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TO READ LIST by @Irishbam ©️2021

Reading has been part of my life for almost four years. This book will serve as my journal of my own reading journey here in Webnovel...

A compilation of worth reading novels from great authors.

Our MC is trapped in SWORD ART ONLINE because he want it but why.Want to know the reason let's read to know it.


Pi was fond of reading Chinese books. At first, it was not very used to them. But the Chinese language had a magical power, in which each word was formed by special rules, and each word's form had a special meaning. This was fascinating to Pi. Take the word "mountain" (山) for example, by looking at this character, the peaks of the mountain seemed visible. 
It followed Zhang Zian's suggestions to sit straight in front of the computer and type for a while, then sit on the window sill to look into the distance and observe the busy pedestrians. After a few minutes, as the eyes were adjusted and relaxed, it sat in the basket hammock chair and read books on the tablet, then repeated the cycle. Pi enjoyed the routine.　　
Maybe Pi was already used to searching for information in the complex records of the nameless book. It was able to read extremely fast and not only was it able to understand everything, it was able to remember them. Each time Zhang Zian came upstairs to check on it, he found it reading a different book.　
"Eeek!"　　
Pi typed its explanation: "I've read the English versions of these books. That's why I read fast."　　
Zhang Zian nodded in acknowledgment.　
The books that he transferred into the tablet for it were the electronic versions of the old and contemporary classics, most of which had been translated into English and introduced to western readers. It was normal that Pi had read them before.　　
Pi enjoyed any type of books. Novels, traveling journals, essays, poetry, science, biography...it enjoyed all of them. To satisfy his growing appetite for books, Zhang Zian retrieved the books he read in his childhood from the storage room, and borrowed some more from Wang Qian and Li Kun. He stacked the books next to the basket hammock chair so that it could access them any time.　　
Pi was gentle with the paper books. It handled them with care, and was careful when flipping the pages, yet these didn't slow down the reading.　
Soon, Pi finished reading all the paper books in Zhang Zian's house and those he borrowed elsewhere.　　
Apart from the daily business of the pet shop, Zhang Zian had an additional task of browsing the online shopping website for discounted books. He would buy some every time there was a promotion.　　

"Master, this is heavy! You are receiving a lot of couriers lately."　
Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the shop with two heavy boxes, and placed them next to Zhang Zian's reclining chair.　
"Yes. I bought some books."　　
Zhang Zian removed the packaging with a knife. It was book series and journals. The journals were from last year, so the price was good. Pi was not picky about the publication dates anyway.　　
Wang Qian and Li Kun looked at the Abyssinian cat breeding book next to Zhang Zian, and asked in confusion, "Master, you've been buying so many books, but we've never seen you reading them..."　　
Zhang Zian rolled his eyes at them. "Do I have to let you see me reading? Can't I buy books for other use? Cut the crap. Go back and prepare for your exams!"　　
He didn't tell anyone else about Pi's arrival for now, especially Wang Qian and Li Kun. These two idiots had big mouths and liked bragging everywhere.　　
"Yes, Master!" They spit the tongues and ran back to school.　
After they left, Zhang Zian carried the books and journals to the second floor.　
"Pi, new books again."　　
"Eeek!"　　
Pi jumped out of the basket hammock chair, and came up expectantly to look at the books. Before Zhang Zian had finished stacking the books, it took one of them and started reading greedily, nourishing itself with knowledge.　 
After seeing how happy it was, Zhang Zian felt both glad and troubled.　
A mound of books had risen next to the basket hammock chair. His old books, borrowed books, recently purchased books and journals were stacked into four peaks of a mountain. The tallest one was the same height as a person, and the smallest one was as high as the waist.　
Zhang Zian could not find the books as fast as Pi was reading them. The books would reach the ceiling in a few days.　　
Paper books were more expensive and less frequent in discount. Storage was also less convenient. Books and journals were consumables to Pi, and had little long-term 

storage value. After all, it owned a nameless book containing everything. Reading Chinese books was only to appreciate the beauty and depth of the language.　　
When not reading, Pi appeared lonely, bored and melancholic. It knew that it could not go downstairs and show up in front of other people, which might bring trouble to Zhang Zian. Even if it did go downstairs, there was nothing to do and it could not communicate with the other elfins. It might as well stay upstairs to type. But typing all day became boring too. So it often sat idly on the window sill.　　
Zhang Zian was worried about Pi, and so did Old Time Tea, the traditional Chinese medicine expert. Old Time Tea said that long-term melancholy was not healthy, and Pi would fall sick if it continued this way. In modern medical terms, Old Time Tea meant depression. When someone was alone and low-spirited for a long time without interaction with the outside world, it could end up having depression.　　
Humans were social animals, and so were monkeys. Pi might be the same, who behaved like a monkey. But Zhang Zian couldn't possibly get a troop of monkeys to play with it.　　
Many studies suggested that negative mood had a negative impact on health, and may cause a variety of acute and chronic diseases, such as gastric ulcer, endocrine disorders, hair loss, etc. He did notice a lot of short yellow hairs while sweeping the floor lately.　　
Since paper books were not enough for Pi's reading appetite, after much thinking, he decided to seek help from the omnipotent internet.　
"Pi, would you like to try online novels?" He suggested to Pi.　
"Eeek?"　　
Pi was reading in the basket chair, and was distracted by his question.　
Zhang Zian explained, "Online novels are a new form of reading as the internet grew popular. They are pretty much like the e-books, except that they were created to be shared on the internet."　　
"Eeek?"　　
Pi put down its book and typed on the laptop: "Are they fun to read?"　
"Some of them are, and some are not. Online novels have a lot of genres, and are many in number. You can always find the ones you like." Zhang Zian answered honestly. In fact, he had not read many online novels. He didn't sound very confident. 　 

Leaving literary and artistic quality aside, the biggest advantage of online novels was its volume and number. Before he could find a better solution, they could at least gratify Pi's reading appetite, and chase away the melancholy and boredom.　　
"Eeek!"　　
Pi nodded and typed: "I want to try some."　　
"Good. I'm downloading online reading apps for you."　
Zhang Zian took away the tablet, downloaded multiple popular online reading apps in the App Store, registered accounts for Pi, then taught it how to search for books.　 
Pi took back the tablet happily, and dived into the ocean of online novels.　　



1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level

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{{{{{ Kuoh Town: Issei's house }}}}}
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"We will be right back." x2
.
.
"This is really stupid."
[ "Well... yeah. Anyway, why don't you welcome new members first?." ]
"Ok-."

*DING*

Before Issei could type anything, he heard a sound in his head again.
And all members in the chat group heard it too.
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[Tutorial quest finished.
All members will get [ Dimensional Digital Device ].
Can also call it [ Digivice ]  for short. ]
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"Oi! It's written Digivice right?"
[ "Yeah. Why?" ]
"You don't know about it?"
[ "What do you mean?..... Oh! That one?" ]
.
Then Issei and Ddraig saw the screen shining and something come out and fly to Issei's hand.
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"K.. Kore Wa." ( T.. This is )
[ "Oi! Issei! Yamero!!" ] ( Stop it )
"Digimental Up!" ~ la la la... la la la... lala lala lala la.. ( Digimon Adventure 02 - Break up! )
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[ *Slapped* "No shit, it's not like I can evolve from that word." ] Ddraig made a sound like a facepalm while saying that.

While Issei was joking with Ddraig, other members also received Digivice.

*DING*

Then the sound and screen show up.
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[*NOTICE* After this, you can access the chat group by Digivice. For some members, it will look like a smartphone in your world.
You can read the manual about Digivice in the 'Paper' icon.
Read it when you have time or when you don't know how to use it.
The chat room will be converted into an application of Digivice.
It will be named 'Dimensional Chat Room' with a chatbox as an icon.
**Digivice has unlimited batteries. So don't worry about running out of battery.** 」
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"It's like all smartphones except for unlimited battery along with 2 more apps, isn't it? Anyway, let's read the manual first then."

[ "Oh! I'm surprised that you want to read the manual first instead of start using it and without reading anything similar to how many people usually do." ]

"Well, maybe there will be a surprise, Just to be safe is fine, isn't it?" Then he opened the manual and selected [Dimensional Chat Room] and read all of them.
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Manual:
    [ Chat room ] ..Read more.
    [ Streaming ] ..Read more.
    [ Dimensional Headquarter ] ..Read more.
    [ Shop ] ..Read more.
    [ Quest ] ..Read more.
    [ Profile ] ..Read more.
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Chat room:
  The main feature of the application. Any other feature needs to access from this feature first.
    - Status: all members will have a colored circle in front of their name to show their online status.
          ++ Green color: Online.
          ++ Black color: Offline - application is not launching.
    - Text channel (# icon): You can send a chat message and pictures on this channel, other members can read it later if they are not online at that time.
          ++ To notify everyone either offline and online, you can type with @everyone.
          ++ You can use @[name] to notify the one you want him/her to read your message.
    - Voice channel  ( speaker icon ): You can talk with other members via your voice if they are online on this channel at the same time as you.
    - Upload system ( cloud icon ): You can upload texts, pictures, videos file in this function.
          ** Bewarned: All members can access it too, so be careful when you upload files.
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Streaming ( camera icon with the word 'live' ):
  This feature is similar to the mix of text channel and voice channel, except for 1 member who will broadcast their situation via Digivice's camera.
    - Streamer: The one who is going to broadcast. Currently available for admin only.
    - Viewer: The one who watching the streamer's broadcast. Can type a message and send it to the Digivice's display screen of the streamer.
          ** Can not be used during the quest.
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Dimensional Headquarter ( castle icon ):
  Just a normal headquarter, but the location is located in a place where only members of the group members can enter.
    - Member's purchased items will be kept in his/her locker.
    - Members that do the quest need to come here first before going to a different world.
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Shop ( cart icon ):
  This feature will let you use your point to order items from other dimensions.
    - Your purchase items will be sent to the headquarter.
          ++ Admin receives a 10% discount.
          ** Shop does not sell overpower items or powers. (those things come with a form of quest reward only)
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Quest ( quest icon ):
  This feature will give the members a mission. There will be missions that are in their own worlds, the worlds of other members, and even a world without members there.
    - Quest detail: You can read the current quest's detail when you clicked on its name.
    - Quest reward: Participants can claim the quest's reward after all requirements are met.
    - Accept quest: Only admin can accept quests by fill members name in the participant slot
          ** Sometimes the name of the member who lives in the world of quest target will be automatically filled in.
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Profile( Your current name ):
    - Point (number): Show you how many points you have.
    - Item box (chest icon): A storage that will store your item.
          ** Unused quest rewards are stored here.
    - Change display name: You can change your name that displays in the chat room.
          ** Your username is still the same. So other members can tag you with your username too.
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"It's Discord with additional functions, isn't it? Anyway, let's change my name first." Then he changed his display name and typed something into the text channel.

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Issei:
    [ @everyone As an admin, I welcome all of you to the [Dimensional Chat Group]. ]
    [ Please read the manual about [Dimensional Chat Room] first. ]
    [ Also, please change your display name and come to the voice channel after that. ]
==================================
While he is waiting for everyone to change their display name, he starts searching for anime and manga that related to every member's world and upload it.
.
After a while, everyone online on the voice channel. So he started to introduce himself.
.
"Nice to meet you, everyone. my name is Hyoudou Issei, the man who will become the Harem King." Issei introduced himself similar to Luffy's introduction about being the pirate king.
"I am Gama-Sennin of Mount Myōboku. You can also call me Jiraiya." Said the guy's display name 'Jiraiya'.
"I am Kame-Sennin, also known as Muten Roshi." Said the one name 'Muten-Roshi'.
"I am Yajima, owner of the 8-Island restaurant in Hargeon Town." His display name is also 'Yajima'.
.
"And my name is.." before the guy display's name 'Takayuki' said his name, Issei interrupted him. "I know you, Furuichi Takayuki."

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***Lately, I've been busy with my work, so I will publish 1 chap a week.

3 Chapters per week. 1 each on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
It will be released between 19:00 to 23:00 (GMT +7) if there is no emergency.

Beware: 
- There are Japanese Romaji on some skill. If you don't like it, you better skip my book since there will be more in the future.
- Author is a trash talker.
- Author will delete the trash 1-star reviews (No detail that related to the star).

English is not my first language.
Do not expect much about grammar.
PS. You can comment on that sentence to let me know about my mistake.

(c) Characters, plot, and some abilities are not mine. It belongs to the real owner.

“This piece of writing makes it sound as if he’s always right.” Ye Xiu concluded. 

“Well, he is correct in a few places.” Tang Rou said. 

“Actually, if you put in time to do research, it’s not that difficult to come up with such a strategy. It’s just a matter of how much time you are willing to put in.” Ye Xiu said. 

“Then do we still need to look at his guides?” Tang Rou asked. 

“Let’s look at another BOSS one!” Ye Xiu said. 

Tang Rou clicked on the previous Scarlet Scorpion Assassin guide, and just like that, Ye Xiu lied down on his stomach, over the receptionist desk like an idiot, and looked at the idiot’s guide. Tang Rou also looked on, but with her experience, she wasn’t able to read as fast as Ye Xiu. For this type of extremely detailed, step-by-step guide, Tang Rou had a hard time following it. Not long after, she felt like a next page clicking robot. 

Chen Guo was actually a bit better in this area. However, she too couldn’t read it any further after a short while. For this type of low-leveled BOSS, even though it was a hidden one, it still wasn’t that difficult. Creating such a complicated guide was a bit excessive. 

“What’s there to look at…….” Chen Guo mumbled. 

“There isn’t much to look at for the guide.” Ye Xiu affirmed that there wasn’t any value in the guide, “But I wanted to see if he made any mistakes.” 

“You’re playing find the fault?” Chen Guo was speechless. 

“He he.” Ye Xiu chuckled and then continued to read. 

Page after page, the guide totaled around 20,000 words long. Tang Rou and Chen Guo decided to stop reading along and just stared at Ye Xiu, waiting for him to find a mistake. 

“There aren’t any mistakes.” Ye Xiu said after reading it. 

“You’re still playing?” Chen Guo asked. 

“Read another one?” Ye Xiu asked, to which Tang Rou responded by clicking on another link. 

“You guys can keep playing!” Chen Guo stretched. She had lost all interest in playing this game. 

“Wow!” Just as she turned her head, she heard Ye Xiu cry out in amazement. Chen Guo immediately turned back: “What? What?” 

“Different classes.” Ye Xiu said. 

“How many times do you need to act amazed?” Chen Guo rolled her eyes. The guide had switched classes before. They had already been amazed once. 

“But this time, he doesn’t even include a Summoner. Isn’t he a Summoner?” Ye Xiu said. 

“Yeah.” Tang Rou nodded her head. They had verified it earlier: Concealed Light, Level 32 Summoner. 

“Does he have multiple accounts?” Chen Guo guessed. 

Ye Xiu couldn’t deny such a possibility, so he silently read the guide. 

After annihilating the excessive 20,000 word wall of text, Ye Xiu still couldn’t find any mistakes. Even though there were a few places where efficiency wasn’t maximized, they were completely possible, and didn’t contain any mistakes. 

During this time, a customer in the smoking area left. Usually, when business is doing so well, the customers had the priority to use the computers, but seeing Ye Xiu’s pitiful appearance, Chen Guo’s heart softened as she waved her hand. Ye Xiu immediately understood her intent and quickly snatched the computer station. 

Chen Guo and Tang Rou continued to stare at the walls of text on the computer screen. 

Five minutes later…… 

“Is it interesting?” Chen Guo asked. 

“No…….” Tang Rou calmly said. She was tired of reading it. 

“Go find two videos to watch!” Chen Guo liked to watch brilliant match videos the most. 

“Sure!” Tang Rou agreed. She didn’t feel as if this guide helped her at all. All she wanted to know was each of the BOSS’s features, so she could avoid predicaments, like when she fought against the Illusion Swordmaster. As long as she knew the BOSS’s patterns, Tang Rou believed that she could deal with them relying on her mechanics. 

As a result, she closed the Idiot’s Guides and began to find a video to watch, but she suddenly discovered that her screen in Glory had turned entirely grey. 

After searching for Concealed Light, she had forgotten to logout. Right now, Soft Mist was lying on the ground. A system notification had popped up asking her if she wanted to revive her character. 

“How’d I die?” Tang Rou stared blankly at Chen Guo. 

“Were you in the wild?” Chen Guo asked. 

“Yeah……” 

“You’re too careless.” Chen Guo said. Dying in the wild, whether it be by a random monster or a vicious PKer, was very common. 

“Go revive and see what you’ve dropped.” Chen Guo said. 

Tang Rou clicked confirm to revive. Her character returned to Congee City in a Critically Ill State. When she opened up her equipment and items, she shook her head: “I didn’t drop anything. Only some money and experience.” 

“Those always drop. Check the system log.” Chen Guo said. 

“Uh?” Tang Rou unexpectedly didn’t know what that was. 

“Here!” Chen Guo took the mouse and clicked it for Tang Rou. The system log recorded her death. She wasn’t killed by a monster, but rather by a player called Breaking Zero. 

“Breaking Zero…….” Chen Guo muttered. She opened up the search function and put in the name. 

The character was online. A Level 33, male Spellblade. 

“Level 33! He’s definitely leveling in Line Canyon. Go and take revenge!” Chen Guo gave the mouse and keyboard back to Tang Rou and commanded her like a general. 

“Now?” Tang Rou was unsure. 

“Obviously!” Chen Guo nodded her head. 

Tang Rou pointed to the side. Chen Guo turned her head and saw a bunch of customers leaning against the front desk, watching the two beauties play the game. 

“I’ll go! You take revenge.” Chen Guo went to deal with the customers. 

“It’s fine! Who knows if I’ll be able to find him. It’ll be the same if I do it later.” Tang Rou didn’t really care and logged out of the game to take care of the customers. 

In the smoking area, Ye Xiu continued to read Concealed Light’s Idiot’s Guides. With the current pace of the new server, there were a total of four dungeons; each one had three hidden BOSSes for a total of twelve. Every one of Concealed Light’s hidden BOSS guides were extremely detailed step-by-step guides that were over 20,000 words long. Even though Ye Xiu read very fast, he still had to read each word one by one. When Chen Guo called for him to eat, he had only finished six of them. 

“You’re still reading! I’ll eat first.” Chen Guo was already used to Ye Xiu’s obsession over the game. 

“Okay…..” 

“Have you found any mistakes?’ Chen Guo asked. 

“No.” Ye Xiu shook his head. 

“Are you planning on reading them all?” Chen Guo knew that playing find the fault wasn’t a very fun game. It was actually quite tiring. 

“We’ll see!” Ye Xiu said. 

“Little Tang was killed by someone in the afternoon!” At the dining table, Chen Guo suddenly remembered. 

“What happened?” Ye Xiu asked. 

“She forgot to logout of the game. Her character was standing in the wild and someone killed her.” The person involved was calmer than Chen Guo. 

“The killer was someone called Breaking Zero, a Level 33 Spellblade. If you see him, take note.” However, Chen Guo remembered better than Tang Rou and told him who the murderer was. 

“Got it.” Ye Xiu laughed, “If I see him, I’ll definitely kill him.” 

“Good.” Tang Rou nodded her head and then asked, “Did you figure out anything from these guides?” 

“This person might not have multiple accounts. With how long the new server has been online, I don’t think there’s enough time to understand the details of every single hidden BOSS to such a degree. Right now, I’m doubting whether this author has even killed these hidden BOSSes. He used previous guides and videos as sources to create such an idiot’s guide.” Ye Xiu said. 

“No way.” Chen Guo was astonished. 

“If what you’re saying is true, then this person is an extremely amazing new player!” Ye Xiu said. 

“He used his imagination to write these guides, yet there aren’t any mistakes?” Chen Guo said. 

“That’s why I said he’s amazing.” Ye Xiu said. 

“I don’t believe it.” 

“After I finish eating, there’s still another six I need to look at!” Ye Xiu quickly ate his meal, got up and ran to continue reading the guides. 

Guide after guide, Ye Xiu read them without missing a word. The more he read the more he was sure of his judgement. From these guides, he was able to see several not-so-optimal places, which told Ye Xiu that the author had limited in-game experience. These twelve guides were actually just his imaginations after grasping the theory. However, the logic, rationality, and possibilities of these imaginations weren’t simple. 

After reading the last guide, Ye Xiu didn’t have any doubts. These twelve guides didn’t have any mistakes in them, however the weaknesses of the author were completely exposed by some of the details. Ye Xiu had already figured out what type of player this Concealed Light was to some extent. He was very interested in this person. 

Looking at the time, it was already almost 11 o’clock. It was almost time to change shifts, so Ye Xiu turned off his computer and went to the front desk. During the weekends, there were quite a lot of all-night customers, so the front desk was extremely busy. After Ye Xiu finished, it was 11:30. 

Tang Rou went to her usual spot and the two logged into the game. Ye Xiu went online and searched up Concealed Light’s name, but the character wasn’t online. Ye Xiu sent a friend request, but didn’t receive an answer. When he looked at his friends list, Su Mucheng and Qiao Yifan still weren’t online, but Steamed Bun Invasion was. As a result, he sent Tang Rou and Steamed Bun Invasion a message, telling them to gather in front of the dungeon entrance. 

“Okay.” 

“Got it.” 

The two replied. Ye Xiu’s Lord Grim immediately left Congee City and headed to Line Canyon. 

“Lord Grim has come online! He’s left the city and is now heading towards Line Canyon!” 

“Soft Mist has come online! She’s heading towards Line Canyon. Her character is still Critically Ill!” 

“Steamed Bun Invasion has left the Arena. He’s now heading out of the city.” 

The three didn’t know that their whereabouts were being tracked by others. 

11:41 

“Desolate Land, coordinates: 1256, 1475. Cleansing Mist has come online.” 

11:44 

“Desolate Land, coordinates: 1256, 1466. One Inch Ash has come online.” 

New information continued to be transmitted. 



In the online game Glory, Ye Xiu is regarded as a textbook and a top-tier pro-player. However, due to a myriad reasons, he is kicked from the team. After leaving the professional scene, he finds work in an Internet Cafe as a manager. When Glory launches its tenth server, he who possesses ten years of gaming experience once again throws himself into the game. Bringing with him the memories of his past and an incomplete, self-made weapon, his return along the road to the summit begins! 
After fighting and scheming, who snatched away my glory? Under the tossing of the wind and rain, my dreams shall still appear as though they had never been shattered. In all its splendor, the path shall never be lost. Before the gazes of millions, this is where I return!

[ I had nothing to do with this chapter. It was just sitting there. I didn't wanna delete it so here we are. Read the note below this, it is very important. - Insomniaddict👑 ]

[ VERY SEXUAL STUFF SUGGESTED IN THIS CHAPTER, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. NOT CANNON TO THE WHORE IZUKU STORYLINE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. - Insomniaddict ]
//Whores of U.A.\\
( Izuku: Izubaby)
(Monoma: Monbaby)
(Shinsou: Dadso)
(Kaminari: Mominari)

-Izubaby is Online-
-Dadso is Online-
-Monbaby is Online-

Izubaby: You finally embrace the dad role!
Dadso: Fuck off, I have a question.
Izubaby: Wassup?
Dadso: How do you have sex?
Izubaby: How to do the do huh?
Monbaby: You take your baby ass dick and insert it into the asshole.
Izubaby: Did you get a boyfriend?
Dadso: No, I was just wondering because I have been single all of my life.
Izubaby: I could show you.
Dadso:...
Monbaby: Is he considering it? Are you finally gonna stop thirsting AS hard for him?!
Dadso: I don't wanna go far...
Izubaby: FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT A 3 STAR FISH
Monbaby: U^U So proud ⭐⭐⭐
Dadso: You make me regret everything.
Izubaby: When and where?
Dadso: 6pm my dorm.
Izubaby: I'll be there! 😘

-Dadso is Offline-

Monbaby: Tell me how it goes 🍵👀

-Monbaby is Offline-

Izubaby: Kaaay ❤

-Izubaby is Offline-

9:01 PM

-Dadso is Online-

Dadso: I- He is a whore to be proud of.

-Monbaby is Online-

Monbaby: Went well.👀
Dadso: I would ask how is he so good but I already know the answer.
Monbaby: Yep, I agree. Our first time was like that too.
Dadso: So do you admit to age play?

-Izubaby is Online-

Izubaby: Wouldn't you like to know.

-Izubaby is Offline-

Dadso: Bitch really went online to say that.
Monbaby: So how far did yall go? 
Monbaby: Stage H, Stage B, Or Stage D
Dadso: Stage B.

[ Uhhh skip this little authors note if you don't wanna know what those stages mean or can guess. Stage H: Handjob, Stage B: Blowjob, Stage D: All the way, Dick in. - Insomniaddict ]

Monbaby: I see. His specialty other than Stage D.

A Chatfic that has like a sprinkle of plot. Tbh I just wanna write whatever BNHA crack fic I feel like. It's just a crackfic basically. I just like chaos. I wanna make people laugh but I am not funny. I like too many ships so I decide as I go along.

Having filled his stomach in the morning, Han Zhan was in a very good mood all the way to the office. His joy was easily detected by Li Li. Li Li entered Han Zhan's office, and stared at Han Zhan's face carefully with his bright eyes.
Han Zhan allowed the other party to size him up. After a moment, he asked, "Have you seen enough? If you have, scram back to earn money for me."
Li Li coughed and tapped his own earlobe with his index finger.
Han Zhan asked, "What?"
Li Li said, "It has a lipstick mark."
Mmm?
Han Zhan took up his cell phone and used his black screen to reflect his image…
There was nothing. Han Zhan glanced at Li Li mildly. "Is it very interesting to tease me?"
Li Li clicked his tongue, shook his head, and sighed. "You were almost an hour late today. Is there a vixen at home keeping you from going to work?"
Han Zhan warned him. "What vixen? It's your sister-in-law."
Li Li suppressed his laughter and corrected herself. "Yes, yes, sister-in-law."
Li Li was shocked as he gazed at the loving and blissful Han Zhan. In the past, he had always been worried that Han Zhan would remain single forever. Unexpectedly, he was a man who did great things in secret, as he fell in love and got married at will.
It looked like a blissful marriage.
He also felt like getting married.
Han Zhan turned on his laptop and looked up to see Li Li still standing in front of his desk. He raised his brows and asked, "Is there anything else?"
"There's a banquet tonight. Can you attend it for me?" This was Li Li's real motive.
Han Zhan immediately shook his head. "I'm not going."
"I know you don't wish to attend such an event, but this company is yours to begin with. All the money earned will go to your pockets. I, Li Li, am a hardworking employee. It is your responsibility to attend such an important banquet."
Li Li complained bitterly as he peeked at Han Zhan's reaction. However, Han Zhan maintained his cold but good-looking face and quietly watched Li Li act.
Li Li realized that Han Zhan's heart was as hard as steel, and he had completely given up all hope. Li Li stopped acting and his expression changed. He said coldly, "I have something on tonight and can't go."
Seeing that Li Li had finished acting and was willing to speak normally, Han Zhan asked him, "What's the matter?"
Li Li said, "I have to take care of my mother."
"You're lying." Han Zhan immediately saw through Li Li's lie. "Do you think I didn't know that you hired a nurse for Auntie? I've never seen you so filial normally. Tell me, what shameful things do you have to do?"
It better not be committing murder, arson, or visitng a prostitute.
Li Li's expression was slightly unnatural. He glanced outside the office and saw that everyone was focused on their work. Only then did he lean over to Han Zhan's ear and said, "I have an appointment. I'm going to meet someone."
Han Zhan gave him a meaningful look. "Matchmaking?"
Li Li actually felt slightly embarrassed. He said in a low voice, "No, I met an online lover."
"An online lover?" A hint of surprise crept onto Han Zhan's face. He looked at Li Li disapprovingly for a while, and couldn't help but knock Li Li on the head. "Li Li, you're already 29 years old, not a 9 year old kid or a 19 year old blockhead. You're having an online romance at your age?"
To Han Zhan, only children would meet online friends. He remembered that a few years ago, Han Wangwang had bought a plane ticket to a faraway place to meet her online friends. But before she could meet them, her father had caught her and beat her up.
It was a pity that Li Li was already an adult and his mother was bedridden. There was no way they could beat him up.
Li Li rubbed his earlobes and retorted angrily. "So what if I met an online friend? Let me tell you, that the online friend of mine is very cute. I like cute girls the most. In today's society, women are all manly men who can hold a bottle of water with one shoulder. Adorable girls are very rare."
Han Zhan smirked and gave him his blessings. "I wish you success in your online romance and your online friend would be a 200 pound fatty."
Li Li stomped his feet and turned to leave.
…
Song Ci indeed had something to attend to today. Han Zhan had just left for work, when Song Ci left the house with her bag. She was going to meet Song Fei in the morning and an important person in the afternoon.
Yan Jiang had been working over the past few days to film Du Xueyan's music video. Knowing that Song Ci was going to his house, he had specially set up a one-time password for the door lock. The two of them had just quarreled two days ago and were too embarrassed to face each other.
Song Ci arrived at the Yan Jiang Residence alone and gave Song Fei a full-body massage. She then retrieved the book titled "War and Peace" from the shelves along the corridor.
Song Fei loved to read books in the past. The books she read were all unpopular and specific. "War and Peace" was Song Fei's favorite novel. Song Ci had read this book to her when she visited her previously.
Sitting cross-legged on the windowsill, Song Ci flipped directly to the page with the bookmark between her fingers and read softly. A light breeze blew in from the window and Song Ci's short hair swayed in the wind. On the bed, Song Fei's fringe also swayed along with the wind.
As Song Ci read, Song Fei slept peacefully.
"…Everyone has their flaws, just like an apple that has been bitten by God. Some people have bigger flaws, and it is precisely because God especially likes his fragrance…" Saying this, Song Ci suddenly closed her book, got up, and walked over to Song Fei's bed.
Song Ci bent down, hugged Song Fei's frail shoulders, and rubbed her face lovingly. "Big sister, God must be jealous of you for being too smart and outstanding, so he punished you to sleep a little longer. Will God let you wake up after you've slept long enough?"
Staring at Song Fei's sleeping form, Song Ci desperately hoped that those tightly shut eyes would suddenly open; then, like in the past, Song Fei would lift her right hand and stroke Song Ci's hair in a boorish but not rough manner. Song Ci looked down on her coldly. "Little fool, you're already silly enough, but you still cry so much. So ugly."
But Song Fei didn't do as she wished. She just slept peacefully, unable to hear Song Ci's voice or feel the heat of her tears.
"Are you refusing to wake up because Dad and Mum are gone and this world is boring to you?" Song Ci wiped her tears and leaned over to kiss Song Fei's hair. She sobbed. "But Song Fei, if you don't want Song Ci anymore, she will really become an orphan."
Actually, Song Ci knew very well that the chances of Song Fei waking up were very slim. Perhaps she would continue to sleep like this for the rest of her life until her energy was completely depleted, until she was as thin as a skeleton and take her last breath.
But Song Ci would never give up on Song Fei until that day came!
She grabbed Song Fei's hand tightly and said, "Song Fei, you must wake up. Even if you don't do it for me, you must think of Ah Jiang. That fool really likes you…"
As she still had something on, she chatted with Song Fei for another half an hour before leaving.
…
Long Yu had been waiting downstairs. Seeing Song Ci come out, he hurriedly opened the car door. Song Ci sat down and said to Long Yu, "Brother Long, send me to see Su Beibei."
"Okay, Madam."


The number one socialite, Song Ci, marries the worst handicapped man, Han Zhan! 
Everyone laughs at Song Ci for being blind and leaving the rich and handsome second son of the Chuan Dong Group to marry a handicapped nobody. Only she knows that soon, this person will become the richest man in Wangdong City. 
...Song Ci has been reborn to the summer when she was 22. Her sister who was killed by her adoptive father in her last life is still alive, the man who let her down is madly pursuing her, and the man who is out of reach for the entire Wangdong City is still a nobody. 
In this life, Song Ci will tear the scum with her hands, protect her family, and marry the most beautiful love! 
One day, a good friend asks Song Ci, "How do you feel after the wedding, how is Brother Han? Is he considerate or not?" 
Song Ci: "Everything else is good; it's just a little too big." 
Han Zhan, who is eavesdropping is delighted, only to hear his wife grumble.
"It's said that every three years is a generation gap. I'm three generations from him. It's so difficult to communicate with him. He doesn't use emoji when chatting…"
Infuriated, Han Zhan wears an aggrieved look resembling an emoji. 
After marrying the older man, Han Zhan, Song Ci drinks rejuvenating tea, wears thermal pants, puts on stockings, and lives a life of no worries.

"F*ck!!!!" Huo Youyou punched the wall the meeting room with all his might. He was so depressed, angered and hated himself because what he deemed to be right was proven wrong in the end. 

"Calm Youyou. It's just not you, i also feel the same." Captain Ling was a lot calmer than him although his hands were balled into fists. He closed his eyes as he took a deep breath to ease his mood and leaned against the chair.

Both of them were in complicated mood because they failed to prevent the murder. 

When they discussed about when and where the murder would occur and who would be the next victim, they had prudently and cautiously planned their steps.

...

Several days ago, Captain Ling Office Room

"Youyou, why do you think the murderer will act this week?" Captain Ling asked to test him. He wanted to know the reasons behind Youyou's assumption.

Youyou hold several photos as he looked at Captain Ling and replied" Captain have you seen an online post that cause an uproar several days ago about this case?"

"Yes." Captain Ling nodded. His mind flew back to the online post of an anonymous he read several days ago.

'When all the revenge is paid, You'll be free. Be at ease and leave your worldly concern because the justice will prevail in the end. I hope that you can rest in peace.

Np: the truth will never be uncovered when the people that supposed to find it are so incapable. 
Btw, my beloved cat were died because of some thorny trees. I've only cut two but i'll soon cut them all."

For most people, this post was only about the grief of the user over his friends death because of an injustice. While for the note, they might not know what it actually is because the meaning behind it was too vague. It was really strange to write such a note after a sentence about his grievance. But, the people in the net would just ignired this post. They would just sympathize for the user but they would not think too much about the post.

But it was different with some sharp people like Captain Ling and Huo Youyou.

Once they read the first sentence, it reminded them about the case they handled. When they read injustice, rest in peace, they subconsciously linked them to the life of Zhao Shuangshuang.

At first, they were not sure about their speculation because there was a high possibility that it was not related at all. They might think too much about the case that it probably influence them to the point they would connect the post with the case.

But, their doubt was getting clearer the more they read the post. The incapable people mentioned was highly possible referred to police. And they were more sure when they read 'two trees' and 'cut down' that represented the two victims. In addition, thorny trees might symbolize the people who directly and indirectly pushed Zhao Shuangshuang to death.

Moreover, the 'beloved cat'  highly possibly represented Zhao Shuangshuang because from the Investigation, Zhao Shuangshuang was a cat lover. 

The online post and the case they were investigating was clearly match.

"The online post seems insignificant but it's  actually possible to hold a deeper meaning."

"Yes. I know that." Captain Ling nodded. "Then, what is the purpose of this post?"

"I have some ideas about this. I'm sure that this anonymous user is someone related to Zhao Shuangshuang and know her life story. It is possible that this user is a friend of her and it was also possible that..." Huo Youyou paused before he continued, "the user is the murderers.

"About why i speculate the murder will take place this week because from the post that i assumed was created by the murderers, i found something different from the usual that it make me confused for a while.

"Why did the murderer suddenly share such an online post? i think it is highly possible because the murderers couldn't wait any longer. Moreover, the word 'incapable' that refer to police shows his attitude to us. He look down on us and think highly of himself while it is actually reasonable because his skills are actually more than good to the point it can render us, the police helpless. The word 'soon' strengthen my speculation that the murder will happen this week."

"You are right. That is also what i think." Captain Ling said as he took a picture on the table and showed it to Huo Houyou. "The victim will be one of these three people." In that picture, there were Zhao Shuangshuang, her boyfriend Shen Yu and three other males in school uniform. The three students were the people who derailed her. "Let everyone know about this. We'll move soon."

"Yes Captain." Huo Youyou stood and walked out of the office room to inform his other colleagues.

William Park, a 27 years old CEO of Park Corporation, a multinational company in Z Country was gifted with handsome look and wealth.

He made many women and bent men fall in love with him. His cold and indifferent demeanor amplified his halo, making his dead-brain worshippers even crazier.

He didn't have many hobbies, only one but it made people wonder.

He liked... no... He loved embroidery.

As people would associate embroidery as women's work, he didn't care about it. What he knew and care was: He love to embroider.

After meeting his other half, he developed a new hobby that was: to be teased by his wife.

His love for embroidery was completely replaced by his love to his cute little wife.



Elena Park, a 25 years old independent woman, once known as campus belle and one of the geniusses in the history of Imperial University.

She was well- versed in many things. She was warm and seemed naive outside but she was calculative and cunning inside.

She worked as a forensic pathologist in a federal government agency. She was also an accomplished hacker that assist government to handle major criminal cases.

She didn't have any hobbies before she met her handsome and wealthy husband. Now, she liked to bully...she liked to tease her husband.

She loved him so much that she couldn't control her urge to tease him.
...

"You are a sissy!" stated Elena.

Wife, I'm not a sissy. Sissy's birdie will never react against you but can you see mine?" replied her husband while pointing at a huge bulge underneath the towel wrapped around his waist.

" Wow, it's huge." blurted Elena. She shamelessly stared at the bulge. Her eyes were similiar to a wolf that look at its prey.

Her husband, upon receiving such praise from the wife couldn't help but blushed. His face and ears turned red as the heat in his body rose. He looked at Elena with accusing look on his face while pointing his index finger at her. "You...you must be responsible."

"Responsible for what?"

"Responsible for teasing me!" answered the husband in matter-of-factly tone.

Elena nodded, "En. Let's go." The man didn't expect her to agree easily. He grinned widely as he followed Elena to their bedroom. Only if he knew he was about to be completely toppled by her prowess, he would definitely prepare himself in advance.


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