"HAHAHAHAHA I could have been reborn with Batman or Superman, but did not have to reincarnate in someone without power and crazy, at least I have the arle .... HAHAHA"

This about my fantasies of (Raven) a female character in The Cartoon animated series (Teen Titans)

IN WAYNE MANSION
ME 
((AFTER FATHER COME OUT FROM CAVE , I TELL HIM ABOUT ALIEN INVASION , SUPERNATURAL POWERS AND MANY THINGS ABOUT FUTURE , I ALSO TELL ABOUT SUPERMAN , AND ALSO TELL ABOUT DANGEROUS SIDE IF WE TELL THIS TO ANYONE ,THIS WAS GAMBLE FOR ME , TO TELLING ABOUT FUTURE, ABOUT BATMAN , THERE CAN BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS ,MAY BE THE FUTURE WILL CHANGE, THE TIMELINE ,THE GOLDEN FINGER I HAD WILL BE FINISHED, BUT IF I WANT TO USE WAYNE INDUSTRIES POWER TO ACHIEVE MY GOAL AND CONQUER THE WORLD , I NEED THIS GAMBLE SERIOUSLY(( FOR WHAT I KNOW THIS WORLD IS NOT LIKE BATMAN MOVIE BUT ANIMATED BATMAN SERIES , BECAUSE THERE IS NO CLOWN STRIKE ON TV MEDIA , SO I CONCLUDE THAT THIS WORLD WILL NOT HAVE JOKER , BECAUSE I WILL NOT THROW HIM IN CHEMICAL  
(((Detective Comics introduced the Joker's first origin story as Red Hood: a criminal who, during his final heist, vanishes after leaping into a vat of chemicals to escape Batman. His resulting disfigurement led him to adopt the name "Joker", from the playing card figure he came to resemble.)))]]

[[ SON , SO YOU ARE SAYING IN NEAR FUTURE,THERE WILL BE CONTINUOUS DISASTER TO THE WORLD .
I  UNDERSTAND SON , BUT THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER , So what's your plan now ? what should we do]] Thomas Wayne
[[ father , I know some special scientist that have real super discoveries , we have to hire /recruit them in our company , we have to start project ((evolution)) to evolve all human beings on earth 🌎, this project will be take many years to complete it ]]me
[[ what ?? are you saying you want to start researching on human evolution ,okay okay 
I understand , so what's the name of these scientist ]] Thomas Wayne...

As the pair waited outside there Geography classroom Joe asks Ben "So Ben who do you think is the best Joker?" Ben thinks for a moment and says "Tough question I'm probably gonna have to say Heath Ledger." Suddenly from behind Ben a mysterious voice says "Good choice but the best joker is clearly Mark Hamill cause a man who can Voice the Joker so many times and keep up the Brilliance of the character all the way from the Animated series all the way up to today is clearly the best just like Kevin Conroy is the best Batman. But i will say Troy Baker made a absolutely Brilliant Young joker despite what people say about Arkham Origins it's got probably one of the best lead voice acting crew around in the whole of the Arkham series. Batman's voice actor for Origins was also Brilliant. 5 stars."
The pair look towards this mysterious figure as he walks over towards them and Joe asks "What's your name? I'm Joe Wilson." The Figure holds out his hand and says "Dan, Dan Stewart. I'm new here." Ben goes over to shake his hand and says "So we've heard. Hi My names Ben Strong."
Joe asks Dan "So are you a big DC fan?" Dan holds out his arms and shrugs his shoulders and says "DUH, Who isn't. But I will say I'm not a big DCEU fan since the catastrophe that was the Jostice league. " Ben smiles and says "Neither are we. there is no DCEU without Zack Snyder and his vision." Dan replies saying "Finally people who speak English.  Everyone else I've had to explain who Zack Snyder was. But you two seem to be men of culture." 
Joe smiles and says "We're part of the Few of the people who are in What, Most people don't even know what the Name DC means"  Dan looks at the two of them and at the same time they all say "Detective Comics" Joe then proposes the question "But the question is was batman purposely called the detective as a reference to the companies name or is it just a coincidence." Dan looks at him but as he was about to answer Mr Jones opened the door and saw the trio and said "Ah Dan you've already met Joe and Ben good. You can sit next to them at the back of the room. Come on in Everyone." 
So as they walk in Alex says to Joe "Good Question I want to say that Batman might be called the Detective because despite what many people think Batman is definitely the face of DC, Has been since probably the 60s maybe 90s, So him being called Detective is probably both a good description of his Job and a great honour placed onto him by the Writers of Detective Comics." 
Ben soon comments as they reached there seats "If you ask me it's all one big fat coincidence and that he's called the detective because that's one of his many Jobs as the Batman."
Joe then makes a sarcastic comment saying as usual "Ben the voice of reason." Dan laughs and says "Ye, Ye but he's probably right. It is Probably one big fat Coincidence." 
Suddenly at the Front of the Room Mr Jones get's up out his chair and walks over to the white board and says "Alright class, Today we're gonna be starting a new Topic. Rivers. Can anyone tell me one of the 4 main types of erosion that occurs in rivers?.. Dan" 
"Well one of them is Attrition which is the process which occurs when Sediments of Rocks in the water collide with each other to Break apart and create smaller pieces of sediment ready for one of the other processes most likely Solution."  
Mr Jones points to Dan and says "BRILLIANT, Now let's see  ugh Ben give me another?" Ben looks at Mr Jones and says "Sorry Sir I don't know any sorry" Mr Jones walks forward and press's the On Button on the projector and turns back around and points to the white board and says "As Dan so brilliantly explained the first of the 4 main forms of erosion is Attrition, It's where the current of the water collides the rock sediments and other solids together. Imagine Two Rock giants fighting and as they fight pieces of them Break off of the main mass and Drop into the ground or in this case get carried away by the tide. Now Jot this down in your books before we move on." Mr Jones then walks over to Dan, Ben and Joe and says to Joe "Here's your book, But it seems you probably don't need it hey haha. Well done." Mr Jones walks back to the front and asks "Is anybody still writing? Yep alright well wait another minute before moving on."
Mr Jones walks over to his laptop and press's the next arrow and the Screen moves onto Solution and Mr Jones points to it saying "Solution is the acidity in the water unnoticeable to Us cause often it's not at a level high enough to be a threat to humans but to tiny pebbles it's brutal it can completely destroy stones at a small level. It's like Dropping a bath Bomb into water the solid is no longer there in one piece but the elements that used to make it up are now Scattered across the water. Does everyone understand?, Yes Caity?" 
Caity then asks "But wouldn't the remains of the stones eventually fully disappear so wouldn't bath bubbles be a better example than a bath Bomb?" Mr Jones leans against the side of his table and says "Theoretically in some cases yes Bath Bubbles work better as a example but in others a Bath bomb works better." 
Mr Jones Leans over to tap the next arrow again and gets up and points to the Board and says "The next type is Hydraulic action, This is a process in which the Water compresses the air within smaller cracks in rocks and forces it out creating new cracks breaking up the rock in the Process. It's like Blowing a balloon up so much that it pops as the air tries to escape. Now jot this down."  
Mr Jones waits a few minutes and asks "Is everyone finished?" Most of the people nod and Mr Jones says "Good, Now for the last one, Abrasion, This is the Process where for example lets say a rock  rolls down in a river over and over until it Rubs against the side enough that it eventually becomes smooth and the Rock gets smaller and smaller as more and more of it gets Rubbed off over time. Jot this last one down then I'll let you go 5 minutes early. Chat amongst yourself for now though." 
So Joe turns to Dan and asks him "So what you got next?" Dan picks up a timetable from his pocket and looks at it and says "Music, What about you Joe?" Joe leans back and Says "Yeah I got the same." Suddenly Mr Jones says "You can all go now" So Joe and Dan get up and head off outside to the Music building. Whilst Ben Heads of to his Next lesson and says to the pair "I'll see you at lunch Joe, Bring Dan with you." Joe taps Ben on the shoulder and says "Yeah, See you there Ben." 
As the Pair walk down the modern metal / Glass stairs to the bottom floor Dan asks him "So Joe how long have you and your family lived in What?" Joe thought for a moment and says "My family have lived here since my Great, Great, Great grandad Elderly Joe founded this town. I've never been outside the town, at least not properly, I've never seen a big city, which is something I really want to do." 
as the pair walk outside Dan says to Joe "Oh really, I used to live in the a city it was loud, smelly and always so busy and super expensive. Living out here in What is a nice change from it. Perhaps we can go to a big city experience in the future?. "
Joe replies saying "That would be so EPIC, I really want to do that, Maybe in the summer or something?." as they walk into the Music Building.

In a far of Village in the middle of no where lies a simple kid named Joe Wilson. Bear Witness as he tackles school life as well as his social life.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Their laughter echoed in the room for a few moments.
After a while, Lucas' voice quieted down.
"Haha...I gotta say...I was worried there for a second."
"...Huh?"
The Batman who laughed stopped laughing.
Lucas sighed and shook his head.
"I mean, I don't even know why I was worried. I guess I kinda included Joker as a Big Bad that's on the same level as Darkseid or the Anti-monitor in my head...but in the end, he's just a guy with toxins in his body."
In his past life, if you think of a DC villain, one would definitely think of Joker. Maybe not all people think of him at first, but he is definitely one the most iconic villains in the DC Comics.
In fact, if you mention the likes of Darkseid, Anti-Monitor, Barbatos...not a lot of people will recognize them. Only those who are well informed and had read the comics would know.
As for others, they would only think of the animated series, movies, or TV series.
Joker was the most...remembered villain when one thinks of Batman. He's the Big Bad of Batman so to speak. So to Lucas, he had unconsciously thought of him as 'equal' to the other Big Bads like Darkseid.
Although Lucas had defeated Joker with much ease, this thought still remained in his mind.
So when he heard that Joker had a toxin in his system that would basically 'turn' someone into him, Lucas thought this is one of the 'absolute' facts in the comics.
The same 'absolute' facts like Darkseid having Omega energy...or Barry Allen having the Speed Force...these kinds of 'absolute' facts that one would read in the comics.
But in the end, toxins are just toxins. Actually, it would've been even more confusing if it had worked on Lucas who was already considered a God.
Be it the Omega Energy, the Star Energy, the Speed Force, God power, Dark Magic, Fate Magic...all these inside Lucas' body are more than enough to get rid of such poison.
Back then, he could feel something unknown had indeed tried to seep into his body but...well, Lucas had already eliminated it.
Eliminating a virus like this was simply...as easy as breathing.
At the beginning, Lucas was worried that he would really go insane. But looking at it now, his worries were not needed.
The thought of it made Lucas laugh out loud at his own worries.
Having had enough of this farce, Lucas lightly tugged on his restraints and broke free.
"Wh-!?"
Lucas patted the dust on his pants and shoulders as he started to crack the bones on his neck.
Grinning, he turned towards the fake Batman.
"Now then. I've let you have your fun. It's my turn."
…
"Lucas!"
The doors swung open and revealed a couple of figures. Batman and the rest had arrived.
As they appeared in the room, they saw Lucas standing in the middle, unscathe.
On the ground laid a few bodies.
Joker, the other Batman, and the Robins.
"This…"
Lucas didn't look at them yet as he stood before the fake Batman.
"Haha...ha…"
Even until this moment, that Batman was still grinning...laughing.
He coughed out blood as he spoke.
"You...you aren't supposed to exist...but no matter...I may have failed...but 'he' will still send more."
"Who's he?"
Lucas asked.
The Batman who laughed uttered in his last breath.
"Bar...ba...tos…"
"..."
Lucas sighed.
Anti-monitor hasn't even appeared yet. And there seems to be another one coming on its way?
Batman fell silent for a moment before asking.
"...You killed them?"
"Hm? Ah, it was this guy who killed Joker over there. It seems he did it to unleash the toxins in his body and turn me into the next Joker...as for them, they're still alive. He's just being overly dramatic."
"Hah?"
Lucas lightly kicked the other Batman in annoyance.
Why does this guy have to be so dramatic? He even coughed up blood! I didn't hit him that hard!
Lucas shook his head.
With his powers, although it is indeed easy to kill someone, it's also easy to simply defeat them unconscious.
Lucas doesn't feel like killing this guy so simply. After all, they needed to learn more.
Where did he come from? How did he get here? Who's Barbatos?
Actually, Lucas wasn't that much of a comic book reader in his past life. He doesn't know all the details.
All he knew about Barbatos was that he's some kind of Bat God.
When he heard about it, Lucas didn't really think much about it.
Seriously, what the heck is a Bat God!? He's like...the God of all Bats? What's the big deal!?
But then again, seeing as how this supposed Bat God had sent this guy here, Lucas knew there should be something else.
Nightwing walked over to the unconscious Robins and frowned.
"They're indeed alive, but...what the heck are these supposed to be?"
"Oh, I think that one is you in another world."
"Ugh…you gotta be shitting me..."
"I mean, the collars have name tags so…"
"..."
Batgirl looked around and sighed.
"Phew, there's no version of me…"
"..."
Batman sighed.
"Alright. Take them all into custody...we're going to have to question these guys."
"What about Joker?"
Robin asked.
"...I'll deal with it."
"...Alright."
Lucas nodded and turned to the rest.
"Come on, let's go."
The Bat family looked at each other as they sighed and left the room, leaving Batman alone with Joker's corpse.
Batman didn't say anything as he stood there, unmoving. Only quietly staring at Joker's body.
Outside, Lucas and the rest had moved the prisoners to the underground prison in Mount Justice.
By the time they settled the new inmates, Batman had already arrived there as well.
Lucas looked at him and asked.
"All good?"
"I'm fine. How's the prisoners?"
"Still sleeping like a baby."
"I see…"
"Right, that guy said that many more will come here...I guess I should prepare."
"Hm?"
Lucas smiled and walked out as he flew in the air above Mount Justice.
He closed his eyes and started to chant in an unknown language.
This was something that he had been working on for the past couple of years as he consulted other magicians in the multiverse.
The spell itself is more or less complete. It just needs testing.
Now was the time to do so.
Behind Lucas, a white transparent symbol of Fate appeared while surrounded by a magic circle. Then, an Omega symbol formed as it overlapped the Fate symbol.
Finally, a lantern symbol appeared and overlapped the two symbols as well.
Slowly, Lucas opened his eyes. As he did, white light spilled out of it, making it appear as if his eyes were made of light.
Lucas waved his hand.
The next moment, the symbol exploded and sent a gentle shockwave throughout the universe.
As soon as the shockwave finished, Lucas' eyes closed again as he fell down to the Earth.
Raven quickly flew and caught him.
The two of them landed on the ground slowly and the others quickly rushed towards them.
"What was that? What did Lucas do?"
Batman hurriedly asked when he saw Lucas fall unconscious.
Raven smiled wryly and caressed Lucas' hair gently.
"It's magic...to protect our world from others. A barrier to prevent any being from the multiverse to invade our world…"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked.
Although they don't know much about magic...just hearing about what Lucas did, they knew it was still quite a shocking feat!
It was one thing to create a barrier around a room...or maybe a building...or an island...but a barrier...to protect the whole universe!?
Suddenly, a golden Fate symbol appeared before them and a woman wearing a golden helmet appeared.
Everyone looked at it but wasn't wary since they had seen this often in the past few years. The Dr. Fate from the world Lucas visited in the past would often visit their world to look for Lucas.
"It isn't just your world that Lucas protected."
Dr. Fate said as she removed her helmet.
"Morgana?"
Raven was surprised. From what she knew, their world should've been closed off now. How was it that Morgana could still appear here?
Morgana looked at Lucas and smiled.
"This guy...Lucas didn't just cast the barrier in your universe...but extended it to cover the worlds allied with yours across the multiverse…"
"What!? But if he did that…"
"Yes...I'm afraid so…"
Morgana sighed and nodded.
Batman and the rest looked at Raven and Morgana, still confused what their conversation meant.
Batgirl asked.
"Raven, what do you mean? What's going to happen!?"
Raven looked at her and hesitated for a bit before sighing.
"To do what Lucas did...required an enormous amount of power. It should be taxing already to cast the barrier to one world, but if it's Lucas, he should be fine after a few night's rest…"
"...H-hold on...so Lucas extended the barrier to a couple more worlds...so what? He just needs to rest for a few weeks, right?"
Morgana and Raven exchanged looks.
Batman had a bad feeling…
Raven sighed again and answered.
"It won't be just a few weeks...or months...actually, we don't know how many years it will take for Lucas to wake up...even if he's now a God, creating a barrier that stretches across the multiverse and protects hundreds of worlds...it will take time."
"..."
Everyone fell silent.
An hour later, the other members of the Justice League had arrived. They all came as soon as they heard what happened.
At this moment, Alfred arrived as well and handed a flashdrive to Bruce.
"What is this?"
"...It's something Young master Lucas gave me...to give you once he had decided to use that magic. He said it contains his message...to you and the others."
"..."
Bruce looked at the flashdrive and silently took it.
He connected it to the computer and played it on the huge monitor inside Mount Justice.
The screen lit up and revealed Lucas' figure.
From the background, it should be his room in the Wayne Manor.
Lucas smiled.
"If you're wondering why I had to do this recording...well, it's because I will probably not consult you guys again and do something reckless. I know I shouldn't, but I know you guys will stop me again anyway so I would probably still do it."
"So I'm leaving my…'last' words, as you will, in this video. Ah! I'm not dead though. I'm just in a really long sleep. I'd probably wake up one day. I just don't know when."
As everyone watched the video in silence, a groan rang out from the side.
The noise immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"Mm…Huh? Why's everyone in my room?"
Lucas looked around in confusion for a few moments before it finally sinked into him what's happening.
He saw the video playing on the screen and his face turned red.
Immediately, an Omega Beam shot out from his eyes and destroyed the screen, along with the flashdrive!
Lucas covered his face in embarrassment.
"Ahhh! I thought I wouldn't wake up for like….decades! I even made a video message because of that! This is so embarrassing!"
At this moment, Lucas felt like a guy who had confessed to his crush on the day of the graduation because he thought he wouldn't see her again the next day, only to run into her again in the afterschool party…
It was so embarrassing he wished he could die!
The only good thing here was that the video seemed to have only started so they shouldn't have heard much yet…
"L-Lucas! You're awake!?"
Morgana asked in surprise.
Immediately, Diana and the other girls charged at him in a group hug as they laughed and cried.
"Lucas!"
"Lucas! You're back!"
"Huhu! I thought I won't get to speak with you again!"
Lucas smiled and comforted them.
"I'm awake...although I'm not sure why."
Lucas felt his powers within him.
Normally, he should've passed out and been unable to wake for decades, maybe even centuries.
However, he was already awake.
Not to mention...my power...seemed to be even stronger than before?
Lucas was confused.
Closing his eyes, he tried to feel his power.
He could see...specks of light. All around him. Not just the area around him, it extended further...and even further…
Lucas had felt this power before.
Is this...the power of faith?
As a God, Lucas had been able to see the faith of those connected to him. And this had provided a small boost in his power in the past.
But he didn't recall it being this many before?
Then how come...wait.
Was it the barrier? Because the barrier had covered hundreds of worlds...they are all considered 'connected' to me?
Eh? Then isn't this...quite broken!?
Aren't I too OP now!?
Why the heck worried by some pleb Anti-Monitor or noobie Barbatos!?
Lucas chuckled and sighed.
"Lucas?"
Barbara called out to him.
"It's nothing. I just thought there's nothing to worry about now."
Lucas smiled and separated from the girls.
He wrapped his arm around Bruce' shoulder and raised his hand.
"Since we're all here anyway, let's party instead!"
"..."
Everyone was still confused with what's happening.
At first, they thought that they had lost Lucas all over again.
Then Lucas ended up waking immediately.
Now he...wants to party?
Everyone broke into smiles.
Flash and Green Lantern were the first to agree.
"Party!"
"Let's celebrate!"
That day, the heroes partied like there's no tomorrow.
Time passed.
Villains appeared, and Heroes rose.
When Anti-Monitor and Barbatos appeared after somehow bypassing the barrier protecting hundreds of worlds, one man appeared and stopped them.
To some, he's known as Batman's Little Brother.
To most people, he's known as Prime.
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AN: Author here! Unfortunately, this is the end.
I know that there are a lot of stories and arcs I could use here, but I'm really not that knowledgable with DC comics and would make some mistake sooner or later...probably already did.
But the main reason why I ended this is because...I simply don't have the inspiration to continue it anymore.
I started this since I had a lot of time in the past. There was less work and I don't have anything else to do. Now, there's more work, a lot of games to play, got myself an Oculus Quest for playing VR, tons of novels, mangas, and manhwas to read...basically, I have a lot of other interesting things to do than write.
I thought about simply dropping this and just forget about it but...I feel like I need to give it an ending at least. My other book, Ultimate Fruit, will also end soon.
I actually thought about making the ending so Lucas...just doesn't wake up at all. And that the others would just watch the video he made....but it felt too complicated so I had him wake up and had an even happier ending. As for the explanation of his system and his reincarnation...just forget about it and be satisfied with this!
That's all.
Thank you all who had been patient with me and supported me. Frankly, you guys are the only reason why I keep trying to post a chapter even though I don't want to XD
See ya...when I see ya!

After dying from his previous life, Lucas finds himself reborn as a baby the next moment.
Eh? Why are my mother and father not here?
Why is the old guy called Alfred?
Wait, you say my older brother is named Bruce?
My family name is also Wayne?
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COMPLETED!!!!!!!!
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AN: This is a trial DC fanfic that I had written in the past which I wanted to see if it's any good before continuing...I will be releasing the first 13 chapters and would observe it for a while before continuing so updates from chapter 14 onwards will not be anytime soon :P
Cover art is temp. Just something from the net...and edited by a certain Kitsune :P
**BE WARNED, THERE ARE R-18 SCENES HERE WHERE THE MC DOES IT WITH WOMEN THAT ARE MAYBE OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD! XD**

[Friday: items needed to save the life of the embryo 1/4 acquired ... buying the items needed ...

 1 - Genetic Research of the Orochimaru Ninja World

 2 - genetics and mechanics research from the world gundam seed coordinators

 -error-]

 naoru: what's up? ...

 [Friday: it is necessary to have brain development at 49%, lower it would be suicide]

 naoru: how do I make my brain develop to that threshold ...

 [Friday: progressing the user question ... 100% ... answer: acquire the bloodline of the coordinators and innovators, of the gundam seed and gundam 00 series respectively ...]

 naoru: buy them ...

 [Friday: order received ... buying bloodline of the coordinators, gundam seed series ... 20,000p ... bloodline of the innovators, gundam 00 series ... 30,000p order placed, when installing it could feel a  little pain still want to install? ...]

 naoru: install ...

 [Friday: installing ... 1%]

 The pain began to be felt, it is as if hundreds of needles were being stuck in my whole body, the heat generated by this type of transformation was terrible, Naoru's body is all red, with his muscles being forcibly contracted ... his nerves  being destroyed and constantly renewed, the thermal sensation reached the degree of melting of iron, only by clenching the teeth and supporting it

 [Friday: 30%]

 the pain was getting stronger and stronger, while naoru's brain was being ground and regenerated over and over again, causing the nerve connections to be greater than a normal human (100% + than a normal human)

 [Friday: 60%]

 the crucial part was being acquired and the meat was being bombarded with hundreds of GN particles ... the temperature was getting stronger and stronger the large beads of sweat were pouring out of Naoru's body, while the oxygen that was at his  around was constantly being sucked into the

 [Friday: 90%]

 the veins contracted and the blood were traveling at an incredible speed, the heart was beating audibly (meaning without the need for a device or putting your ear on someone else's chest) the tension was exceeding what a normal human would already be dead.  ... could not more and began to scream ... the throat was sore but still could hear the heartbreaking scream of him, while the process was in its final face ...

 [Friday: 100% ... complete installation ... duration 6 hours ... elements necessary to save the life of the embryo 1/4 acquired ... buying the necessary elements ...

 1 - Genetic Research of the Orochimaru Ninja World

 2 - genetics and mechanics research from the world gundam seed coordinators

 3 - genetic instrumentation of both worlds

 purchase cost: 100,000p]

 naoru: buy ...

 he managed to say before fainting ...

 * 10 min later *

 After waking up, he saw many things in front of him, some mechanical, others that were greenish fluids ... what caught his attention was a tube filled with that greenish fluid, on top of him was a large machine ... but he knew  what was it called ... this was the so-called artificial uterus where kira yamato was placed before he was born

 automatically it began to accommodate all the things thrown away, the system as it does not have a storage space (author: and if there is, I forget) when you buy something from the store, it immediately throws it or gives it to the user in front of it.  ..

 connected the various types of cables to the dozens of computers and other mechanical things ... although

 naoru: Friday, these computers are from the last century ... update them

 [Friday: got it ... looking for ... updating .. -20.000p]

 the light started again, but this time it was fast a few seconds at the most, when the eyes were opened, the machines and keyboards had disappeared, they were replaced by glass panels, when naoru approached them, the lights started to come on and  They formed a transparent blue screen, in which was everything necessary, when he approached his hands from below the light converted into several keys, without any symbol or letter, as if it were related to it, the hands of Naoru began to type on those  keys and machines around it began to work one after another ... the startup sequence was in operation, the tube filled with greenish solution and the artificial uterus were attached

 [Friday: quantum computer ... macross frontier series ...]

 Orochimaru's research is extensive, while the coordinators' genetic change is another that rivals him ... I hate to admit it but Orochimaru is a genius ... what hundreds of people in the gundam universe did, Orochimaru did the  only in naruto universe ...

 Opening the small vial with the fetus inside, the liquid was poured into the greenish solution ... the amber color it was surrounded by was immediately expelled, while the fetus was in the middle of the tube (3 meters long) cables began  to replace the umbilical cord suddenly rang -all green- everything was in order with the machine, -beep- the heart monitor was working, the heartbeat was constantly being monitored ...

 Suddenly he lowered his eyes, a drop of blood was falling on his shoe ... he looked at his shirt and it was bloody ... tired it had also been 11 hours since he started the operation to save his son, the genetic readjustment was more  beyond what he had thought, taking a bath and changing clothes ... he put on his suit and mask ... as long as the machine was running the child would be fine, although expensive he put hundreds of things to protect him, even a generator  miniature thermonuclear ... it was 50,000p ... all the stitches were finished there was only 500p in stock, but he had already saved his son ... the building is a warehouse a bit far from ghotic city ... it had air defenses  ... well let's say it's a bunker that can withstand 50 continuous tsar bombs and it can resist without blinking, it has a water purifier and a small lake in the basement in the middle is a small water tree from the mondaiji series

 this time series the death of that damned ... I know where she is, she "bought" the fair that is in the dock of ghotic city ... so there it should be ...

 ** 10 min later ** ghotic city docks **

 arriving at the fair it was raining and the smell of garbage was everywhere the stalls were in ruins and various kinds of traps were on the ground and in the stalls, it is good to have the byakugan ... after stepping on a button on the ground  all of a sudden the lights came on

 naoru: senbon sakura ... scatter ...

 the katana blade turned into cherry petals ... the pink petals were dancing in the air around naoru, while the others were wandering around the park, there were signs of a fight it seems that batman is already fighting the joker,  but there was someone on the edge of what looked like a throne made of humanoid skulls ... arriving with him I spread a coat and pants ...

 gordon: thank you ... excuse me, who are you?

 (naoru): in this way I don't have a name ... but I tell you that I have no bad intentions with you ...

 Gordon: and with whom then? ...

 (naoru): joker has hurt someone very precious to me and he will have to answer me

 Gordon: You have to answer to justice ...

 (naoru): of course ... my justice ...

 before Gordon answered hundreds of petals danced around him wrapping him in a column of petals ... seconds later the storm had passed and the figure that had given him clothes had disappeared

 ** behind the fair **

 -trashhh-

 the window was broken when passing through two shadows that were locked in the fight ... suddenly, they stopped fighting and the two began to laugh ...- tap tap -... the footsteps sounded on the floor wet from the rain  , the two immediately became alert ...

 joker: who is your friend? ...

 batman: not my friend ...

 joker: yes, yes bitter ...

 batman: what are you doing here, ghotic city is mine

 (naoru): I don't care about a gothic city ... but it's a different case "that" guy

 batman: the joker will answer to the law

 -pumm-

 the sudden change of speed was not predicted by batman, he had little information about this superhero who had appeared to help them in metropolis ... the super speed had not revealed it ... pam ... a pain in the stomach was sudden and of  soon everything went black, not before hearing the last words ...

 (naoru): will answer to me ...

 The joker seeing that Batsi was lying on the ground, he tried to flee but turning around he saw a wall of pink petals around him, with fear he tried to touch him but immediately felt like thousands of knives going through his hand ...

 joker: ahhhgggg ...

 (naoru): they are not simple petals

 joker: you think ... it seems that batsi is not the only sherlock

 (naoru): you're funny ... even in front of your executioner

 joker: now, you already scared me, take me to the police (showing his wrists)

 (naoru): (hand signs) kuchiyose: gomon heya

 ￼

 suddenly everything turned black, under his feet there was a kind of circle of energy ... seconds later 4 iron bars began to rise, making it look like 4 walls ... the joker felt something in his arms, turning he saw a  small white thread that looked like a chain, he tried to push it away but the chain got tangled in his arm and before he knew it his other arm was also tangled, both chains pulled causing the joker's limbs to stretch in opposite positions.  ..

 joker: what is this?

 (naoru): your place of surgery ...

 joker: but I already had open heart surgery ... I had a broken heart ...

 (naoru): I think you have not understood, this chamber specializes in torture ... it seems that you are going to be taller

 The joker's bonds began to tighten, the limbs began to dislocate, the scream went out and began to increase ...

 (naoru): you seem to have a big smile ... too bad you have cavities ... we have to remove some teeth ...

 -track-

 joker: arrggg

 (naoru): oops ... it seems that that was not ... let's try again

 joker: arrggg ...

 (naoru): oops ... I was wrong again ... let's go back again ...

 ...

 (naoru): again

 ...

 (naoru): again

 ... ... ...

 ... ...

 ...

 (naoru): well, I've already warmed up ... let's ...

 suddenly ... the space was suddenly distorted ... the technique broke and suddenly everything that was around lit up and many people were looking at me ... the fair was in operation ...

 naoru: what happened? ...

 Taking off the suit and mask and looking around, everything was calm, but there was something that was not right ...

 [Friday: warning ... a distortion in space-time has been detected]

 naoru: someone has changed something ... Friday connect to world networks and search ... keyword flash ...

 [Friday: searching .... .... .... .... .... .... ... .... person not found]

 naoru: barri ... you have created the flash point

 end of chap

This will be a series in which the films that have been going out will be involved, both the animated ones and the normal ones (concepts more than anything, they will not really appear)

see how naoru became ajajajaja hero with the bichesssss anime system

films
lg: war, doom, etc

Hi,
My name is Waqas.M from a very small city known as Mardan. I am working as Assistant 
Controller in Abdul Wali Khan university Mardan. I grow up watching fantasy/Sci 
fi/thrilling movies especially the Batman. I love superhero movies and I am truly 
inspired from Hollywood and the characters that work to make dreams come true. 
I am a dreamer and I have no boundaries when it comes to dreaming and 
imagination but the problem is that, everyone thinks that deep inside he is a 
superhero, I maybe one of them and I want to take my chances too..........
Now coming to the script, the thing is that I can't wait anymore for the 
Batman next movie, this legacy of Batman series must continue like Harry potter 
and so many others. I wish to play or help my part in this truly inspirational and 
fantastic movie. I am unleashing my mind to bring back some awesome ideas that 
might come handy to whoever is reading this script.
This script is a short version of the very big story......…..
The script start with name CRAWL, another super devil Creeping on the streets and 
roads of Gotham city.
CRAWL is the King of the underworld and BOSS of the mobs giving some tough time 
to Gotham Police and especially to Commissioner Gordon. He is well Known to the 
people and City of Gotham. This is the time that the people of Gotham still believe 
in Batman and respect what he has done.
Crawl has some bigger plans that no one can imagine, He wants to use Bat As Bait. 
Crawl is ready to break the barrier that no one ever tried. Crawl Plans for the escape 
of the true king of the kings, the one and only real Mobs/Gangs leader ''The Joker'' in the history of gotham.
Crawl Knows that Joker only taste is Pleasure from fear and pain to spread chaos. 
CRAWL also wants to corrupt the whole system of Gotham to get some more space.
He is also eager to meet this maniac they so called the joker as soon as possible.
Crawl is truly inspired from Joker and considered The Joker escape from the prison
as the last option for their survival because of Commissioner Gordon and Batman
presence.
Crawl along with his gang is ready to serve and Die for the Joker. All they want is a 
clue about joker place of Prison, which very few people like commissioner Gordon
knews. Even the batman doesn't know about this secret place.
Crawl initiate his plan for the Bat of Gotham by challenging the batman in three 
phases….
1st Batman fails Hundreds will die.
2nd Batman falls Thosusands will die.
3rd Batman fails or falls in the final phase, millions will die.(To Nuke the Gotham 
city)
Crawl outclass/defeated the Batman in two phases with his best and full strength 
he got to gain psychological advantage over Batman for the Final Phase, which is 
extremely important. This is crawl mission and trump card for the escape of Joker.
Batman in desperation turns to ALFRED for help....
ALFRED: Master Wayne 'You can still do this'
BATMan: No, I cant do this
Alfred: You need to think 'out of the Box'
Batman: What options do I have?? 
Alfred: Only steel can bite steel…. I mean only a maniac can face maniac
Batman: I am confused of whatt u are talking?????
Alfred: I never doubted you Master Wayne, but this time I fear for you
Batman: So, Are u thinking the same as I am Alfred?????? (To send the joker for 
hunting down CRAWL)
Alfred: No, No, Never... we cant do this
Batman: Yes, I can do this…. Leave it to me
Alfred: Remember one thing Master Wayne; you are just a playtoy to Joker. 
Infact this whole Gotham city is joker's playtoy.
Batman: I noticed that
Batman to Mr.Fox:Get ready for the worst....we are gonna need everything this 
time we have...
Mr. Fox: I don't understand
Batman: No one understand this but perhaps Commissioner Gordon will 
understand and agree
Gordon: You are crazy, don't push me. We cannot risk with the safety of 
Gotham's people again. You do not have this right?
Batman: I am taking a small risk to neutralize this maximum risk… Please 
Gordon, try to understand
Gordon: There is no Harvey Dent left to help you recapture Joker again..
Batman: Do u think we captured Joker? Gordon?????
Gordon: Yes, but now I doubt 
Batman: Nothing can hold that maniac for this much long; he is just 
waiting for a purpose, which is beyond our imagination to understand.
Gordon: This time it's your call Bat, all I can do now is to trust you but m 
not sure of the outcomes, remember people are looking at you 
too for hope.
Batman: Thanks Gordon 
Gordon: Maybe it's the time, but one more question?
Batman: U are free to ask…..
Gordon: What makes u so sure that joker will do this job for you?
Batman: That is what I fear the most, but we got to try this one time...
Gordon: Then lets do it, we don't have much time left
Batman: All Right: where is joker?????
Gordon: He is in a secret facility prison especially designed for extremely 
Dangerous Criminals. This facility is known to very few people 
including me….. I am doing this above my paygrade for the sake 
of you and gotham.
Gordon: Here's the joker
Joker to Batman: Look at you. The batman has come out of the darkness as usual. 
What the hell brings you to me??
Batman: I have a job for you…..(To Hunt down CRAWL)
Joker: hmmm...…hahahahaha
Batman: its not a joke, I m here for some serious business
Joker: I was expecting some fun from you
Batman: This is something beyond joy/fun
Joker: You better wear that mask down.
Batman: Perhaps I should, but I am offering you something bigger you 
cannot refuse
Joker: U have nothing left to offer me batty
Batman: You will have your freedom
Joker: its so much fun being around here all the time with these 
monster like criminals
Batman: so I consider this as a No
Joker: No, No, No I really love this place
Batman: its your choice, but listen before I left this place I want to tell u 
something that someone is messing with your playtoy. You will 
sit there and watch it burn?????
Joker: say that name again??????
Batman: PLAYTOY
Joker: How dare u come to know my secret???? Tell meeeee
Batman: I have other secrets too about you????
Joker: Spit it out
Batman: So u feel anger ??? U have emotions ???… you Care????
Joker: Stop and just answer my question?????
Batman: You will have your answers soon if u help us to capture or stop 
CRAWL
Joker: ok. Ok. I'll do it. But we are not done yet, I am coming soon to 
get my answers...…
Batman: I will be waiting for you
Joker: You are still so much fun.
Batman to Gordon: Set him free
Gordon: He will never come back again
Batman: we will see
Joker to Crawl: So u are CRAWL???? huh
Crawl: Yes Boss
Joker: You are a squeezer too and I am gonna need your head along 
with your plans to get my answers from BAT
Batman: Welcome back to Prison again
Joker: All I want is my answers...
Batman: I lied to you
Joker: This is not fair, you are not so much fun this time, u know u are 
my playtoy
Batman: that u thinks
Joker: u wanna play game again??? I love games...….
Batman: You are no used to me now... I win you lose
Joker: You will win if u kills me now. I know u have no courage to kill 
me
Batman: I don't have to kill u. Good Bye Joker
Joker: It's not over, it has just started. I can feel the fun it it…
Gordon to Bat: Well done, u have not disappoint me, you are the Hero and will 
always be.....thats why we have thrown a party tomorrow to 
celebrate...… Gotham's safe again….
Batman: It was never possible without your help Gordon.
Gordon: Anytime my friend
Gordon to Wayne: welcome to the party Mr.Wayne
Mr.Wayne: Every One's here except Alfred????
Gordon: He was invited too??? Then why he is not here…. How can I 
answer this???
Mr.Wayne: I am going to find out. His cell is off too
Mr.Wayne: Where were u Alfred? I was getting worried about u???
Alfred: I think I am sick Master Wayne….
Mr.Wayne: No, No you are not sick; I have seen this fear before on my 
parents face when they were shot to death. What are u hiding 
Alfred????????
Alfred: Master Wayne we misjudge the joker??? A mistake I will never 
forgive you and myself.
Mr.Wayne: How?
Alfred: We unleashed a super devil to hunt only a Bug (Crawl)
Mr.Wayne: What do u mean?
Alfred: its not that simple Master Wayne….. How can joker surrender 
such easily….He must be having plans???
Mr.Wayne: He comes back just to find the answers he was looking for
Alfred: That's the difference between you and joker…you see it from 
one angle.
Alfred again: Joker is destined to do this all the time. He is ready every time 
because he is unique, the main difference between you and 
joker success is that you care for the people around you.
Breaking News
An army/group of Mobs attacked a secret facility prison center 
outside gothams and burned it escaping some of most 
dangerous criminals that include the Joker.
Alfred to Mr Wayne: My concerns come true
Alfred: May God be with us this time
TO BE CONTINUED
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One thing that Batman fans have known since forever is that Batman is a hard taskmaster. From Dick complaining about never being good enough to Jason passing out on the couch from a grueling workout it is a universal fact that Batman is a hard taskmaster. However, knowing it and experiencing it are two completely different things. 

Ever since I've started training to become his partner, It's been one grueling task after another. From the long sparing sessions to the detective work, it's all been extremely difficult. If it weren't for my above average stats I wouldn't have been able to keep up. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if he purposefully made the training harder after watching me bench press 180 lbs. at the age of 13. 

However, I can't complain that the results aren't there. I've never felt so light and aware before. Don't get me wrong I definitely love being able to bench press 180 lbs at 13, It's just that now that I have the training to go along with it I can use it more effectively. The difference in efficiency is staggering. The closest comparison that I can make to it is Naruto's chakra control end of shippuden vs Naruto's chakra control at the start of the series. Naruto at the end of shippuden is more about efficiently using every last drop of chakra that he has while Naruto in the beginning just brute forces it. 

But I digress. After I've completed the brunt of the training all that I really needed was experience. 

"Pay attention." Bruce says.

We were in the bat-cave facing the computer with a list of rogues on the screen.

"I am" I replied coolly.

He raises an eyebrow, asking me to reiterate.

"You were debriefing about which of your rogues are currently out of Arkham and who's most likely to make a move first."

He inclines his head to tell me to continue.

"Currently the only ones out of Arkham are Two Face, Penguin and Joker. Two Face is probably going to lay low for awhile, Penguin is now a "law abiding" citizen and Joker is most likely planning his next crime as we speak."

Nodding his head in affirmative he turns back to the screen and turns it off. Facing me once again he finally speaks, "Suit up it's time for patrol."

With a smirk on my face I turn around and ascend to the platform holding our uniforms with a set of acrobatic flips.

Patrolling with Batman actually involves more than just running around rooftops looking for crimes. It's a very methodical process that even factors things such as the weather. Because depending on how well equipped a criminal is will decide where we patrol. For example, if it's freezing outside the chances are that most muggers and drug dealers and other low level grunts are most likely inside their home trying to warm up. However groups like the Falcones don't care about stuff like because they have money to buy warm clothes.

As we made our way through East End District the radio in our cowls goes off.

"Dispatch we have a situation at City Hall, the Joker is inside holding the Mayor Hostage! So far he hasn't made any demands yet. He is armed and extremely dangerous - proceed with caution!"

It looks like it's about time for Arkham Asylum to begin.

Capturing the Joker was easier than any other time that we've done it before. Other than a few bombs rigged with Joker gas and his goons it was fairly easy. If I didn't know the plot of Arkham Asylum I would have actually thought that it was all over and done with. 

While Batman took him to Arkham Asylum I continued to patrol around Gotham waiting for the inevitable call about the brea-

"Robin this is Oracle, we have situation at Arkham."

Speak of the devil.

Dying and meeting a ROB was interesting. However like Dumbledore said, "After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." And for me that was literally the truth. CYOA, SI, Jumpchain 

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Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 132 - Words: 334,865 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 930 - Updated: Dec 2 - Published: Apr 20 - id: 13558662
Chapter-1
Overall Build
Name: Ambrosius Malphas
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Height: 5'8
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Gold
Looks: Ozymandias from Fate Grand Order
Build: Medium
Body Type: Athlete
Stats
Strength: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 2
Dexterity: 2
Appeal: 0
Shape: 0
Sense: 2
Batman Arkham Asylum CYOA Jump
1000 CP to spend
Origin: Bat-Family(-100 CP) - Thomas Elliot's son with Lucy Malphas, who is the last member of the declining Malphas family. Due to Thomas missing, he was taken in by Bruce Wayne as a favor from Lucy on her deathbed. Puzzled out Bruce's secret as Batman at age 13, trained extensively with Bruce for two years before finally debuting 6 months before Arkham Asylum.
Perks:
Comic-Book Looks (-100 CP): Strong jaws, herculean physiques, or beautiful curves. More than a few of the people around here are amazingly beautiful/handsome, and with the purchase of this, so are you.
It's Me, Remember? (Free for Bat Family): You know how to keep projects and
operations secret. You could build an (admittedly small) hi-tech base underneath an insane asylum without anyone being the wiser. Looks like you've at least inherited Batman's ability to keep things secret.
World's Greatest Detective (-100 CP for Bat Family): You a fan of Holmes? Poirot? You
must be, because now you're a pretty great detective yourself. You pick up the slightest details about your environment, and are able to connect clues together nearly instantaneously. With this, you might just become the equal to Batman as a detective.
Enough To Kill 10 Men (-200 CP for Bat Family): You possess a determination rivaled only by Batman himself. You possess the will to keep your sanity even after you've been injected with a drug that turns it's users into ten-feet tall raving lunatics, and to keep going after being injected with enough Fear Gas to kill 10 men. Suffice to say, its going to take a lot to put you down and keep you there.
Martial Arts Grandmaster (-300 CP for Bat Family): You possess an intense and
crushing mastery of martial arts. In fights, you have to actively hold back to keep from killing people. You know just what spots to target to break bones, and where to punch to incapacitate someone. With just this, you could go up against some of the strongest superhumans and have good odds of winning.
Items:
Belt O' Tools (Free for Bat Family): Batman graciously seems to have loaned you a belt
containing the tools that he'll be using for this adventure. This includes stuff like remotely
applied explosives gel capable of bringing down walls (though never seems to kill when blown up near someones feet), to a cryptographic sequencer able to track signals, hack terminals, and listen to live radio broadcasts. ...How did he know you'd be needing this stuff?
Animal Suit (-100 CP for Bat Family): A hightech set of body armor themed after an
animal of your choice (DCAU Damian Wayne Robin suit). The head piece contains advanced electronics equipment that scans the environment for information and clues relevant to the situation. It can pick up anything from gaseous alcohol molecules that'll lead you to a crooked guard, to traces of tobacco on the ground to lead you to a hostage. You may also import a set of armor you already own to gain these qualities.
Bat Wing (-200 CP for Bat Family): Hmm, seems like you've picked up one of Batman's
spare vehicles. The Batwing is a supersonic aircraft faster than many jet fighters, possess advanced stealth systems that make it invisible to radar, and can be operated remotely, or operate autonomously.
Bat Cave (-300 CP for Bat Family): A series of platforms and bridges situated within a
small cave. Contains a computer with immense analytical abilities, a landing platform for any aerial vehicles you have, and some workshops for working on gadgets and gizmos. After the jump this can either be attached to the warehouse, or will appear somewhere nearby.
Drawbacks:
Seductive Ivy (+400 CP): Aw, isn't Poison Ivy simply the greatest? Her attempts to save the environment, her personality, her intelligence...She's just the best, and you're totally not saying this because she's brainwashed you with pheromones are anything. You'd be willing to do anything for her, even fight the Batman.
 
1. Batman and Robin
One thing that Batman fans have know since forever is that Batman is a hard taskmaster. From Dick complaining about never being good enough to Jason passing out on the couch from a grueling workout it is a universal fact that Batman is a hard taskmaster. However, knowing it and experiencing it are two completely different things.
Ever since I've started training to become he's partner, It's been one grueling task after another. From the long sparing sessions to the detective work, it's all been extremely difficult. If it weren't for my above average stats I wouldn't have been able to keep up. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if he purposefully made the training harder after watching me bench press 180 lbs. at the age of 13.
However, I can't complain that the results aren't there. I've never felt so light and aware before. Don't get me wrong I definitely love being able to bench press 180 lbs at 13, It's just that now that I have the training to go along with it I can use it more effectively. The difference in efficiency is staggering. The closest comparison that I can make to it is Naruto's chakra control end of shippuden vs Naruto's chakra control at the start of the series. Naruto at the end of shippuden is more about efficiently using every last drop of chakra that he has while Naruto in the beginning just brunt forces it.
But I digress, After I've completed the brunt of the training all that I really needed was experience.
"Pay attention." Bruce says.
We were in the bat cave facing the computer with a list of rogues on the screen.
"I am" I replied coolly.
He raises an eyebrow, asking me to reiterate.
"You were debriefing about which of your rogues are currently out of Arkham and who's most like to make a move first."
He inclines his head to tell me to continue.
"Currently the only ones out of Arkham are Two Face, Penguin and Joker. Two Face is probably going to lay low for awhile, Penguin is now a "law abiding" citizen and Joker is most likely planning his next crime as we speak."
Nodding his head in affirmative he turns back to the screen and turns it off. Facing me once again he finally speaks, "Suit up it's time for patrol."
With a smirk on my face I turn around and ascend to the platform holding our uniforms with a set of acrobatic flips.
Patrolling with Batman actually involves more than just running around rooftops looking for crimes. It's a very methodical process that even factors things such as the weather. Because depending on how well equipped a criminal is will decide where we patrol. For example, if it's freezing outside the chances are that most muggers and drug dealers and other low level grunts are most likely inside their home trying to warm up. However groups like the Falcones don't care about stuff like because they have money to buy warm clothes.
As we made our way through East End District the radio in our cowls goes off
"Dispatch we have a situation at City Hall, the Joker is inside holding the Mayor Hostage! So far he hasn't made any demands yet. He is armed and extremely dangerous proceed with caution!"
It looks like it's about time for Arkham Asylum to begin.
Capturing the Joker was easier than any other time that we've done it before. Other than a few bombs rigged with Joker gas and his goons it was fairly easy. If I didn't know the plot of Arkham Asylum I would have actually thought that it was all over and done with.
While Batman took him to Arkham Asylum I continued to patrol around Gotham waiting for the inevitable call about the brea-
"Robin this is Oracle, we have situation at Arkham."
Speak of the devil.

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Xander checked on Mercy one final time before returning to his desk and turning on the intercom. "Miss Jensen, I need a team of medical experts to examine and care for a comatose patient and a tranquilizer rifle and pistol with a block of cartridges on a belt."

The completely unflappable woman just replied, "Yes, Mr. Luthor."

Xander accessed his computer and quickly located the tracks of his target in Gotham. He grinned ominously, and muttered under his breath, "Hello, Jack."

It took less than an hour for him to verify that his blood was likely the solution to the problem he was dealing with.

The doors to his office opened and a team of doctors entered along with a pair of security guards who were carrying the weapons he requested.

"Charts on the foot of the bed," Xander told the doctors while accepting the weapons and ammo. "Treat her like gold, gentlemen."

"Yes, Mr. Luthor," they chorused immediately, busy making their own checks on their new patient.

He loaded the tranquilizers and put on the ammo belts before turning on the intercom. "Miss Jensen, arrange transportation to Gotham please, as quickly as possible while using normal methods of transport."

"Your personal Helicopter is undergoing pre-flight on the helipad," she replied.

"Excellent work, I'll be there in five." Xander took one last look at Mercy and was satisfied to see the doctors were doing a thorough job before he departed.

*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*

An alarm started making a subdued beeping noise, drawing Batman's attention to a small pop-up in the corner of the screen.

"Coffee, Master Bruce?" Alfred asked, as Batman clicked on the pop-up, shutting off the alarm and bringing up a series of coded entries.

"Thank you, Alfred," Batman replied, accepting a cup, while sorting through incoming data.

"Something interesting?" the older man asked while sneaking a plate of finger food onto the tray hoping to get Bruce to eat a little more.

"Lex Luthor appears to be taking an interest in The Joker," Batman replied absently, as he back traced the system that had accessed a number of files he had monitored. While he was unable to enter the system itself, he was able to track its movements and found some intriguing medical theories connected to the Joker Toxin that he had missed.

"Showing his true colors again, sir?" Alfred asked.

"I'm not sure," Batman admitted. "However he may have solved the mystery of how The Joker has managed to escape death so many times."

"Really?" Alfred asked curiously, having pondered that mystery at some length himself.

"When certain chemicals that are a vital part of the Joker Toxin are mixed in the blood stream directly, in some people it can cause promiscuous cell replacement without eroding the tellurides, however there is some tissue discoloration and chemical imbalances associated with the process," Batman explained, picking up a small sandwich.

"So The Joker isn't wholly responsible for his actions?" Alfred asked.

"The effect isn't quite that severe, more of a suppression of impulse control, the same as produced by a night of drinking," Bruce explained. "The Joker was a murderer many times over before he fell into that vat of chemicals."

"That's a relief. I'm afraid that for a moment I was actually feeling a bit of sympathy for him."

"Might as well have sympathy for the devil," Batman replied, before feeling a strange shiver. "At any rate, The Joker chose his own path long before he crossed mine."

"As you say, sir," Alfred agreed. "So Luthor is interested in the healing property of The Joker's blood?"

"It appears that way, but I have no idea why," Bruce admitted. "However, I am going to find out."

*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*

Martian Manhunter let his mind encompass the entire station for a moment, using his lightest touch on the individuals surrounding him before dispatching on site personnel to assist others.

The staff in the cafeteria were annoyed and Green Arrow was present, so he sent Black Canary to rein in what was probably another lecture on the proper use of spices. Superman was experimenting on something in the lab, so he sent Wonder Woman to assist, as she'd just returned from stopping Poison Ivy and wanted some spore she was covered with analyzed. Normally Batman would have done it, but he was currently in Gotham tracking both The Joker and Lex Luthor.

He briefly considered sending someone to help out, but Batman would not welcome the help, or interference as he saw it.

The Trickster was robbing the Central City bank and while The Flash was another who didn't like others butting into his territory and attacking his villains, he was much more reasonable about it, providing they respected the rules he set down, of course.

He dispatched Aquaman to deal with it as well as apologizing to the Trickster for The Flash being busy, but there was a terrorist fire in Bangladesh that required The Flash's presence.

He mentally sighed at having to have Aquaman deliver an apology, but it was The Flash's city, so his rules applied. There were times that even being a telepath didn't help him understand humans and this was definitely one of them.

*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*

"Here is fine," Xander said, sliding open the door and stepping out of the helicopter.

The pilot briefly froze in shock, before remembering who he worked for and simply turning and flying towards the nearest LexCorp helipad for servicing and refueling.

Meanwhile, Xander was slowly drifting down, having used his hands to form a glider chute above him and was aiming for the sounds of violence and gunfire… well, the closest set anyway. He landed just inside of the outer fence of the Easy Laugh Novelty Company. Hearing deranged laughter, he knew he was in the right place.

Wearing a complete safari outfit, including a pith helmet, Xander followed the painful cackling into the building, rifle loaded and ready. A pair of thugs rounded the corner and brought their guns up to fire, but winced and covered their ears instead as the mad cackling hit a higher than normal pitch. Xander lashed out, turning his right hand into a giant flyswatter and slammed them into the wall, making them lose their guns. Stepping close he grew a third arm to hold the tranquilizer pistol and shot them both with it. They seemed relieved as they passed out and couldn't head the laughter anymore.

Xander shuddered and folded his ears over themselves to muffle the sound while holstering the pistol and reabsorbing his third arm. He tried to follow the laughter, but it really echoed, making it hard to tell where it was coming from. Passing through the front office he found a lone thug curled up in a fetal position against the doors to the warehouse with his hands over his ears. Xander was kind enough to tranquilize him as well.

Taking a deep breath he quickly pushed the doors open and leapt through eyes swiveling around to take in the scene. The Joker and half a dozen thugs stood in the center of the place pointing guns every which way as they stood ready to defend themselves.

"Lex?" The Joker said surprised. "I didn't expect to see you here. What brings – "

*CRASH*

Xander was thrown backwards as Batman crashed into him feet first.

"Hey!" The Joker yelled annoyed. "We were having a conversation here!"

"What was that for?" Xander demanded.

"I'm here to stop you, Luthor!" Batman declared, grabbing a pair of blue batarangs from his utility belt.

"No poaching!" The Joker growled out, eyes narrowing.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Xander said holding his hands out. "I am not trying to rub another man's rhubarb here!"

The Joker looked surprised at his response, but calmed down.

"And what are you trying to stop me from doing?" Xander asked Batman.

"You need Joker's blood for one of your schemes," Batman replied. "But to get it, you're going to have to get through me!"

The Joker sniffed. "Batsy, I didn't know you cared!"

"I'm not here for The Joker," Xander said, just before a maniacal laugh caused the thugs to flinch.

"The Creeper?" Batman asked.

"Ah, him," The Joker said, rolling his eyes. "Okay sense of humor, but a tad annoying, you're welcome to him."

"Here's, Johnny!" a figure in a green costume with shaggy red fur accents somersaulted onto a crate, his yellow skin being one of the few noticeable differences between him and The Joker.

"See? Cliché!" The Joker complained. "I mean, yes it's a good reference, but it's played out."

"Creeper!" Xander called out, loudly cocking his rifle for theatrical purposes and ignoring the unfired tranquilizer round that popped out and tinkled across the floor.

"And you are?" The Creeper asked curiously.

"Lex Luthor," Xander replied. "You killed my father, crippled my sister, stole my bike, and cut me off in traffic! Prepare to die!"

Batman flung the two batarangs with his trademark precision, assisted by a gyroscopic, heat-sensitive guidance system that adjusted them in-flight.

"Hey!" The Creeper complained, as the two batarangs collided right in front of Luthor releasing a cloud of white that obscured their view. "Do I go around attacking your villains?!"

"Yes," The Joker drawled, rolling his eyes, obviously amused.

"You stay out of this!" The Creeper yelled, shaking a finger at The Joker who promptly shot him in the head, knocking him off the crate.

"Creeper!" Batman exclaimed, spinning around and flinging several more batarangs that released a fog of green mist around The Joker.

The Joker laughed as his henchmen dropped unconscious. "Please, that little cockroach will be fine. If shooting him worked, I'd have been rid of him months ago."

"Ouch!" The Creeper yelled as he jumped back onto the crate. "Do you mind? I was using that head!" A thin thread of green blood ran down the middle of his forehead where a bullet was slowly being pushed out.

"Not for anything important, like coming up with some original material," The Joker complained.

"What is going on here?" Batman demanded.

The Joker shrugged. "I was just minding my own business – "

"Like anyone will believe that," The Creeper said with a snort.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," The Joker continued, after taking a second to see how many more rounds he had left. "I was minding my own business when the man with the sub-par sense of humor, but decent taste in fashion, decided to stalk me."

"I wouldn't be going after you if you weren't a criminal who keeps framing me for his crimes!" The Creeper yelled.

"I'm not framing you, the police are just bigots who think all green haired people look alike!" The Joker yelled back before shooting The Creeper in the head again.

The Creeper was properly braced this time and managed not to be knocked down even though his head snapped back from the force of the bullet.

"And where does Luthor factor into all of this?" Batman demanded.

The three turned and stared at Luthor who was frozen in a pillar of ice.

"Good luck getting anything from him before spring," The Joker replied drolly.

"Yeah, what's up with that, Bats?" The Creeper asked curiously. "I mean, generally you don't shoot first and ask questions later."

"Lex Luthor is too dangerous to be taken lightly," Batman replied, before turning to The Joker. "Are you going to come quietly?"

"Please say no!" The Creeper begged.

The Joker grinned evilly and the two heroes tensed preparing to attack.

The Joker's gun clattered to the ground. "I surrender."

"What? No!" The Creeper whined. "I haven't gotten to punch you in the face yet!"

The Joker grinned even wider. "Complete and total surrender. Slap the cuffs on me!"

"You're doing this just to spite me, aren't you?" The Creeper demanded as Batman cuffed The Joker.

"Completely and totally," The Joker agreed.

*CRACK*

The three turned towards the pillar of ice which now sported a huge crack in it.

"By any chance did Lex get over his crush on Supes and simply make himself his brother?" The Joker asked, sounding a bit tense.

"No, Luthor – " Batman began when the pillar exploded, sending shards of ice everywhere.

"I am the Darkness, I am the night, I am vengeance, I am… Batman!" Xander announced, having shifted into a duplicate of Batman and doing a fairly accurate impression.

The Joker and The Creeper both burst out laughing.

"What do you want Luthor?" Batman demanded.

Xander shifted into Elmer J. Fudd and laid his tranquilizer rifle on his shoulder. "I was going to chase Cweeper awound and shoot him with twanquilizew woounds," he lisped out.

"With Creeper's enhanced healing they would have little to no effect," Batman snapped out.

"Still be fun," Xander argued.

"You are so lucky, my nemesis has no sense of humor what-so-ever," The Joker told The Creeper.

"He's not exactly my nemesis," The Creeper said, "and I wouldn't want to poach on Superman's territory."

"What do you want?!" Batman demanded once more.

"Take a chill pill," Xander told him. "I was planning to chase The Creeper around for the fun of it and… get a vial full of his blood so I could make a serum to wake a parallel dimension version of my gal Friday from a coma."

The Creeper sniffed. "I knew it! He only wants me for my body!"

"You cad!" The Joker chimed in.

"Don't hate the player, hate the game," Xander said solemnly.

Silence fell for a moment before the three burst out laughing.

"I'm surrounded by lunatics," Batman muttered.

*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*

Superman looked over at Diana from his position sandwiched between two Lois' to where she laid much the same. "Thank you," he said sincerely. "I can handle two, but three… is a bit much."

"Um… You're welcome," Wonder Woman said. "I was coming up here to ask for your help to analyze some spores I'd gotten sprayed with by Poison Ivy."

"Probably aphrodisiac pollen," Superman suggested.

"You may be right," Wonder Woman admitted, when the sleeping Lois on her right snuggled into her chest. "Maybe," Wonder Woman repeated.

Typing By – Sitheus Maximus

TN – Anybody else hearing Jack Nicholson's voice whenever Joker speaks or is that just me?

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