Note: Not for backstabbing people or lovers.

Super heroes who are quite shy to reveal themselves in public.

Note: fictional, please read without comparison with your lover or ex or beloved or someone you think you know more than him or her because after all it is a mere subject of the contest.

Please read with open mind. Trying to be the lost descendant of Shakespeare when English just a language to speak to convey our feelings not a barrier with subtle rules.

(I DO NOT OWN DC COMICS, MARVEL COMICS OR ANIME THAT IS MENTIONED IN THIS BOOK

I ONLY OWN MY OC)

Porter bought these expensive comics not only for his own collection. He only wanted one of them for himself. Most of them would be used to create gimmicks and sold when the right offer came along.
These comics, therefore, were an investment.
Li Du gasped in amazement when he found out about Porter's future plan. America was truly worthy of being the center of global economy and finance. Anything here could be marketed and used to make money.
Porter now had a different opinion about Li Du and Hans. He accepted them as true friends because they had helped him.
Therefore, when he found out that they did not understand the investment in the comics industry, he simply explained it to them.
Investing in comics to make money could be very complicated. After all, to balance the return on investment, the value of the comics collection had to be high. 
"While it's important to pay attention to the imaginary, artistic and humorous nature of the work itself, the historical background and specific age of the work also has its value. These factors affect the significance in collecting the comics. 
"A comic does not only hold value in the entertainment industry. A comic has two major values, age and symbolism.
"For example, Superman's symbolic value is in creating a new era of superhero comics. Another example is Captain America, whose greatest symbolic value is that he represents the rise of American culture around the world."
When Porter talked about comics and investments, it totally changed his image of an introverted shy boy. His speech flowed freely and effortlessly.
He has been in this field for a long time. Now that he had opened a comic shop, he was ready to use this as a starting point and eventually enter the big screen and the animation industry. DC and Marvel were his goals.
After learning about the industry from Porter, Li Du and Hans were ready to leave after they had collected the money.
Li Du wanted to fly back to Phoenix at once, but Hans stopped him. "Wait, we have not had a chance to appreciate the local culture yet."
Li Du looked at him suspiciously. "Appreciate the culture? Do you by any chance mean exotic dancers or anything?"
Hans looked indignant. "What do you mean? Am I such a person in your eyes?"
Li Du nodded firmly.
Hans gave him a slight, resentful shove. Then he said, "Don't go in a hurry. There is actually a warehouse auction here. According to my information, there will be some good stuff at this auction."
This was his job. Li Du had nothing to say against that and decided to stay to participate in the auction.
In addition, he was not too eager to leave, as he had not tasted the local specialty foods yet. A foodie like him found it hard to leave without sampling the local cuisine.
Because of the large number of immigrants in the area, Miami's food and beverages had a multi-national character. There were authentic Cuban, Haitian, Brazilian and other Latin American gourmet restaurants.
The authentic Cuban cuisine was especially hard to come by and could not be found in Phoenix. Cuban food combined the flavors of the Caribbean, Africa, and Latin America, creating countless delicious combinations.
Li Du had decided his choice of dinner would be Cuban cuisine.
When Porter found out that they would stay in Miami to participate in the auction, he enthusiastically invited the group to continue staying in the villa. At the same time, he could tag along to the warehouse auction.
Of course, he was not trying to make a profit. He just wanted to see something new.
However, Porter usually stayed in California, so he was not familiar with the food, beverages and dining places in Miami. Therefore, they had to count on Hans on this one.
Hans shook his head and said, "Don't waste your time. This is a good opportunity for you to improve your relationship with Ariana. Go and tell her that you are going to entertain us but you are unfamiliar with the area and need her help."
Porter hesitated and said, "But this would put her to trouble, wouldn't it?"
Hans rolled his eyes. "Making love is even more of a trouble, so would you guys not have sex then?"
Porter muttered in embarrassment, "We are just friends now. It's not like you think."
Li Du believed that, as Ariana was not a type of girl to turn heads. If Porter was attracted to her, it was not due to her beauty or sex appeal.
Hans had a good point, though. Porter called Ariana, who happily agreed to be their guide, and told them to come to a restaurant called Italian Latino.
This time, Ariana was dressed in her normal casual style. She was gentle and cultured, which were rare qualities. Perhaps this was what attracted Porter.
Ariana arrived at the restaurant some time ahead and booked a table in the southwest corner. It was relatively quiet, with large floor-to-ceiling windows on both sides with the great view of the beach and greenery.
After they sat down, Ariana introduced them to the unique food in Miami. She obviously did her homework in advance and it was very interesting to get to know the local dining customs.
"The restaurant I chose is not one of the large ones, but if you want to taste authentic Cuban cuisine, you have to go to a Cuban snack bar," Ariana explained.
Li Du glanced around and said, "It looks great."
Ariana asked about their preferences in food and, together with Porter, helped them to place their order.
Li Du chose two large French baguettes. It was more than just plain bread. There were ham, roast pork, and cheese, along with mustard and pickles to complement the dish.
The waiter repeatedly confirmed, "Do you want two portions? Two?"
Li Du nodded and the waiter said, "One portion weighs five pounds, sir. So are you sure you want two?"
He nodded again. This was for Godzilla. Ten pounds of food would be Godzilla's appetizer at most.
Ariana ordered a classic ropa-vieja. "This is a signature of Cuban cuisine, cooked with chopped steaks, tomatoes, and peppers, and served with fried plantains, black beans, and yellow rice."
Other orders were marinated fried pork, fragrant roast chicken, Cuban barbecue, red bean rice, Cuban meat noodles, and curried goat meat.
Li Du wanted to order a salad. Ariana smiled and said, "No, the boss will send us a Latin American fruit smoothie. It's refreshing and appetizing. I think you guys will be very pleased."
When the waiters started serving them, Ariana asked for two more bowls of soup, spicy pumpkin and signature cornmeal.
Cuban dishes had a unique flavor that Li Du had not tasted before.
Although someone else made this food, he still gave it a try. However, in his heart, the most delicious food was always what he cooked himself.
The ropa-vieja tasted good. The soup was very rich and mellow. It had a sourish taste, which was refreshing.
Li Du ate this dish of soup together with the red bean rice and enjoyed the combination.
Ariana was very friendly and spent dinner telling them about the food and beauties of Miami. When the dinner was finally over, she asked, "Do you have a tour plan for these two days?"
Hans shook his head.
"Then I will arrange for you guys, okay?" Ariana asked kindly.
Hans shook his head again. "Thank you, but we have some business to handle."


They love gold, and they love silver. Even more so, they love gems that dazzle, like stars across the skies. 
Firearms, jewelleries, and precious metals; A collector’s world will not be complete without antiques.  
Storage auctions, old goods trade, re-estate sales and gold-digging. But the truth is, if one wants to make money, then the supreme way is through searching for the legendary treasures. 
Holding the fort, there’s an ocelot, a wolf, and an Andes condor. At the side, there’s a loyal hound, an irascible ape, and an African honey badger. Who said that you can only rely on humans when treasure hunting?! 

[Scene- Alex was playing a adult game and soon he finished it within half an hour. He stretched his hands and legs and thought in his mind- "This one is also a boring and easy game. It's easy to train the slaves. Boring. "]
Then he went to sleep. Alex used to live alone as his parents died two years ago in a car accident. The things they left behind was some money, a bungalow and a huge empty garage(which can hold upto 50 cars in the top and in the underground floor) with a basement in the underground. 
After sometime he suddenly heard a voice in his head-
[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION- HOST CHOSEN.  ACTIVATING SLAVE SEX DOLL TRAINING SYSTEM.  SYSTEM ACTIVATED.. REWARDS- 
ENERGY - 40
MAGIC POINTS- 20
TECHNOLOGY POINTS- 20
CREDITS-  40]
Alex jumped out of his bed and looked around and saw nothing and thought that maybe he heard it wrong. But suddenly he heard another thing in his head- " I'm in your head. I'm the System. Now obey me as I will lead you to glory. "
Alex- " Woow. Are a system like those comics? What kind of powers do you have? Why did you chose me?" (Alex asked.)

System- " I'm Slave Sex Doll system. I train Slave Sex Dolls. You can gain powers but that's upto you. I will take over your body and control it until or unless you become strong. You're too weak, so just sit back and enjoy. I chose you because you're the most perverted person in this world right now."
[   ¤ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION- CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE FIRST SLAVE TRAINERAND SLAVE TRADER OF THIS WORLD.
  * MARK OF SLAVE MASTER ACQUIRED *   ]

System- " But firstly before you ask anything stupid let me tell you the things that you should know. 
1st, You  can now see your attributes just like in the game and can strengthen himself by putting stats points in different stats like- Strength,  Vitality/Health,  Intelligence,  Stamina and Agility/Speed.
2nd, Energy Points are used when master uses anything which he bought from the system.

3rd, Magic points are used to buy magical things.

4th, Technology points are used to buy high-tech things.

5th,  Credit System information is not necessary for Master right now. But in short it can be used to buy things of this world."

6th, I will control your body and help you until or unless you dont train 2 slave sex dolls. After that you will have to do it on your own and I will only give you advice.
And lastly this system is a trader system connected to various world's with advanced technology and world's with magic.  You have endless opportunities but you have to trade things by going to different worlds. Get ready."

[ HOST HAS BEEN CHOSEN ]

SYSTEM INSTALLATION.....

1....2....3...4.....

Thus his story to rule the whole world began with a pervert's system.
Alex- " System why did you choose me?"
System - " Because you're the world most perverted person. Your ranking is no.1. So the slaves you train will be best and most perverted, enough to sanity every needs. Thus you met system's requirements. "


Not for kids.. (^-^) 18+ story..

Vol 1 - 01: DEATH

###| Main Character(MC)'s P.O.V |###

My life was below the average but could be considered better than many. I grew up in an orphanage, never knowing my parents, was emancipated after graduating ninth grade, worked a part-time job as a cashier in one of the chain convenient stores while attending senior high, and became full-time worker after graduating. I didn't continue to college because I didn't have time and fund. I was currently enjoying all the myriad benefits of bachelor-pad life. Age twenty-four. No significant other.

I wasn't exactly short or frumpy or hideous or anything. But when it came to the opposite sex, apparently I had nothing to offer. What do you expect? I was only a senior worker in a convenient stores franchise, never getting a chance to promote because I only had senior high school's diploma. I was self-conscious of my lifestyle and it became a wall that prevented me to have a serious relationship. At least, I could still sate my biological need by visiting a brothel.

As I was lying on my pooling blood, I recalled my life since I became aware of the world around me. Strangely enough, my memory was very clear. I could recall all the details in my memory as if they only happened yesterday even though the events happened years ago. The so-called revolving lantern phenomenon, I supposed.

Yes, I was currently dying. Why I was dying? It was due to the robbery that happened so abruptly. I was in the middle of my 8 hours midnight shift when the robber entered the store and pointed their gun at me. I used "They" to refer the robber because they wore a baggy hoodie and mask that gave no physical characteristics whatsoever, not even giving out their gender.

I was dumbfounded when they pointed their shaking gun on me. If I was calmer, I would recognize the inexperienced robbing attempt before me. However, I was dumbfounded and terrified when a gun was pointed to me. My dazed state seemed to drive them to the edge. In the end, they pulled the trigger and shot my chest.

The bullet punched through my skin, tissue, and muscle, slipping through the gap between my ribs, and puncturing my right lung before coming out through my back. Then excruciating pain and agonizing heat came afterward. It was the most painful experience I had the displeasure to feel.

When the robber finally realized what had happened, they quickly left me alone without uttering a word. I fell down the floor and wet sensation quickly pooled under me. I wanted to move, but I couldn't. I watched the ceiling blankly as my lifeblood drenched my shirt and back. But, man, was my chest burning. So painful. Beyond anything I'd describe as pain.

'What's up with that? It's hurt so much... Gimme a break!'

[Confirmed. Nullify Pain…successfully acquired.]

Now the burning feeling on my back was starting to fizzle out. Instead, an intense, frigid cold was attacking me from head to toe. Like, the pain and the heat were pretty well gone by now. It was just cold. Cold as hell. I felt as if I was gonna freeze in place. Who knew dying could keep you so damn busy? Just then, what remained of my increasingly oxygen-deprived brain cells chanced upon a flash of stupid thoughts.

'Shit! Am I going to die alone here? Who am I kidding? I am going to die for real. Fuck! I hope I am going to be reincarnated in another world like those protags in fan-fictions…'

I didn't know what was possessing me to have that idiotic thought. Maybe, I was just desperate and scared, I supposed. I didn't know what would happen next after my death. I wasn't a believer of a religion. No time to join a religion. No one taught me to be a believer. However, I entertained my crazy thoughts, wishing to be reincarnated in another world like what happened in the fan-fictions I read in my free time.

As an aside, I was a nerd. Some would even call me a weeb. But, I didn't care. Animations and Comics from Japan were the sources of comfort in my shitty life. At least, they are number two. Sex was number one, of course.

'Man… If I get a chance to be reincarnated in another world, what kind of world is that? I hope it is a world based on Japanese animations and comics. Those fan-fictions went on like that, after all. I wonder if I will be reincarnated in Earthland… the world of Fairy Tail by Hiro Mashima…'

[Confirmed. Setting the destination…successfully set.]

Why Fairy Tail? You probably wondered in confusion. Allow me to enlighten you, uncultured swine. You see, even though I hated the plot of FairyTail due to the bullshit "Power of Friendship" that often used to deal with the ridiculous enemies that should kill the protagonists, I still liked Fairy Tail because of the art! Yes, I liked Fairy Tail due to Hiro Mashima's drawing. That "mangaka" knew very well how to draw fair ladies for his comics.

'If I get reincarnated in Earthland, I would build a harem full of those hot chicks! I know having a harem in real-life seems unrealistic. Maybe, if I met with a Random Omnipotent Being after my death, I will request for the power to make girls madly in love with me?'

[Confirmed. Transcendental Charm…successfully acquired.]

'Yes. I am going to just do that! Still, it will be good if I got reincarnated years before the canon start. Perhaps, around the time when the likes of Mira are still an impressionable little girl?'

Well, I liked Mirajane Strauss as a female character in Fairy Tail. Therefore, if there was a chance for me to get reincarnated in Earthland, she was on my top priority to convert. As a matter of fact, I would do just that by all means necessary.

[Confirmed. Setting time coordination…successfully set.]

'But… Earthland was portrayed as a very dangerous place with those magical beasts, dark mages, demons, gods, dragons, and misanthropic immortal hellbent for the world's destruction. I will ask for another cheat if I ever meet a random omnipotent being! Yes. I will ask for a cheat that allows me to master any magic I want!'

[Confirmed. Transcendental Magic Affinity…successfully acquired. Magic Creation…successfully acquired.]

'Additionally, I want to have a huge magic core and second origin that can produce magic energy endlessly. Yep. There is no use for cheat mastery of magic if I don't have a magic core that makes 10% of residents of Earthland can use magic.'

[Confirmed. Transcendental First Origin…successfully acquired. Transcendental Second Origin…successfully acquired. Fuse Transcendental First Origin and Transcendental Second Origin...Transcendental Cores...successfully acquired.]

'But, only cheats for magic won't be enough. I will ask for the indestructible, ageless body so I won't die from being killed or from old age! And when I get reincarnated, I wish to be in my late teen, around the early twenties, perhaps? There's no way I would like to start from a baby!'

[Confirmed. Unbreakable Body…successfully acquired. Immortality…successfully acquired. Setting age…successfully set. Preparing the body…successfully prepared.]

'Fuck! The hell I am thinking. There is no way something like that will happen. It only happens in fictions for fuck's sake! Maybe, my fear for the unknown after the death messed up my already messed mind. I read too many reincarnation fan-fictions, damn it!'

I finally realized how stupid I was for rambling and deluding myself, wasting my precious time as I was dying. There was no way I would be reincarnated in a world based on animation and comics. It was due to despair and fear that my mind entertained such crazy thoughts, I supposed. Even so, I should use my remaining time for better stuff. Well, now I didn't have more time. I saw the darkness slowly creeping in from the edge of my field of vision.

'There is no use… Tonight, I will die for real… What a shitty life…' was my last lament before I blacked out.

###| Author's Thought |###

The idea for the scene above came from the prologue of "That Time I Got Reincarnated as Slime". My protagonist will be Overpowered. VERY (capitalized for a reason) Overpowered with his absurd skill-set. If you dislike the genre "harem", "overpowered protagonist", "corruption" and "manipulation", you better drop this story as soon as possible. I won't mind since I write this story for my own guilty pleasure.

Regarding harem, well, I have chosen Mirajane Strauss as a candidate for now. You are probably wondering if my protagonist will visit other universes or not. Don't worry because he will visit the other universes to increase his harem, but it is still a far plan. I am currently in the middle of completing the draft for Fairy Tail Arc.

Next chapter will be released soon, and by "soon", I mean in a few days. Thank you.

###| Word Count |###

Chapter: 1343

Author's Thought: 143

Total: 1486

A Fan-Fic written for my guilty pleasure.

{this chap will be the shortest I'll ever write. I feel like I left it off at a good point so I didn't write anymore. Future chaps will have an average of 1k words, so don't worry.}
As you know not everyone has a good life. This though, doesn't apply to John, or at least  that was his name. John lived in Canada, a country known for its diversity and kindness. John went to a good school, didn't live in the ghetto and had a loving family.
He even had a few people he could call real friends. This however didn't change the fact John always felt like he was missing something. He knew he had no right to complain as many children and even adults lived far worse than he did, but although he looked at it like this, it didn't change the missing feeling.
Further along the road the missing feeling grew stronger and he finally understood what was missing, Ambition!
What is ambition? Ambition is the feeling or desire to achieve something. That was it! John finally found what he was missing so he decided to try out a bunch of activities.
This however changed nothing. He quit after ever activity he tried. He tried various sports like soccer, basketball and even ping pong. He even tried activities like coding and Martial arts. But alas, he ended up quitting everything.
He didn't feel like doing those anymore, he got bored of them very quickly. This made him get depressed and which led him to feel as if his life meant nothing, as he would just live until he would eventually die, not accomplishing anything. This thought process and him being depressed made him think of committing suicide. He wanted to ask for guidance but he was embarrassed. He didn't want to look weak and pathetic over what he thought were such trivial matters. But doing this made it worse.
That was until he found a hobby that he made fun of when he was younger. The hobby he found and quickly got addicted to was, Anime.
He was always curious as to why his friends enjoyed cartoons as he called them before, but after watching a couple episodes of fairy tail, he understood why.
The feeling of being dragged into a fantasy world where magic and many other fantastical elements were possible, he felt a rush of excitement.
Who wouldn't want to wield magic that could destroy town? Who wouldn't want to be transported to another world and have a grand adventure? Who wouldn't want to find a lovely girlfriend who stayed by them through everything? Everyone would want any of these.
Especially nowadays where women are snakes and men are playboys to which costs relationships to be shallow and all about their sexual needs.
Thus he got less depressed and didn't think about suicide much after he started watching these fantastical stories. Later along the road even anime got boring and he wanted to change it up. So he got into manga, and from there he started reading manhua, Chinese comics. After getting bored of the repetitive Young Master cultivation Manhua's, he started reading Manwha. His favourite out of the three genres of comics he has read.
After getting bored of manwha he started reading light novels and web novels. He got into these after finding out some of his favourite anime and comics had light novels or were made from Web novels.
Overall John couldn't get enough of fantasies. He even read many fan fictions. He was hesitant at first since when you first hear fan fiction you think of some weird Kpop or celebrity fantasies but after reading one John got hooked.
Fan fictions took getting isekaid to a whole other level. People getting reincarnated would be stupidly over powered as soon as they were children and end up having sex with all the girls in the whole Anime/manga they were in.
John sometimes even imagined himself getting isekaid by the one and only truck-kun and wondered how his life would turn out.
Sure people would miss him and he does love his close friends and family but he also wanted a fun adventure and live his fantasies. Would this happen to him? Of course not, he wouldn't believe it would actually happen as it was just his fantasy. Just that, A fantasy. Or at least that's what he thought.

*warning

-the prologue is a bit longer for a ff. You don’t have to read it if you don’t want to and can skip to when he gets to the world but as the author I hope you take some time to read it. Again skip if you wish *

This is a DXD fanfic with an original character. I hope you remember this is not the original story so there will be some difference you will see in the story. 

I’ll post when I can cause school is starting again.

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This is a story about a man who will stand at the apex of the universe. But as you know everyone has hurdles they must pass to be able to reach their goal. 

Follow the mc and his journey to travel the world, learn new magics and reach the top of the food chain.
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I do not own DXD, I only own my oc’s I will also be adding more things that are shown in the anime.

I also do not own any references I use in the story such as other fictional works, songs movies, etc.

*The cover image I used was found on google, meaning it’s not mine. Message me or comment if you want me to remove it

Fetus Robert was taking a break from cultivating and using his psychic twin powers to converse with his womb-mate. He discovered that although his twin sister had been conceived shortly after him, she had not started cultivating because she did not have a meditation technique to absorb qi energy.   
Robert realised that as a transmigrator, his past knowledge was quite helpful. Popular xanxia novels and anime shows had taught him dozens of cultivation techniques. By combining these ideas, he had managed to create a pinnacle meditation technique that absorbed qi at a crazy rate. He felt he should teach his little sister in memory of another relative from his formed life.
Before his death, Robert had only gotten along with one family member; his younger sister. His father had left the family when Robert was still in pre-school. While his mother kicked him out of home before he was ready. 
Robert teared up in sorrow at remembering how his mother had abandoned him. Like a baby bird kicked out of the nest. 
"I was only forty-five years old," Robert fumed at the memory of his heartless mother. 
"Why are you sad?" Robert's little sister sent a telepathic question.  
"I'm not sad," lied Robert. "Just a bit of dust in my eye. Cough! Cough! This womb is a bit dusty."
"My side isn't dusty," replied his little sister.
"That's because I took all the dust to my side," Robert expanded his lie. "I didn't want you to get sick."
"You're so thoughtful big brother," Robert's womb-mate thanked him.
Such a lie wouldn't work on a normal person. But children, especially pre-born ones, were rather gullible. Like the time this author told a child that the wind was made by waving trees. Or the time this author told a child that ghosts lived on the other side of the mirror.
"Uhurm!" Robert cleared his throat to refocus the story back on him. 
Anyway, Robert's only pleasant relative had been his little sister. She played online games with him and paid for his holidays to Mexico where she lived. All he ever had to do was meet her friend on the United States side of border and give him powder filled water balloons which Robert's sister playfully hid up Robert's rectum. Such a playful little sister.
Robert's only regret was that he'd never said goodbye to her. However, that regret was now mitigated because he had a new little sister. He made a silent promise to do his big brother duty and always protect her. He also began to teach her how to meditate. 
The white haired Robert and his black haired little sister were head to foot in the womb. Like a strange Yin and Yang symbol made from a pair of fetuses. When meditating, the duo would slowly swirl around, like a slowly spiralling Yin and Yang symbol. It was really mystical looking. The fact that they didn't get tangled up in umbilical cords added to the mysticalness.  
The slowly spiralling Yin and Yang fetuses sometimes made their mother uncomfortable. One day, the twins where engaged in much quicker swirly meditation than usual, because Robert's little sister was about to break through from the Pre-Cultivation Initiating Stage to Pre-Cultivation Condensing Stage. This caused Green Peach Maiden enough discomfort that she finally went to consult with the physician who lived in the Valley of Echoes. He gave her an unexpected diagnosis; she was pregnant.
"I'm pregnant!" Green Peach Maiden loudly exclaimed.
"I'm pregnant!"
"I'm pregnant!"
"I'm pregnant!"
The shocking statement echoed across the valley.
"Someone is in trouble," a tall bystander declared.
"Do you think this has anything to do with the ominous event mentioned in the second chapter?" a short bystander asked.
"I doubt it," said the tall bystander. "These chapters follow a set chronological order."
"But that fisherman guy, who we've never met, can transcend time and space," retorted the short bystander.  
This potentially important statement made both of them fall silent.
Meanwhile, the physician named Accomplished Perfect Physician But Not The DC Comics Version, was quickly explaining the birds and the bees to the young, future mother.
"I see," said Green Peach Maiden. "Birds evolved from dinosaurs. And according to some scientists, humans would die out if bees go extinct."
"Precisely," said Accomplished Perfect Physician But Not The DC Comics Version. 
"Well, now I'll definitely pass my next evolutionary ecology test," smiled Green Peach Maiden.
With that the happy future mother left the surgery. Never realizing that the Physician's clever tactic to avoid answering questions he had no knowledge about, had worked.
After she left, another patient walked in. This former man had a truly troubling question. The physician sighed sadly as he explained the gravest consequence of a sex change; no longer being able to pee when standing up.
"I can no longer pee when standing up!" Hero Who Protected Her Fellow Women shouted in horror. 
"I can no longer pee when standing up!" 
"I can no longer pee when standing up!" 
"I can no longer pee when standing up!" 
The shocking statement echoed across the valley and Accomplished Perfect Physician But Not The DC Comics Version regretted setting up a surgery in the Valley of Echoes. Sure, the rent was cheap, but doctor-patient confidentiality sucked. 
"Poor person," Green Peach Maiden sympathized with the other woman's pain. 
She too regretted her lack of vertical peeing capabilities. It had caused her much sadness. She recalled how her father, the Sect Master of the Heavenly Golden Shower Sect had died in sorrow. After having sired only daughters. 
He had in fact been betrayed by his number one disciple; Better Then Lu Bu And Even More Traitorous. The traitorous traitor, known for his underhanded fighting skills used unexpected underhanded means to win in a death-match.
"Father, you will be avenged," promised Green Peach Maiden. 
She had never made such a vow before, because as far as martial arts were concerned, she was rather terrible. The Heavenly Golden Shower Sect's techniques just weren't suited to her. However, now that she was pregnant, she felt that there was hope for revenge. 
The thought of her future son, beating Better Then Lu Bu And Even More Traitorous, made her smile. She couldn't wait to see him rip out her enemy's intestines and use them to strangle her enemy to death, before parading her enemy's corpse like a bloodied marionette. 
"Why are you so happy?" a frosty voice asked her. 
"Princess With Skin Like Jade Number 532C," gasped Green Peach Maiden on spotting the fairy-like beauty. "I was just engaged in girly fantasy thoughts."
"Oh," the Princess pouted. "Girly fantasy thoughts… like your future son ripping out your enemy's intestines and using them to strangle your enemy to death, before parading your enemy's corpse like a bloodied marionette. Those sort of girly fantasy thoughts? I have those too."
"Exactly," smiled Green Peach Maiden. 
She was amazed at how down to earth the Princess was. Usually she never said more than a few words to the Princess because she expected someone with such a high status to have more refined interests. Like coffee enemas and bondage sex. 
"You think too small," ridiculed Princess With Skin Like Jade Number 532C. "Why have your future son merely kill your enemy? He should also kill your enemy's family, so they can't get revenge."
"That makes sense," agreed Green Peach Maiden. 
She took out her note book and began to write, "Note to self. Kill your enemy's whole family so they can't take revenge. Also, get a million year old ginseng to prepare future son for his path of vengeance."
"Of course, that can only happen if your future son is strong enough," scoffed the Princess. 
She knew who Green Peach Maiden's enemy was. And was aware that he led one of the of her kingdom's strongest sects which possessed truly powerful combat techniques. The Heavenly Golden Shower Sect's Poisonous Golden Snow Of Heavenly Vengeance and its Eye Burning Golden Liquid Of Heavenly Vengeance attacks had ended the life of more than one martial arts master.
"My son will be very strong!" declared Peach Green Maiden defiantly.
"You associate with stable boys and that pervy old butler with the twitchy eye," laughed the Princess. "Their children will be weak."
"My son's father is General With Fierce Brows The Color Of Snow," Green Peach Maiden blurted out, sealing her fate and ending yet another chapter on a cliff-hanger.

Story Synopsis: Robert Bobble, known to his friends as Bob Bob, died. You can read the details in chapter one. Anyway, as is the case with so many dead novel characters. He reincarnated into a fantasy world. Not just any fantasy world mind you, but an Eastern Fantasy World. The type where main characters power levelled and villains said things like; “You’re Courting Death!” You excited yet? This author is! So, start reading. Also vote with Spirit Stones so this author can get a prize at the end of the week. 

Author Notes: I’m writing this story for Writing Prompts Contest #19: Xuanhuan. This will be a short story parody of the Xuanhuan genre, because this author is focused on other stories.

Its been a few days since the event i hosted. I have let the orphans do what they like inside this tower. Really its only to settle them down. 

Since for first i plan to make him a third rate celestial. The second i can make do by giving her a stand. Yes guys time to JOJO this fucking world. I always like the prospect of an invisible and completely loyal bodyguard.

Yes they are to be experimented on, what did you think i was gonna let them freeload off me. Suddenly wham my whole tower is hit by something.

No problem it can regenerate easily, but more whammimg sounds come. For the love of god, who is doing this. Cant they take a hint and leave me alone.

As i walk to the veranda of the tower i see the one i wanted to never see. Yes its right guys its Deadpool complete with the red sex toy spandex.

Suddenly he shouts out "That was rude you know, i am a raging sex machine not a toy". Thats your problem anyway. I dont like him, this guy is annoying as hell.

So i stare sown at him "What do you want ?". Out of nowhere he pulls out a Coke and drinks for a while and says "Not a good place the Pacific, too hot for me. Good vacation prospects but not a place i would like to live in forever".

My face twitches "Oye get to the point already. I am busy experimenting on kids right now". Hey why does the line i said feels oddly similar and offsetting.

He suddenly shouts out "Shut up you fake Sannin. I am only here because i was sent from the future and i was too early". Alright did he just reference Batman Vs Superman.

Also why would someone from the future send this nutjob to fight me. I dont have time for this, i cant even teleport this annoyance to the sun. He will just enjoy the sunbath and come back.

"Just tell me what you want Wade ?", get lost already. Well he is low on the IQ department, maybe he will get lost. 

Anyway tell me already, coming from the future what a joke. Even Little Arthur's calculations estimate that no real blame is placed on me even in the future. Why would this Terminator like situation even happen.

So Wade starts "I was out looking for jobs, when i saw the news. It got me excited that another worldwide chaotic event was taking place without me knowing". Oye you bastard son of Chaos, dont act like we are anything alike.

"As a plus you can give me all the money in the world right". Then wont your life become mundane, and wont you come here even more to disturb me. I deadpan at him and then as if a flash of inspiration I get an idea.

I look at him seriously "Wade this mission that i am giving you can only be done by you. The comission is monthly". Deadpool looks suprisingly interested.

I wave my hand and a contract paper appears and he takes a look at it after reading it. He looks at me then at the contract and  then shouts out crying "Do you want to get rid of me so quick younger brother". "What the heck, who is your younger brother ?".

He then exclaims "I may be the bastard son of Chaos. But you are the bonafide one, you did destroy a whole timeline with minimum interactions with the major characters". Okay that sounded like a compliment. But why is it so infuriating.

He keeps on holding my leg and keeps on crying "Let go Wade you are getting snot on my debutante clothes". He shouts out "Nooooooo, my little brother hates me".

Fuck it, let him enjoy a sunbath. I transport his head near a thousand kms of the sun and leave his body here. Ahhh i love the silence. Now where was i, right the creation of the third rate celestial and Marvel's own woman version of Jotaro.

Yeah for the first one what was his name, hmmm i dont know. Lets fix that, i call both of them at the terrace where the sun shines the brightest. Both of them look nervous.

Meh even i wasnt this nervous when i was in Muir Island. I let it settle down that i was sitting on a throne majestically. What i can create whatever i want whenever i want. I am the fucking Legion for gods sake.

I stare at them, oh right Indomitable Will. It becomes an annoyance at times like this. Even suppressed it lets out a weak willpower test every now and while. 

Not good for children. So i create a pure black blindfold. It supresses my eyes and as a plus it looks cool. With my sensory trait my eyes dont really matter.

With the effects down i look at them and say "Tell me your names". They feel less jittery and the girl first introduces herself. Have to say she's got confidence though. She says out loud "I am Ash".

Gotta catch em all, ahahaha i cant help it. Fun fact about comics, it follows roughly the same pattern of our world till 1980's. Then as if the prelude had ended, everything starts differing.

So no well known anime or movie exists after the 2000's. Its what makes Deadpool so cut off from the world. Since he has such extensive knowledge of nearly everything.

So i look at her, and decide to graft a stand arrow for her. What it will later develop into is beyond me. But with a little bit of mental manipulation. I can make her the most loyal to me.

Looking at the stand arrow, both the orphans are unnerved. I dont like explaining so i just shoot the arrow at her. At first she looks scared but she then faces it head on. She has got the idiotic confidence of a shounen protagonist.

She closes her eyes but even after she is hit, it doesn't do any damge to her.So when she opens her eyes and looks around. When she sees the stand near her. Her eyes are left wide open.

As if she always knew the name she murmurs "Atom Hunter". She looks surprised, but i can see him even more clearly. Lets just say he looks bizzare enough. With a transcendental mettalic sheen full of silver brightness and bizzare outfitted buff body.

I then inquire "His abilities", the boy looks confused, the girl even more so. But as if the information cane to her, she replied "All atoms hit by Atom Hunter are irrecoverable" which means all his hits destroy the fabric of this universe.

Wow so i effectively created a Universe Buster, kudos to me. But at the beggining stages she will be very weak. Mainly because spiritual power grows with wisdom in body and mind.

That must be half the reason why everyone in Jojo's world is so bizzarely buff, even though most fights arent even physical. Well she can be my King card for now.

My Ace has always been me. The boy doesn't understand the situation since he is very normal right now. Well i take out Codex Prime and send an energy to him.

It took about an hour for his genes to be recaliberated. Why because even if third rate, celestials are still celestials. What i did was effectively try to replicate the Otsutsuki bloodline from Naruto.

Then why do i call them third rate would be by the fact that the weakest Celestial in existence was once able to threaten the universe. I am talking about Ego. 

Even with all the feats combined from the Naruto world, it would not make a difference to the universe. In Marvel comics galaxies are easily destroyed every once in a while.

Celestials have the most forte in this type of thing. Since Ghost Rider and Mephistos clash destroyed many galaxies. I can take reference and apply it here. 

So third rate it is, i mean if Madara tried the Moon Eye plan in Marvel comics. He would be defeated very easily, for example Blackbolt himself can destroy the moon. What else do you need.

If it was the MCU, there he would OP as hell. But in comics there are too many hidden variables. Like the Immortal Black Dragon, or Dormammu who comes every weekend after Strange.

So yep it is third rate, but he will still have Planetary levelling powers, so a fair deal. The orphan calms himself and then says "My name is Skip". He can feel the power coursing through his veins.

Since i have always been lazy, i just recreate the anime DVD's of Naruto and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. What i don't want to teach someone, i am not proficient in that regard.

It's not that i cant, its just our intelligence is worlds apart. What is simple for me could be considered impossible for them. So even if i try the only thing it would do is destroy their confidence and hinder their growth.

Lately i think i have become less fearfull of the Cosmic beings. Well they have a whole multiverse to select from, so they won't bother one or two being destroyed by good ol me.

What i plan to do is be a major power later on. So building the roots for my plans are a must. Later on Skip will be my Military advisor and Ash can be considered my hidden guard. What about Administration, i will find someone for that later on.

As i stay under the sun taking a sunbath i suddenly notice in my perception that something is coming at me. I open my blindfold to see a small asteroid coming towards me. What the heck, i think that asteroid has a face.

Suddenly the asteroid shouted out "Little brother". Nope this isnt happening, argh what do i do to keep this guy far away from the vicinity of my tower. My beautiful tower is in the presence of a mad man.

This guy is an annoying coakroach "For the last time what do you want". Wade then crash lands on my terrace. "BOOOM". Fuck where are this stupids word bubbles coming from.

The protagonist woke up one day as one of Marvel's strongest anti-hero. Follow our protagonist as he raises his army of personalities.

I am a newbie author and this is just written to give me an idea on how to write Fiction and Stories.

From the Darkness, Five more Jaguar that were hiding came out .

'I think I will be getting use to this. '

Roar!

Baring their scary fangs, the Five beasts closed the gap between Joseph and  in an instant by surrounding him. 

Joseph in his excited state to slay the first Jaguars, he raised his hands up , and now was ready to slay them .

While he was trying to calculate their movement two of the jaguar pounced towards him.

He quickly  to evaded one of the jaguar who missed his head and slay them.

But there was no time to be happy, the other three was now coming at him . his claws was stained with jaguar bloods .

"Damn it"

Having no choice, he looked at his claws which now have little cracks on it and he used his fist to gust at one of the Jaguar in midair at the maw.

Smash!

The jaguar which Joseph stabbed with his fist  fell on the ground .

The other two on seeing that started moving back Joseph rushed at them with giving them anytime to run.

Wosh! slam!

Joseph was  surprise at his speed, and his
 destructive power and it was not something he  had expected would happened.

The two Jaguar was now lying on the ground with blood flowing from their mouths.

"Wow?"

This system even though it seems strange the result of having it was awesome for Joseph.
He was now staring at his claws which now has noticeable cracks on it,the wounded jaguar from the maw as finally stopped convulsing . A familiar mechanical deep rang through Joseph  head .

Ting*

You've defeated the Silver – Scale – Jaguarundi .

You've leveled up!

"I've leveled up?"

To make sure he didn't mishear, Joseph immediately try to open his status screen .

Name: Unknown(Joseph)

Class: None

Titles: None

Age: 27

Sex: Male

Race: Human/Chimera

Level: 2

HP: 100

MP: 23

Tiredness: 00

[ Stat ]

Strength: 21

Stamina: 11

Agility: 11

Intelligence: 11

Perception:  11

Transformation: Chimera With Adamantium claws.

( Available Points:750)

[ Skills ]

Passive Skills:

-Knife and Dagger Mastery lv1

-Fire–Arms Mastery lv 1

Active Skills: 

-Krav Maga lv 1

-Sprint lv 1

[ 'Skill: Sprint has been learned. ]

He really had leveled up. With it, all of his stats had been increased by 1 point and even getting a new Skill . Joseph now realized that this system and this new world might not be a mere coincidence rather a gift from God and he notice  that the system level up were not the only way to raise his attributes . It was apparent that leveling up increased them as well .

'To think that I could level- up nice!'

Something that he as always seen and red online was now his reality .

"Chuckles"

The stat points he received from the system as a new host was 1000 after few techniques he bought it was now 750.

Since Joseph has 750 points he wanted to see weather he could actually increase his stats value or not.
The stat points he gained from leveling up were 5 .

Although he could not freely distribute these 5 points, the total benefit from a level-up was not much of a difference from using his point to level up .

He was thinking that if he got physically stronger many things would change and become more easier, but he didn't want that easy win he wanted to enjoy his fight with the beast and gain more experience in actual life and death battle.

Also he wanted to know the type of change the stat value would do in his body. Since he thought it would be more prominent with the increase 'Strength' stat, but he thought about the other stats he could also do more with 'Stamina' and 'Agility' but he also needed perception to understand sensory information, even though 'Stamina' and 'Agility' is  often seen in games  than 'Perception'.

He had lots of question on how he spend the points on his four stats 'Strength', 'Perception', 'Agility' and 'Stamina'. But for instance if he increased "Intelligence" would he actually get much smarter than other humans with high IQ, whatever the case maybe it he felt that the Four of stats are actually useful to him now, what he really needed now was not 'Intelligence' but rather 'Strength', 'Agility', 'Stamina','Perception' in ended up investing eighty points on them.


"Even though I just leveled  after just killing five jaguar, System eighty points on 'Strength','Agility', 'Stamina','Perception' stats.

Name: Unknown(Joseph)

Class: None

Titles: None

Age: 27

Sex: Male

Race: Human/Chimera

Level: 2

HP: 100

MP: 23

Tiredness: 00

[ Stat ]

Strength: 41

Stamina: 31

Agility: 31

Intelligence: 31

Perception:  31

Transformation: Chimera With Adamantium claws.

( Available Points:670)

[ Skills ]

Passive Skills:

-Knife and Dagger Mastery lv1

-Fire–Arms Mastery lv 1

Active Skills: 

-Krav Maga lv 1

-Sprint lv 1

In a video game, low level characters were able to level up quickly .
Joseph was currently level 2 . You could say he was at the bottom of the barrel . But his level did  reflect a little at his other stats. Even though he was expecting more points .

 After all, his strength was already above 40; if someone were to calculate the level-up being equivalent to one point of strength, probably Joseph already has the strength of someone above level 50 . 


'Even though I have double the strength attribute and other three stats of mine there is no much  difference than but  before weird I wonder why?"

Joseph original strength stat was 20. The difference between 20 strength and 40 strength was a factor of 4, but his power felt a little greater than that.

'Sigh"…'


He remembered that he was still inside the dungeon and it was as quiet as a grave yard.

"But, the system said defeat the boss where is it?"

Joseph looked around but could not find traces of  beast . It appeared that the boss might be deep in the dungeon, And Joseph didn't pay much attention before rather he  was focused on his status screen .

"Tsk. "

He hold his chin in disappointment,  . As he began to walk towards the deeper parts he stopped,

'Wait, do these things have magic cores like in the comics?'

He stopped himself in thought .
Every magic beast in comics found in Gates had a magic core in their body; sometimes, a single magic beast could carry multiple cores like in The Hunter comics . If you were lucky, you might even find a Runestone . The magic cores, which had many uses, and the Runestones, which taught valuable skills, could it be sold for a high price?. It would not be an exaggeration to say that the primary objective of most Hunters was to obtain magic cores.

"Aaaah my head....

Joseph memory  of this world was flashing in his head, of how he  was a young Hunter. Who went with his leader  and his colleagues for a raid  and got trapped by the dungeon after it suddenly closed by it self and how everyone died in the dungeon ten years ago.

Now that he was regaining his memory his head was aching, he felt as if someone was pouring a hot molten lava  on his head the pain was too much that it made Joseph to almost fall unconscious.

" Pant" Pants".

Joseph has finally regained his memory even though some where blur in Joseph but he was finally able know  his name in this world he was called Tobi and he had a brother and a father who are hunters and two sisters and his mother was still alive, the pain in Joseph head was reducing soon he could remember the boss of this dungeon was a big scary scorpion.

Joseph as finally settle down  and his mind and head was now in a calm state, he could now see the reason why his former self died, he was too weak and coward and was a rotten brat. Joseph mind was now prepared to face whatever comes his way and he was now ready and has realized his mistake.


 And  also, maybe there was a kinda of hidden treasure and Walking away from a hunt empty handed would made him fell disappointed.

But he notice that these beasts was different from other magical beast they didn't have anything within them.

"Hmm?"

He saw something shining in the Jaguar's body . Joseph went over to pick it. One of the Jaguar body was emitting light . When he reached out to it, a message appeared .

You've found a "Jaguar fang"

Would you like to acquire it?

"Acquire . "

Jaguar fang

Rarity: None

Type: Junk

A jaguar sharp fang .

You may keep this item in your inventory .

You may sell this item in the shop .

Joseph red the fang in his hand.

'There even a shop'

Where in the world did this System come from? he thought maybe the system would explain every detail related to fangs but it didn't rather it was as if it was asking Joseph to figure it out himself.

"For crying out loud why won't it explain anything useful damn it"

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