Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? Is it Wrong to Become, Reincarnated?, Turned into The Biggest Bully in History before The word bully being Invented. 






Idk how to do this synopsis shit...
A chapter once a week... 



























Hopefully ;)

- This is an SAO Fan-fic with elements of the Fate series....

- The MC can be a 'little' narcissistic

Well God decided to reincarnate me.... Yes its one of those isekai stories........ Luckily he gave me 3 wishes! Since I didn't want to go to some random world where I could end up in a worse situation (*cough* *cough* death mage anyone?), I decided to go to an anime world!

- I do not own any of the characters from the original work.

- Any story elements from the original work are also not mine.

- I do not own the cover either.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this story. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any previously copyrighted material. No copyright infringement is intended. 

Prologue:

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
You know, an endless labyrinth divided into multiple floors and filled with scary monsters?
Expectation:
Join a group of fearless adventurers seeking wealth and fame. Go off to battle as soon as guild registration is complete.
Meet a beautiful girl and protect her from an onslaught of monsters with only a sword in my hand.
The air fills with her echoing screams, the monsters' roars, and the clash of my sword as we face certain death.
In the end, all that remains is her sitting on the floor beside my cool, heroic self standing over the remains of all the monsters I slew.
Her cheeks blush as she looks upon me with beautiful, sparkling eyes. Love is about to bloom.
Then sometimes I'd go to the local watering hole to boast about my day's adventures to the cute barmaids, make some new allies.
Sometimes I'd protect a young elfess from a few of my more barbaric comrades.
Sometimes I'd help a struggling Amazonian warrior by letting her join my party.
Sometimes I might be seen getting friendly with other girls, causing some drama and jealousy.
Sometimes this, sometimes that, sometimes…
I want to grow up a bit, become the kind of hero men dream about in tales of adventure.
I want to be more than friends with cute girls.
I want to meet the ladies of all the different races.
Isn't having these slightly corrupt and naïve thoughts part of being a young man?
Is trying to meet girls in a dungeon, no… a harem, really that wrong?
Conclusion:
I was wrong.
"Urrrroooooarrrrrrr!!!!"
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee?!!"
I'm about to die courtesy of these slightly corrupt and naïve thoughts.
Basically, I'm being chased by the bull-headed man-beast, the Minotaur.
I'm going to be devoured by a monster that my measly Level One attacks can't even scratch.
I'm dead. So, so dead.
Where did my dumb, despicable delusions get me? To the Minotaur's dinner plate, that's where. I'm such an idiot…
I was stupid to think I was destined to find my dream girl in a dungeon.
Striking gold in here—the golden locks of a beautiful maiden, that is—was nothing more than a hopeless fantasy.
Come to think of it, I was doomed the moment I decided to look for my dream girl in a dungeon where hundreds of adventurers die every day.
Ahh, what would I give to go back in time? To go back to that moment when I came of age and registered at the guild, eyes sparkling, and punch myself in the face. That would be so nice…
But that's not possible, physically or otherwise.
"Uughunnnnn!"
"Daaahhh!"
The Minotaur's hoof comes crashing down behind me.
Ha-ha! It missed! Eh? When did that crack get there?
Not the most graceful face-plant… Here comes that hoof again! Roll! Now!
"Hoo-hooo…!"
"Waaahhhhhhhh!!!!"
All I can do now is scoot my sorry butt back.
All the cute girls would laugh for sure if they saw me like this. From the start, guess I never had what it takes to be a beloved hero.
My back hits the wall. Now there really is nowhere to run.
I sprinted all that way, hall after hall, just to get trapped in a wide, square room. And now I'm cornered.
This really is the end…I think to myself, my teeth chattering and tears rolling down my cheeks.
The Minotaur's nose is so close, its putrid breath pounding my skin.
I look up at its ridiculously muscular body. It has to be at least twice my size. What's worse, it's gloating over me with a clumsy, broken smile.
In the end, I didn't meet any girls at all. The same fantasies that got me in this mess are running through my head for the last time. Oh look, the Minotaur's hoof is above my head…
The next moment, a sound of a glass being smashed rang across the creature's torso.
"Huh??"
"Uoohhhh??"
Sounds like he's just as confused as I am…
However it doesn't stop there. Black liquid travels through its thick pectoral muscles, across the raised leg, up the thigh, to the shoulders, and finally out the Minotaur's neck.
Now a silver light is shining through…
And so it was that a monster I couldn't scratch exploded little by little partially turning to ashes.
"Guu…?? GWWAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!!!"
Its dying roar of surprise and pain echoes through the chamber.
Time stands still as a tsunami of beast blood washes over me.
"Are you… okay?"
 
That's when I see a young maiden, no… goddess emerge from behind what's left of the bull monster.
Her white cloak is decorated with dark brown lining across the neck area.
With her glasses, she radiates feminine beauty.
She stands tall, despite her petite frame. Her chest packed tightly into a brown breastplate. Around her hip sides seemed to be moderate sized leather satchels.  She hid the left over glass explosives into her pockets.
Her short blue hair with a small white lock shone so brightly, I could swear it has the same colour of the sky.
Atop a body that any woman would call delicate perches the face of a stoic, young girl.
She looks down upon me with cyan eyes.
… Ah!
A female warrior with light blue eyes and hair, clad in brown raiment.
Even a Level One newbie like me knows who's standing there.
There's no mistaking Hermes Familia's Asfi Andromeda.
Everyone knows she's achieved the highest rank among item makers, and a Level Four.
"Are you sure you're okay?"
No, I'm not okay.
Definitely not okay.
My heart feels like it could explode and fall to pieces any second. That is not "okay."
My cheeks blush as I gaze upon her with sparkling doe eyes. Love is about to bloom… no, love is erupting within me.
My soul is gone, it's hers now.
Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
After further review:
I was not wrong.

"Are you… okay?" That's when I see a young maiden, no… goddess emerge from behind what's left of the bull monster. Her white cloak is decorated with dark brown lining across the neck area. With her glasses, she radiates feminine beauty. There's no mistaking Hermes Familia's Asfi Andromeda. My cheeks blush as I gaze upon her with sparkling doe eyes. Love is about to bloom…

As always, I wake up at 7 am sharp, get out of bed, brush my teeth, have a shower, get dressed, go outside to pick up the newspaper, back inside for a cup of coffee then back to my regular old leather chair and sit down, turn on the T.V. and read the newspaper.

'Once again, Eternal is on the front page.' I thought as I skimmed through the newspaper with the T.V. in the background.

After skimming through the newspaper I look at the date 23/05/2130. 1 day before the release of Pandora, I was excited for several reasons, the main ones are that I likes the game, it looks great the graphics are out of this world, the economy took several teams of economists to perfect and because I own 15% of the shares I can take a few sneak peaks at the game during the making and it will give me the opportunity to earn ten lifetimes worth of money.

'It all went down like this, Eternal its a multi-billion dollar company, they have assets over several tens of billion and they had enough resources to make this game several times over, or at least they did at the time the game was planned out, the game was originally planned out to take 2 years, but that all relied on the fact that they were generating enough money, but after 2 years they started having some money problems, not that they didn't have enough, just that they weren't generating enough, because they had focused on creating Pandora and had not put enough manpower into creating and promoting expansion packs and new games to keep the income high, but instead of stopping there and looking for other avenues of income they carried on.

Another 4 years later and they start to have money problems, serious money problems, when you are a multi-billion dollar company the least thing to expect is going into debt but it happened, 6 years into a 10-year game, just over halfway done and they almost had to start giving up.

So they started looking for guarantors, people who would vouch for them when they needed to take a loan out from the bank and of course for a billion-dollar company to take out a loan they would need a guarantor with a billion dollars or more, that was where I come in, my total possessions left to me were $1.5 Billion total, I had managed to become a guarantor and after several weeks of negotiating I was able to secure 15% of the shares in the company in exchange for becoming a guarantor and paying a total of $500 million after the loan has been paid back, so technically I had to pay nothing to get the 15% not like they are really worth anything as of yet.

When a company goes in debt the share prices will typically go down as shareholders will try to sell the shares before they lose even more money that is until they can pay them off, so they are only worth a fraction of the price they usually sell for, but if they manage to pay off the debt the prices will go back up possibly even becoming double or triple since the creation of this game has generated so much media attention and popularity.'

Finishing his morning newspaper and coffee I go back to my computer.

Like every other day, I go onto the wiki for Pandora because unlike many other games Eternal has decided to post a lot of information about the game on the wiki page, whilst I am looking at the wiki I notice a lot more information has been posted that wasn't there before, like the types of classes that you can start as, some of the basic starter quests and the different types of quests, but most of the essential information was still missing, such as dungeon placements and how to advance from start villages etc. but that is not what important for now because in 6 hours my capsule will arrive.

Eternal has created several tens of thousands of capsules, they are to be distributed to all the staff members and the shareholders.
Of course, they have plans of being able to supply everyone with a capsule but with the limited amount of funds available right now they are unable to create them.

After browsing the internet for several hours I stopped absorbing the information on the wiki to cook dinner and by cook I mean look at a takeaway menu, pick up the phone, dial the number and order Thai food.

Some 15 minutes later the doorbell rang.

I rushed from my office to the door, unexpectedly it wasn't the food I was starting to crave for, but the delivery men for the capsule. I let them in to do the installation which I was told will take 2 hours and leave them to it while I go back to my office and await my food which is supposed to arrive any time now.

Another 10 minutes later and I start to give up 'I'm not wasting my time for this food' I thought to myself and decided to have something else to eat.

I open my special take-away drawer, containing around 50 different menus for food to eat based on what I'm craving.

'Since Thai food has failed me today I shall go for Indian' Whilst thinking about what I was going to eat I pick up the previous Thai takeaway menu and throw it in the bin beside my desk.

15 minutes later my food had arrived and 15 minutes after that I finished my food and back to the computer to absorb more information on the 'Best game in the history of games' for the rest of the day.

Some hours later the day turned into night, time had flown by without me realising and when I looked up to the clock on my wall I had noticed that it was 3 am in the morning, I turned off the computer went to the kitchen, got a drink and headed upstairs where I changed my clothes got into bed and drifted off to sleep.

Pandora, A world of new beginnings.

Meet Kai Anderson who lives alone, but he wasn't always alone.

8 Years ago.

He was happy, he wasn't alone, he used to have a family, people who cared for him, but that all ended in the year 2122.

One day they were there, the next they weren't, he was informed that it was an accident, a thorough investigation had occurred after all, it isn't every day that a plane crash happens, especially with the advanced technology compared to previous decades, but there's nothing he can do about the investigation since they found nothing conclusive.

8 Years Later and he has started a new life, his parents had left a substantial sum of money for him to live with, he had invested in a company called Eternal gaining 15% of the stocks for 1/3 of his wealth, costing him a total of $500 million, his 15% gives him enough money to do what he wants with his life and not have to worry.

Release Rate (GMT+0): 
1/day Weekends.
1/day Weekdays.

01:00 BST (Beijing)
13:00 BST (Beijing)
GMT - 18:00/06:00 (UK)
EDT - 13:00/01:00 (US NY)
PDT - 10:00/22:00 (US LA)

The next day, Silver got up early and rinsed his face as he woke up at dawn. It was so early that he lazily woke up. He brewed a coffee and readied himself a bread and filled it with strawberry flavor jam. Sweet!

Doing his daily morning routine but he upgraded the intensity since he's not Saitama at all. He's doing everything he could to increase his overall strength for no reason at all. His strength alone is already enough to fight or even defeat "King", Ottar. The reason behind his growth speed was because of him being a dragonborn and this world being full of magic and other things.

He raised the reps of push-ups, pull-ups and sit-ups upto 1,000, and he raised the length of his run from 10km to 100km. It was ten times more than how Siatama do it. And instead of 3 times a day, it was 5 times a day. He also started to wear new weighted armbands that were heavier than before. He also added some weights for his shoulders, legs, and lower body.

Today, he planned to find some ores and materials in the dungeon as it would cost him much money if he were to buy all those ores and materials that he needed. Not that he don't trust people but rather he wants to find them himself due to his luck being high as hell.

At the guild, there was a young boy who has white hair and red eyes. He was there for an update if there are any familia that are accepting new members in their familia.

"I'm sorry, Bell-kun. But there are no familia who are looking for new members, yet. But don't worry, you'll find yourself a familia just like your brother." despite the answer, the half-elf encouraged Bell. It was obviously Eina.

"Thanks, Eina-san. Anyway, which familia did my brother join to?" the curious rabbit asked.

Then, someone entered the guild. There were three of them, one dwarf man, one elf girl, and a human girl. When they entered, they saw someone familiar. But something feels off. His height seemed to shrink and his clothes that should have been black had become brown long coat along with brown shin-high boots that should have been black in color.

Noticing their gaze, Bell turned around to look at them in confusion but he decided to ignore it as Eina was still talking. Silver taught him some manners and cooking delicious meal like Chicken Adobo. (A/N: If any of you had gone to Philippines and tasted this meal, I'm pretty sure you liked the taste. If not, why not visit the Philippines in summer?)

Trivia, normal animals do exist in this world and they were just hidden in the anime because its genre was fantasy and it's not about cooking, it's about picking up girls in a dungeon. But in this fanfic, it would be more like "Is it wrong to go alone in a dungeon?" thingy but no one cares anyway.

"Come on, it's not him. We can't waste any more time right now." Arthur said as he pay the shoulder of Maya, the elf girl.

The elf girl frowned. She didn't know why she is trying to find him. She only knew that she destroyed the mood when she talked which kinda... Uh... Nevermind.

Back to Silver, he did a "Naruto Run" on the roof so no one would see him. After all, who would look up and say "hi" to the bright sun. Unless, they are wearing sunglasses which this world doesn't even have one and people here are quite busy with their work and the things they wanted to do.

Silver jumped down after reaching the center of Orario, the Babel tower and underneath it was the dungeon.

As he go down to the entrance to the first floor, someone's hand stopped him. When he looked, it was none other than Ais.

"What is it? I'm quite busy right now." He said with a serious face while he asked.

"I want to get stronger, I need more strength." Ais' eyes have fire in them which Silver noticed.

"I can't train you yet, however, all I can do is to give you words of wisdom of mine. Whenever someone needs strength, it's not about brute strength but about the strength of faith." Silver solemnly said as if he was a strict mentor.

"Strength of faith?" She tilted her head as she didn't know what does Silver mean.

"I'm not gonna give you the answer because you need to find the answer yourself, and I've been wasting my precious time right now by talking to you. After all, Time is Money." Silver started to go downstairs without even saying goodbye or even doing a gesture, not even doing his 2-finger salute that he mostly do.

Ais tilted her head as she was confused by his attitude towards her just now.

-At the 6th floor-

Silver had already reached the 6th floor because he ignored all of the other monsters, though the monsters are also running away from him. This was because of his Blazing Aura that he had activated in which any monsters that are weaker than a level 2 Adventurer would be burned instantly.

It only took him 3 hours and a half to reach the 18th floor as he had been dashing all the way and trying to find if there are any ores around, looking everywhere he needed to. Sadly, he found nothing but hey! He got himself 9 Lygerfang Furs, 7 Minotaur Horns, 11 Almiraj Fur, 3 Wyvern Tooth, and a Goliath Tooth. He didn't know that Wyverns drops a tooth if they were killed. Well, it wasn't on any wiki anyway.

On the 18th floor, at the city of Rivira. There, he took a rest as he have been only sleeping for about five hours a day so he needed some rest. But before resting, he asked other Adventurers in there to see if there are any cave that can possibly have some ores inside.

He did get some info about caves that might have some interesting materials but they were beyond 27th floor.

The second book of the "Breathe" series where the main power or abilities are from Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba.

--------------------------------

No synopsis yet nor plot.

Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
You know, an endless labyrinth divided into multiple floors and filled with scary monsters?
Expectation

Join a group of fearless adventurers seeking wealth and fame. Go off to battle as soon as guild  registration is complete.

Meet a beautiful girl and protect her from an onslaught of monsters with only a sword in my hand.

The air fills with her echoing screams, the monsters' roars, and the clash of my sword as we face certain death.

In the end, all that remains is her sitting on the floor beside my cool, heroic self standing over the remains of all the monsters I slew.

Her cheeks blush as she looks upon me with beautiful, sparkling eyes. Love is about to bloom.

Then sometimes I'd go to the local watering hole to boast about my day's adventures to the cute
barmaids, make some new allies.
Sometimes I'd protect a young elfess from a few of my more barbaric comrades.
Sometimes I'd help a struggling Amazonian warrior by letting her join my party.

Sometimes I might be seen getting friendly with other girls, causing some drama and jealousy.
Sometimes this, sometimes that, sometimes…
I want to grow up a bit, become the kind of hero men dream about in tales of adventure.
I want to be more than friends with cute girls.
I want to meet the ladies of all the different races.

Isn't having these slightly corrupt and naïve thoughts part of being a young man?
Is trying to meet girls in a dungeon, no… a harem, really that wrong?
Conclusion: I was wrong.


"Urrrroooooarrrrrrr!!!!"

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee?!!"


I'm about to die courtesy of these slightly corrupt and naïve thoughts.Basically, I'm being chased by the bull-headed man-beast, the Minotaur.

I'm going to be devoured by a monster that my measly Level One attacks can't even scratch.

I'm dead. So, so dead.

Where did my dumb, despicable delusions get me? To the Minotaur's dinner plate, that's where. I'm
such an idiot…

I was stupid to think I was destined to find my dream girl in a dungeon.
Striking gold in here—the golden locks of a beautiful maiden, that is—was nothing more than a hopeless fantasy.

Come to think of it, I was doomed the moment I decided to look for my dream girl in a dungeon where hundreds of adventurers die every day.

Ahh, what would I give to go back in time? To go back to that moment when I came of age and
registered at the guild, eyes sparkling, and punch myself in the face. That would be so nice…
But that's not possible, physically or otherwise.

"Uughunnnnn!"
"Daaahhh!"

The Minotaur's hoof comes crashing down behind me.
Ha-ha! It missed! Eh? When did that crack get there?
Not the most graceful face-plant… Here comes that hoof again! Roll! Now!

"Hoo-hooo…!"
"Waaahhhhhhhh!!!!"


All I can do now is scoot my sorry butt back.
All the cute girls would laugh for sure if they saw me like this. From the start, guess I never had what it takes to be a beloved hero.

My back hits the wall. Now there really is nowhere to run.
I sprinted all that way, hall after hall, just to get trapped in a wide, square room. And now I'm
cornered.

This really is the end…I think to myself, my teeth chattering and tears rolling down my cheeks.
The Minotaur's nose is so close, its putrid breath pounding my skin.

I look up at its ridiculously muscular body. It has to be at least twice my size. What's worse, it's
gloating over me with a clumsy, broken smile.
In the end, I didn't meet any girls at all. The same fantasies that got me in this mess are running through

my head for the last time. Oh look, the Minotaur's hoof is above my head…
The next moment, two line shoots across the creature's torso.

"Huh??"
"Uoohhhh??"

Sounds like he's just as confused as I am…
The lines dont stop there. It travels through thick pectoral muscles, across the raised leg, up the thigh, to the shoulders, and finally out the Minotaur's neck.

Now a silver light is shining through…
And so it was that a monster I couldn't scratch was cut into slabs of meat.
"Guu…?? GWWAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!!!"
Its dying roar of surprise and pain echoes through the chamber.
The beast's body falls to pieces along the dissection incisions, as if the seams of an overstuffed doll.

Time stands still as a tsunami of beast blood washes over me.

ais"Are you… okay?"

noah"you alright kid."

an awkward silence.The 3 people looking at each other not saying a word.in there minds thinking of difrent things.how theses three dident know that this meeting was just the bigning to a new era of heroes.

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough and maybe a harem king hehehehehehe.

A normal human finds himself reborn as the universe's child.

This novel is based in the the pocket hunting dimension universe.

full name: is it wrong to try pick up girls in a dungeon?

at first i thought it was just a guy trying to 
flirtwith some girls in a dungeon but i was
wrong!.

it's story is somewhat unique the characters
are quite interesting plus theres 4
ships that I can't decide but i support bell x
ais for the time being

my favorite character in the series is bell
because he is very kind somewhat strong and
has a harem.
i even cried alittle while watching this.

i rate this a 9/10

/Lili POV/
.
.
It's been about a few days since I last saw that man, ever since he let me stay with the Guild, I've been working alongside them for about a couple days already and from what I've seen, he really is weird, he was trying to calm me down when I cried but when he was on that floating board, he was so threatening, I guess he must be nice to some and angry to others. I really wonder as to why did he decide to help me of all people? Was it really because of him pitying me? Or did he lie about that? He acted apologetic when I cried and when I felt that strange feeling in my chest. He even went so far as to feed me and let me stay in the last floor of the dungeon. I really don't understand how some people think, but then again, I don't really understand what's going on with me right now whenever I think of him. (Hey Lili! We have to rearrange the books again! There was some guys who were fighting in the library yet again! Let's get it over with so that we can take our break.) a red haired woman with wolf ears said to me. (Okay then Rose. Hey, has anybody caught your eye yet? You can't exactly be alone forever you know?)  I say to Rose as she just pouts at what I just say and tells me to hurry up.
.
.
(Hey Lili? What are your thoughts on that man, Frank? Do you think he really is telling the truth about having everyone blame him for the deaths of everyone who died in the dungeon?) Rose said as I looked at her and saw that her face was sort of sad, I remember what Eina said about what happened to Rose, she never took any confessions from anyone since she didn't want to end up alone should anybody she accepted dies in the dungeon. 
.
.
It was a sad life for Rose since she always felt responsible whenever one of her assigned adventurer dies in the dungeon, she never got a proper coping mechanism for what had happened to her. Lili then takes a few minutes to try and think of a good answer, then, she opened her mouth to give her answer. (To be honest Rose, I don't really have a good answer to what he just said since he might be lying about what he said. But that doesn't mean that he won't take responsibility.) rose took a few seconds to think before sighing and asking Lili (Lili, you were stuck with that man for a few days, what have you learned from him? How he acts, how he thinks or even if he like girls. If you have any information then that would be very appreciated.) Rose says in a very professional voice as Lili had a spit take from what Rose said. (R-Rose?? W-What do you mean if he likes girls? He told me that he did! It's just that he isn't looking for anybody right now, that's what he said to me! And even though he acts weird sometimes, he's still quite nice for a friend.) Lili says as she mumbles the last part to herself as she looks away from Rose. 
.
.
Seeing this Rose heard the extra things that Lili said and sighed at what the Pallum girl had said to her. (So what you're trying to say is that he's just different? Is that it? What race is he then?) Rose says as Lili then looks at Rose before scratching the back of her head at the fact that she never really looked at Frank closely. Thinking about what he might be like nearby to her, Lili's cheeks started to become flushed as she remember how he calmed her down when she quite literally cried herself to sleep. She never really expected that Frank was like that and she sort of liked that about him. Lili was spacing out for about three or so minutes before getting shook back to reality by Rose. They then had their break talking about how the city was going to be under the new power that was Frank.
.
.
/Frank POV/
.
.
Well this bitch was getting me annoyed even harder than usual since she wanted to cuddle with me, like, I don't wanna be touched by anybody unless I allow them to. But then again she sees me as a mischievous child, so I have to play the role, I had to cop a feel of her ass a couple times for her to blush, and I'm sure that it felt heavenly but I will not simp anytime soon, so I merely smiled widely and fell asleep. The next morning, I woke up to her using me as some sort of a body pillow. I would say that this is a very compromising position since her face was right below mine, thankfully [Full Control] made sure that I didn't pop a boner, I gently moved her off of me and ran out of there, but not before leaving a simple note that I was headed straight to the dungeon for reasons. I then went back to an alleyway and had the dungeon bring me back into the 100th. I wonder how the white rabbit is doing?
.
.
/Belle POV/
.
.
I was going to do it! I was going to ask my goddess if I could make a run in the dungeon! That was what I was going to say to her but when I asked her, she gave me an angry look while berating me as to how much of an idiot I was for suggesting such a thing, I tried to reason to her about why I needed to go to the dungeon, reminding her about my grandfather's wish of me to pick up girls in the dungeon. She then smacked me on the head and said for me that if I wanted to achieve my dream of picking up girls inside the dungeon I needed to be a lot stronger.
.
.
So I kept pleading her to allow me to go, we needed the money right now to buy food, water and other things that were required for us right now. I even went so far as to use the last of our Valis to get her some blue ribbons to decorate her hair with. Grandpa always said that a gift was one of the quickest ways to a woman's heart. I didn't tell her that we had no extra Valis since if she knew, I would be in massive amounts of trouble. After all that, she sighed at me and finally allowed me to go do a run in the dungeon! I was so happy that I kissed her on the cheek and ran to our room to grab my gear! I'm going to do my best in the dungeon! And maybe pick somebody up!
.
.
/Frank POV/
.
.
Okay then, it appears that the story's protagonist is making her move, except it seems that there won't be a Loki Familia or an Ais Wallenstein to save her from a minotaur that won't spawn. If that happens then I can most definitely assume that plot is gonna get butt fucked beyond help at this point, or maybe fate has some other plans for her? Or maybe I'm going crazy after spying on a fucking close-to13 year old and that I need some serious mental help. Anyways though, after taking a long look at the girl I ponder on what am I gonna do now since there's very few things I want to do. Oh wait! The Dian Cecht Familia! I can screw them over! But then again, there's not much change from it aside from some "teaching" for Dian Cecht himself. Hehehehehehehehe, I'm such a genius, oh wait I'm not a genius I'm just spouting bullshit. Anyways, time to pay a visit to a very greedy god!
.
.
/Dian Cecht POV/
.
.
{Oh how much I love money, it's so shiny and glittery and shiny! That stupid Miach thought that arm was worth that much?! Hah! I just upped that damned thing's price for the sake of it! There's absolutely no way I'd just let that man off the hook! He's been praised in Heaven for his looks and his skill! So I've taken it upon myself to spite him by making him beg me to save that worthless Chienthrope! The look on his face when I told him to bow for the life for that mortal was so good that I almost felt pity on him. Anyways, I think that it's about time for me to do my "duties"} Dian Cecht thought to himself as he got up from his desk filled with a substantial amount of Valis, and walked out to see the multiple people placed within beds, all having varying amounts of damage to them.
.
.
Seeing this, Dian Cecht snickered inwardly as he put on a face of friendliness and walked over to what seemed to be a little girl holding a doll. (Hello there young one, what seems to be the matter here?) he says as he sits down on a wooden stool that was right next to her bed. (Hi there, do you know what's wrong with me?) the little girl said as she put down the doll and looked at Dian Cecht. Feeling her gaze, Dian Cecht was angry but put it aside as he continued to make small talk with the child. (Mister, is there something wrong with me?) the little girl said as Dian Cecht raised an eyebrow at what she said. (Well little one, you're going to have to tell me what happened if you want me to fix you.) he said as he started to look into the child's body. It seemed to be fine at first until he felt something within her, something so dark that it almost consumed him whole. {What in the world?} Dian Cecht thought as he looked at what seemed to be a dark orb within her. (Is there something wrong mister?) the child said as Dian Cecht started to sweat from fear.

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. 
____________________________________________
Take a look at me for example:

I died, that was painful.
I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. 
I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all.
Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here.

What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it!

(Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

Jake is teleported too an unknown destination. He wakes up feeling nauseous

"urgh what the hell happened" Jake said

"[Eternal memory] activated. user may feel discomfort due to unpleasant memories and new physical state" said a male voice in a relaxed tone

"what? *Zaps* ahhhhhh!!!! What the hell was that?!?! why can't I feel my limbs and I can't see anything. what's going on!?!?" Jake said in a panic

"[Eternal memory] skill synergies with [guide] skill. Effect generated [eternal guide]" the male voice said

"What the hell?!?! What is even going on right now *takes in a deep breath* ok ok so m guessing your the voice of the system in my head right?" Jake said regaining his composure

"Yeah you can give me a name if u wanna I don't really mind" the male voice said

"Ok I'm going to call u wiki from now on. So.... Is there some kinda tutorial for this or what?" Jake said

"Nope!!!" Wiki said with a chuckle in its voice

"...oh... Ok. So what am I supposed to be doing?" Jake asked a little bummed out

"Getting out of this hole will be a good start. Check your status window am sure you can figure out the rest" wiki said 

'Status window' immediately as Jake thought of those words a holographic display screen appeared in front of his eyes

   [STATUS WINDOW]
     Name: Jake Maverick  
       Species: Mimic(lowest form)
         Level: 1
           Affinity: darkness
             Difficulty: hardcore
               Inventory:(empty)8 slots
                 Hunger: starving
                   Stat points: 0
                     Exp:0/10
Hp: 130/130
Mp: 90/90
Sp:  80/80
 Attack:10
 Defence:10
stat points: 0
 Stats:               
   Strength- 10    
     Agility- 4        
       Int- 14                            
         Vit- 16                
           Luck- 6
Skills:
Eternal memory (passive) level- max
Mimicry (active/passive)
 level- 1 MP- 50/1MP per minute
Leech (active) level- 1 MP- 5 per attack 
Shape shift (active) level- 1 MP- 1
Mana sense (active) level- max 
3d hearing (passive) level- 1
Eternal guide (active/passive) level-1
????? (Active/passive) level-max

With all this information Jake was pretty overwhelmed. He then asked wiki to explain the skills and their applications to him. With excitement in its voice wiki explained in detail how his abilities worked but what Jake was most interested in was getting out of the damn hole.

Jake takes in a deep breath and activates his [shape shift] skill growing tentacles which he uses to pull himself out of the hole. 

Getting at the top one could see him for the creature he was now. Obsidian black skin which looked very rough, he was roughly oval in shape like some kinda wet clay statue it seemed like his body was.... shifting constantly. With two tentacles sprouting from his sides and a faint white crack spreading vertically across his body which seemed to be his mouth.

After getting to the top Jake realize he couldn't see anything. Which made him realize he had no eyes.

"What the hell wiki. I can't see anything"Jake said mildly annoyed

"Your a mimic dumbass. Use your mana sense and 3d hearing" wiki retorted

"Wait.... Am a what?!???" Jake screamed as he checked his status window

"I won't be screaming in a dungeon if I were you" wiki said as if Jake's previous statement didn't even register.

"Why the hell am I a mimic? Like I don't understand" Jake said in a quieter but angrier voice.

"The hell should I know. Bring it up to God when u die again. Until then do you mind surviving first?" Wiki said calmly.

Jake feeling like he is fighting a lossing battle replied "Ok I understand"

And with that he activates his [3d hearing] and [mana sense].
The combination of the two skills gave him 360 vision even though is was strange at first because he "saw" things in different shades according to their mana signature.
The super hearing granted by his [3d hearing] was unbearable at first because he could sense all the sound around him perfectly within a 20 meter radius, but after a couple of minutes stumbling in the dungeon he finally gots his bearings.

"Ok.... That was trippy... literally. And what is that sound?" Jake asked

"Probably a slime feeding on a carcass" wiki replied

This got Jake curious and he headed towards the direction of the sound. And then he spotted it. It was a slime, it was about a meter across and jelly-like it also seemed a little.... strange. It seemed to be collapsing in on itself and expanding outward simultaneously. So Jake being slightly freaked out asked wiki what was going on.

"The actual hell"

wiki responded " oh it's just evolving into a higher form. With that mana signature I think it's going to have an affinity for poison"

Jake not knowing how to respond to this replied ".....cool?"

"not really it's going to be much hard to kill so I recommend attacking it right now" wiki said

"ok here we go" with does words Jake dashes forward, opening his gapping mouth taking a huge bite out of the slime. he then see the following notifications flash before his eyes
{poison slime has been defeated}
{you have earned 20xp}

{you have leveled up. All stats have been raised by 1 and you have 5 extra stat points}
{you have been poisoned. you will now lose 2Hp per second for 40 seconds}

Jake started feel pain in his mouth. It felt like he tried to drink boiling oil. He then started asking wiki for help.

'wiki what the hell!!! How do I cure the poison?!?!' Jake screamed internally

"wow you already realized you can speak to me with thoughts only. Guess your not as dumbass I thought" said wiki with a smirk in its voice

'just shut up and help me asshole!!' Jake retorted getting angrier.

"I can't" wiki replied simply

'so what am I supposed to do?!?!'

"wait it out. it's not like it's an insta-kill hell you might even get a cool skill out of this"

                    *20 SECONDS LATER*
New messages were displayed before Jake
{New skill unlock: [poison resistance]}

{Effects of the poison have been weaken due to [poison resistance]}

{you will now lose 1Hp per second for 20 seconds}

After 20 more seconds of pacing Jake checks his status window.

 [STATUS WINDOW]
     Name: Jake Maverick  
       Species: Mimic(lowest form)
         Level: 2
           Affinity: darkness
             Difficulty: hardcore
               Inventory:(empty)8 slots
                 Hunger: peckish
                   Stat points: 0
                     Exp:10/20

Hp: 75/135
Mp: 90/90
Sp: 83/85
 Attack:15
 Defence:15
stat points:5

 Stats:               
   Strength- 11    
     Agility- 5      
       Int- 11                            
         Vit- 11               
           Luck- 7
Skills:
Eternal memory (passive) level- max 
Mimicry (active/passive)
 level- 1 MP- 50/1MP per minute
Leech (active) level- 1 MP- 5 per attack 
Shape shift (active) level- 1 Sp- 1
Mana sense (active) level- max 
3d hearing (passive) level- 1
Eternal guide (active/passive) level-1
????? (Active/passive) level-max 
poison resistance passive level-1

Jake then tries to calm down. Then he asks wiki

'can you explain the conditions of hardcore mode?' 

"with pleasure" wiki replied displaying the conditions on the holographic screen.

cons: 
-all enemies do 50% more damage
-all enemies have 50% more health 
-you can encounter Inbetween 2-4 elites on a single floor
-All bosses are champions
 

Pros: 
-Elites give 50% more xp
- Bosses drop rare -->legendary items a 100% of the time

Jake looked at the screen for a while realising this is his life now. There is no going back now all he can do is hope he is actually good at this game. 

After spacing out for a while, he places 3 stat points into agility and 2 into strength.

"I thought you would as me to choose which stat to raise for u?" wiki asked.

'I'm the one playing the game. So I think I should start getting accustomed to the system on my own don't you think?' Jake said with a smirk.

"Hmm... ok Jake your the man incharge. Just tell me if you need anything"

After the brief conversation Jake activates his [shape shift] skill once more and grows 4 more tentacles which he uses to get around the dungeon.

"Let's see what I can do"

                        To Be Continued

SKILL DESCRIPTION

Adapt. Survive. Die. Repeat. This is a daily occurance for are unlucky protagonist. Watch him(read) overcome the odds in a slightly overdone troupe with my spin on it.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Author note: This is my first story so please comment if it's not a bother and hopefully constructive criticisms anyways thanks for reading through this random stranger hope u enjoy my story.

okay from now on I am going to have the name of the novel and fanfic instead of th world names.

okay the world is is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon. mc reincarnated with a system and inventory filled with enough money to stay at a inn for a few days and buy basic equipment he heads to the dungeon he got luck and was able to defeat a goblin and he recieved a notification that he could reconstitute goblin into servant. he does it an goblin appears with a v on its head.

okay I'm about to making a status dont blame me if it's wrong I cant find a detailed explanation on how stats work.

name: goblin
level: 1
strenght: 68
endurance: 47
dexterity: 79
agility:105
intellgence: 23

name: mc
level: 1
strength: 103
endurance:146
dexterity:178
agility:212
intelligence:197
skills: goblin kings aura. it's the skill that allows him to dominate monsters 
hatred of the monster god(its a curse) makes monster in the area swarm in your direction 
it's a curse. stats increase 10% faster

mc doesn't need.a good to level up because he could do it in the system.

I'm hope you like the idea please suggest any ideas

um its exactly what it says my ideas for novels or fanfics

is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon wiki novel

Gilgamesh In Another World... I Think?

Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in SAO?

Sailor Princess

Pandora: The World Within

Breathe II: Fire Emblem

Celestials journey

ANIME LIST

The Meme Train

Re:Do

My novel and fanfic ideas

People search is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon wiki also like: