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Greek literature dates from ancient Greek literature, beginning in 800 BC, to the modern Greek literature of today.

Ancient Greek literature was written in an Ancient Greek dialect. This literature ranges from the oldest surviving written works until works from approximately the fifth century AD. This time period is divided into the Preclassical, Classical, Hellenistic, and Roman periods. Preclassical Greek literature primarily revolved around myths and include the works of Homer; the Iliad and the Odyssey. The Classical period saw the dawn of drama and history.Three philosophers are especially notable: Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle. During the Roman era, significant contributions were made in a variety of subjects, including history, philosophy, and the sciences.

Byzantine literature, the literature of the Byzantine Empire, was written in Atticizing, Medieval and early Modern Greek. Chronicles, distinct from historics, arose in this period. Encyclopedias also flourished in this period.

Modern Greek literature is written in common Modern Greek. The Cretan Renaissance poem Erotokritos is one of the most significant works from this time period. Adamantios Korais and Rigas Feraios are two of the most notable figures.

this is made for the purpose of getting the authors badge  at any rate I'll just compile world literature

Wilson Ignis was just an ordinary guy, albeit he did have ADHD and Dyslexia. However, he had know idea how his life would change, and how he became a legendary figure in both a mortal and mythological standpoint.

Updates should be depending on my free time. There will be at least one a week to daily chapters.

Pembahasan tentang dunia grit.

Dunia milik grit memiliki lima wilayah; wilayah Odyssey; wilayah Ovid; wilayah Homer; wilayah Aristotle; wilayah Romulus; dan wilayah Remus.
Wilayah Odyssey adalah wilayah yang makmur. Wilayah ini dipimpin oleh raja Odysseus II. Wilayah memiliki pertahanan yang kuat dan masyarakatnya sangatlah cerdik dan juga kotanya seperti kota abad ke 20 (lumayan modern).
Wilayah Ovid adalah wilayah yang tidak menyukai peperangan. Wilayah ini dipimpin oleh ratu Penelope V. Wilayah ini sangat damai sehingga masuk ke jalur perdagangan. Kota mereka seperti kota yunani.
Wilayah Aristotle adalah wilayah militer. Wilayah ini dipimpin oleh Alexander IV. Mereka menjalin kerja sama dengan ratu Penelipe V. Kota mereka seperti kota yunani modern.
Wilayah Romulus adalah sebagian wilayah dari Remus. Awalnya wilayah Romulus dan Remus itu satu namun ada beberapa insiden yang mana wilayah ini berpisah. Kota mereka seperti romawi pada abad-21. Raja mereka adalah Caligula.
Wilayah Remus sama dengan wilayah Romulus. Belun diketahui alasan mereka berpisah. Kotanya sama dengan Kota Romulus. Raja mereka adalah Lupa IV
Sekarang [Deus] berada di kota Romulus, misinya adalah membunuh dewa [Vulcan] namun dia harus beradaptasi dulu dengan jamannya.

Cerita ini tentang seorang manusia yang mencoba untuk melawan ketujuh dewa iblis

Third person POV 

Aphrodite, ancient Greek goddess of sexual love and beauty, identified with Venus by the Romans. The Greek word aphros means 'foam', and Hesiod relates in his Theogony that Aphrodite was born from the white foam produced by the severed genitals of Uranus (Heaven), after his son Cronus threw them into the sea.

Aphrodite was, in fact, widely worshipped as a goddess of the sea and of seafaring; she was also honoured as a goddess of war, especially at Sparta, Thebes, Cyprus, and other places. 

However, she was known primarily as a goddess of love and fertility and even occasionally presided over marriage. Although prostitutes considered Aphrodite their patron, her public cult was generally solemn and even austere.

Some scholars believe Aphrodite's worship came to Greece from the East; many of her attributes recall the ancient Middle Eastern goddesses Ishtar and Astarte. Although Homer called her "Cyprian" after the island chiefly famed for her worship.

she was already Hellenized by the time of Homer, and, according to Homer, she was the daughter of Zeus and Dione, his consort at Dodona. In Book VIII of the Odyssey, Aphrodite was mismatched with Hephaestus.

the lame smith god, and she consequently spent her time philandering with the handsome god of war, Ares (by whom she became the mother of Harmonia, the warrior twins Phobos and Deimos, and Eros, the god of love).

Aphrodite's main centres of worship were at Paphos and Amathus on Cyprus and on the island of Cythera, a Minoan colony, where in prehistoric times her cult probably originated. On the Greek mainland, Corinth was the chief centre of her worship. 

Her close association with Eros, the Graces (Charites), and the Horae (Seasons) emphasized her role as a promoter of fertility.

She was honoured by the Roman poet Lucretius as Genetrix, the creative element in the world. Her epithets Urania and Pandemos (Of All the People) were ironically taken by the philosopher Plato (in the Symposium) to refer to intellectual and common love.

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The t.v was shut off at that very moment. It felt weird to priamos, cause to him it felt like he should go and witness what's about to happen. It was like he was drawn to it somehow, like he belonged there.

Everyone in the cafe was now on edge, the tension could be cut with a knife. I mean, you just witnessed three beings one out two was a god, about to fight before the t.v completely shut off, it was nerve racking. 

He looked over at Casey with a worried look on his face. He knew what he was thinking was beyond dangerous and far out of his comfort zone but he just needed to act on this impulse. Why? He has no idea.

Casey could basically read his mind, they new each other for a while so she could tell what he was thinking sometimes, this was one of those times. And like expected she didn't agree with what he was thinking.

He was about to get up before she put her hand on his shoulder. "Priamos no" she tried to stop him but he just shook his head. "I have to Casey" he pleaded with her. "We don't even know what's going on" she tried to reason.

"All the more reason to find out why I'm feeling this way" he fought. She stared at him for a couple more seconds before sighing and letting go of his shoulder. She quickly grabbed her keys and got up as well.

"Well if your going I'm going"

He smiled at her. They quickly paid and through there stuff out. They ran out to the car, hopped in and drove off to their destination, which was a pretty dangerous one.

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They stared at each other, waiting for one to make the first move. They were in a defensive position, ready to fight if necessary. It wasn't quite as some people might think. There were screaming and crying everywhere.

The roads were demolished and there was a fire the police were trying to take out. It was a war zone. The god Poseidon and the gorgon sisters on earth, one to kill a being and one to save one. It was crazy to see.

Their breathing was heavy and their heart racing. They couldn't kill the god for it was punishable by death, but they could injure him. It was going to be a difficult task but not an impossible one.

That was before the sisters could pick up on something that Poseidon was late on. The scent of their sister, of their family. Euryale looked in the corner of her eye to see a car park just a few meters away.

She looked closely to see who was getting out the car. It was like everything was in slow motion. The door opening, the person getting out, and the overall mood. When he stepped into her line of site she almost cried tears of joy.

It happened so fast Poseidon didn't see it. She grabbed sthenos arm and they disappeared into green smoke, until they reappeared right next to priamos. He isn't see what was happening when he felt a strong hand gripping his arm and pull.

Then everything went black.

He comes from a poor family but he gets by. He has a mom, a little sister, and a best friend, he feels his life so far his pretty comfortable. That is until a prophecy, gods, and really long hair turn up and change his life around.


For better or for worse.

"So, you want to know more about mythology now, huh?" Father Zhang was a little surprised, "I thought you lost interest in such things after you graduated from sixth grade?"
The four had finished their dinner, and after cleaning up the tableware, Mother Zhang and her father were going through some old photos in the study room. Outside, Zhang Heng and his dad were in the living room, eating fruit while watching TV.
"Okay, what do you want to know? I will try my best to tell you everything I know. Just go ahead and ask me questions," said Father Zhang after picking up an apple and taking a bite.
Zhang Heng silently pondered for a moment. 
"Is there really a god in the world we live in?"
"Hack!"
Father Zhang almost choked on the apple he just swallowed. He coughed twice and asked, "What's the matter, do we really have to pretend that you are still a sixth-grader?"
He took a sip of water to soothe his throat.
"I remember us discussing this a long time ago. Although your mother and I are theology majors, we do not have any beliefs. In fact, I am interested in mythology, but only the history and humanity parts of it. Your mother... well, she is just interested in all the weird stories. She likes to travel around, take pictures, and taste food in the name of the archaeology of religion and cults. If I remember correctly, her master's thesis was about the diet of medieval believers.
"From my point of view, the so-called myths are just stories written by mortals, just like fairy tales, but myths are for the adults. For example, 'Odyssey' was said to be written by Homer, a blind poet in ancient Greece. And we all know that the book's theme was about the Trojan War. There weren't only mortals, but there was also the demigod, Achilles, the Sun God Apollo, and Poseidon, God of the sea.
"But in reality, the Trojan War was the only actual historical event. The rest are Homer's artistic add-ons. Academicians generally believe that even if Homer was real, there were no proper historians in the era he lived in, which was in the ninth century BC. At that time, no one paid too much attention to history's authenticity. Thanks to that, people concocted their versions of history and incorporated real events with myths and legends. Hence the birth of Odyssey."
Father Zhang paused, "In fact, if you properly study the system of myths and legends, you will find that they all have their origins. Usually, these tales are passed down verbally, constantly evolving based on the society they originated from. For example, Celtic mythology originated from Celtic folklore and was influenced by ancient Rome and Christianity. If the stories in it were real, why then would they be influenced by the civilization of the time? Greek and Roman mythology are typical examples."
Father Zhang continued while gnawing at the apple. "Roman mythology was completely born out of Greek mythology. Many gods have different names because of different pronunciations. As for their legendary tales, they are all the same. How could this stuff be true?"
Zhang Heng was silent. Whatever his father told him matched what he thought about mythology. But then again, where did those so-called gods come from? He met an ancient Celtic god in his Black Sail quest. Other than that, there were also the supernatural creatures he encountered in the real world. If the legends about them were all made up, how on earth did they exist in the real world?
Zhang Heng remembered the man named Einstein he had met at the Apollo Training Camp quest. Judging by what he said, it seemed that he was on the same level as the man in the Tang suit. However, he didn't feel that he was connected in any way to the myths and legends. As for the game items he saw at auction, some of which obviously products of modern society...
Zhang Heng decided to put this question aside for now and asked one of the most pressing issues in his mind. "How about gods that have something to do with time?"
Father Zhang raised his eyebrows, "The god of time? Indeed, there are gods related to time in many mythological systems, but the most famous is the protogenoi in ancient Greek mythology, Chronos. He is the supreme god worshipped by Orphism. It symbolizes the first cause that transcends everything. He existed before everything began, and is the supreme god in the 'Twenty-Four Sacred Narratives.' He also possesses power above all things. He doesn't have a physical form, but he sometimes appears in the image of a snake, a three-headed man, a cow, or a lion. He is, however, better known as the image of an old man, usually described in modern artworks as an old man holding a sickle."
"Old man, does the old man look like this?"
Zhang Heng took out an old photo from his pocket that he picked up after cleaning the study and put it on the coffee table in front of his father.
Father Zhang was taken aback when he saw the photo, quickly picking it up.
"Huh... where did you find this photo?"
"You have participated in many research projects, and mom takes lots of pictures all the time. Why did I only find this after I searched the entire room? Where are the others?"
"That's because we lost a sled and four sled dogs at the end of the research. They fell into a hole on the ice along with all the things on the sled. That included our Kodak. We tried out best, and in the end, we still failed to rescue the four poor little guys, let alone the things on the sled. As for Mr. Time, he was the sponsor of the expedition, but we haven't seen him for more than ten years since it ended."
Although his dad tried his best to maintain a relaxed tone, Zhang Heng could sense that his heart wasn't as calm, especially after he saw the photo. His pupils were contracted, and clearly, he was hiding something. However, what surprised Zhang Heng the most was that the incident didn't seem to involve Mr. Time.
Later, when Zhang Heng's father talked about Mr. Time again, he had relaxed and had settled into a more comfortable position. Zhang Heng didn't quite understand why his father would lie about the film. Even grandpa knew about this expedition. In other words, he was the only one in the whole family who had been kept entirely in the dark from the project. The question was, why did his parents get rid of the photos, and at the same time, reluctant to talk about the expedition to Greenland 18 years ago?
What happened on that island in the Arctic Circle, and what did it have to do with him? He was only a year old at that time. If the strange man in the Tang suit had met his parents 18 years ago, he obviously didn't choose Zhang Heng 18 years later based on appreciation and coincidence.
Instead of seeing it as a random encounter, it looked more like a meeting that the mysterious man had been waiting for 18 years.


Growing up with eccentric materialistic parents who left him in the care of his grandfather for a job overseas, Zhang Heng had learned to adapt and be unfettered by the oddities and challenges in life. But he would soon learn the baffling truth about the world he thought he knew when one day at midnight time froze and he found himself in a world so quiet and still it was deafening. That night, he discovered that he had 24 hours more than everybody else and thus, marked the beginning of his adventures. The mysteries surrounding his newfound ability only deepened when a strange old man claimed to have given Zhang Heng that ‘gift of time’ and recruited the young man to participate in a cryptic ‘life-changing’ game on his behalf. Little did Zhang Heng know that accepting those terms meant embroiling himself in many versions of reality and exposing himself to the hidden secrets of the world—a decision he could never undo.

What year was the odyssey written?
Most likely written between 750 and 650 B.C., The Odyssey is an epic poem about the wanderings of the Greek hero Odysseus following his victory in the Trojan War (which, if it did indeed take place, occurred in the 12th-century B.C. in Mycenaean Greece).

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Tennyson, poet emeritus of England during the latter half of the 19th century, has composed a number of classic poems that deserve careful reading. "Ulysses," possibly his most anthologized poem, begins at the end of Odysseus' life after the events of Homer's Odyssey. Tennyson depicts the desire of a man wanting to set out on new adventures and see new sights, even as his life is passing into twilight. Ulysses' memorable phrases will encourage even the most settled soul to strike out and start something new.  

[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ## [Bell Ringing] [Whistle Blowing] [ Beeping ] [Jazzy Solo ] [ Beeping ] [ Tires Screeching ] D'oh! [ Screams ] [ Revving ] -[Crowd Gasps] - Hey! Hey-- - [ Groans ] - [Man]Hey, Lance Murdock you just jumped What are you going to do now? [ Straining ] I'm goin' to Duff Gardens! [Announcer] Duff Gardens! Home of the Whiplash! [Man #2] To be completed in 1994. [ Groaning, Screams ] [ Shrieking ] [Announcer Continues] And the Washing Machine! [ Gurgling, Choking ] [ All ] Wow! See the happiest fish in the world at our fabulous Beerquarium! [ Thump ] [ Thump ] [ Moaning ] [ Belches ] Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! [ Bart, Lisa ] Yea! Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth? [ Bart, Lisa ] "We're under six. " And I'm a college student. Heh, heh! Kids, I have some bad news. Your Great-Aunt Gladys has passed on. Gladys. Gladys. 'Bout yay high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead? No, honey. Gladys looked more like your Aunt Patty. [ Shudders ] Oh, yeah. There she is. The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. Looks like we'll have to go to Duff Gardens another time. - We understand. - No use complainin' about something you can't change. [ Whining ] But I wanna go to Duff Gardens right now! - Oh, Homer, quit pouting. - [ Whining ] I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead woman. [ Singing Children's Song ] - ## [ Continue Singing ] - If you don't mind! We're on our way to a funeral. [ Sings Macabre Song ] - ## [ Singing ] - ## [ Singing ] Homer! - [ Engine Stops ] - [ Door Opens, Closes ] Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. Mm! He's hugging us. What do we do? just close your eyes and think of MacGyver. [ Straining, Grunts ] - [ Grunts ] - Hey, Homer! This luggage is crushing me. Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining. [ Muffled Whimpering ] I can't believe Aunty Gladys is really gone. Her legend will live forever. [ Thinking ] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman. [ Laughing ] Legend of the dog-faced woman. - Oh, that's good! - Homer! That's very rude of you. - What? D'oh! - Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep. [ Buzzing ] [ Tires Screech ] [Utensil Clatters] [ Slurping ] All right. I'm almost there. It-- Ohh! - Another place mat, sir? - Please. While we're waiting for our pie let's take a minute to remember Great-Aunt Gladys. Wait a minute. That was Prince of Tides. Five, six seven, eight. - What are you kids playing? - Counting game. - Oh, that's nice. - Nine [Minister]He was a good man. He was a kind man. He gave to his community - and asked little in return. - [Footsteps] - He never-- - [ Whispering, Indistinct ] That's a woman? Dear Lord! [ Embarrassed Chuckle ] Well, I guess most of what I said can be salvaged. Take a seat, bozo. And that eulogy better not show up on the bill. I'll keep this short. Gladys lived alone, died alone. I guess you could say she was a role model for Selma and me. - She wasn't a rich woman-- - [ People Muttering ] but she was rich in spirit. Forgot my hat. Don't hassle the dead, boy. They have eerie powers. - [ Scoffs ] - [ Thinking] I thought this thing was gonna be catered. Boy, am I hungry. I mean I'm really, really hungry. It's just not fair, damn it! [ Sobbing ] [ Comforting Sigh ] Good-bye, Great-Aunt Gladys. I wish I'd made more of an effort to get to know you these last few years. [Throaty Voice] Don't worry about it. [ Screaming ] [ Laughing ] - [Door Opens] - I'm Lionel Hutz executor of Ms. Bouvier's estate. She left a video will, so I earn my fee simply by pressing this "Play" button. Pretty sweet, hey? I would like to start by reading a passage from Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and--" - [ Tape Squealing On Fast-forward ] - Homer! All in favor of skipping the poem. - Thank you. - [ Tape Squealing ] "And that has made all the difference. " Now let's get down to business. [Hutz's Voice] To my executor, Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000. Mr. Hutz! You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would. To Marge, I leave my collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities. They're all here-- Otto von Bismarck Maurice Chevalier, right up to Jay Leno. These chips were my children, Marjorie. - Take special care of them. - [ Crunching ] Uh-oh. To my sister, Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, JubJub. Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? To my dear childless nieces, Patty and Selma I leave my grandfather clock and these words: Don't die lonely like me. Raise a family, and do it now. [Echoing] Now! Now! Now! Hey, a grandfather clock. Not bad. [Chiming, Ticking] - [Snoring] - Aunt Gladys was right. There's something missing in our lives. Don't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow. Patty, I want a baby. [ Rattling ] - What do I do here? -Just tell us about yourself. Well, I wanna have a baby before it's too late. You're lookin' at a free lunch, boys. Come and get it. [ Imitates Tiger Snarl ] - [ Scottish Accent ] Ach! Back to the loch with you, Nessie. - [Cassette Clatters] [Gypsy Accent] One drop of this love potion and you will have any man you desire. Really? What are the magical ingredients? [ Without Accent ] Mostly corn syrup, a little rubbing alcohol. You'll be lucky if it doesn't Make your hair fall out actually. Oh! - [Cash Register Clicking] - [ Beeps ] - [ Squeaky, Breaking Voice ] Paper or plastic? - You decide. So, wearing a belt, are ya? - Yep. - No suspenders for you. I guess not. Orange is really your color. - They make us wear this. - Shall we continue this conversation over dinner? Uh, I'm not allowed to date customers. - It's store policy. - No, it isn't. Ow! - Shut up, Arnold. - No. Go for it, man. "R," "Q," "G. " - [Pointer Tapping] - Question mark. Smiley face. Next. Wait a minute. It says here you're single. Did I do wrong? - ####[Romantic Violin] - Cold biscuits chicken yellow mailman. - You're reading the wine list, sir. - Very good. I don't know how to thank you for dinner. Use your imagination. Mmm! [ Children Whimpering, Grunting ] - Aah! - [Thump] Ew! Get outta my car. This isn't my house. - [ Announcer] Come to Duff Gardens - [ Riders Shrieking ] where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore. Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of Hooray For Everything. - [ All ] Hey, kids! Take a walk on the wild side! - ## [ Singing Pop ] [ Vocalizing ] Yeah! Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Sure. Unless another aunt dies. - [Door Slams] - Selma, your date's over already? Yeah. I was so depressed. I ate ajar of expired olives. [ Sighs ] I guess I'll never have a baby. Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous but have you ever considered artificial insemination? [ Wheezing Laugh ] Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. - [ Whispering, Indistinct ] - I knew that. How do I know I'm getting quality? Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process. All done! - Thank you. - Always a pleasure. - What a beautiful little girl. - [ Loud Belch ] [ Babies Belching ] [Belching Continues, Echoing] [Marge] "101 Frozen Pops. " A Nobel Prize winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh! One of the Sweathogs. I checked. It's not Horshack. - Oh. Are you sure you wanna have a baby this way? - Yeah. You've had some pretty bad experiences ordering out of catalogs. Remember that mail order husband? [Knocking] Ooh! You look just like your picture. Sorry. My mind's made up. I wanna have a kid, and this is the only way I can do it. Why do you wanna have a baby so bad? I got a lotta love to give and, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio. - [ Static ] - [ Man Speaking Foreign Language ] - Are you sure you've thought this through? - [ Slurping ] A child can really Change your life. - You'll have to give up smoking. - I'll chew. - No man will want you. - All I got now is sperm in a cup. - [ Groaning ] - [ Groaning ] - [Footsteps Running] - Come on! Come on! Time to get up! - [Footsteps Running] - Come on! Come on! Time to get up! - We wanna go to Duff Gardens! - [Lisa] Time to go to Duff Gardens! Oh, great. Dad's dead. [ Groaning ] [ Gasps ] Have you been eating that sandwich again? Sandwich. Geez, we hardly made a dent in that 1 0-foot hoagie. Well, I'll give it a good home. Mm! You've been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn. Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge. Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away. Suggestion noted. Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Are you going to eat it? Yes. - [ Groaning ] - You look terrible. I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens. [Body Thuds On Floor] S-S-So cold! Your lips are turning blue. I think you better stay home. No! Duff Gardens. - Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ] We really appreciate you taking the children on such short notice. We'll have fun, won't we, kids? To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself. That's the spirit. See ya tonight. - Good-bye, Dad. Don't eat any solids. - But I love solids. - Won't be any fun without ya, Dad. - [ Engine Starts ] [ Bart, Lisa, ] Yea! This is all your fault! It-- Oh, how can I stay mad at you? - Mm! - [ Whimpers ] - There it is! - The Duff Beeramid. "The Beeramid contains so much aluminum "it would take five men to lift it. Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction. " [ Scoffs ] Plenty more where that came from. [ People Chattering ] - [Children Cheering] - [ Gasps ] Look! It's the Seven Duffs! [Bart] There's Tipsy, and there's Queasy. [Lisa] There's Surly and Remorseful! Hey! Take a picture. It'll last longer. Get outta here. [ Mechanism Humming ] Fourscore and seven years ago we took the finest hops and barley to brew a refreshing, full-bodied lager. Ahh! [ Imitating Hip-hop Beat ] [ Rapping ] [ Ends Rapping ] [ Imitating Hip-hop Beat ] - This is a disgrace. - Settle down. Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart! Let's see if they wore underwear back then. - Yeah! - [ Electricity Crackling ] - Do you feel any better? - No. - [ Slurping ] - What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? 1 ,000-to-1 . Well, to cheer you up, I rented a couple of videos. "Boxing's Greatest Weigh-Ins" and "Yentl. " - Yentl? What's that? - It deals with a bookish young woman's efforts to enter rabbinical school. - Sounds great! - Oh, my God! You're delirious. Hmm. "Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!" Wow! [ Sultry Voice ] You're charming the pants off of me. - What did you say, Aunt Selma? - I said take off those damn glasses! Oh! This looks like fun. A bench. Kids, what do ya say you go get your Aunt Selma a beer smoothie? - A beer smoothie? Not again. - We gotta go. - We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em. [ Chattering ] [ Growling Sigh ] Hey, man, if the line's this long, it's gotta be good. Get bent. [Man In Movie] What's going on here? Oh, Yentl. I might have known. That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva. Hmm. Well, you've cooled down. That's what you think. [ Imitates Tiger Growl ] [ Chuckling ] You know, I rented another tape in case you felt better. "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules. " - With Norman Fell as Zeus. - Whoo-hoo! [ Animatronic Dolls Singing Repetitious Theme ] [ Continue Singing ] - I wanna get off!. - You can't get off. We have five more continents to visit. Hey, Lise, I dareya to drink the water. I'm not sure that is water. Chicken. [ Clucking ] - Quit it, Bart. Quit it! - [ Continues Clucking ] - Quit it! Quit it! - Bart, be quiet! Lisa, drink the water! [ Groaning ] [Dolls Singing] [Song Echoing] They're all around me! No way out! [ Hysterical Laugh ] - No way out, I tell you! - What's wrong? Now, you just Put your head right here. [ Growling ] Aaaaah! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! - Hercules! The Cyclops tore off my clothes. - [ Laughing ] [ Marge, Homer Giggling ] - ####[Dolls Singing] - [ Gibbering ] [Singing Continues] Bart! Lisa! [Festive] Ahh! Ahh! [ Humming ] Ahh! I can see the music. Mitch, you're doin' a bang-up job. [ Squeaky, Breaking Voice ] Thank you, sir. [ Laughing ] Whoa. That isn't good. [ Screaming ] Stop the ride! I'll have to ask my supervisor. - Better stop it. - [ Ride Stops ] - Can't you do something? - Hey. Surly only looks out for one guy-- Surly. - Hmm. Sorry, Surly. - Shut up. - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - [Selma]Don't blame these kids. [ Sighs ] It's not their fault. I think their father is missing a chromosome. Miss Bouvier, while we were rescuing this boy hoodlums made off with three bumper cars! - [ Electricity Crackling ] - [ All Laughing ] [ Bumping ] And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same. [Jabbering ] We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium. I am the Lizard Queen! Give her this and this - [ Teeth Chattering ] - and then these. - Oh, thank you, Doctor. - Oh, I'm not a doctor. Come to Homercles! [ Giggling ] I can't. The beans will burn. Homercles cares not for beans. - [ Grunts ] - Oh! Hi, kids. How was Duff Gardens? Can't talk. Comin' down. [ Groans ] How do you do it, Homer? You take an ordinary bed sheet, fold it around like this-- No. I mean raising kids. I just couldn't cut it today. All I wanted was a little version of me that I could hold in my arms. Oh, JubJub. When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin. Shh! [ Singing Pop Ballad ] [ Continues Singing ] [ Finishes Singing ] [Woman Singing Pop Ballad] [Woman Singing Pop Ballad] [Continues] [Ends] [Selma] Oh, yeah! - [ People Chattering ] - Shh!

This long-running comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa and baby Maggie. Other Springfield residents include the family's religious neighbour, Ned Flanders, family physician Dr Hibbert, Moe the bartender and police chief Clancy Wiggum.

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