him".
Just then, they heard a voice from behind with coldness in it, "what are you doing?" and Narcissa became stiff while turning around. Lucius was standing there with Samuel looking coldly at her, "don't disgrace Malfoy's name like your son and behave yourself. Understand?".
While Narcissa became silent and a sudden tension spread in the group, Dulcie whispered, "don't worry. I'll bring back his autographs for you".
While Dulcie and Tracey went and squeezed themselves in line to take autographs, Malfoy spoke, "we'll return after the event of that fraud is over. Until then, we can go and buy other essential things Let's go". Just when they turn back, they found Weasley's family standing around and waiting for Molly who too went and stands in line.

Plot:
Follow Neal Slytherin, The last direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin, from a young boy to an adult. Along his journey, he studies, form friendships, experience love, hate, and betrayal, research forbidden magics and finally reminds the wizarding world that Dark magic does not necessarily mean Evil.
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Guo Yuelin got in touch with her Ground Shaker and said, "Well, I sensed nothing." 
Zhou Jing closed his eyes to speak to his eagle as well. Similarly, he got nothing in return.
Old Mo glared at Su Ping. "Same here. We've had enough of your nonsense! Do you know it's a crime to raise a false alarm during an important expedition??"
Most people seemed displeased as they all believed that Su Ping was causing trouble. But before anyone could further accuse him, Old Mo spoke again, anxiously this time, "Look to the front!!"
Following his hint, people saw the empty space in front of them getting blurry all of a sudden, before a generation of Soaring Vipers entered their view, hissing threateningly.
A Soaring Viper was only a wind-type Astral Pet at the lower eighth-rank that didn't pose much threat to experienced settlers. But it was a completely different matter when a swarm of them showed up.
"Combat positions!!" Nie Chengkong yelled to the team while throwing Su Ping a surprised look. 
He discovered something ahead of everyone?? Damn it. If only I had chosen to trust his words—
It was too late to regret. They had missed their chance to launch a preemptive strike. They could only defend at the moment.
Everyone recognized these infamous vipers as skillful when covering their movements by using air currents. To make matters worse, these things always lived in large groups. Anyone caught off guard would get torn to pieces within several seconds.
The scouts were staring their eyes out upon realizing that they had miserably failed at their job. And it couldn't be helped; no one with a sound mind would believe that Soaring Vipers could use such a hot area as a habitat.
Nie Chengkong yelled again to wake his members from their stunned state.
"I'll take care of the defense!" Chen asked his Earthen Dragon to create a giant shield out of the burning earth that enclosed everyone within like a big water bowl, leaving only their combat pets outside.
Using that chance, people stretched their astral power through the shield to assess the situation.
"Eleven, twelve… sixteen of them!" Nie Chengkong declared with a grim look. Without the helpers, their team would have surely gotten maimed by so many eighth-rank monsters ganging up on them.
"I saw their alpha. I'll bring it down," said Old Mo. He felt terrible for what he had just said moments before. He wanted to do something quickly to amend his mistake.
"I see," Nie Chenkong answered, "Alright, the others shall assist by dealing with the lesser targets! Mister Mo's Death Scythe should be enough to finish off their leader."
Hiss!
Outside the "earth shield," the vipers stretched their membranous wings and charged as one. Upon adopting a battle stance, those things were at least twenty meters in length and ten in width, and they were constantly covered by dangerous wind elements.
Most of the team members could take down a Soaring Viper in a one-on-one fight. But that could definitely not be said when going against so many of them.
Several wind blades reached the shield and left a few giant gaps on it.
Chen sensed the dangerous attacks and uttered to Su Ping, "Sh*te. I forgot to bring your hound inside!" He had realized that Su Ping's Dark Dragon Hound was rather good at surveillance, which meant they should keep it under protection. Otherwise, it would get torn to shreds out there really soon.
Even a ninth-rank Astral Pet would be unable to survive a face-off against that many Soaring Viper unscathed, let alone a sixth-rank one.
"What are you waiting for?? Open up and let it inside!" Luo Guxue demanded.
Chen and Nie Chengkong both shook their heads.
"We can't afford to expose people to danger." Chen gave Su Ping an apologetic look. "I'm really sorry for this, young friend."
Previously, Chen would not care less about what happened to the Dark Dragon Hound. Then, however, he knew he had made a huge blunder.
Ye Chenshan clenched his teeth and offered, "I'll use my Azura Lizard to cover it! It's good at defending!"
Ye Chenshan didn't order his lizard to confront the vipers already because the creature wasn't enough to fend off that many of them. But after some faltering, he decided to take the risk and assist Su Ping.
"Do it then." Nie Chengkong looked relieved. "But be careful."
Ye Chenshan nodded and quickly got in touch with his lizard, only to find that Su Ping's Dark Dragon Hound was nowhere to be found.
"Did—did it die already?? Wait…"
Using the vision sent by his lizard, he quickly found the hound in the midst of the viper swarm instead of staying close to their shield.
"What is it doing??"
Su Ping spoke to him, "You can leave it be. Tell your lizard to help the Death Scythe so we can kill the alpha viper as soon as possible."
Through their "pet connections," people watched in awe as they saw the snake swarm turning into utter chaos, as the Dark Dragon Hound somewhat playfully dashed among the vipers while randomly knocking them aside. Because of this, none of the vipers could follow their alpha.
"What is—How is it doing that??"
People couldn't believe that a sixth-rank pet was moving so freely under the assault of a group of eighth-rank monsters, but they couldn't be seeing things at the same time either, so they had to trust it.
Luo Guxue suddenly remembered Su Ping's "exceptional training sessions" and suddenly found the matter to be more understandable.
"My word… I need to pay his shop a visit," she mumbled.
"Mister Su?? What is going on?" Nie Chengkong asked with widened eyes. His Fallen Priest had not joined the battle yet because most vipers had been attracted by the Dark Dragon Hound. Besides, he was too astonished right then to give any commands to his pet.
Su Ping maintained his casual look. "As I said, my hound is good at not only detection, but also combat, as long as we're facing common enemies."
"Common enemies??"
Those are NOT common enemies! Nie Chenshan protested in his mind. If we didn't know already, we'd believe that there was a ninth-rank pet helping us!
All those who doubted Su Ping earlier changed their minds right then; if the Dark Dragon Hound was only Su Ping's "secondary pet," they would expect even more reliable help at this rate.
Chen and Old Mo also exchanged a knowing look as they agreed to treat Su Ping more fairly. They finally understood why Su Ping was promised the privilege to pick a treasure first. It was clear that Su Ping had enough time and resources to become a titled battle pet warrior in the future. They would not get on his bad side.
"All right, here I come!" Nie Chengkong ordered his Fallen Priest to join the fray as well. With the hound disrupting them, the vipers were no longer a threat.
The alpha viper had been completely isolated. Using this chance, Old Mo focused on controlling his Death Scythe so they could pick out the "enemy commander" in time.
This alpha viper was only an intermediate eighth-rank monster, whereas the Death Scythe was at the lower ninth-rank. Soon enough, the viper was on the losing side.
Luo Guxue and Ye Chenshan exchanged an embarrassed glance when they found nothing to do.
Similarly, Guo Yuelin and Zhou Jing both understood how Su Ping had managed to save Luo Guxue and Ye Chenshan from a life-threatening danger.
Woof! Wuff!
The Dark Dragon Hound was having fun playing "cat and mouse" with a bunch of enemies it was most familiar with. On the other hand, the vipers were getting restless after being played around by a dog. Their wind blades, tornado traps and poisonous bites… Nothing seemed to work against the hound at all. 
In addition to the hound's burning coat that easily deflected most attacks, it also had three different types of defensive enchantments protecting its body, making it more robust than the Earthen Dragon.


What’s not to love about my new life after transmigrating into a Pet-centered world?
There are mighty creatures that come in all shapes and sizes. They can either be cuddly companions, helpers in your daily life, daring scouts or strong fighters. Or all of the above. Not bad, huh?
I have a family, but the fact is completely overshadowed by my younger sister. She thoroughly hates my guts, and she makes sure that I know this. Every. Single. Day.
Did I mention that she’s disgustingly talented while I am a bottom feeder? A terribly handsome one at that.
I have free rein to run the family business on my own. A small and quaint Pet Store. It should have been great if not for the fact that the previous owner of this body was born with ZERO affinity to handle Astral Pets…
It wouldn’t be a proper transmigration without a gimmick or a system to pave my road to greatness, don’t you think? I have one, but I don’t know if I would be better off without it…

Welcome to the World of Astral Pets!

Like the Western Chili, the Swallowtail larva was like Gu Tian Le and Huang Bo, like Leonardo De Caprio and Nicholas Cage's rotten movies. These were things that some found rather disgusting and ugly. Letting it touch one's body was gross. Merely looking at it could make one's eyes water.
This bug may be more suitable to grow in the depths of the ocean. If no one could see it, it could grow in any way it wanted.
The Western Chili was covered in defensive burrs which were thick and hard. Its bottom was covered in thin and dense burrs. The most concise description of it was a moving prickly pear.
The fat boy should've been thankful. When the bug had fallen on him, it was probably the thin and dense burr that had hit him. If it had been the thick and hard burr, he would probably be in such pain that he would be rolling on the ground.
After the pain, it would begin to itch, and people couldn't help but scratch. Once they scratched the skin, they may have an infection and eventually bruise. Fortunately, the boy's arm was short and couldn't reach the red and swollen patch. Otherwise, he would only set off circles like Queen Elizabeth's neck puff around his neck…
Everyone saw the ugly shape of the Western Chili, and they felt sick. At the same time, they were suspicious. This worm should be toxic. How could applying its body fluid to the red and swollen part work? Would it not aggravate the symptoms? It sounded like a folk remedy that was not reliable.
As the saying went, where there was poison, there must be an antidote within five steps. This was wrong most of the time, but it couldn't be entirely dismissed. In some unique cases, it made sense.
In old-time novels and folklore, it was often said that after a fierce man was bitten by a poisonous snake, he immediately seized the poisonous snake that had bitten him. He cut open the snake and swallowed it all. It was said to neutralize the toxin. Obviously it was based on rumor, because after the snake bit, the venom entered the blood. Eating a snake brought it to one's digestive system instead. If they waited until the snake was fully digested, the person may be long dead. If the person wasn't dead, perhaps the snake wasn't poisonous at all.
The situation of the Western Chili sounded somewhat similar to the above example, but it was also somewhat different. This was because the part that was affected was the skin, and the fluid would be applied directly to the wound. There was no contradiction, in theory.
As for the practicality of the method, there was very little research on this aspect. After all, one would not die after an accident with the Western Chili. The toxins of many even more poisonous organisms had yet to be studied, much less those of the Western Chili. The guess was that there were some ingredients in the body fluids that could neutralize or break down toxins, in the event that the Western Chilis poisoned themselves with their own toxins.
Zhang Zian looked up at the dense canopy and reminded everyone, "This is not the place to talk. Let's leave here first. If there are other Western Chilis falling on us, it will be disgusting."
Everyone agreed, and he didn't have to repeat himself. Everyone was afraid to have the same fate as the fat boy.
They quickly left the greenspace and returned to the front porch of the pet shop.
Zhang Zian made Lu Yiyun prepare things such as soapy water and alkaline water. These were in case the fluid did not work. He also asked for thick rubber gloves that parents used to bathe cats. Only then was he willing to touch the Western Chili.
He used a knife to slice up the body of the Western Chili. A green fluid slowly flowed out. It was enough to fill a small box.
If a human lost all their blood, they would have died. However, the Western Chili wasfull of vitality. It continued to struggle and did not die. There was a chance that it may even survive if it was returned to the tree.
Zhang Zian threw the half-dead Western Chili aside, picked up the green fluid with a cotton swab, and smeared it on the fat boy.
He was not sure this would work. After all, he had never had such an experience before. It was only because he'd heard students speak of this as an antidote when he was in college.
He'd grown up in Binhai City, and he had often played around in his childhood. In his memory, he had not encountered the Western Chili before, and neither had his childhood friends.
There were old and young people in the crowd, neighbors who had lived in this neighborhood for half a lifetime. They had also never heard of this bug. Otherwise, they would have had experience in how to deal with its sting. They would have intervened by now and not waited for Zhang Zian.
Was this the so-called invasion of alien species?
With the increasing convenience of transportation, some animals and plants that had originally lived in specific areas would be brought to areas that they were completely new to. These new areas may also be more suitable to their living habits, so they would thrive. What was even more troublesome is that they may have had natural enemies in their original habitat but no such predators in the new area. Without this, their numbers would explode rapidly.
The release of snakes, fish, and turtles exacerbated this problem. Even niche pets, ditched by humans who no longer wanted to raise them, contributed to the problem as well.
Zhang Zian had this worry, but it was obviously too early to make such a judgment. With only one Western Chili, the sample size was too small and unscientific. He decided to keep this to himself and not alarm others.
The fat boy didn't care much when dealing with adults, but when faced with a disgusting insect, he was a changed boy. Seeing the green fluid, he almost peed his pants. His face turned pale, his legs wobbled, and he pleaded, "Ah… Send me to the hospital instead…"
"You have to go to the hospital for at least three days. Maybe you will hurt your ass in the process as well." Zhang Zian held him down with one hand because he was twisting his body and resisted him applying the fluid to his body.
"Why… Why would my butt hurt?" The boy did not understand. "Transfer?"
"Of course, it's because your dad will spank you. Do you think that going to the hospital does not cost money?" Zhang Zian asked.
The fat boy was suddenly speechless because it was very possible. Even if his father did not beat him, at least some of his money would be confiscated.
"That… Then come!" He gritted his teeth, and the fat on his body jiggled. "Light…lightly… Yes, let the pretty sister do it, not you!"
He stared at Snowy, his eyes wide open.
Zhang Zian said, "Nonsense! What's wrong? Don't you know that the more beautiful the nurse is in the hospital, the more painful it will be? Just stay still!"
The crowd laughed, and Snowy covered her mouth and laughed as well.
Helpless, the fat boy closed his eyes. He could only wait.
Under the watchful gaze of the public, Zhang Zian used the cotton swab that had absorbed the body fluid of the Western Chili to draw a circle on the red and swollen patch. When the cotton swab touched the fat boy's skin, he tightened up his shoulders.
The fluid had an immediate effect. The fat boy felt the pain on his back disappear completely.


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3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level

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